Original upload date: August 10th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:17 - 0:22] What up y'all now? No normally I would be doing
[0:23 - 0:25] some
[0:25 - 0:26] goofy
[0:26 - 0:29] wacky
[0:29 - 0:31] you know
[0:31 - 0:33] crazy comedy skits
[0:34 - 0:44] With nobody mom hanging out working on some new merch
[0:45 - 0:47] Which if you always check out the new merch
[0:47 - 0:51] If you always check out the new merch
[0:52 - 0:54] Check out the fucking shop right there
[0:55 - 1:08] If you go to bonfire.com check out the shop. I got bring them up and that was the wrong way
[1:09 - 1:15] Or the wrong deal, but sometimes I have to just
[1:16 - 1:18] Really irritated the fuck out of me
[1:20 - 1:22] something is really
[1:23 - 1:29] I don't go under my skin, but pissed me off and I didn't think
[1:29 - 1:40] I'm bad. This is a thing until I look into it and I'm addressing every motherfucker out there that claims that they're a Nazi and
[1:40 - 1:44] Neo-Nazi or whatever. I'm saying this to every one of y'all motherfuckers
[1:45 - 1:48] How dare you?
[1:48 - 1:52] Take a fucking flag that I represent
[1:53 - 1:59] That is from a fucking culture that I represent
[2:01 - 2:03] That people like Ryan Oaks are
[2:04 - 2:08] And represent people like Trace Atkins
[2:10 - 2:15] Willie Nelson
[2:15 - 2:16] Johnny Cash
[2:16 - 2:20] Alan Jackson Bradley Gilbert
[2:20 - 2:22] North Brooks
[2:22 - 2:29] Brooks and Dillon Dixie Chicks fucking Reba McIntyre dog on all these fucking famous music artists represent
[2:29 - 2:33] How dare you take
[2:33 - 2:38] the confederate flag that's not a sign of
[2:38 - 2:46] Hatred but a sign of rebellion being practical and being from south proud to be a country person
[2:46 - 2:48] proud to be from the country
[2:49 - 2:54] How are you gonna sit there and take that fucking flag and turn it into something it ain't
[2:55 - 3:06] Like bro, that's seriously fucked up. I mean I get it. I get it. You can't use the swastika anymore and understandably so
[3:08 - 3:10] understandably so
[3:10 - 3:15] But dude, that don't give you the goddamn right to take the fucking rebel flag and
[3:17 - 3:28] Ruin its name its history like bro. You see this shirt right here
[3:29 - 3:31] red wine blue
[3:31 - 3:34] US flag has a confederate flag has it
[3:35 - 3:39] Yeah, I may wear the US colors. That may be true
[3:39 - 3:42] I may wear the US flag on a lot of shit, but let me tell you right now
[3:42 - 3:45] I'm one of the country's motherfuckers you'll ever meet
[3:48 - 3:50] For you to walk around
[3:51 - 3:53] claim the flag
[3:53 - 3:55] Tartishing our culture
[3:55 - 4:08] Then I grew up around like who the fuck do you think you are like?
[4:08 - 4:13] It's one thing to you know come up with you know your own flag design
[4:13 - 4:17] That's cool. A lot of people do that a lot of cultures do that
[4:19 - 4:22] You know the Wiccans have the pentacle
[4:25 - 4:29] Wait
[4:29 - 4:35] Bro come on like how the fuck you guys sit there and turn the road like that was a sign of rebellion a
[4:36 - 4:39] Sign of being prideful of being from the South a
[4:40 - 4:43] sign of being from the country and
[4:44 - 4:48] Take it and turn it into something that it don't need to be
[4:48 - 4:54] Like what the fuck you like who the fuck do you think you are?
[4:55 - 5:17] I'll tell you right now motherfucker this song right here. I'm gonna do for y'all
[5:17 - 5:31] This is going to every motherfucker out there
[5:31 - 5:33] Representing the goddamn country
[5:34 - 5:36] And keeping a country
[6:16 - 6:18] Oh
[6:47 - 6:49] Cowboys
[7:22 - 7:25] You
[7:52 - 7:56] we go down in my mind
[7:56 - 8:00] comes and goes and goes away
[8:00 - 8:07] we go down in my mind
[8:07 - 8:13] it's day, it's a station
[8:13 - 8:24] it's day, it's a station
[8:24 - 8:27] but you can't change anything
[8:27 - 8:31] we go down and go and drive
[8:31 - 8:48] It's cowboys, hippies, farms, I am too, they say it's rain on that in my life
[8:48 - 8:51] Can't you speak, can't you laugh?
[8:51 - 9:49] There's a lamb, a bum, a shine, whiskey, what you gonna do when you get stuck?
[9:49 - 9:53] Go grab a beer, get on a bitch girl, he's going down the line
[9:53 - 9:58] And you saw me, me, while I'm being like I always be
[9:58 - 10:04] Yeah, more like Choe, he says, slayer, have a kid and a sis with the critters out
[10:04 - 10:10] I'm a son of a bum, but I don't know who grows and grows and doubts and go broke
[10:10 - 10:14] So, you gotta get on a bum, find a house to put on boards
[10:14 - 10:19] And then take your time, you cranky little daddy, get a lot of daddy
[10:19 - 10:22] Come down in the dirt, get dirty, sound down here
[10:22 - 10:29] Then on that little bitch in the head, jumps and bikers, they all came to kick it in the stairs
[10:40 - 10:46] So, look down and try to tell ya, yeah, we're crankin' the bass, ain't please say it has skin
[10:46 - 10:49] But yours is great, there's some girls like to call them up
[10:49 - 10:54] A little son of a trance to have your own son, he's going down the line
[10:54 - 10:59] Yeah, more like Choe, he says, slayer, have a kid and a sis with the critters out
[10:59 - 11:04] I'm a son of a bum, but I don't know who grows and grows and doubts and go broke
[11:04 - 11:09] So, you gotta get on a bum, find a house to put on boards
[11:09 - 11:14] And then take your time, you cranky little daddy, get a lot of daddy
[11:14 - 11:19] Come down in the dirt, get dirty, sound down here
[11:19 - 11:23] Come down in the dirt, get dirty, sound down here
[11:23 - 11:30] Then on that little bitch in the head, jumps and bikers, they all came to kick it in the stairs
[11:30 - 11:55] So, it just makes a child talk
[11:55 - 12:03] Why does it open the door?
[12:03 - 12:08] You're a bitch lover
[12:08 - 12:11] The moon and the fog keep on counting
[12:11 - 12:14] Got a lemon in the skin, it ain't the last dish
[12:14 - 12:16] Take it easy on the showers
[12:16 - 12:20] When the mother pours women, that's the damn good way
[12:20 - 12:24] And then get it hooked down, hooked up down
[12:24 - 12:27] Get your ass stolen up down here
[12:27 - 12:33] Then on that little bitch in the head, jumps and bikers, they all came to kick it in the stairs
[12:33 - 12:36] So, it just makes a child talk
[12:36 - 12:37] Why does it open the door?
[12:37 - 12:38] You're a bitch lover
[12:38 - 12:40] The moon and the fog keep on counting
[12:40 - 12:43] Got a lemon in the skin, it ain't the last dish
[12:43 - 12:45] Take it easy on the showers
[12:45 - 12:48] When the mother pours women, that's the damn good way
[12:48 - 12:54] Then on that little bitch in the head, jumps and bikers, they all came to kick it in the stairs
[12:54 - 12:56] So, it just makes a child talk
[12:56 - 12:58] Why does it open the door?
[12:58 - 12:59] You're a bitch lover
[12:59 - 13:01] The moon and the fog keep on counting
[13:01 - 13:14] Got a lemon in the skin, it ain't the last dish
[13:14 - 13:16] Get your ass stolen up down here
[13:16 - 13:55] Then on that little bitch in the head, jumps and bikers, they all came to kick it in the stairs
[13:55 - 14:11] This for every, I mean every single person that y'all ever killed back in World War II
[14:11 - 14:15] This for every single person that you motherfucking Nazis have killed
[14:15 - 14:20] This for those who lost their lives to your tyrannical actions
[15:15 - 15:19] They were sitting in my face, and I prayed for a cat to stop me
[15:19 - 15:24] Ripping over the darkest times in my history
[15:24 - 15:30] Oh yeah, I laughed inside, this song was down with Rhyme
[15:30 - 15:33] I tell you, never again
[15:33 - 15:38] Brother, be afraid, society will take you down
[15:38 - 15:43] You can't lie to me, it's real, never again
[15:44 - 15:58] And I know, you can't raise your head, but if you beat it in the street
[15:58 - 16:01] It's jumping in my lopsided machine
[16:01 - 16:02] Oh yeah, never again
[16:02 - 16:04] Don't even talk to me in your lies
[16:04 - 16:06] I ain't lost anything back in the day
[16:06 - 16:08] You can't tell me never again
[16:08 - 16:09] What's the law of cost
[16:09 - 16:11] You think that history will leave them every last
[16:11 - 16:14] I know, you think that the joy of hell
[16:14 - 16:17] Will stop when the world is empty
[16:17 - 16:21] And I laugh inside, this is so much real
[16:22 - 16:25] I'll tell you, never again
[16:25 - 16:30] Brother, be afraid, society will take you down
[16:30 - 16:35] You can't lie to me, it's real, never again
[16:36 - 16:39] Not again
[16:40 - 16:45] So all you motherfucking Nazis
[16:45 - 17:10] Fuck you, hey Nazis
[17:10 - 17:12] Fuck you, bandits
[17:12 - 17:16] You can't serve this time
[17:16 - 17:21] But I have left inside
[17:21 - 17:24] This is so much real with Rhyme
[17:24 - 17:27] I tell you, never again
[17:27 - 17:32] Brother, be afraid, society will take you down
[17:32 - 17:39] You can't lie to me, it's real, never again
[17:39 - 17:41] I know, you think that the joy of hell
[17:41 - 17:43] Will stop when the world is empty
[17:43 - 17:46] And I laugh inside, this is so much real
[17:46 - 17:49] You can't tell me never again
[17:49 - 17:54] Brother, be afraid, society will take you down
[17:54 - 18:03] You can't lie to me, it's real, never again
[18:21 - 18:23] Every one of you
[18:23 - 18:27] I'm calling every goddamn bitch ass Neo Nazi out
[18:27 - 18:31] Every single one of you can't kiss my motherfucking ass
[18:31 - 18:33] Cause I, let me tell you right now
[18:33 - 18:37] I catch one of you motherfucking Neo Nazis in the street
[18:37 - 18:39] And I find out about it, I get in fucking tea
[18:39 - 18:43] I'm blowing your goddamn head off
[18:43 - 18:47] Motherfuckers like you don't deserve to be around
[18:47 - 18:52] Tone motherfuckers that go around killing people like y'all do
[18:52 - 18:54] Y'all don't deserve to live
[18:54 - 18:58] And they think y'all deserve to be buried six feet under
[18:58 - 19:01] Matter of fact, you know what you motherfuckers deserve?
[19:01 - 19:04] You deserve the same kind of punishment
[19:04 - 19:06] The very same kind of punishment
[19:06 - 19:10] That you put those people through back in World War II
[19:10 - 19:12] You deserve the same treatment
[19:12 - 19:15] That you put those poor innocent people through
[19:15 - 19:18] You deserve that same goddamn treatment
[19:18 - 19:22] That same treatment you fucking deserve
[19:22 - 19:24] Now let me tell you right now
[19:24 - 19:27] If I had a my way, every one of you motherfuckers
[19:27 - 19:30] Would be put through that same, you know what I mean
[19:30 - 19:32] That very same treatment
[19:32 - 19:37] That you put those poor innocent lives through all those years ago
[19:37 - 19:41] Every one of you would be put through that fucking treatment
[19:41 - 19:48] Now let me tell you right now
[19:48 - 19:50] I'll be damned
[19:50 - 19:56] If I let you take a country flag that I represent
[19:56 - 20:01] I'll be damned if I let you take one of the flags that I represent
[20:01 - 20:04] That I'm proud to be a part of
[20:04 - 20:08] I'll be damned if I let y'all come up in here
[20:08 - 20:13] And ruin the fucking very culture that I was raised around
[20:13 - 20:24] The very same culture that I was raised in
[20:24 - 20:27] I was born and raised in the most fucking country area
[20:27 - 20:29] Which goddamn country
[20:29 - 20:31] I was born and raised down in Bellingham, Washington
[20:31 - 20:34] State on a goddamn farm, bro
[20:34 - 20:37] Out in the middle of fucking nowhere
[20:37 - 20:39] Out in the country
[20:39 - 20:41] And I'm not just talking a little small town
[20:41 - 20:44] No, I mean out in the middle of motherfucking nowhere
[20:44 - 20:48] Bet woods, woods everywhere, fields for days
[20:48 - 20:51] Mountains for days, that kind of country
[20:51 - 20:53] That's what I was raised in
[20:53 - 20:56] And I'll be damned if I let any one of you punk ass motherfuckers
[20:56 - 20:59] Come in and tarnish what that flag means
[20:59 - 21:01] To people like me
[21:01 - 21:03] To people like my brother Jake
[21:03 - 21:07] To people that I know that our redneck is fucked
[21:07 - 21:10] I'll be damned if I let y'all ruin that shit
[21:10 - 21:12] Cause that flag
[21:12 - 21:15] That flag is a sign of culture
[21:15 - 21:18] It's about being prideful from being from the south
[21:18 - 21:21] It's about being a fucking country boy
[21:21 - 21:23] Or woman
[21:23 - 21:26] It's about being a country as fuck
[21:26 - 21:30] And what do y'all Nazis do?
[21:30 - 21:33] Count them in like, oh we're gonna claim this flag
[21:33 - 21:35] No the fuck you waiting to do
[21:35 - 21:38] You ain't claiming this guy didn't flag for nothing boy
[21:38 - 21:43] You ain't claiming that guy didn't flag or any flag at all
[21:43 - 21:49] The only flag you need to be waving is the arm dead flag
[21:49 - 21:52] You need to be waving that flag of
[21:52 - 21:54] Oh, we give up, we're not Neo-Nazis
[21:54 - 21:57] We're giving up, that's the only flag you need to be waving
[21:57 - 21:59] Y'all need to be waving that flag
[21:59 - 22:03] Of dropping that goddamn Neo-Nazi bullshit
[22:03 - 22:06] That's the only flag you need to be waving
[22:06 - 22:13] Cause what y'all do is disrespectful as fuck bro
[22:13 - 22:51] And see, here's the thing about that Kenny
[22:51 - 22:54] It don't matter where the fuck you're from
[22:54 - 22:58] If you're from the country, you're from the country
[22:58 - 23:00] It don't matter if you're from the south
[23:00 - 23:02] Or from the north or whatever
[23:02 - 23:06] If you rep the country and you live in the country the same way I did
[23:06 - 23:10] Then yeah, you're a country all the fucking same
[23:10 - 23:18] So anybody who motherfuckin thinks otherwise
[23:18 - 23:21] Get the fuck out
[23:21 - 23:23] Hell, my boy Quinn here
[23:23 - 23:27] He's from Australia and this motherfuckers country as fuck bro
[23:27 - 23:30] This is one of the most country motherfuckers I know
[23:30 - 23:47] Well he say it right now, yeah I may have been raised on a backwards farm
[23:47 - 23:51] On the outskirts of town of Washington state that may be true
[23:51 - 23:53] But at the end of the day
[23:53 - 23:56] I'm just as country as the next motherfucking guy
[23:56 - 23:59] Don't believe me?
[23:59 - 24:02] Bro, I got whole goddamn country playlists
[24:02 - 24:07] Bro, my motherfucking iPod that I still have
[24:07 - 24:10] And yes, I still got this motherfucker
[24:10 - 24:12] Yes, I still got this and guess what
[24:12 - 24:16] This ain't still full of country ass fucking music
[24:16 - 24:19] We're talking Clay Walker, up church
[24:19 - 24:21] Fucking Jason Aldean
[24:21 - 24:24] Alan Jackson, Johnny Cash
[24:24 - 24:26] Dolly Parton, you fucking name it
[24:26 - 24:28] I probably got it on here
[24:28 - 25:37] First of all, favorite country songs
[25:37 - 25:40] So a lot of y'all motherfuckers remember this shit from back in the day
[25:40 - 25:49] How many of y'all motherfuckers remember this shit?
[25:49 - 25:59] Hell, my wife with another man
[25:59 - 26:02] And it cost me 99
[26:02 - 26:07] All from prison, farm in Georgia
[26:07 - 26:10] Close to the borderline
[26:10 - 26:15] I've been here for two long years
[26:15 - 26:20] I finally made the war with my friend
[26:20 - 26:23] And so he sent his dream to life of me
[26:23 - 26:30] He took care of old red and his dog
[26:30 - 26:34] I live to see
[26:34 - 26:39] I don't know if they can smell a two-day trap
[26:39 - 26:42] Because if a war they can track a machine
[26:42 - 26:46] You can see how self-mining
[26:46 - 26:48] Lookin' to get past the gators
[26:48 - 26:50] And the quicksand things
[26:50 - 26:57] These years that I've been here
[26:57 - 26:58] I was ready
[26:58 - 27:02] For one thing, for one somebody
[27:02 - 27:04] Why don't you learn
[27:04 - 27:07] Old red is the never-ending fun
[27:07 - 27:10] Get my banner, get my gun
[27:10 - 27:20] Fill in the tree for the morning come
[27:20 - 27:23] And I sit down a letter to my cousin
[27:23 - 27:27] And then I see
[27:27 - 27:30] If that don't prove what I am
[27:30 - 27:33] Then what the fuck are you doin' here?
[27:33 - 27:35] If that don't prove that I'm one of the country
[27:35 - 27:37] This motherfuckers out here
[27:37 - 27:39] That's willing to say I'm proud to say
[27:39 - 27:40] That I'm a country boy
[27:40 - 27:42] And I'm proud to fuckin' show it
[27:42 - 27:45] If that don't tell you I'm a country
[27:45 - 27:47] This fuckin' what does, bro?
[27:47 - 27:48] What the fuck does?
[27:48 - 27:50] And yo, to the road, man
[27:50 - 27:53] Kiss my ass, pansy ass little faggot
[27:53 - 27:55] Why don't you kiss my fuckin' ass?
[27:55 - 27:58] You dumbass bitch, I know why you're doin' it
[27:58 - 28:02] I know why you're doin' it
[28:02 - 28:05] That's because you wanna be relevant
[28:05 - 28:08] That's why you're doin' all this banning and walkin'
[28:08 - 28:11] Because you wanna be relevant
[28:11 - 28:13] And sorry, motherfucker
[28:13 - 28:16] You're never gonna be relevant
[28:16 - 28:19] You're never gonna be anything more
[28:19 - 28:23] Than a worthless waste of bullshit space
[28:23 - 28:25] On the face of this earth
[28:25 - 28:27] Do you understand that?
[28:27 - 28:30] You ain't shit
[28:30 - 28:33] If you can stoop yourself so low
[28:33 - 28:35] As to do what you're doin'
[28:35 - 28:37] Then you have no right
[28:37 - 28:39] To even be on the goddamn internet
[28:39 - 28:41] And let them own breathing
[28:41 - 28:44] Because shit's not motherfuckers like you
[28:44 - 28:49] Motherfuckers like you
[28:49 - 28:52] That's the reason why people are afraid to be on the internet
[28:52 - 28:55] Because you're so goddamn sensitive
[28:55 - 28:58] You're too much of a fucking pussy
[28:58 - 29:04] You're so easily triggered and offended
[29:04 - 29:09] And it blows my mind at how easily triggered you really are
[29:09 - 29:11] Like, dude, grow up
[29:11 - 29:14] Grow some thick goddamn skin, bro
[29:14 - 29:16] If you can't handle it
[29:16 - 29:18] Then get the fuck off the goddamn internet
[29:18 - 29:20] If you can't handle it, bro
[29:20 - 29:25] If you can't handle someone's fucking opinion
[29:25 - 29:28] Or what they say or handle the facts
[29:28 - 29:31] When somebody knows what they're talking about
[29:31 - 29:34] Then, bro, get the fuck off the goddamn internet
[29:34 - 29:36] If you can't handle the truth
[29:36 - 29:38] Or handle someone's opinion
[29:38 - 29:40] Get the fuck off the goddamn internet
[29:40 - 29:45] Because you're too goddamn easily triggered
[29:45 - 29:47] You're soft as fuck
[29:47 - 29:52] You're soft as hell, bro
[29:52 - 29:54] You're as bad as soft as a goddamn ice cream cone
[29:54 - 29:57] From Dairy Queen, bro
[29:57 - 29:59] Like, for real
[29:59 - 30:01] You can't handle the opinions
[30:01 - 30:03] And you can't handle what somebody says
[30:03 - 30:05] Dude, get off the goddamn internet
[30:05 - 30:06] If you can't fucking handle it
[30:06 - 30:08] Because obviously I can
[30:08 - 30:12] Because I make motherfuckers like you look dumb every night
[30:12 - 30:14] With these jokes that I crack
[30:14 - 30:15] And the shit that I say
[30:15 - 30:18] I make you look dumb every time
[30:18 - 30:19] I take whatever you say to me
[30:19 - 30:20] And I turn it around
[30:20 - 30:22] And I throw it back at you
[30:22 - 30:24] And I make you look dumb
[30:24 - 30:27] And people love that shit
[30:27 - 30:29] And people love seeing me
[30:29 - 30:31] Make y'all dumbasses
[30:31 - 30:33] Look like you are
[30:33 - 30:35] Dumbasses
[30:35 - 30:39] Like, for real
[30:39 - 30:41] Like, you wanna run your mouth about me
[30:41 - 30:44] But none of you have ever got the balls
[30:44 - 30:46] To step up
[30:46 - 30:48] All y'all try to be like
[30:48 - 30:50] Oh, but you this, oh, but you that
[30:50 - 30:52] Blah, blah, blah, oh, I'm ready
[30:52 - 30:53] Oh, you're wrong
[30:53 - 30:55] Man, shut the fuck up
[30:55 - 30:58] Quit trying to be politically correct
[30:58 - 31:01] It makes you look stupid, first off
[31:01 - 31:14] Second off, it makes you look like a piece of shit
[31:14 - 31:18] Like, fucking, what's that dude's name?
[31:18 - 31:21] That one that keeps calling that
[31:21 - 31:24] That Christ the 30 year old boomer, dude
[31:24 - 31:27] And what's that name anyway, bro?
[31:27 - 31:31] Like, you're definitely not Jesus Christ
[31:31 - 31:33] So you can drop that name
[31:33 - 31:36] You sure as fuck ain't no boomer
[31:36 - 31:39] No chick would ever wanna date your fat ass
[31:39 - 31:41] Like, why honestly, bro?
[31:41 - 31:44] I'm just being straight up honest here with ya
[31:44 - 31:46] If you're gonna diss me
[31:46 - 31:50] Don't use somebody else's song to fucking do it
[31:50 - 31:53] Just wanna make you look dumb
[31:53 - 31:55] It really does, it makes you look stupid
[31:55 - 32:02] Like, for real, man, this is you right here every time
[32:02 - 32:04] Oh, blah, blah, oh, side right there
[32:04 - 32:06] Blah, blah, blah, oh, side right there
[32:06 - 32:08] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
[32:08 - 32:10] Blah, blah, blah, oh, side right there
[32:10 - 32:12] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
[32:12 - 32:16] Bro, come on
[32:16 - 32:19] You sound dumb, you can't even fucking rap
[32:19 - 32:23] First off, your beats are all off
[32:23 - 32:26] Like, you can't even stay on cue with a goddamn beat
[32:26 - 32:29] Plus, you can't even write your own fucking lyrics
[32:29 - 32:32] Like, at least I can do all that
[32:32 - 32:35] I can make beats when I wanna make beats
[32:35 - 32:40] I can stay on point with a beat
[32:40 - 32:42] I know how to record my shit
[32:42 - 32:47] On a side note, I am releasing a brand new music video for you guys very soon
[32:47 - 32:52] It's actually a song that I've been wanting to work on for quite some time now
[32:52 - 32:55] It's definitely very emotional for me
[32:55 - 32:59] It's one that I definitely felt needed to be done
[32:59 - 33:03] So that is gonna be released sometime soon, I'm not sure when
[33:03 - 33:08] I got the song recorded and done, I just gotta put the video together and then it'll be released
[33:08 - 33:11] So there's that on a side note
[33:11 - 33:14] But dude, Christ the 3 year old boomer
[33:14 - 33:17] Like, what are you trying to be?
[33:17 - 33:19] A fucking rockstar?
[33:19 - 33:25] Like, bro, you ain't got the talent to be a rockstar
[33:25 - 33:29] You ain't got the talent to be as funny as I
[33:29 - 33:34] See, I outclash you in every division
[33:34 - 33:36] Musically, I destroy you
[33:36 - 33:40] Rap-wise, I bury your ass
[33:40 - 33:44] Make them beats, dude, I can do that shit in my sleep
[33:44 - 33:52] And as for being funny, motherfucker, compared to you, I'm goddamn Jim Carrey, boy
[33:52 - 33:57] Compared to you, I'm motherfucking Jim Carrey
[33:57 - 34:01] Like, straight up, I'm funny as fuck compared to you
[34:01 - 34:05] Like, what do you got?
[34:05 - 34:09] A couple of wisecracks that are lame as fuck
[34:10 - 34:14] Like, oh, Nick and me, yo, I'm Christ the 3rd year old boomer
[34:14 - 34:17] I think y'all funnier than this guy
[34:17 - 34:20] I think y'all funnier than him
[34:20 - 34:23] Hey, Cyrax, fuck you
[34:23 - 34:27] And I'm just over here
[34:27 - 34:30] Yeah, what do you got for me, dipshit?
[34:30 - 34:31] You ain't shit anyway
[34:31 - 34:33] Yada yada yada
[34:33 - 34:37] It's literally the same thing every night
[34:37 - 34:40] Over and over and over, man
[34:40 - 34:45] Like, come on, bro
[34:45 - 34:48] Like, watching you run your mouth
[34:48 - 34:51] Is like me having sex with my ex every night
[34:51 - 34:53] Same boring position
[34:53 - 34:57] Every fucking night
[34:57 - 34:59] All the fucking time
[34:59 - 35:03] Like, bro, do better
[35:03 - 35:05] I'm just saying
[35:05 - 35:07] And speaking of bedrooms, man
[35:07 - 35:09] Speaking of being in the bedroom, bro
[35:09 - 35:11] You might want to take yourself up to Viagra
[35:11 - 35:13] Have to get away some way to the gym, dude
[35:13 - 35:17] Because I heard a few rumors going around
[35:17 - 35:20] That you kind of got a little problem down below
[35:20 - 35:22] And you can't keep it up
[35:22 - 35:24] And if that is the case
[35:24 - 35:26] Not saying it is, but if that is the case
[35:26 - 35:28] Which I'm pretty sure it is
[35:28 - 35:30] If that is the case
[35:30 - 35:32] Yeah, I might want to go to your doctor
[35:32 - 35:34] And get yourself some Viagra
[35:34 - 35:36] That way
[35:36 - 35:40] Oh, you can at least halfway attempt to keep it up
[35:40 - 35:44] I'm just saying, bro
[35:44 - 35:47] Like, you might want to get that looked at, man
[35:47 - 35:56] Because you kind of need it from my understanding
[35:56 - 35:59] Like, from my understanding, you might need that
[35:59 - 36:08] I'm just saying, bro
[36:08 - 36:10] Oh, and just for the record
[36:10 - 36:13] Quit trying to be Eminem because you're not Eminem
[36:13 - 36:22] You'll never be him
[36:22 - 36:24] Have a better chance of getting on live TV
[36:24 - 36:26] Than you got as making it as a rapper
[36:26 - 36:28] Like, bro
[36:28 - 36:31] I stand a better shot of getting on national television
[36:31 - 36:35] Than you got as making it as a motherfucking music artist, bro
[36:35 - 36:40] You're fucking sucked
[36:40 - 36:43] And what joins me to you, Tyrese, need?
[36:43 - 36:47] The wannabe, Tyrese Gibson of YouTube
[36:47 - 36:56] The man who thinks he's funny
[36:56 - 36:58] Like, bro, you ain't funny as fuck
[36:58 - 37:02] You ain't funny, you dumb as fuck
[37:02 - 37:04] When my Trevor looking at us
[37:04 - 37:06] I have a better fucking shot of making it
[37:06 - 37:09] On a fucking live GTA live action film, bro
[37:09 - 37:12] I have a better shot of playing Trevor on GTA 5
[37:12 - 37:14] Than a live action film
[37:14 - 37:19] Than you have of making it as a music artist, bro
[37:19 - 37:22] I mean, seriously
[37:22 - 37:24] Do you know how many motherfuckers have been saying
[37:24 - 37:27] I look like Trevor from GTA 5?
[37:27 - 37:30] Do you know how many motherfuckers are telling me, yo
[37:30 - 37:33] Make a real-life Trevor account
[37:33 - 37:35] Which I'm playing on doing, by the way
[37:35 - 37:37] I'm playing on doing some Trevor tech shit
[37:37 - 37:38] For y'all
[37:38 - 37:41] I do plan on doing a live
[37:41 - 37:44] A live Instagram
[37:44 - 37:47] Of the real-life Trevor
[37:47 - 37:50] Meaning, you know, obviously looking like him
[37:50 - 37:52] I do plan on doing that
[37:52 - 37:56] That's gonna be fun
[37:56 - 37:58] But dude
[37:58 - 38:01] Who the hell do you think you are, man?
[38:01 - 38:03] Like, who do you think you are?
[38:03 - 38:05] Like, the world's biggest rockstar, bro
[38:05 - 38:07] You're a fucking bum
[38:07 - 38:09] Living couch to couch
[38:09 - 38:11] House to house
[38:11 - 38:14] Few bucks at a time
[38:14 - 38:20] And you wanna talk shit on me?
[38:20 - 38:29] Let's be honest
[38:29 - 38:34] You couldn't hold a candle
[38:34 - 38:36] To my level of comedy
[38:36 - 38:40] I could destroy you in less than a fucking minute
[38:40 - 38:42] And you know it
[38:42 - 38:44] So Tyrese
[38:44 - 38:46] Why don't you take your wannabe
[38:46 - 38:49] Tyrese Gibson lookin' ass
[38:49 - 38:53] Get off your motherfucking lazy ass
[38:53 - 38:56] Get a goddamn job at Walmart
[38:56 - 38:58] And make money motherfucker
[38:58 - 39:03] Man, for real, stop being lazy as fuck
[39:03 - 39:07] I mean, at least the shit I do
[39:07 - 39:09] I'm able to hold my own like
[39:09 - 39:12] I have my own shop
[39:12 - 39:14] I'm making money from that
[39:14 - 39:17] I'm making money helping my family
[39:17 - 39:19] Around the house, so
[39:19 - 39:22] I'm doing pretty well for myself
[39:22 - 39:24] But you
[39:24 - 39:27] Yeah, not so much
[39:27 - 39:30] Cause at least I'm making money
[39:30 - 39:34] You're fakin' money while I'm making money, bro
[39:34 - 39:36] Like, what do you make?
[39:36 - 39:38] 25 cents an hour?
[39:38 - 39:41] Shovelin' dog shit off your next door neighbors
[39:41 - 39:43] Long life, come on, bro
[39:43 - 39:45] Get a real job
[39:45 - 39:48] Get off your fuckin' ass and get a real job, bro
[39:48 - 39:51] Like, I'm sure Walmart's is hiring
[39:51 - 39:59] So yeah, Tyrese
[39:59 - 40:02] You can kiss my ass
[40:02 - 40:07] And so can your little Nazi pussy friends
[40:07 - 40:09] So yeah, be sure to check out
[40:09 - 40:12] The brand new Skull Scratcher merch
[40:12 - 40:14] That just dropped today
[40:14 - 40:16] I have some custom designs up there
[40:16 - 40:19] For a couple of friends a month that want to tell some orders
[40:19 - 40:22] But if you guys would like to pick one up, you're more than welcome
[40:22 - 40:24] I have some brand new merch in the shop, so
[40:24 - 40:26] Be sure to pick that up on your way out, y'all
[40:26 - 40:29] Fuckin' love you guys, I'll catch you guys later, man
[40:29 - 40:30] Peace
[40:30 - 40:33] And yes, I will be coming back with some comedy shit
[40:33 - 40:34] I promise you all that
[40:34 - 40:36] I just wanted to bring this up and say
[40:36 - 40:39] Hey, this shit needs to stop, man
[40:39 - 40:41] I'm just like
[40:41 - 40:44] But I love you guys, I'll catch you guys later, man
[40:44 - 40:45] Peace
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1187' on August 9th, 2024
