2021-7-21 Either Put up OR SHUT UP

[0:00 - 0:06] (scissors snipping)
[0:29 - 0:34] - Yeah, it appears to me that a lot of motherfuckers
[0:34 - 0:36] wanna run their mouths and down there.
[0:36 - 0:40] Talking all this mad shit.
[0:40 - 0:44] Saying I can't drive that I suck at racing,
[0:44 - 0:46] this, that, and the other.
[0:46 - 0:49] Well, you know, there's a little saying
[0:49 - 0:51] that we have here in the racing scene.
[0:51 - 0:55] Either put up or shut up.
[0:56 - 0:59] (scissors snipping)
[0:59 - 1:06] If you think you got what it takes to fucking beat me,
[1:06 - 1:09] one of the fastest,
[1:09 - 1:12] if you really think that you got the balls to beat me,
[1:12 - 1:15] one of the fastest drivers in Horizon 4.
[1:15 - 1:20] As well as on any need for speed game in the world.
[1:20 - 1:25] (scissors snipping)
[1:25 - 1:28] Note, I said one of the fastest.
[1:28 - 1:30] So don't get it twisted.
[1:30 - 1:34] If you think you got the balls to fucking beat me,
[1:34 - 1:37] then show the fuck off.
[1:37 - 1:40] (scissors snipping)
[1:40 - 1:42] Stop talking to all this crap, man.
[1:42 - 1:45] (scissors snipping)
[1:45 - 1:47] 'Cause all that shit talking just makes you all dark.
[1:47 - 1:57] (scissors snipping)
[1:57 - 2:12] Like for real, y'all wanna talk to all this crap,
[2:12 - 2:15] but never have the balls to fucking face me.
[2:15 - 2:21] (scissors snipping)
[2:21 - 2:38] Wait, dude, you're talking to one of the fastest drivers
[2:38 - 2:42] on Horizon 4 to ever touch the streets of Horizon 4.
[2:42 - 2:46] And you wanna say, I suck at racing.
[2:46 - 2:49] (scissors snipping)
[2:49 - 2:56] Like I said, why don't you show the fuck off
[2:56 - 3:00] or shut the fuck off, for real.
[3:00 - 3:03] (scissors snipping)
[3:03 - 3:12] It's how you don't wanna talk to them,
[3:12 - 3:15] but you never wanna fucking be about it.
[3:15 - 3:18] (scissors snipping)
[3:18 - 3:31] All right, come on, do you see this Mustang right here?
[3:31 - 3:34] (scissors snipping)
[3:34 - 3:39] This thing's doing over 200 miles an hour.
[3:43 - 3:45] With full force feedback.
[3:45 - 3:48] (scissors snipping)
[3:48 - 4:11] And when I find funny about happy old guys that talk shit,
[4:11 - 4:13] don't even wanna do a damn thing.
[4:13 - 4:17] We talk all this mad shit about how,
[4:17 - 4:21] oh, you suck at driving, blah, blah, blah.
[4:21 - 4:27] Really, then if I suck at driving,
[4:27 - 4:32] why am I in the top 2% on Horizon 4, huh?
[4:32 - 4:37] If I suck at driving, why am I in the top,
[4:40 - 4:43] why am I in the top 2% for drag race?
[4:43 - 4:50] I mean, for real.
[4:50 - 4:56] All right, y'all wanna talk all this mad shit,
[4:56 - 4:58] but none of you motherfuckers have got the balls
[4:58 - 5:00] to fucking face me, man.
[5:00 - 5:06] All right, it's really pathetic, honestly.
[5:06 - 5:09] (drill whirring)
[5:09 - 5:31] Oh, bro, that's fabulous, like crack joint gold medals.
[5:31 - 5:32] Now that's how I'm gonna get a job,
[5:32 - 5:35] motherfucker, I had a job.
[5:35 - 5:38] That's how Kate took it away.
[5:38 - 5:41] All right, so you can shut the fuck
[5:41 - 5:43] off of that garden right now.
[5:43 - 5:47] (drill whirring)
[5:47 - 5:59] Ooh.
[5:59 - 6:01] Close one.
[6:04 - 6:07] (drill whirring)
[6:07 - 6:32] Oh, good, I get to race one of my fast cars, let's go.
[6:32 - 6:35] (drill whirring)
[6:35 - 6:43] Bro, this guy's about to get smoked.
[6:43 - 6:55] Well, yeah, I just find it funny how y'all talk tubby
[6:55 - 6:57] on a fucking computer screen,
[6:57 - 7:00] but when it comes to actually showing out,
[7:00 - 7:04] you motherfuckers never had the balls to do jack shit,
[7:04 - 7:07] which I find funny as fuck.
[7:07 - 7:12] You guys talk tough, gang,
[7:12 - 7:14] but you never got the balls to do anything.
[7:14 - 7:28] Oh, God, he would use the Hootie and Miller.
[7:28 - 7:31] (drill whirring)
[7:31 - 7:56] - Oh, God, he would use the Hootie and Miller.
[7:56 - 8:23] ???
[8:23 - 8:25] - Oh, yeah, that's so boy up.
[8:25 - 8:53] ???
[8:53 - 8:55] - So, I said that and told you I ain't fast, kid.
[8:55 - 8:59] ???
[8:59 - 9:02] Like I said, y'all motherfuckers want to talk shit,
[9:02 - 9:04] then show the fuck up on here.
[9:04 - 9:08] Throw down your gamer tag in the fucking comments,
[9:08 - 9:10] and I'll show you what fast is, motherfucker.
[9:10 - 9:24] ???
[9:24 - 9:28] I will show you what fast is, kid.
[9:28 - 9:33] ???
[9:33 - 9:38] And believe me, when I say I have zero problems doing it either,
[9:38 - 9:43] I have zero wish you'd throw one down on your asses.
[9:43 - 9:45] Zero.
[9:45 - 9:50] ???
[9:50 - 9:52] Like I said, you're talking to one of the fastest drivers
[9:52 - 9:54] on Horizon 4.
[9:54 - 10:27] ???
[10:27 - 10:31] Oh, yeah, I hit the guard rails and I'm still winning, boy.
[10:31 - 10:37] ???
[10:37 - 10:41] And I'm driving manual with clutch, what's good?
[10:41 - 11:05] ???
[11:05 - 11:09] And that's against another real driver.
[11:09 - 11:11] What's good?
[11:11 - 11:22] ???
[11:22 - 11:24] Come and get some, man.
[11:24 - 11:29] If you guys want some, come fucking get some.
[11:29 - 11:32] Stop hiding like a bitch.
[11:32 - 11:55] ???
[11:55 - 11:59] See, y'all talk of it again, but you can't ever back it the fuck up.
[11:59 - 12:59] ???
[12:59 - 13:01] See you, partner.
[13:01 - 13:05] ???
[13:05 - 13:09] Look at that clean-ass crossover.
[13:09 - 13:12] What's good, boy?
[13:12 - 13:54] ???
[13:54 - 13:56] And I took the win.
[13:56 - 14:00] ???
[14:00 - 14:03] Don't know why I do it back out, but hey.
[14:03 - 14:18] ???
[14:18 - 14:20] I'll chalk that up, doesn't win.
[14:20 - 15:26] ???
[15:26 - 15:30] You know what? Let's make it interesting.
[15:30 - 16:22] ???
[16:22 - 16:26] Let's make things very interesting here.
[16:26 - 16:30] ???
[16:30 - 16:32] Let's see.
[16:32 - 16:34] ???
[16:34 - 16:36] See if I can find the right car.
[16:36 - 18:40] ???
[18:40 - 18:42] That's what you think.
[18:42 - 18:47] Then if you think I sucked, then show the fuck up, kid.
[18:47 - 18:52] If you think I sucked that badly, show the fuck up and show me what you can do.
[18:52 - 18:56] Stop hiding like a bitch.
[18:56 - 19:00] ???
[19:00 - 19:04] For real, if you think I sucked, show the fuck up.
[19:04 - 19:12] ???
[19:12 - 19:16] I have y'all motherfuckers, and oh my God damn gamer tag by now, so...
[19:16 - 19:41] ???
[19:41 - 19:44] Oh, shit, is this thing tuned for drift?
[19:44 - 19:48] Yeah, I think this thing's tuned for drifting.
[19:48 - 20:17] ???
[20:17 - 20:21] I made a record, hey, I spun out, I ain't on it.
[20:21 - 20:26] I may have spun out, but hey, at least I missed that goddamn thing.
[20:26 - 20:31] Everybody sucks so bad.
[20:31 - 20:38] ???
[20:38 - 20:46] Then why is it that I can do rallycross events with full lock on?
[20:46 - 20:50] And you guys can't do shit.
[20:50 - 20:56] ???
[20:56 - 20:58] And see, this is what I mean.
[20:58 - 21:02] You stupid fuckheads, you come in here and you try to troll.
[21:02 - 21:06] But yet, that's all you do is talk shit.
[21:06 - 21:10] I actually show what I can do, unlike you pussies.
[21:10 - 21:14] ???
[21:14 - 21:20] See, when I say I can actually drive, I can actually prove it.
[21:20 - 21:26] So, if I were you, I'd shut the fuck up.
[21:26 - 21:28] Stupid ass cowards.
[21:28 - 21:31] ???
[21:31 - 21:36] But for real, you have to like y'all are so big and bad.
[21:36 - 21:40] But goddamn, you ain't shit.
[21:40 - 21:47] ???
[21:47 - 21:50] So, if I were you, I'd just shut the fuck up.
[21:50 - 21:52] ???
[21:52 - 21:55] Yo, it's Spades. What's going on, man?
[21:55 - 22:19] ???
[22:19 - 22:23] Like I said, man, to all y'all trolls out there that want to talk shit,
[22:23 - 22:29] like I said, we have a little saying here in the raisins there.
[22:29 - 22:32] ???
[22:32 - 22:34] It's called either "put up" or "shut up."
[22:34 - 22:37] ???
[22:37 - 22:39] Matter of fact...
[22:39 - 23:07] ???
[23:07 - 23:10] I kind of figured out what's going to happen.
[23:10 - 23:12] ???
[23:12 - 23:16] Uh, nah, you don't suck, dude.
[23:16 - 23:19] Don't say that. It just takes practice, man.
[23:19 - 23:23] ???
[23:23 - 23:26] That's all it takes is practice, man.
[23:26 - 23:33] ???
[23:33 - 23:36] That's all it takes is practice, man.
[23:36 - 23:39] Hell, I wasn't that good either at first.
[23:39 - 23:41] ???
[23:41 - 23:45] But, you know, what I did, I practiced,
[23:45 - 23:48] which has got me to the point that I'm at.
[23:48 - 23:50] ???
[23:50 - 23:52] It's just all about practice, brother.
[23:52 - 26:17] ???
[26:17 - 26:20] Dude, the new wheel is fucking fire, bro.
[26:20 - 26:22] ???
[26:22 - 26:24] I'm definitely learning a lot.
[26:24 - 26:26] ???
[26:26 - 26:29] Jumped and gone on that. Oops.
[26:29 - 26:32] But, dude, the new wheel, it got fucking dope, dude.
[26:32 - 26:34] I'm definitely learning a lot from it.
[26:34 - 26:38] ???
[26:38 - 26:40] Like, I'm learning how to do it, man.
[26:40 - 26:42] I don't want to clutch driving. I'm learning all kinds.
[26:42 - 27:15] ???
[27:15 - 27:18] Oh, dude, 100%.
[27:18 - 27:23] Like, I can't try to place the cars where I want them now.
[27:23 - 27:26] And, like, every single one of my input is translated in,
[27:26 - 27:28] like, with a certain edge.
[27:28 - 28:57] ???
[28:57 - 28:59] Oh, that was beautiful.
[28:59 - 29:02] I just walked out the head. That was still good.
[29:02 - 29:08] ???
[29:08 - 29:10] Oh, God.
[29:10 - 29:17] ???
[29:17 - 29:19] Hey, John, let's see you do better
[29:19 - 29:22] with full force feedback on, bro.
[29:22 - 29:24] Let's see how good you do, pussy.
[29:24 - 29:27] ???
[29:27 - 29:29] Fuckin' troll-ass pretty.
[29:29 - 30:30] ???
[30:30 - 30:33] Right for real, dude.
[30:33 - 30:35] All right, so, let's see you do
[30:35 - 30:37] full force feedback like I'm doing.
[30:37 - 30:39] See if it's any easy for you, bro.
[30:39 - 30:43] Like I said, if you're gonna run your mouth, be a batter.
[30:43 - 30:45] Stop talking about it and do it.
[30:45 - 30:55] ???
[30:55 - 30:59] Hey, dude, if you're gonna talk and shit on someone,
[30:59 - 31:02] fuck me and be a batter, man.
[31:02 - 32:30] ???
[32:30 - 32:32] Ah, that was my bad.
[32:32 - 35:26] ???
[35:26 - 35:34] What's up, gamer? Yeah, no, and that's what I was doing. I was trying to balance the throttle coming through those corners.
[35:34 - 35:42] But you also gotta remember, dude, I'm on full feedback, so it's kind of...
[35:42 - 35:47] ???
[35:47 - 35:51] It's a little trickier than just balancing the throttle.
[35:51 - 36:09] ???
[36:09 - 36:12] No, no, no, no, no.
[36:12 - 36:18] Damn it.
[36:18 - 36:27] You can see, when you're racing a rally, of course, like this, it's not just about balancing your throttle.
[36:27 - 36:35] You gotta be on it almost constantly, while ripping the e-brake, while controlling your car.
[36:35 - 36:43] It's such tricky, man.
[36:43 - 36:57] Essentially, you're almost constantly drifting.
[36:57 - 37:14] ???
[37:14 - 37:27] So, I mean, essentially, you're constantly drifting the car almost.
[37:27 - 37:36] That's why I use front-wheel drive instead of all-wheel.
[37:36 - 37:48] 'Cause all-wheel drive, I suck at... like, all-wheel drive, I suck at it with this shit.
[37:48 - 37:54] But with front-wheel, I'm generally pretty good.
[37:54 - 37:57] I'm fairly decent with all-wheel drive.
[37:57 - 38:18] ???
[38:18 - 38:21] Thank you.
[38:21 - 38:48] ???
[38:48 - 38:54] Dude, I mean, it's a lot harder than it looks.
[38:54 - 38:58] It's been showing a front-wheel drive car, and it's tough, but it's fun.
[38:58 - 39:54] ???
[39:54 - 39:57] No!
[39:57 - 40:02] You are not typically over there. Fuck you.
[40:02 - 41:16] ???
[41:16 - 41:30] For certain events, yeah, but not all. For rallycross, I don't use much gear and clutch.
[41:30 - 41:39] ???
[41:39 - 41:49] Now, when I'm able to get a handbrake, like, if I'm able to get a handbrake, then yeah, I'll definitely be using it.
[41:49 - 41:59] ???
[41:59 - 42:10] No, no, no, no, no. Thank you.
[42:10 - 42:26] ???
[42:26 - 42:34] Oh, shit. Yo, man, I just flipped.
[42:34 - 42:44] ???
[42:44 - 42:51] You know, I do some real quick here.
[42:51 - 43:02] ???
[43:02 - 43:05] I want to do some real quick.
[43:05 - 43:42] ???
[43:42 - 43:54] Let's bring that down to about -- let's bring everything down to about 35.
[43:54 - 44:15] ???
[44:15 - 44:23] Five, four, three, two, one, go.
[44:23 - 44:47] ???
[44:47 - 45:13] Okay, I think I can get used to the sequential. I actually like the sequential, man. That's dope.
[45:13 - 45:18] I may just switch some settings over to sequential.
[45:18 - 45:39] ???
[45:39 - 45:48] I mean, apparently the clutches aren't working.
[45:48 - 46:04] What the hell?
[46:04 - 46:10] Five, four, three, two, one, go.
[46:10 - 46:15] Six left arm into caution, five right of a crest and now a bridge.
[46:15 - 46:18] It one left, tightens, and small cut.
[46:18 - 46:29] Thirty, four right tightens into five left.
[46:29 - 46:49] ???
[46:49 - 46:56] Okay, I can get used to this.
[46:56 - 47:03] Five, four, three, two, one, go.
[47:03 - 47:07] Six left arm into caution, five right of a crest and now a bridge.
[47:07 - 47:10] It one left, tightens, and small cut.
[47:10 - 47:21] Thirty, four right tightens into five left.
[47:21 - 47:27] It one left, tightens into two right arm, tightens into one left arm.
[47:27 - 47:32] Got a bunch of luncheon tightens of a narrow bridge.
[47:32 - 47:45] Into three left, thirty right tightens into two left, fifty of a narrow bridge.
[47:45 - 47:51] Four left tightens into three left tightens.
[47:51 - 47:54] Into four right arm, tightens, and small cut.
[47:54 - 48:05] It one left, tightens, and small cut.
[48:05 - 48:06] Alright, you know what?
[48:06 - 48:08] Let's try a sequential on Forza.
[48:08 - 48:11] Let's see if we can do a sequential gearing on Forza.
[48:11 - 48:15] 'Cause I do like how that feels.
[48:15 - 48:21] That gear up and gear down, I like how that feels.
[48:21 - 48:37] Instead of going, you know, shifting through the H-rattor, I can just, boom, boom.
[48:37 - 48:42] Ooh, I wonder if I can switch this to a handbrake.
[48:42 - 48:56] And then just use the gear shift as a handbrake.
[48:56 - 49:06] I use the paddle shifters as shifters and then this is the, let's try that.
[49:06 - 49:31] That actually might work.
[49:31 - 49:44] Make sure you're re-napping some of the buttons here.
[49:44 - 49:56] Ooh.
[49:56 - 50:10] So essentially you don't need to use this as an H-pattern shifter.
[50:10 - 50:17] You just go back and forth with it.
[50:17 - 50:21] Now I do want to take the bag off of here.
[50:21 - 50:37] Like I do want to bag off the gear shifter and replace the shifter knob.
[50:37 - 50:42] And I'm thinking about replacing it either with a Pokeball one or an anime one.
[50:42 - 50:48] I can get a custom anime shifter knob done.
[50:48 - 50:54] Or I may go with like a pro drifter mod type shifter knob.
[50:54 - 51:03] Like say what Hong and Racing uses or even, um, not Chelsea DeNofa.
[51:03 - 51:11] But what's this fucking name?
[51:11 - 51:24] Alright let's see if I can find my options here.
[51:24 - 51:35] Alright so I'm going to have to...
[51:35 - 51:39] Alright so let's go here into options.
[51:39 - 52:07] Let's try this out as a handbrake.
[52:07 - 52:16] Alright so let's do this.
[52:16 - 52:45] Accelerate. Break.
[52:45 - 52:52] Break.
[52:52 - 53:20] Hang on.
[53:20 - 53:22] Alright so I'm about to end this right here.
[53:22 - 53:24] I'm about to look up how to do this.
[53:24 - 53:26] Because I know there's a way to do it.
[53:26 - 53:28] I just got to figure out how.
[53:28 - 53:31] But I feel like once I get it I'll be able to do it.
[53:31 - 53:33] So I'll catch you guys later on then.
[53:33 - 53:35] I'll probably catch you guys tomorrow.
[53:35 - 53:36] I don't know.
[53:36 - 53:39] But I'll catch you guys later.
[53:39 - 53:44] Peace.