2021-7-16 COFFEE AND GAMING EP1

[0:00 - 0:11] What is up what is up what is up you guys so today we are starting a brand new series
[0:11 - 0:18] on the channel called Coffee and D*ck where I sit down play random games throughout the
[0:18 - 0:28] stream and just hang out with you guys and kick it in jail oh forget to play it now some
[0:28 - 0:36] games may switch over time like I may switch out one game for another whatever like I may
[0:36 - 0:49] say uninstall again and then install a brand new one or something but today I wanted to
[0:49 - 0:53] start out with something a little bit unconventional that I've never played online before which
[0:53 - 1:09] is a game called Knockout City which is one of my personal favorites
[1:09 - 1:15] and don't worry for all my car fans out there there will be car games coming into the mix
[1:15 - 1:25] too stuff like dirt rally 2.0, dirt 5, F1 all that good stuff so we're gonna start off
[1:25 - 1:32] with a little bit of Knockout City now one of my personal favorites now wait for it
[1:32 - 1:53] to log in now it's been a minute till that point the sun might be a little rusty I don't
[1:53 - 2:11] know what to do now studios, log me in bitch thank you oh Knockout City is a new playlist
[2:11 - 2:24] party down in the kitchen down in the dungeon
[2:24 - 2:29] welcome back baby, looks like you haven't completed all the training programs yet why
[2:29 - 2:34] not log into the radio box or open the menu and select training to brush up on the issues
[2:34 - 2:59] alright so lets go ahead and play lets go lets go team kl lets go with the team knockout
[2:59 - 3:13] mode actually you know what lets just go straight back the straight way you can get one way
[3:13 - 3:26] easier now lets try a new diamond dash lets try a new diamond dash and see how that works
[3:26 - 3:33] haven't done that one yet and yes that's my character right there with the blindfold
[3:33 - 4:03] on and looking kind of like what's his name from looking kind of like Sora from kind of
[4:03 - 4:21] like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like
[4:21 - 4:36] like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind
[4:36 - 26:43] of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind
[26:43 - 27:01] of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like
[27:01 - 29:03] Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like Sora from kind of like
[29:03 - 29:23] it going on. Okay, I see what he's doing. He's going after these guys over here in the
[29:23 - 29:47] corner. Okay, nevermind. I didn't even have the phone one go now. Bro.
[29:47 - 30:13] He just ran rocket into her asses. Okay, this is easy money. Shit. Bro, how? Dude,
[30:13 - 30:40] I need this car. I need this. I have to have this in my life. Bro, this is sick. Yo, I
[30:40 - 30:51] have to have this car. This is fucking incredible. Dude just sat there and literally fucked everyone
[30:51 - 31:01] up within seconds. I didn't even have to do anything. I thought he was just gonna get
[31:01 - 31:09] out and we were gonna do some shit but nope. I'm like almost tempted though I jump out
[31:09 - 31:34] of here to shoot down there. Ah shit. Didn't even have to happen. And I'm fucked. Oh, ow.
[31:34 - 32:05] [no speech detected]
[32:05 - 32:06] Finally a little bit of action.
[32:06 - 32:08] I got this dude over here bro.
[32:08 - 32:23] [no speech detected]
[32:23 - 32:24] Nevermind.
[32:24 - 32:31] [no speech detected]
[32:31 - 32:36] Let's see who literally just wiped everybody out.
[32:36 - 32:40] Oh, or not a drive dipstick.
[32:40 - 32:54] [no speech detected]
[32:54 - 32:58] Bro, that was easy money.
[32:58 - 33:01] Fuck yeah.
[33:01 - 33:09] [no speech detected]
[33:09 - 33:10] Alright, sounds good buddy.
[33:10 - 33:12] I'll definitely read them for sure.
[33:12 - 33:18] [no speech detected]
[33:18 - 33:22] Dude, that was like the easiest 12K I made in a while.
[33:22 - 33:39] [no speech detected]
[33:39 - 33:42] After this I'm going to do some dirt routes with my other.
[33:42 - 33:47] [no speech detected]
[33:47 - 33:53] What am I do? I don't know. So I don't know what I'm going to do.
[33:53 - 34:19] [no speech detected]
[34:19 - 34:23] Hey cat dragon, I love it.
[34:23 - 34:56] [no speech detected]
[34:56 - 34:58] Go ahead and swipe G on it.
[34:58 - 35:45] [no speech detected]
[35:45 - 36:06] Sorry, bro, you're gonna have to walk.
[36:06 - 36:27] It was like old boys walking man.
[36:27 - 36:36] Bro.
[36:36 - 36:54] That was a failure.
[36:54 - 37:09] I'll get it. Oh no, no.
[37:09 - 37:38] I made that dude ghost ride.
[37:38 - 38:09] [no speech detected]
[38:09 - 38:34] Damn, see you in another. What's with all the four to sports today, man?
[38:34 - 38:39] Oh damn, you got a whole tail up going on.
[38:39 - 38:43] Oh, nevermind, the BMW, nevermind.
[38:43 - 38:54] I've read that I was in a score, but no, it's a BMW.
[38:54 - 39:23] Whoa, wrong one.
[39:23 - 40:14] [no speech detected]
[40:14 - 40:23] Oh, nice slide coming out of there, bro. That was beautiful.
[40:23 - 40:35] Nice charger.
[40:35 - 40:44] Oh, okay, I see what that Jag really.
[40:44 - 41:06] I see with that Jaguar my dude.
[41:06 - 41:16] Oh God, let's go.
[41:16 - 41:32] Oh damn, I pulled up in that brawl. Nice four.
[41:32 - 41:38] So you got to find your own ride, man.
[41:38 - 41:53] Yeah, blue, what up, man?
[41:53 - 41:59] Oh God, this van is not about to. I'm about to say you better not go through there, bro.
[41:59 - 42:24] That trip shit.
[42:24 - 42:35] I want you topping off rounds for me anyway, Jesus.
[42:35 - 42:42] Dude, just drop me the fuck off.
[42:42 - 43:04] Now what jump, but I don't want to fucking die.
[43:04 - 43:14] Drop me off this.
[43:14 - 43:37] Thank you.
[43:37 - 43:42] Yo, I got Brian Skyline. Let's go, bro.
[43:42 - 43:45] Hell yeah, God.
[43:45 - 43:55] Fuck figures when I'm just.
[43:55 - 43:58] Now I really gotta pull fast and serious on these guys.
[43:58 - 44:00] Screw you.
[44:00 - 44:03] Out of my way, bitch.
[44:03 - 44:16] This this is one from Mission Impossible to Mission and frickin Sanity, bro.
[44:16 - 44:32] How I don't say I did.
[44:32 - 44:54] Why is it, though? Why did the cops always have to come after my ass?
[44:54 - 45:18] Every damn time, dude, it never fails.
[45:18 - 45:47] Out of the way, could you? I swear to God, I need to be blaring some piggy pie on this shit, bro.
[45:47 - 46:16] Damn, y'all can get y'all Lincoln Continental Organizer out of the way.
[46:16 - 46:30] Might not be able to save this route to get there, but hey.
[46:30 - 46:48] I don't know.
[46:48 - 47:17] Skyline delivered.
[47:17 - 48:52] I'm sorry.
[48:52 - 48:54] Thank you.
[48:54 - 49:20] Say, oh, say my ass.
[49:20 - 49:25] Yeah, blue. How you doing this one, man?
[49:25 - 49:34] Bye bye.
[49:34 - 49:46] Dude, if I had a parachute, I would totally jump.
[49:46 - 50:15] Oh, ouch.
[50:15 - 50:36] God, get the fuck out of here.
[50:36 - 51:05] You hear me?
[51:05 - 51:34] Oh, yeah, way to go. Just way to be here.
[51:34 - 52:03] One time it's fire now.
[52:03 - 52:32] Okay.
[52:32 - 52:35] Well, that was interesting.
[52:35 - 52:44] So I'm going to put my money in my bank real quick, and then we're about to switch it up.
[52:44 - 53:13] I like that VL. We will. It's nice.
[53:13 - 53:42] Well, now he's got a little bit of cash.
[53:42 - 54:11] Okay.
[54:11 - 54:20] And apparently it's going to give me shit.
[54:20 - 54:33] All right, so we will just switch out there, since I did get my money.
[54:33 - 54:59] We're going to switch out there.
[54:59 - 55:17] Is it?
[55:17 - 55:40] Now let me show you guys how much better I got with that one Porsche real quick.
[55:40 - 55:53] And then I'm going to go down, eat some breakfast real quick, and then come back up, stream.
[55:53 - 55:59] But while I'm gone, I'm going to play a video for you guys so you all have at least something to watch.
[55:59 - 56:28] I don't care.
[56:28 - 56:44] Oh man, I can't wait for today and tomorrow, man.
[56:44 - 57:13] I get that new gear shirts underneath, and then tomorrow I get the new wheel and pedals. Bro, it's going to be nice.
[57:13 - 59:07] It's going to be nice.
[59:07 - 59:29] Dude, why are the kids flipping this thing?
[59:29 - 59:35] Damn it, I jumped it.
[59:36 - 60:04] Maybe I'm going to restart because I jumped a gun.
[60:04 - 60:27] It is not the left arm.
[60:27 - 60:28] It is not the right arm.
[60:28 - 60:56] It is not the left arm.
[60:56 - 60:57] It is not the right arm.
[60:57 - 61:19] It is not the left arm.
[61:19 - 61:20] It is not the right arm.
[61:20 - 62:37] It is not the left arm.
[62:37 - 62:38] It is not the right arm.
[62:38 - 63:05] It is not the left arm.
[63:05 - 63:06] It is not the right arm.
[63:06 - 63:29] It is not the left arm.
[63:29 - 63:30] It is not the right arm.
[63:30 - 63:53] It is not the left arm.
[63:53 - 63:54] It is not the right arm.
[63:54 - 64:22] It is not the left arm.
[64:22 - 64:23] It is not the right arm.
[64:23 - 64:49] It is not the left arm.
[64:49 - 64:50] It is not the right arm.
[64:50 - 65:17] It is not the left arm.
[65:17 - 65:21] That is why you have to be careful when you do this kind of shit, man.
[65:21 - 65:27] Now you see why they say rallycross is one of the most dangerous sports.
[65:27 - 65:34] Five, four, three, two, one, go.
[65:34 - 65:56] This one is so soft and you are done.
[65:56 - 66:21] It is not the left arm.
[66:21 - 66:46] That is why you have to be careful when you do this kind of shit.
[66:46 - 66:56] It is not the left arm.
[66:56 - 71:22] I don't see how I can play this thing so damn quickly.
[71:22 - 71:44] 417, that went on as fast as my last run but still not bad.
[71:44 - 71:57] I should go either way and see where I stand.
[71:57 - 72:37] I don't see how I can play this thing so damn quickly.
[72:37 - 73:05] Damn, I had a nice rhythm going too.
[73:05 - 78:31] I don't see how I can play this thing so damn quickly.
[78:31 - 78:33] (panting)