2021-6-27 THE REAL REASON I GET TROLLED

[0:00 - 0:25] So ladies and gentlemen what are ladies and gents so a lot of motherfuckers act like they
[0:25 - 0:39] know why I get trolled. They act like I know why I get trolled. Keyword act like but the
[0:39 - 0:46] truth is they don't know the real reason but I do. I'm not dumb. You don't even pay
[0:46 - 0:52] attention to what you dumb ass trolls do. You don't think I don't pay attention to that
[0:52 - 0:58] shit, but you really think that I'm that stupid and that I don't pay attention to what
[0:58 - 1:06] y'all motherfuckers do. I know why y'all do it. It's cuz I ruin your fun. It's cuz
[1:06 - 1:12] I don't put up with your bullshit. It's cuz I don't sit there and allow you to attack
[1:12 - 1:20] other people that don't deserve it bro. That's why you do it. That's why you come at me
[1:20 - 1:30] is because even though I look different that may be true, but the reason why y'all do it
[1:30 - 1:40] is cuz y'all know damn well I got those calls to say no to yo asses bro. I don't know y'all.
[1:40 - 1:55] Who is this? Man fuck you Jim. But you ain't even sneaky Jim bro. Get out of here. Like
[1:55 - 2:03] bro, y'all think I'm fazed by you. I'm not. I'm really not fazed by you dumb ass trolls.
[2:03 - 2:11] You're stupid bro. Why you think I'm just gonna sit here and stand inside while y'all
[2:11 - 2:22] motherfuckers bully people like myself every day? Hell nah. Y'all really think I'm just
[2:22 - 2:31] gonna sit here and stand by and let y'all bully people? Fuck no dude. And y'all troll
[2:31 - 2:36] me and try to bully me because I stand out to motherfuckers like you. That's why you
[2:36 - 2:47] do it. Cuz the weird guy makes you look stupid. The weird guy makes you look dumb. Watch this.
[2:47 - 3:02] Promise him I'm not gonna make this dude look dumb as fuck. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
[3:02 - 3:06] Dude, no nay bro, you were lying a little bit.
[3:06 - 3:13] You guys hear this guy? This dude is really a fucking dumbass. This guy's a dumbass, bro.
[3:13 - 3:17] Why you acting like a dumbass? Why you acting like a dumbass, man?
[3:17 - 3:23] No you don't. No you don't. No you don't. No you don't. No you don't.
[3:23 - 3:28] Like, I'm supposed to be scared. Like, I'm supposed to be scared.
[3:28 - 3:36] Like I'm, like I'm scared. Like I'm, like I'm, like I'm scared.
[3:36 - 3:44] Whatever, dude. Whatever, bro. You can have my address, you can have my family's numbers.
[3:44 - 3:48] You can have whatever you want, bro. I'm not scared.
[3:48 - 3:53] And there's a prime example of how y'all act stupid.
[3:53 - 3:58] Y'all act stupid, bro.
[3:58 - 4:02] Like, y'all think I'm afraid of you.
[4:02 - 4:08] Like, bro, my address has been out there. My number's been out there.
[4:08 - 4:12] My family's numbers have been out there because of y'all.
[4:12 - 4:17] And you think I'm afraid of you?
[4:17 - 4:21] Just because you got my info, you really think I'm afraid of you.
[4:21 - 4:27] You really think I'm scared of you.
[4:27 - 4:32] What the fuck?
[4:32 - 4:40] Like, I'm not afraid of y'all motherfuckers. Y'all are dumb, bro.
[4:40 - 4:45] Like, my address has been out there, bro.
[4:45 - 4:53] My private videos and photos have been out there. My phone numbers have been out there.
[4:53 - 4:58] And y'all think I'm scared?
[4:58 - 5:04] That's good. That's real cute. That's real fucking cute.
[5:04 - 5:08] Why, y'all are nothing more than a bunch of losers, man.
[5:08 - 5:14] You act like I should be scared, but the truth is, I'm not.
[5:14 - 5:19] I ain't scared of sneaky, bitch-ass Jimmy Neutron.
[5:19 - 5:24] Y'all really think I'm scared of Jimmy Neutron, boy? Come on.
[5:24 - 5:28] I ain't afraid of no goddamn sneaky Jimmy Neutron.
[5:28 - 5:32] Like, what is it? Earthworm Jim?
[5:32 - 5:38] Who is this guy? Earthworm Jim fucking Jimmy Neutron looking motherfucker?
[5:38 - 5:45] No, no, no, I'm sorry. He's Earthworm Jim with a haircut of Jimmy Neutron.
[5:45 - 5:48] Like, come on, bro.
[5:48 - 5:56] Like, you think I'm scared of you, dog? I ain't. You're just a bitch troll.
[5:56 - 6:01] So, try again, Jimmy Neutron.
[6:01 - 6:05] Try motherfucking again.
[6:05 - 6:09] You ain't shit. You know you ain't shit.
[6:09 - 6:12] You're just trying to scream at me.
[6:12 - 6:16] Hate to break a tooth, pal. I'm not fazed by it.
[6:16 - 6:25] You ain't the first motherfucker to try to scare me, and I'm pretty sure you ain't going to be the last.
[6:25 - 6:28] Watch this. Like so.
[6:28 - 6:32] Yo, hello?
[6:32 - 6:36] Hey, sneaky Jim, you really think I'm afraid of you, bro? I'm not, dog.
[6:36 - 6:40] You're a dumbass, bro. Like, why are you wasting your time, Jimmy Neutron?
[6:40 - 6:44] Come on, Jimmy Neutron. Why are you scared, Jimmy Neutron, boy?
[6:44 - 6:49] You a bitch, bro. You a bitch-ass troll, man. Come on, bro. Grow up.
[6:49 - 6:53] Yeah, dude, you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not, boy.
[6:53 - 6:56] I ain't afraid of you, dog. You ain't no sneaky Jim.
[6:56 - 7:01] Come on, Jimmy Neutron. Try harder. You really think I'm afraid of you, dog?
[7:01 - 7:05] Bro, y'all are a joke, dog.
[7:05 - 7:11] Y'all are a fucking joke, man. For real. You're a joke, dude.
[7:11 - 7:15] I love making y'all look dumb as fuck.
[7:15 - 7:19] I love it, bro. Y'all dumb as fuck.
[7:19 - 7:25] Hey, hello?
[7:30 - 7:35] Dude, I don't give a shit, bro. I'm over here embarrassing the fuck out of this guy,
[7:35 - 7:38] so just be paying attention to the stream, dude.
[7:38 - 7:46] Like, bro, y'all really think I'm fazed by what you say to me?
[7:46 - 7:52] I'm not, bro. Y'all can hate on me. You guys can bash on me.
[7:52 - 7:56] Hell, you guys can put out my address, my phone number,
[7:56 - 7:59] put out whatever the fuck you want on me.
[8:00 - 8:05] But, dude, all I do is sit here and laugh at your ignorance.
[8:05 - 8:09] Your insolence is amusing to me.
[8:09 - 8:18] Like, your insolence and your stupidity is hilarious to me, bro.
[8:18 - 8:24] It really is, because y'all think that you're a bunch of badasses running your mouths.
[8:24 - 8:31] You think that by calling my phone and threatening to put my info out there.
[8:31 - 8:34] Ooh, I'm so scared.
[8:34 - 8:38] I'm not scared, bro.
[8:38 - 8:42] Watch this.
[8:42 - 8:46] Hello?
[8:46 - 8:51] Man, you ain't shit, bro. Get out of here with that troll garbage, bro.
[8:51 - 8:54] You sound retarded.
[8:54 - 8:58] Bro, you sound retarded.
[8:58 - 9:01] To the guy that just tried calling,
[9:01 - 9:05] take that dick out of your mouth so we can hear you, bro.
[9:05 - 9:09] For real, take that dick out of your goddamn mouth.
[9:09 - 9:14] Maybe you take the goddamn dick out of your sucking on out your damn mouth
[9:14 - 9:16] and then we can understand you.
[9:16 - 9:19] You're the same, man. Just a thought.
[9:19 - 9:23] Like, you might want to eat that dick that you're sucking out of your damn mouth.
[9:23 - 9:26] That way we can understand what you're saying.
[9:26 - 9:31] Like, for real, you guys think that I'm fazed by you, but, bro, I'm not.
[9:31 - 9:35] And that's for the dude that sent me those screenshots,
[9:35 - 9:38] pretending like my brother turned his back on me.
[9:38 - 9:41] I know y'all doctored that shit up.
[9:41 - 9:43] I'm not stupid.
[9:43 - 9:46] I saw the originals, bro.
[9:46 - 9:50] I saw the original screenshots, the ones y'all's got,
[9:50 - 9:52] the ones that y'all posted.
[9:52 - 9:55] Those are the doctored up ones, homie.
[9:55 - 9:58] You really think I'm stupid?
[10:13 - 10:16] I thought I had you on band already, bro.
[10:16 - 10:21] Like, oh, man, I'm going to have to go in and do an own banding again.
[10:21 - 10:24] So, so good. Don't worry, y'all. Get that handled.
[10:24 - 10:34] Like, for real, man, y'all are dumb as fuck.
[10:34 - 10:37] Like, y'all trolls make me laugh.
[10:37 - 10:42] Like, y'all trolls and y'all haters, you make me laugh.
[10:43 - 10:48] Like, y'all trolls and y'all haters make me laugh so damn hard.
[10:48 - 10:53] Like, you really do, because you act like you've got the upper hand.
[10:53 - 10:57] But really, you're nothing more than a joke.
[10:57 - 11:01] Like, this one right here is a joke.
[11:01 - 11:05] Hello?
[11:05 - 11:07] Who is this?
[11:07 - 11:10] Man, you're a joke, bro. Get out of here with that garbage.
[11:10 - 11:18] out of here with that guardage like you really think I'm afraid of you dog I'm not. Oh dude
[11:18 - 11:27] that was a little bit. Why don't you tell me how you're a fucking dumbass retort. How
[11:27 - 11:33] many days have you been a dumbass? Oh wait that's right. Oh I forgot. Oh I forgot you're
[11:33 - 11:40] a dumbass. You're a dumbass. You're a dumbass. You're a dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass. Hi guys.
[11:40 - 11:48] I'm Sneaky Jim. Hi guys. I'm Sneaky Jim. I'm a dumbass. I'm a retort Jim. Hey look. Look.
[11:48 - 11:55] I'm Retort Jimmy Neutron. I'm Retort. Alright Jimmy Neutron. Hey Jimmy Neutron. Come with
[11:55 - 12:03] something more better dummy. Hi I'm Jimmy Neutron. I'm a retort. Hey I'm Jimmy Neutron.
[12:03 - 12:10] I'm Jimmy Neutron. I'm Jimmy Neutron and I talk shit. I'm Jimmy Neutron. I like to
[12:10 - 12:19] talk shit when I'm not sick. Man. Man you're Jimmy Neutron bro. Man get your Jimmy Neutron
[12:19 - 12:26] fucking ass out of here bro. Dude you're a Jimmy Neutron fucking wannabe bro. Whatever don't cry
[12:26 - 12:36] Jimmy. Hi guys. I'm Jimmy Neutron. I'm Jimmy Neutron. I'm Jimmy Neutron guys. I like to
[12:36 - 12:43] talk shit guys. I'm Jimmy Neutron. Come on Jimmy Neutron. Try harder boy.
[12:46 - 12:53] Try harder Jimbo. Come on Jim. Try harder Jimbo. Come on Jimbo.
[12:53 - 12:59] What's your fucking Jimmy Neutron looking ass haircut man. Get the fuck out of here bro.
[12:59 - 13:07] Like get the fuck out of here dog. You think I'm phased by you homie. Try harder.
[13:07 - 13:15] Try harder don't fuck. Oh just for the record I've only worn this since yesterday.
[13:15 - 13:19] So literally it's only a day alone with you dumb ass.
[13:19 - 13:31] Like literally bro. Come the fuck on. Like can you not tell the difference between a WWE shirt
[13:31 - 13:41] and a fucking Tupac t-shirt. Like come on bro. Do you know how many black t-shirts I fucking own bro.
[13:44 - 13:47] Like let me show y'all just how many fucking black t-shirts I own dog.
[13:56 - 14:24] Hold up. Sorry y'all my closet door is a bit of a bitch.
[14:24 - 14:44] My bro here's the majority I'm right the fuck here.
[14:47 - 14:56] Wait wait let me show y'all what. Black t-shirt. Rick and Morty black t-shirt.
[14:56 - 15:05] Burger boy black t-shirt. AJ Styles black t-shirt.
[15:05 - 15:09] Wrestlemania black t-shirt.
[15:09 - 15:15] Wrestlemania shirt black.
[15:15 - 15:24] Call of Duty black ops 2 black t-shirt. I have a lot of black t-shirts motherfucker.
[15:24 - 15:34] So mess me with that garbage man. The fuck out of here bro.
[15:41 - 15:47] Why what are you? Are you going on your song bro? Like can you not tell the difference between t-shirts.
[15:47 - 15:58] Yo Rick. Carrie what's good? How you doing Carrie?
[15:58 - 16:09] Boy bro come on man. I own a lot of black fucking t-shirts bro. A lot of black t-shirts man.
[16:10 - 16:17] I mean did y'all forget that um emo slash gothic like did you guys forget that shit?
[16:17 - 16:24] Like did you guys forget that I fucking rock emo and gothic closing?
[16:24 - 16:27] Did you guys forget that or some shit bro?
[16:30 - 16:41] Because obviously y'all forgot that shit bro like the fuck out of here.
[16:41 - 16:45] Watch this y'all.
[16:45 - 16:54] Hi I think you can. I'm a dumbass. How may I take your order fuck not.
[16:55 - 17:04] Come on dumbass. Try harder dumbass. Come on dummy. Try harder sneaky Jimmy.
[17:04 - 17:09] Come on Jimmy rank boy. Come on Jimmy new truck.
[17:09 - 17:16] Get out of here bro.
[17:16 - 17:22] Like dude you're dumb as fuck. Like come on.
[17:23 - 17:23] Come on.
[17:23 - 17:35] Like miss me with that garbage man. You're dumb. I literally sit here and I laugh at your ignorance.
[17:35 - 17:44] You literally act stupid. Like you literally act dumb as fuck by trying to disguise your voice.
[17:44 - 17:50] Trying to act hard as fuck. Like bro miss me with that garbage man.
[17:50 - 17:59] Yes I actually do plan on doing that Kerry for sure.
[17:59 - 18:09] Like just for the record Jimmy boy. Yeah I try harder Jimmy Neutron.
[18:09 - 18:15] Come on Jimmy. Anybody else want to try me?
[18:17 - 18:21] Is there anyone else want to try to bring me down bro. Anybody.
[18:21 - 18:29] Anybody else want to try and take a shot. Yeah guarantee y'all are gonna fail as fuck.
[18:29 - 18:35] Y'all are gonna fail. Like does anybody else want to try to take a stab at me.
[18:42 - 18:47] Anybody come on.
[18:47 - 18:57] Anybody else want to try to take a stab at trying to make me look stupid because you're
[18:57 - 19:04] just making yourself look dumb bro. Oh by the way I know y'all I know what y'all are mad at.
[19:04 - 19:09] I know y'all are pissed that I'm putting out those bangers bro.
[19:10 - 19:17] And you know what's funny about you trolls. Y'all sit there and say that my shit sucks.
[19:17 - 19:25] I know y'all trolls are sitting there saying my shit sucks but I know y'all are banging your
[19:25 - 19:31] heads to something like this man. I know y'all about your heads to shit like this bro.
[19:38 - 19:44] Y'all my man y'all be bowing your heads to this shit and you know it.
[19:44 - 23:01] I know y'all be bowing your heads to this shit man.
[23:01 - 23:07] Cause it's just that damn good bro.
[23:07 - 23:11] And you know it too.
[23:11 - 23:25] You ain't on that remix DJ life boy.
[23:25 - 23:31] You ain't on that remix DJ life bro.
[23:31 - 24:07] I know y'all be bowing your heads to this shit man.
[24:07 - 24:09] What?
[24:09 - 24:17] Hold on y'all.
[24:19 - 24:21] This dude right here.
[24:21 - 24:25] I'm gonna mow that baby right quick.
[24:25 - 24:45] Like come on bro. Y'all can't tell me you ain't nodding your heads to that shit.
[24:45 - 24:47] That shit.
[24:47 - 24:57] Y'all trongs are funny man.
[24:57 - 25:01] Uh oh, here we go y'all.
[25:01 - 25:05] Uh oh, here we go guys, here we go guys.
[25:05 - 25:10] Hi, this is Jimmy Neutron, the dumbass.
[25:10 - 25:14] How may I take your ordering cards, Jimmy Neutron?
[25:15 - 25:21] Hey troll bitch, why don't you meet me with that garbage you dumbass.
[25:21 - 25:30] Hi guys.
[25:30 - 25:32] I made some reports.
[25:32 - 25:34] I'm a retard.
[25:34 - 25:36] I'm a dumbass.
[25:36 - 25:40] 'Cause I can't get any views without sirens.
[25:40 - 25:42] I'm a retard bitch.
[25:43 - 25:46] Oh man, my name sucks.
[25:46 - 25:54] Hey retard, why don't you get a fucking life equating your bullshit.
[25:54 - 25:57] You're a dumbass bro, you a dumbass Kate.
[25:57 - 26:01] Hey Mary, hey Mary Kate, your sister Ashley called.
[26:01 - 26:05] She wants her fucking fake ass tits back you dumb bitch.
[26:05 - 26:09] Get a life bro, get a life troll, get a life troll.
[26:09 - 26:12] You ain't shit, you ain't shit.
[26:12 - 26:14] You ain't shit without me and you know it.
[26:14 - 26:16] I own your bitch ass.
[26:16 - 26:18] I own you bitch.
[26:18 - 26:20] I own your ass girl.
[26:20 - 26:22] I own you bitch.
[26:22 - 26:24] You know damn well you ain't doing shit without me.
[26:24 - 26:27] Without me you go nowhere dumb fuck.
[26:27 - 26:30] So yeah, try again dumb fuck.
[26:30 - 26:37] Miss me with that garbage dumbass.
[26:39 - 26:43] Try again Kate, try again Mary Kate.
[26:43 - 26:48] What's y'all fucking fake ass fucking Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen looking at.
[26:48 - 26:50] The fuck outta here.
[26:50 - 26:54] Jesus man.
[26:54 - 26:58] The fuck outta here.
[26:58 - 27:08] Yo Albino, what's goody, how you doing?
[27:09 - 27:10] What's up?
[27:10 - 27:19] Like come on bro.
[27:19 - 27:24] Like did you really think that y'all doing that shit faces me?
[27:24 - 27:31] Get outta here.
[27:31 - 27:37] Like you think Joseph can't you got a shit ton of fucking subs.
[27:37 - 27:40] And a ton of viewers that watch your shit.
[27:40 - 27:43] You really think I'm phased by that?
[27:43 - 27:50] Oh my god, you're funny.
[27:50 - 27:52] That's a cute little joke.
[27:52 - 27:55] That's a cute little joke Mary Kate.
[27:55 - 28:04] That's cute Mary Kate, try again.
[28:04 - 28:06] Try again.
[28:07 - 28:10] [silence]
[28:10 - 28:17] Like come on bro.
[28:17 - 28:24] Like what's y'all fucking $2 ass fucking dollar general looking fucking facelift.
[28:24 - 28:29] And your fucking goddamn barbershop ass wig.
[28:29 - 28:32] Like why don't you take the wig off man.
[28:32 - 28:34] And why don't you take that duct tape from down below.
[28:34 - 28:36] Because we all know your secret.
[28:36 - 28:37] Oh yeah dude.
[28:37 - 28:42] We all know that you're a dude that likes to dress up like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bro.
[28:42 - 28:44] We all know that.
[28:44 - 28:50] And all of those that are from my generation will know that shit.
[28:50 - 28:54] All of those from my generation will know that we'll get that joke.
[28:54 - 29:00] Like if y'all are going around my time period, y'all know exactly where I'm coming from with that shit.
[29:00 - 29:02] Y'all know.
[29:02 - 29:06] [silence]
[29:06 - 29:10] Like come on bro.
[29:10 - 29:15] Like you act like you're such a hard ass but you're not.
[29:15 - 29:21] [silence]
[29:21 - 29:23] Oh man.
[29:23 - 29:27] [silence]
[29:27 - 29:31] Like for real y'all are dumb dude.
[29:31 - 29:36] [silence]
[29:36 - 29:39] Like come on bro.
[29:39 - 29:42] You really think I'm fazed by you.
[29:42 - 29:46] Honestly I enjoy making y'all look stupid.
[29:46 - 29:50] I really do, I enjoy making you guys look dumb as fuck.
[29:50 - 29:53] Because y'all trolls are just that.
[29:53 - 29:55] You're dumb as fuck.
[29:55 - 30:01] See while I'm over here banging out, it's like this right here.
[30:01 - 30:11] While I'm over here banging out massive badass fucking remixes like this.
[30:11 - 30:14] What are y'all doing?
[30:14 - 30:39] [music]
[30:39 - 30:50] Like I said, see while I'm banging out hits like this, what are you doing?
[30:50 - 30:54] [music]
[30:54 - 30:56] Try again losers.
[30:56 - 31:01] [music]
[31:01 - 31:04] Oh and as for this dude right here, this Dave guy.
[31:04 - 31:08] Hate to break the beat homie but I already got a job.
[31:08 - 31:12] It's called being a caretaker for my family.
[31:12 - 31:19] I'm currently in the process of going through to get the benefits of being a caretaker.
[31:19 - 31:23] So yeah, I've kind of already got a job.
[31:23 - 31:27] So yeah, nice try though.
[31:27 - 31:30] Nice try on the whole get a job thing.
[31:30 - 31:32] Why don't you take your own advice?
[31:32 - 31:38] Why don't you take your own advice and get a job?
[31:38 - 31:41] Take your own advice and get a job dude.
[31:41 - 31:43] Take your own advice.
[31:43 - 31:44] I've got a job.
[31:44 - 31:46] It's called being a fucking caretaker.
[31:46 - 31:54] I got paid 20 bucks a day to help take care of my family until I can get the caretaker benefits to be able to do it full time.
[31:54 - 32:02] So yeah, take your own advice bro.
[32:02 - 32:06] Just saying, you might want to take your own advice and get a job.
[32:06 - 32:16] I've already got a job so we're good.
[32:16 - 32:29] Yes, it might look like I don't, I actually do so yeah.
[32:29 - 32:37] Like, come on bro.
[32:37 - 32:42] Like, y'all act like I don't fucking work.
[32:42 - 32:47] Y'all act like I don't have a job just because I do after this a lot.
[32:47 - 32:49] That don't mean shit.
[32:49 - 32:56] That don't mean a damn thing, bro.
[32:56 - 33:03] Y'all want to act stupid.
[33:03 - 33:09] Which I find insanely hilarious.
[33:09 - 33:12] Oh, y'all are dumb, dude.
[33:12 - 33:18] Oh man, but I have to give a huge shout out to the trolls though, man, because y'all trolls bring in the views.
[33:18 - 33:23] Y'all trolls bring in just as many views as the supporters do, bro.
[33:23 - 33:31] Just as many views, and I thank y'all for that shit.
[33:31 - 33:45] That is very true Marty, because not only am I a caretaker for my family, not only do I do scrapping metal every now and then, not so much anymore, but once in a great while.
[33:45 - 33:52] But I also do music, I'm working on getting my music off the ground, and I'm working on getting my artwork off the ground.
[33:52 - 34:01] That's literally four jobs right there, on top of YouTube, which is five. That's literally five jobs.
[34:01 - 34:11] All right, six. Film work, dude. That's like literally six jobs right there, and I balance them all like it's nothing.
[34:11 - 34:15] Meanwhile, what do you do?
[34:15 - 34:31] While I'm over here working on short films to promote anti-suicide and anti-bullying, on top of doing my music, on top of being a YouTuber, on top of being a caretaker, on top of doing my artwork, what do you do?
[34:31 - 34:34] Sit around on your ass all day?
[34:34 - 34:42] While I'm over here busting my ass to be able to get paid for the shit I want to get paid for, what do you do?
[34:42 - 34:49] Nothing. I got more jobs than y'all trolls fucking can buy in, bro.
[34:49 - 34:54] I got more jobs than y'all motherfucking trolls can ever think about having, bro.
[34:54 - 34:57] Like straight the fuck up.
[34:57 - 35:03] Like, yeah, it made me true. I might not be getting paid for my music and my artwork right now, but guess what?
[35:03 - 35:06] Jokes on you guys.
[35:06 - 35:18] Because here a few weeks, as soon as I get my dick, guess what? Y'all boys doing live shows, which means jokes on you.
[35:18 - 35:25] And I'll be getting paid for those live shows. So yeah, jokes on you guys.
[35:25 - 35:37] Yo. Who is this? Whatever, loser. Get out of here.
[35:37 - 35:42] Like, bro, the joke's on you fucking trolls, man. I swear.
[35:42 - 35:47] Like, the joke is on you guys.
[35:47 - 35:53] Like, dude, you're talking to somebody that was raised in a family helping to take care of people.
[35:53 - 36:03] And you think being a caretaker and getting benefits to get paid more to be a caretaker and a job?
[36:03 - 36:06] Like, bro, do your fucking research.
[36:06 - 36:16] Getting caretaker benefits allows you to do it full time so that you can take care of the elderly whenever you need it.
[36:16 - 36:25] Whenever they need taking care of with those benefits, you'll be able to work and get paid by the government to fucking do it.
[36:25 - 36:28] Which is what I'm in the process of doing.
[36:28 - 36:35] I'm going through the process of getting the benefits, of getting the shit that I need to get done so I can do that.
[36:35 - 36:42] So that when I'm not touring or doing my music or whatever, I could be doing caretaker work, bro.
[36:42 - 36:47] Like, I'm doing more jobs than y'all motherfuckers can buy, bro.
[36:47 - 36:55] Like, mess me with that garbage. And this right here, this just shows how ignorant you trolls really are.
[36:55 - 37:00] Like, for real, this just shows how ignorant you dumbasses are.
[37:00 - 37:07] Like, y'all sit there and think that all I do is sit on my ass all day and livestream all day.
[37:07 - 37:15] But that's far from the truth. While, yes, it may be true that I don't work all the time.
[37:15 - 37:24] That may be true that I don't work 24/7, 9 to 5 like most, and that it's certain hours.
[37:24 - 37:31] That may be true. But the point is, I do actually work. I do get paid.
[37:31 - 37:39] Okay, and I am, before you even say it, I am working on building up my money so I can start to pay taxes.
[37:39 - 37:44] So don't deal with these saying they're trying to avoid taxes and shit, because I'm not.
[37:44 - 37:52] Because like the old saying goes, man, and this is very true, Rome wasn't built in a day, motherfuckers.
[37:52 - 38:00] Like, how are you supposed to pay taxes without money? You have to have enough money to be able to pay taxes first.
[38:00 - 38:11] Which is what I'm doing. I'm working on getting shit that I need so I can make money so I can pay for taxes.
[38:11 - 38:17] So I can do shit that I want to do. So I can buy myself nice things.
[38:17 - 38:25] So I can buy myself a nice car and my family a nice house. I'm working on that shit.
[38:25 - 38:33] But y'all want to say or say I don't have a job?
[38:33 - 38:47] Like, come on. And that is true. I do sleep sometimes. Not a whole lot, but I do still sleep.
[38:47 - 38:55] I swear to God, man, y'all trolls are funny, bro. And I do thank you trolls for the free views, though. 100%.
[38:55 - 39:02] I thank y'all for the free views. Fucking love it.
[39:02 - 39:14] And because by giving me free views, you're just getting me one step closer to where I need to be and turning my career on YouTube into a full-time job.
[39:14 - 39:18] And somewhere I can post whatever I want and I can get paid for it.
[39:18 - 39:26] So y'all are literally driving me in the right direction. So thanks for that.
[39:26 - 39:40] Like, y'all are just giving me free views. I love it.
[39:40 - 39:53] Like, you guys really think that you're a little fiasco of typing in all caps like, "Fucking, it's a me."
[39:53 - 40:02] Like, you guys really think that typing in all caps and spamming the chat and talking shit fazes me.
[40:02 - 40:08] Man, y'all ain't the first ones to do it. And I'm sure y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna be the last.
[40:08 - 40:12] There were motherfuckers here long before you that did it better.
[40:12 - 40:26] Hell, people like BloatedKiki did better than you guys. And he's retired.
[40:26 - 40:37] Like, BloatedKiki did better than y'all trolls. And that motherfucker's retired. He's retired from YouTube.
[40:37 - 40:46] And he did better. And that's saying something. Marty can even tell you that he's done better.
[40:46 - 40:54] Like, bro, Classic Games Canada does better trolling than you guys.
[40:54 - 41:02] Classic Games Canada does better trolling than you morons. Like, for real.
[41:02 - 41:07] Like, no joke. Classic Games Canada has some dope shit.
[41:07 - 41:11] Shot to Classic Games Canada, by the way. What up, bro? I see you.
[41:11 - 41:25] Like, you think that what you do fazes me? Try again.
[41:25 - 41:33] But still, point being, BloatedKiki did better than these idiots.
[41:33 - 41:37] Classic Games Canada does better than these morons.
[41:37 - 41:44] Hell, Marty does better than these morons. Like, it's funny.
[41:44 - 41:49] Hell, at least Marty makes shit interesting, not gonna lie.
[41:49 - 41:53] At least Classic Games Canada makes shit interesting.
[41:53 - 41:58] Hell, honestly, I fuck with Classic Games Canada. Dude, it's funny as shit.
[41:58 - 42:04] Especially that one with the Mass Horror Course, that whole Kate Peters one, I fucking love that one.
[42:04 - 42:07] That one's probably one of my favorites that he's done so far.
[42:07 - 42:13] If y'all haven't seen the one where I flip out and I go off on Kate, head over to his channel and check it out, man.
[42:13 - 42:18] That's probably one of my favorite ones he's done so far. I fucking love it.
[42:18 - 42:28] Dude's genuinely funny. Not even gonna lie, Classic is genuinely a funny dude.
[42:28 - 42:38] Like, for real. And y'all think that you can top that?
[42:38 - 42:41] I'd love to see you guys try.
[42:41 - 42:52] I would love to see you trolls try to top Classic or Marty or even fucking bloody Kiki, man.
[42:52 - 42:56] I would love to see y'all try to top any of those motherfuckers.
[42:56 - 43:05] Hell, even the diss track with Shaggy Tudo was more of a challenge than what you guys bring.
[43:05 - 43:16] By far. Like, y'all are on that fucking little kid grade school shit.
[43:16 - 43:26] Up your game, man. Up your game. If you really wanna troll me, pay attention to people like Classic Games Canada.
[43:26 - 43:31] Pay attention to people like music biz Marty. Pay attention to people like bloody Kiki.
[43:31 - 43:41] Pay attention to the OG trolls, man. Pay attention to the OG trolls who have been here long before you.
[43:41 - 43:52] Maybe then. Maybe then you might learn some shit.
[43:52 - 44:03] Just saying. Like, take a look at the ones that did it before you. Like, your guys' trolling level is zero.
[44:03 - 44:11] Your trolling level is like fucking kindergarten level. If not pre-school level, bro.
[44:11 - 44:22] You guys are babies in the trolling world. And you think I'm fazed by your baby ass bullshit level of trolling?
[44:22 - 44:31] Dude, I've seen more fucking trolling come out of Classic Games Canada in one day than y'all can do in an entire year, bro.
[44:31 - 44:41] Exactly. Name calling and talking shit on me ain't gonna cut it.
[44:41 - 44:48] The name calling and the talking shit and the putting my info out there and the going out through my family and friends?
[44:48 - 44:52] That ain't gonna cut it anymore, man.
[44:52 - 45:00] 'Cause even my friends are onto your bullshit. Even my friends and my family are onto your bullshit.
[45:00 - 45:09] And guess what? They may be playing along, but guess what? They're sitting there laughing at you.
[45:09 - 45:14] They're literally laughing at you.
[45:14 - 45:23] They are legit laughing at your stupidity behind your backs. And you don't even know it.
[45:23 - 45:35] Like, they are literally laughing at you guys behind your backs to my face. They are laughing at you guys and how stupid you are.
[45:35 - 45:47] Like, dude, as soon as Classic gets his ass in here, I will. 100%.
[45:47 - 45:56] So, yo, Classic, where you at, man?
[45:56 - 46:03] Yo, CGC, get your ass in here, bro. Where you at?
[46:03 - 46:12] Now I can mod your ass up, bud.
[46:12 - 46:30] But for real, man, I just find it funny that y'all trolls really think that this baby-level bullshit actually works when it doesn't. It's stupid, man.
[46:30 - 46:41] It really is stupid, and I get to you, I get that in your guys' eyes that I'm the Truman Show, I get it, to y'all I'm the Truman Show or whatever, and I'm okay with that.
[46:41 - 46:51] Because like I said, while y'all calling the Truman Show, I'm out here doing the exact opposite of that.
[46:51 - 47:01] See, the only thing between me and the Truman Show is this. I'm aware of what you guys do.
[47:01 - 47:05] I'm aware of what y'all do.
[47:05 - 47:10] Yo, Toxic, what up?
[47:10 - 47:25] See, unlike him, unlike Truman, I'm aware that y'all talk shit. I'm aware that y'all laugh at me and watch and try to fake me out.
[47:25 - 47:51] But that right there, that right there is where you guys fail. Because see, by making you laugh at me, by giving you something to laugh at, in all senses of the word, I'm doing my job.
[47:51 - 48:03] Like that is literally my, that right there is literally my goal is to make you laugh, to make you smile, to make you forget about the bullshit in your life.
[48:03 - 48:16] So y'all are literally just helping me to do my job for you guys. Like you're literally helping me to do my job.
[48:16 - 48:45] So, there's that. So, that is what it is. So really, in essence, if you think about it, you guys want to call me the Truman Show, but really, the joke's on you.
[48:45 - 48:51] Someone says my presence is aggressive. What up, Classic? How you doing, buddy? How you doing, Classic?
[48:51 - 49:04] Like, yo, Classic, I was just telling people about that video that you made on me, where you had my face on there with the trolls and you were, you basically had me knocking Kate out. That shit was good.
[49:04 - 49:13] I fucking love that video, man. That's actually in my playlist, too. I fucking love that video, dude.
[49:13 - 49:17] Like, all you see is just me with the baseball bat just going ham, dude.
[49:17 - 49:40] Like, I would jam my hand with the baseball bat in that funny ass video. That was good shit, my dude. That was good shit. I love it.
[49:40 - 50:01] You're so stupid. Oh, man. Oh, shit. This guy. This guy. Fucking liquid killer. I'm so stupid.
[50:01 - 50:10] Right. Right. If I'm so stupid, then you must be the president of the United States.
[50:10 - 50:18] I know. I'm sorry. If I'm so stupid, then that must make you Albert Einstein, right?
[50:18 - 50:26] Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Or does that make you Stephen Hawking? Or does that make you Bill Gates?
[50:26 - 50:31] Like, which is it? If I'm stupid, what rich smart guy are you?
[50:31 - 50:44] Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Nicholas Tesla, Carol Shelby?
[50:44 - 50:59] And so for are you like, which rich guy are you?
[50:59 - 51:09] Yeah, well, guess what? I don't care what your reason is.
[51:09 - 51:25] I see. Here's the thing about that. I don't care what your reason is. The point is I make you laugh regardless of the reason, regardless of why you laugh at me.
[51:25 - 51:33] The point is I get the job done. I make you laugh.
[51:33 - 51:45] Like, regardless of what your reason is, we all have our own reasons. I still make you laugh. So yeah, jokes on you, bro.
[51:45 - 52:00] Jokes on you, man. You say that you laugh at me for a certain reason. Whatever that reason is, it's all good.
[52:00 - 52:05] Like, for real.
[52:05 - 52:09] That's Biden.
[52:09 - 52:27] Man, you're the only motherfucker around here looking like Joe Biden, liquid. That's why your last belong is in a goddamn nursing home, bro.
[52:27 - 52:36] That's why your fucking Joe Biden looking at these being a goddamn nursing home, bro.
[52:36 - 52:39] Like, for real.
[52:39 - 52:43] Like, who lets you out of the nursing home?
[52:43 - 52:56] Because clearly you ain't fit for shit. So the nearest nursing home I think is like fucking, I think like 30 miles from my house.
[52:56 - 53:03] So I call out there and have somebody come and pick you up and bring you back to the nursing home if you want.
[53:03 - 53:12] I mean, I can get you a free ride, bro. Just saying.
[53:12 - 53:17] I mean, hell, I don't mind getting you a free ride back to the nursing home, Biden.
[53:17 - 53:21] Because clearly you need it, homie.
[53:21 - 53:27] Just saying, bro.
[53:27 - 53:36] You ever need a ride back to the nursing home? Let me know.
[53:36 - 53:46] I can get that done.
[53:46 - 53:52] Actually, no, it wasn't. Stephen Hawking was a fucking genius, bro.
[53:52 - 54:00] Stephen Hawking was one of the greatest minds of our generation.
[54:00 - 54:06] You want no kitty diddler like you, bro.
[54:06 - 54:10] Stephen Hawking was a fucking genius.
[54:10 - 54:15] He was a freaking genius.
[54:15 - 54:25] So the research before you talk shit.
[54:25 - 54:29] Hey, whether I make you laugh or I make you cringe.
[54:29 - 54:34] It is what it is.
[54:34 - 54:42] I introduced the stand. Oh, yeah, I should actually. I really should.
[54:42 - 54:48] I really should. I'll keep that in mind. I definitely should.
[54:48 - 54:58] But like, I just find it funny how you trolls sit there and you really think that you get under my skin.
[54:58 - 55:02] And you talk all this trash, right?
[55:02 - 55:10] And every time I shut you down, you get angry.
[55:10 - 55:19] You get angry when I shut you down because you know that I'm up here.
[55:19 - 55:32] And your IQ level is literally way down here on the fucking floor, bro.
[55:32 - 55:37] You got the IQ level of my fucking carpet floor, bro.
[55:37 - 55:42] You got the IQ level of my wood floor.
[55:42 - 55:48] Like, that's pretty bad. You got the IQ level of a fucking wood board.
[55:48 - 55:52] That's pretty sad, bro.
[55:52 - 55:57] That's pretty fucking sad that you got the IQ level of a fucking piece of wood.
[55:57 - 56:11] Hell, Anamiba has more brain cells than half your motherfuckers.
[56:11 - 56:16] Yo, Toxic, what up, man?
[56:16 - 56:21] Well, like I said, y'all, I've had enough fun trolling the trolls, man.
[56:21 - 56:27] I've had my fun trolling the trolls, dude. I had my fun with you dumbasses.
[56:27 - 56:31] But shout out to all the supporters, man. I fucking love you guys.
[56:31 - 56:35] But with that being said, y'all, I'm about to bounce. I'm about to chill.
[56:35 - 56:38] Might work on some shit. I don't know.
[56:38 - 56:41] But I'll catch you guys later on, man.
[56:41 - 56:46] Peace. Much love. And thanks for the free views, you dumbass trolls.
[56:46 - 56:49] Just saying. Thanks for the free views. Appreciate it.
[56:49 - 56:51] And if you are new, don't forget to hit that like, that subscribe button,
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[56:57 - 57:02] So I'll catch you guys later, man. Much love, guys. Peace.
[57:02 - 57:07] [ Silence ]