Original upload date: June 25th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
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[0:26 - 0:40] You should have known that you couldn't get rid of me that easily people. You should have known. Yes, I may have lost a friend.
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[1:02 - 1:18] You know, to you guys, I'm the Truman Show, right? To you guys, I'm the fucking Truman Show, right? To you, I'm the Truman Show.
[1:18 - 1:34] I'll give you guys a Truman Show. I'll give you guys what you want. I'll give you the angriest, most artistic side of me.
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[1:49 - 2:07] Waking a sweat again. Another day's been late to waste. In my disgrace. Stuck in my head again. Feels like I'll never leave this place. There's no escape.
[2:07 - 2:35] I might go worse than me. I'll give it all. God, take your feelings. Is there none you can't take? Take this off. Oh, why? You're not so forgiving. Tell me what the fuck is wrong with that.
[2:35 - 3:02] I don't know what to take. Thought I was focused, but I'm scared. I'm not prepared. I had repetitively looking for help somehow, somewhere. And no one cares. I'm my own worst enemy. I'll give it all.
[3:02 - 3:21] I'll take your feelings. Is there none you can't take? Take this off. Oh, why? This opportunity. Tell me what the fuck is wrong with that.
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[3:35 - 3:57] Put me out of my misery. Put me out of my misery. Put me out of my fucking misery.
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[4:09 - 4:33] Put me out of my misery. I'll give it all. That's it, God, feel like there's nothing you can't take. Take this off. Oh, why? You're not so forgiving. Tell me what the fuck is wrong with that.
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[4:50 - 5:11] And let me tell you, I made a promise to this person. Hold on one minute. Hello? Hello? You're mine.
[5:11 - 5:33] Well, let me tell you, I made a promise to this person whose name I will not speak. That no matter what, no matter if I lose friends, I will not give up. So guess what? I am your personal hell. I am the Truman Show, boys and girls.
[5:33 - 5:59] I am the one that you love to watch. I am the one that you love to laugh at. I am the one that you love to cry and smile with. I'm proud to be your Truman Show.
[5:59 - 6:13] Find a rental car that's the right price. Location.
[6:13 - 6:27] And I'm not just saying that. You want the Truman Show? You got it, boys and girls.
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[6:45 - 6:47] I don't know how you got mad.
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[7:11 - 7:23] You tell me I can't pay much anyways, but I told you what to make it time that you would cry like a bitch.
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[7:35 - 7:44] So for all the money you give me, snap back, then you can run through your mouth all day.
[7:44 - 8:02] But there ain't no law just back to back. They do yesterday, and so you tell me I can't take my chances, but I told you what to make it time that you would cry like a bitch.
[8:02 - 8:16] If you want the law, no one can tell you that you're still tonight. And you would cry like a bitch. You would cry like a bitch.
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[8:19 - 8:28] Hold on, you all. Hello? Hello? Goodbye.
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[8:52 - 9:12] Stronger than you can be. Stronger than you can be.
[9:12 - 9:18] Stronger than you can be.
[9:18 - 9:23] Bang!
[9:23 - 9:35] So, you tell me I can't take my chances, but I told you what to make it time that you would cry like a bitch.
[9:35 - 9:55] If you want the law, no one can tell you that you're still tonight. And you would cry like a bitch. You would cry like a bitch. You would cry like a bitch. You would cry like a bitch. No, bitch.
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[10:09 - 10:13] Hello?
[10:13 - 10:33] I know this is a troll, dumbass, so quit trying.
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[10:44 - 11:12] Yeah, the big one is true.
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[15:03 - 15:11] And you guys already know who this song is for, man. This is from my baby boy. This is from my son.
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[17:37 - 17:55] You know, let's do the original. Hold up.
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[18:03 - 18:12] This song I'm about to do, this is from my son Jamie.
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[18:14 - 18:19] I love you, Jamie, I love you, and I can't wait to see you when you get older, man.
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[20:44 - 20:53] And that's facts, man. That's facts, man. I look forward to the day that I get to see my son again.
[20:53 - 21:20] I look forward to that day more than any day on earth.
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[21:32 - 21:45] Yeah. Alright.
[21:45 - 21:56] Like I said, you guys want the Truman show? Well, guess what? You guys got the Truman show full on, because guess what?
[21:56 - 22:06] Starting tonight, I'm making comedy videos and making y'all laugh and doing what y'all want to do, make myself look like an idiot for your entertainment.
[22:06 - 22:20] So be ready to sit back and enjoy and laugh.
[22:20 - 22:22] I hope you're ready for the Truman show, because it's coming.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1395' on August 17th, 2024
