Original upload date: May 5th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:17] Good morning everybody. It's your boy, you already know who it is.
[0:17 - 0:46] Yeah, I know you're a moron. You been looking in the mirror Dan the One cause I'm pretty
[0:46 - 0:57] sure you're talking about yourself there bro. But I was reading through the comments last
[0:57 - 1:04] night on some shit on here like I was reading through old comments on my old videos before
[1:04 - 1:10] yes I deleted everything and I am starting over video wise not channel wise but video
[1:10 - 1:23] wise and before I do that I wanted to talk to y'all about something man y'all motherfucking
[1:23 - 1:33] trolls are dumb but y'all don't make no sense especially Kate man Masshole reports you especially
[1:33 - 1:42] don't make no damn sense you say that you'll delete your channel if I live on my own and
[1:42 - 1:51] I get a regular job well here's the thing me doing my artwork and the shit that I do
[1:51 - 2:03] is actually a job I might not be a regular 9 to 5 job but regardless of that it's still
[2:03 - 2:14] a job all the same it still pays but the one thing I still can't figure out is even
[2:14 - 2:22] if I wanted to let's just say for example I wanted to get a regular 9 to 5 job how
[2:22 - 2:30] am I supposed to do that when you basically fucked all that up like it don't make no
[2:30 - 2:38] sense first you fucked my life up you fucked me getting the job up and then you turn on
[2:38 - 2:47] and expect me to get a job when you clearly fucked all that up for me what do you mean
[2:47 - 2:55] no choice but to do what I do from home creating my own business with my artwork mind game
[2:55 - 3:02] my in-game 3d photography for car work my game that I've been working on for the past
[3:02 - 3:14] few weeks like you really don't make no sense like you expect me to get a job but then
[3:14 - 3:23] you sit there and you fuck shit up to where I can't do that like you see where I'm going
[3:23 - 3:32] with this it doesn't make no sense it really doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever
[3:32 - 3:36] like Kate let me tell you some of you got any some of y'all trolls have to realize and
[3:36 - 3:46] this isn't just Kate this is all y'all trolls this is 2021 man all right not everybody
[3:46 - 3:56] has the luxury of working a regular job people like myself we take care of their families
[3:56 - 4:03] don't have that luxury so I make do with what I can I do what I can to make money
[4:03 - 4:09] when and where I can whether it's small odd jobs like cleaning up the yard or doing yard
[4:09 - 4:15] work or whatever or helping my brother Jake out with the washing machine now I'm gonna
[4:15 - 4:22] be helping him out with this fucking weekend or you know doing whatever I can to make
[4:22 - 4:29] money where I can like what I find funny is y'all don't consider that a real job but
[4:29 - 4:37] yet when y'all motherfuckers sit there and you know get a thousand subs and are making
[4:37 - 4:47] bank off that all of a sudden y'all motherfuckers have a real a real job doing that shit right
[4:47 - 4:54] like where does that make any sense where does that make any fucking sense what I do
[4:54 - 5:02] and what y'all do is no different there is literally no difference in what y'all do
[5:02 - 5:28] and what I do there legitimately is no difference and it doesn't make no damn sense because
[5:28 - 5:34] I'm over here trying to bust my ass and do what I love so I can make an honest living
[5:34 - 5:46] yet I get judged for it why why should I get judged for something that I'm doing when
[5:46 - 6:00] y'all are doing the same fucking shit it don't make no goddamn sense to me at all
[6:00 - 6:07] like how y'all gonna sit there and judge me on what I'm doing yet y'all motherfuckers
[6:07 - 6:18] wanna sit there and talk all of this fucking bullshit like y'all are better than me none
[6:18 - 6:24] of y'all motherfuckers nobody's better than anyone bro I don't think I'm better than
[6:24 - 6:31] you guys and y'all ain't better than me we're all fucking human at the end of the day we
[6:31 - 6:41] all bleed red we all breathe in the same fucking air so why y'all fucking idiots gotta
[6:41 - 6:48] be hypocrites it don't make no damn sense to me at all like what's the difference between
[6:48 - 6:52] me getting a job doing what I want to do with my life whether that be my artwork or
[6:52 - 6:57] whether that be doing gaming videos or whatever what's the difference between that and the
[6:57 - 7:05] regular 9 to 5 job at the end of the day their jobs regardless of how you do it it's
[7:05 - 7:23] still a job nonetheless I swear man y'all are dumb as fuck and it just blows my mind
[7:23 - 7:31] at how dumb y'all motherfuckers are alright y'all sit there and talk about oh get a job
[7:31 - 7:37] get a job and then right when I start making money doing what I love to do doing that job
[7:37 - 7:44] y'all want to sit there and backtrack and be like oh no get a regular 9 to 5 job we
[7:44 - 7:49] don't want you doing this we want you doing a regular job motherfuckers there's no difference
[7:49 - 7:54] at all there's no goddamn difference between what I'm trying to do and having a regular
[7:54 - 8:01] 9 to 5 job there's no fucking difference and this is what I was talking about recently
[8:01 - 8:08] when I said when I spoke to Kate when I told her straight up if y'all motherfuckers would
[8:08 - 8:17] leave me the fuck alone and give me a real fucking shot at what I want to do you know
[8:17 - 8:27] if y'all was back to fuck off at what I do and give me that shot that I deserve to show
[8:27 - 8:33] y'all I can make money doing what I love to do I wouldn't have to worry about anything
[8:33 - 8:51] I can make money doing what I love to do and not be attacked
[8:51 - 8:56] yo Notorious Stewie what's good man it's been a minute how you been bro it's been a long
[8:56 - 9:02] ass minute since you've been in here Stewie where the fuck you been at you crazy motherfucker
[9:02 - 9:19] how the fuck you been but for real though it don't make no goddamn sense like how you
[9:19 - 9:26] gonna sit there and compare what I do and this is what gets me this is what seriously
[9:26 - 9:35] gets me y'all know asshole reports makes money doing YouTube right so how the fuck is she
[9:35 - 9:46] gonna sit there and judge me on what I do when she clearly does the same thing it don't
[9:46 - 9:56] make no damn sense like what the fuck like how you gonna sit there and judge me for
[9:56 - 10:05] being on YouTube when you clearly do the same shit for a job like it literally doesn't
[10:05 - 10:15] make no goddamn sense at all like I seriously just like I'm confused by it I am legitimately
[10:15 - 10:24] fucking confused like you tell me to get a job I start making money doing what I love
[10:24 - 10:30] to do and then the man that I start making money y'all motherfuckers want to sit there
[10:30 - 10:36] and shut me down saying oh no we want you to get a regular job motherfucker that is
[10:36 - 10:46] a regular job you fucking idiot why where do you get all thinking that doing YouTube
[10:46 - 11:01] is not a regular fucking job why for real where do y'all get all thinking that doing
[11:01 - 11:16] that shit isn't a regular job well I do it I'm not here trying to make a living doing
[11:16 - 11:22] what I love to do that's all I'm trying to fucking do and it's why y'all motherfuckers
[11:22 - 11:27] want to sit there and judge me for doing that yeah y'all motherfuckers that judge are
[11:27 - 11:34] the same fucking ones that do YouTube videos just like I do it don't make no sense at
[11:34 - 11:49] all whatsoever swear to god man y'all are hypocritical as fuck like it literally does
[11:49 - 12:00] not make no sense like how you gonna sit there and judge me for being a youtuber when
[12:00 - 12:14] clearly you do the same shit for a living bro it's stupid as fuck like I can understand
[12:14 - 12:20] you know judging somebody if they don't and if they aren't actually trying to do something
[12:20 - 12:24] I can understand that they're just sitting around being lazy all day not doing anything
[12:24 - 12:30] not wanting to build their own business not wanting to work I can see that all right
[12:30 - 12:38] I get that but to sit there and judge somebody who's trying to build their own business
[12:38 - 12:54] doing what they love to do oh looky looky we got a private number hello hey faggot
[12:54 - 13:02] go shut your mouth y'all hear that shit y'all hear that shit bro this is the kind of shit
[13:02 - 13:06] that I put up with every fucking morning every morning for the past week I've had to put
[13:06 - 13:18] up with that bullshit it's stupid like bro is that all you fucking got for real is that
[13:18 - 13:27] all you fucking got like for real come the fuck on bro be original for once please man
[13:27 - 13:31] I'm telling you all this right now man straight up if y'all mother butters gonna troll me
[13:31 - 13:47] hey at least try to be original about it for real come on man is that all you fucking
[13:47 - 14:08] got alright bro is that all you fucking got man alright bro that shit's fucking dumb
[14:08 - 14:19] dude he sounds stupid as fuck bro ah shit we got another player up here please don't
[14:19 - 14:23] be don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me thank you thanks for not
[14:23 - 14:32] killing me sir swear to god man that's one thing I hate about GTA man are these fucking
[14:32 - 14:55] griefers dude no cap though man it's fucking banging all his ass oh shit yo Rachella what's
[14:55 - 15:11] good yo bronze beads what's good dude hey Tripp I'm about to mod you bro I didn't even
[15:11 - 15:19] see you up in here like y'all see what I'm getting at though man like I'm just a simple
[15:19 - 15:25] dude over here doing what he loves to do trying to make money that I can doing something
[15:25 - 15:35] I know I can legitimately make money at but yet when I start making money I get criticized
[15:35 - 15:58] for it wait did you hear how fucked up that really sounds though for real I do you seriously
[15:58 - 15:59] hear how stupid that sounds as I this is what I'm talking about when I say nobody wants
[15:59 - 16:06] to see me succeed this is exactly what I'm talking about exactly what I'm talking about
[16:06 - 16:14] man like every time I start to actually getting to where I can make money people want to
[16:14 - 16:21] come in and shut me the fuck down and yet y'all motherfuckers are the same ones that
[16:21 - 16:29] fucking complain that I'm not making money y'all are the same motherfuckers that sit
[16:29 - 16:33] there and tell me to get a job and yet when I start making money doing what I love to
[16:33 - 16:41] do and start making me a job y'all want to shut me down like where does that make any
[16:41 - 17:01] fucking sense like so many police explain me where that makes any kind of sense at all
[17:01 - 17:08] like where does that make any sense like I am legitimately fucking confused and I'm
[17:08 - 17:15] not even joking right now I am a hundred percent confused and how this shit's supposed
[17:15 - 17:27] to work like y'all tell me to get a job I start making money doing what I love to do
[17:27 - 17:31] and then when I start making money you want to shut me down and tell me to get a regular
[17:31 - 17:41] job like what I thought doing YouTube was a regular fucking job it's something you
[17:41 - 17:56] can make money at so how is doing that not a fucking job I clearly I wake up every morning
[17:56 - 18:03] at the same time as you guys I wake up take a shower eat breakfast get coffee hop on
[18:03 - 18:09] here and make videos I'm doing my fucking job for making them work in the fucking 3
[18:09 - 18:18] or 4 in the afternoon and sometimes I work at night so how is that not a regular job
[18:18 - 18:25] please somebody explain this to me because I am I'm lost like legit I am seriously fucking
[18:25 - 18:40] lost and how what I'm doing can't be considered a real job I do guys like Jack said the guy
[18:40 - 18:49] do this shit for a living and he makes money at it that's how he makes the living guys
[18:49 - 18:58] like Mr. Beast do this shit for a living and he makes money at it bro fucking SS Sniper
[18:58 - 19:03] Wolf is one of the oldest fucking YouTubers on the fucking planet and she makes money
[19:03 - 19:15] doing it so how is that not a fucking job hell look at Jake Paul and Logan Paul look
[19:15 - 19:22] at one of my favorite animating YouTubers Aki Dearest and her boyfriend Joey they make
[19:22 - 19:31] YouTube videos and they make money doing it so how is doing YouTube not a regular nine
[19:31 - 19:36] to five jobs somebody please explain this to me because the last time I checked it
[19:36 - 19:44] actually was unless I missed a fucking memo that said you can no longer make money on
[19:44 - 20:11] YouTube well I saw a check you can still make money doing it shit that motherfuckers
[20:11 - 20:29] got a goddamn oppressor oh fuck this motherfucker in his goddamn oppressor fuck you bitch sorry
[20:29 - 20:49] god man these dudes with these goddamn oppressors really pissed me the fuck off no way for real
[20:49 - 20:56] though the matter about your blade I know that you got some insight on this shit man
[20:56 - 21:08] why don't you speak your mind on the matter man why triple am I right or am I wrong about
[21:08 - 21:34] YouTube actually being a legitimate job because unless I missed a memo the last time I checked
[21:34 - 21:49] what I do can legitimately make me fucking money therefore my all my all actuality what
[21:49 - 21:58] I do is a real fucking job oh look we got another troll guys hi you rich faggots all
[21:58 - 22:07] right how may I help you bitch hey why why don't you let this suck in your mommy don't
[22:07 - 22:12] have to suck in your mommy dick for five dollars an hour go back to sucking mommy dick for
[22:12 - 22:19] five dollar an hour we we we can we hey we'll go go back to sucking mommy dick for five
[22:19 - 22:24] dollar an hour go at the stuck in your own dick bitch go back to sucking your mommy dick
[22:24 - 22:37] go back go back to sucking mommy dick have a good day stupid motherfucker swear to god
[22:37 - 22:53] bro I swear to fucking god man these guys never get old these guys are so stupid there's
[22:53 - 23:11] a fucking retard I swear yo I just don't need this come back to my garage hold up
[23:11 - 23:23] yo Cole yes I'm actually excited about that one bro I'm super oh shit no no no no don't
[23:23 - 23:36] you dare come near me bitch I'll fuck you up watch this watch this yo hey you have
[23:36 - 23:41] reached faggot to us how many you goes yeah why don't you go back to sucking your mommy
[23:41 - 23:53] dick for five dollar an hour five dollar an hour five dollar an hour I let you suck
[23:53 - 24:12] sorry we no self-doubt master right here go back to sucking mommy dick and try another
[24:12 - 24:41] time I'm just gonna keep on doing this shit this shit's funny this dude is so stupid I
[24:41 - 24:46] swear to god this dude is so stupid he's asking for it man these guys are literally
[24:46 - 24:54] asking to be drolled this guy is legitimately asking to be fucking drolled over right now
[24:54 - 25:07] oh shit yo guys put in the comments what I should say next to him next time he calls
[25:07 - 25:11] again put in the comments what I should say next and when he calls again cuz I know he's
[25:11 - 25:17] gonna call again I know for a fact this dude's gonna call again put in the comments what
[25:17 - 25:40] I should say to him hi you reached dumbasses on us the home of all dumbasses I show how
[25:40 - 25:49] may I take your order dumbass do you want to pay that still pay to do hey why don't
[25:49 - 25:57] you go back to sucking your mommy dick bitch swear to god man these guys are so stupid
[25:57 - 26:12] bro like y'all really think I'm affected by this shit bro come on now I swear to god
[26:12 - 26:21] man I need a YouTube channel just for this shit I swear to god I need a channel just
[26:21 - 26:34] for trolling the trolls dude oh look another troll oh hey hold on hello hey what's going
[26:34 - 26:46] on bro how you doing bro are you sitting there watching the stream right now man I'm
[26:46 - 26:56] literally trolling the fuck out of these guys shout out to the real ones like that
[26:56 - 27:02] dude right there man holding it down for real bruh put in the comments if I should
[27:02 - 27:06] make a YouTube channel dedicated to trolling the trolls man put that shit in the fucking
[27:06 - 27:12] comments though the one for yes or two for no should I make a channel dedicated to trolling
[27:12 - 27:40] the trolls yeah hold on guys hold on guys wait a minute
[27:40 - 28:00] now I want to hear this shit you're not sure who is when this is they're fucking trolls
[28:00 - 28:16] get over get over get did I seriously fucking die son of a bitch but for real man put in
[28:16 - 28:24] the comments if but for real man put in the comments if I should make a channel dedicated
[28:24 - 28:46] to trolling the trolls because this shit that shit's funny bro
[28:46 - 29:12] like they think they're so smart oh my god these guys trying not to fuck on my Evo here
[29:12 - 29:19] what was that a subi or not the one damn I thought black ass Evo shit not being racist
[29:19 - 29:29] is that fucking Evo is literally black as mine that is crazy man y'all know man y'all
[29:29 - 29:38] know I can't have a GTA again without fucking having an Evo around now you know you gotta
[29:38 - 29:44] cruise around in a land evil at some point look real to man these trolls are so stupid
[29:44 - 30:03] though oh my god oh shit that was great I had fun man that was fun oh you and I can't
[30:03 - 30:10] keep that for sure I'll take that motherfucker and that poor show bitch it's mine see ya
[30:10 - 30:26] bye bitch oh my god these trolls though man they never get old and I think I'm pretty
[30:26 - 30:34] much proving my point when I prove that I'm not a pedophile y'all just trolling dude
[30:34 - 30:52] that's all y'all are doing you're just trolling shit oh look we got another order of dumbass
[30:52 - 31:04] coming right up hi welcome the dumbass all the time I take your order dumbass hold on
[31:04 - 31:22] hello what is this you might have the wrong number dude man I got so many trolls blowing
[31:22 - 31:26] up in the comments dude I got so many trolls calling in that they're calling back to back
[31:26 - 31:40] oh shit this is good bro I should re-title this stream trolling the trolls hello how
[31:40 - 31:58] may I take your order dumbass money hold on man hello ah swear to god man these trolls
[31:58 - 32:15] are calling so much that it's literally getting backed up are you fucking kidding me hold
[32:15 - 32:29] up Mike Mike Mike oh shit I think that might be my boy Max's Mike hold on yo oh I want
[32:29 - 32:44] that dude I already explained this man I don't need to fucking explain it again bro I've
[32:44 - 32:51] done explain it a million fucking times so fuck off dude just fuck off dude you don't
[32:51 - 32:56] sometimes there are shit that you don't need to understand all you need to know is that
[32:56 - 33:02] I fucking explained this shit and what went down you want the proof go watch all the
[33:02 - 33:19] videos on it and come up with your own fucking solution and stop fucking going swear to god
[33:19 - 33:35] dude this shit's annoying as fuck bro oh man like I said I made one fucking mistake
[33:35 - 33:47] that does not make me a fucking pedophile bro swear to god man y'all are dumb as fuck
[33:47 - 33:54] like how many times do I need to explain over and over and over what went down before
[33:54 - 34:05] y'all get the fucking picture like for real oh man y'all give me a fucking headache I
[34:05 - 34:29] swear to god dude I should really color that right but for real though now this shit's
[34:29 - 34:41] so annoying though yeah probably is I wouldn't doubt it man I really would not doubt it
[34:41 - 34:45] I just find it funny that they sat there and do this shit and I sit here and I troll
[34:45 - 35:01] the fuck out of them right back it's funny to me like y'all thinking that your hard
[35:01 - 35:08] ass is trolling man oh shit okay yeah we got tirespin here I like race cars but brother
[35:08 - 35:29] see the fucking monster no not today you better not shoot me oh thank god you didn't
[35:29 - 35:36] shoot me I fucking hate griefers on GTA man if y'all guys play GTA 5 man hit me up just
[35:36 - 35:53] don't go retro gamer ole ffi c cuz jumping on lava together and fuck shit up ah okay
[35:53 - 36:07] that's no how much will this sell for that's it bro that is that really it
[36:07 - 36:31] but for real though man like I just find these trolls that want to sit there and do
[36:31 - 36:37] all this shit I just find this shit funny cuz you guys like literally like you guys
[36:37 - 36:46] literally think that you're getting to me but really just making yourself look stupid
[36:46 - 36:57] are you fucking kidding I just bought that car are you fucking kidding me right now
[36:57 - 37:04] I just fucking bought all right this little bitch wants to play games let's go I just
[37:04 - 37:14] fucking bought a fucking like an actual track car to compete with on here where the fuck
[37:14 - 37:30] you at all right here we go guys another troll hello hey yo my is this the mic that
[37:30 - 37:48] is Max's mic yo Mike what's good man and that shit was getting with you man yeah yeah
[37:48 - 37:52] I'm getting ready to end it though here in a minute man hold on hold on hold on you're
[37:52 - 38:01] whatever dude man that wasn't even max's mic bro that's funny that was not even max's
[38:01 - 38:10] mic that's funny oh shit that's great now y'all motherfuckers are trying to pretend
[38:10 - 38:16] to be people that know that's great oh that's funny wait till I tell max about this shit
[38:16 - 38:27] he's gonna fucking flip a lid dude's gonna fucking flip shit bro guaranteed oh shit
[38:27 - 38:33] this is oh watch out now bro this is gonna be good shit man wait till I tell max about
[38:33 - 38:45] this shit he's gonna be fucking pissed oh shit y'all are stupid man I swear like y'all
[38:45 - 38:56] act like I don't recognize shit like bro I wasn't born yesterday dumbass like I can
[38:56 - 39:04] tell the difference between my friend max's mic and a fucking idiot like that bro like
[39:04 - 39:13] come on now do I really look that stupid to you come on man if you're gonna troll
[39:13 - 39:27] me at least be smart at least do something smart man like that wasn't even remotely tomorrow
[39:27 - 39:37] I was just fucking with him cuz I knew the guy was full of shit like bruh did the car
[39:37 - 39:52] you guys could actually come up with something original or you're just gonna be stupid as
[39:52 - 40:16] shit like for real man this shit's ridiculous man
[40:16 - 40:25] alright what I don't get is how am I a pedophile when I explain the situation and what happened
[40:25 - 40:52] so clearly I um oh damn I thought that was a 370z for a minute I was about to say bruh
[40:52 - 41:11] well I for real though man I just find this shit funny as fuck I'm not even really pissed
[41:11 - 41:31] off about it I just find this shit funny yo where is shotown yo shotown what's good
[41:31 - 41:49] oh my god I swear to god man y'all trolls are stupid oh shit oh man this is great man
[41:49 - 41:58] this is really great I gotta give y'all trolls props though man I gotta give the trolls
[41:58 - 42:07] props man y'all try at least some of you guys at least keyword some of you try keyword
[42:07 - 42:29] try to be original and yet all y'all seem to just I don't know fail every time yo trolls
[42:29 - 42:57] that's why y'all are crazy oh man what a morning dude what a fucking morning oh shit
[42:57 - 43:02] sorry y'all I can't stop laughing man y'all are dumb as fuck trying to troll me thinking
[43:02 - 43:04] I'm not noticing like bruh
[43:04 - 43:30] what's up? I'm not noticing like bruh what's up? I'm not noticing like bruh what's up? I'm
[43:30 - 43:57] not noticing like bruh what's up? oh shit y'all got nice bins man oh damn that was quick
[43:57 - 44:06] so where did my bins go? dude I just bought a brand new Mercedes bins where the fuck is
[44:06 - 44:24] it? or is it all the way up on the top level? oh let's see we got my rag top we got my nice
[44:24 - 44:34] edge p-wagon but like in all honesty though man I just find this shit y'all trolls dude
[44:34 - 44:42] funny as fuck like I don't even find this shit offensive
[44:42 - 44:51] anymore I just find this shit ridiculous and retarded like what I don't get is how do
[44:51 - 44:58] you think that you're affecting me when you're ultimately the ones that look like idiots
[44:58 - 45:05] when you troll people? like dude you're just making yourself look stupid you ain't making
[45:05 - 45:33] me look bad you're just making yourself look dumb
[45:33 - 45:38] man but with that being said y'all I'm not the bounce I will be doing some really cool
[45:38 - 45:47] gameplay footage here later on today so yeah with that being said man I'll catch you guys
[45:47 - 45:55] later I do hope you guys enjoyed this trolling man I know I did I love trolling these guys
[45:55 - 46:01] but with that being said y'all I will catch you guys later on man I'm out y'all peace
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1648' on August 18th, 2024