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2021-5-25 Crew 2 Insane Stunt courses


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on January 16th, 2023
Original upload date: May 25th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:19] What up y'all it's your boy. I figured out popping on y'all, let y'all see what I'm doing with some crew 2 and I'm on wheel today, so let's do it.
[0:19 - 0:35] That looks like we are driving the monster truck today, so let's get in there.
[0:35 - 0:43] This shit is about to be, yeah this is about to be fucking curdling.
[0:43 - 1:01] The thing I got now is, yeah this isn't going to be crazy at all.
[1:01 - 1:10] Oh shit, how am I going to do that? I don't know, I don't care but I'm good.
[1:10 - 1:27] Oh great, giant wall of death here I come. Oh shit.
[1:27 - 1:49] I don't know how I'm going to do that, oh shit. Yeah this is not at all gut wrenching.
[1:49 - 1:59] You know when they say you're going to hell, this is what I envisioned. A fucking course that's meant to fuck your life up in more ways than you can freaking count.
[1:59 - 2:20] Oh shit.
[2:20 - 2:30] Um, hello crazy ramp up doom. Hey come to fuck my ass today.
[2:30 - 2:47] No apparently not, man we're good. You let me live another day, I am happy. Thank you for not allowing me to die.
[2:47 - 2:55] You know this is not a too good day at the office, you know driving up brands.
[2:55 - 2:59] Fucking up my car in more ways than I can freaking count.
[2:59 - 3:04] Doing more 360's and freaking Tony Hawk.
[3:04 - 3:16] You know just another day at the office, just another day at the office ladies and gentlemen.
[3:16 - 3:29] Going around the tree of death.
[3:29 - 3:37] And go down the cliffs of even more death that wants to murder me.
[3:37 - 3:49] Perhaps it could sell murder. Both of these nice little blocks and go to the spine corrupting ramp that is my doom.
[3:49 - 3:52] Oh, this is gonna be good.
[3:52 - 3:57] Go three button.
[3:57 - 4:05] Tunnel.
[4:05 - 4:23] Oh, that worked out well.
[4:23 - 4:28] How the hell do y'all expect me to get out?
[4:28 - 4:30] I see.
[4:30 - 4:37] Hey this ain't so bad.
[4:37 - 4:49] And we completely failed.
[4:49 - 4:58] Well that was my doom right there for you guys.
[4:58 - 5:10] And yes we guys are the freaking rock star of our crazy insanely oversized monster truck tires.
[5:10 - 5:13] Oh I'm dead.
[5:13 - 5:16] Please no more death.
[5:16 - 5:25] Hey, nope.
[5:25 - 5:28] Oh, let's hit the crazy.
[5:28 - 5:34] Rive of doom oh shit.
[5:34 - 5:38] No, I'm just like, I'm just a normal guy who's hoping and praying not to die.
[5:38 - 5:41] That's what I am.
[5:41 - 5:44] I'm hoping and praying that I lived through this.
[5:44 - 5:49] And actually make the time that I need to make on this.
[5:49 - 5:52] That's all I am.
[5:52 - 6:06] Your simple human being trying not to die on an insanely crazy road course that is built to literally destroy my very being.
[6:06 - 6:19] So yeah, you tell me how your life goes, if you're on a course that literally wants to destroy you.
[6:19 - 6:23] I swear to God they made this course just to destroy me.
[6:23 - 6:36] Good thing I got the boost.
[6:36 - 6:43] All right, so that went well.
[6:43 - 6:51] Oh my god.
[6:51 - 7:09] Oh my god, it's a rebel to do a toniac seven point go up the wall that is my deal.
[7:09 - 7:13] Go up the other wall.
[7:13 - 7:24] Do a reverse drop off.
[7:24 - 7:34] Spin around come down and we're good.
[7:34 - 7:38] Go out this crazy ramp and then right here.
[7:38 - 7:41] Go off the coast of death.
[7:41 - 7:52] The ramp that wants to kill me along with the cliff is right there. So that was nice.
[7:52 - 8:05] Go through the ass coaching tunnels.
[8:05 - 8:24] Another 360 off of this land that
[8:24 - 8:34] we're good, we're good.
[8:34 - 8:38] Yeah, what do you think I'm doing.
[8:38 - 8:59] Go through the head inducing spiral tunnel.
[8:59 - 9:07] Oh, there got it.
[9:07 - 9:12] I think we got it.
[9:12 - 9:25] Ah, now we're one second off one second.
[9:25 - 9:29] Man, they do not make this easy.
[9:29 - 9:58] Oh my god, this is gonna be headache inducing.
[9:58 - 10:16] Don't know what happened there. Where even am I.
[10:16 - 10:19] I am right here. Get off the cliff please.
[10:19 - 10:32] I go with ours. Thank you.
[10:32 - 10:40] God, I thought doing rally courses were hard. This is like literally.
[10:40 - 10:46] Imagine your worst nightmare with a car course. And this is it.
[10:46 - 10:50] This is what you get.
[10:50 - 11:19] And insanely hard horse that teases you with a finish that you can all but get.
[11:19 - 11:29] How the hell I landed on that.
[11:29 - 11:42] Where are you in.
[11:42 - 12:03] Yeah, you think.
[12:03 - 12:09] Yes, yes I am I get sir.
[12:09 - 12:14] The Tony Hawk 900.
[12:14 - 12:32] Again.
[12:32 - 12:45] We have completed the course now question is can we get to the finish and on.
[12:45 - 13:14] Punching down.
[13:14 - 13:35] And boost.
[13:35 - 13:43] You're getting so close man.
[13:43 - 13:56] You're not making this easy by any fucking means.
[13:56 - 14:17] Yes.
[14:17 - 14:32] Oh,
[14:32 - 14:54] I hate those things around this wall.
[14:54 - 15:02] Yeah, we're good.
[15:02 - 15:08] You guys are wondering what hell looks like. Well, this is it.
[15:08 - 15:13] Your own personal hell.
[15:13 - 15:42] You're going to be here for a long time.
[15:42 - 16:11] Okay.
[16:11 - 16:40] Thank you.
[16:40 - 17:00] One minute.
[17:00 - 17:29] Then once in a time.
[17:29 - 17:57] Okay.
[17:57 - 18:15] Cross the finish.
[18:15 - 18:32] We're going to do a totally different one.
[18:32 - 18:42] Now you see what my nightmares are.
[18:42 - 18:51] This is what nightmares look like people.
[18:51 - 19:16] Let's get rich one.
[19:16 - 19:22] Let's go with the next headache inducing course.
[19:22 - 19:25] And it's monster truck.
[19:25 - 19:39] Screw you monster truck, not doing you.
[19:39 - 19:47] Oh my son. Let's go to his life center. Hopefully there's no airplane the wall because I'll probably end up crashing and burning and die.
[19:47 - 20:16] I'm going to go to my own.
[20:16 - 20:45] Oh my God.
[20:45 - 21:11] I am literally using both the controller and the photos right now.
[21:11 - 21:40] Oh, that was sketchy.
[21:40 - 21:56] Got it.
[21:56 - 22:01] Yeah, that wasn't all insane.
[22:01 - 22:08] Shit.
[22:08 - 22:37] Hey, what's up.
[22:37 - 23:06] Oh, yeah, that was a good way to fail.
[23:06 - 24:03] Oh, yeah.
[24:03 - 24:29] Oh, that was not fun.
[24:29 - 24:34] I think we're going to do a nice little rally cross course.
[24:34 - 24:40] Kind of one thing's down a bit here.
[24:40 - 24:44] Oh, we got the four piece to one of my personal favorites.
[24:44 - 24:51] Oh, well, once again, we have the Fiesta 9/11.
[24:51 - 24:53] That's quite unfortunate.
[24:53 - 24:54] That's a cool one.
[24:54 - 24:59] Another Focus RS, personal favorite. Or we got down charger.
[24:59 - 25:17] Bug it. We're going for Fiesta.
[25:17 - 25:32] Finally.
[25:32 - 25:37] Oh, yeah.
[25:37 - 25:44] That's all right.
[25:44 - 25:52] Yeah, that just went to hell in a hand basket.
[25:52 - 25:55] Yeah, that's real good.
[25:55 - 26:03] That just went to hell in a hand basket real quick.
[26:03 - 26:29] And if anybody wants to take any of the funny shit that I say in this stream and make it into a video, by all means, go for it.
[26:29 - 26:43] Great. Just for anything that can get any worse, it gets foggy.
[26:43 - 26:50] I think so bad.
[26:50 - 27:00] This is like a regular rally course.
[27:00 - 27:06] And an entire pack of wild color people behind us.
[27:06 - 27:17] Well, one now in front of us.
[27:17 - 27:20] Oh, wait.
[27:20 - 27:38] I don't understand, check one.
[27:38 - 27:57] Ow.
[27:57 - 28:26] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[28:26 - 28:47] Maybe I shouldn't have been all our money.
[28:47 - 28:55] Yeah, you probably shouldn't have.
[28:55 - 29:24] Oh, you know, just enjoying the view of my attending doom.
[29:24 - 29:45] Oh, now I know where the handbrake is all the way around my thumb can't reach it.
[29:45 - 30:14] We're not out of this yet.
[30:14 - 30:41] And I got this man is doing.
[30:41 - 30:47] Let's hear it.
[30:47 - 30:52] We're going to focus on this one. So this four wheel drive, we're using it.
[30:52 - 30:59] Because the other one I believe this front wheel, this one is actually all wheel drive.
[30:59 - 31:17] Okay.
[31:17 - 31:26] Everybody.
[31:26 - 31:43] And where are you going?
[31:43 - 31:49] And I spoke too soon.
[31:49 - 31:55] Yeah, I would, if these idiots could knock me off the fucking ledge.
[31:55 - 32:14] I can't be able to do that if I can knock off the ledge.
[32:14 - 32:19] You know, I've had less trouble with road courses than I've had with this.
[32:19 - 32:30] I had way less trouble when I was breaking in Buffalo. Are you serious?
[32:30 - 32:48] I hope I didn't just hit that box.
[32:48 - 33:13] And you thought you were going to get away.
[33:13 - 33:42] That's true.
[33:42 - 33:51] Oh, oh shit.
[33:51 - 33:53] I just can block that shit.
[33:53 - 34:01] I'm sure you get a 10 block right there.
[34:01 - 34:14] And I just can block the shit I like.
[34:14 - 34:29] I'm holding behind and dude, I'm in the last freaking place.
[34:29 - 34:35] Man, they really, they really want to annoy me with this shit, don't they?
[34:35 - 34:44] They really want to annoy me with this course.
[34:44 - 34:46] So you know what?
[34:46 - 34:49] Fuck it. We're going to do a drag race.
[34:49 - 34:51] Fuck it.
[34:51 - 34:55] We're doing a drag race.
[34:55 - 35:02] Since Satan does not want to let me win.
[35:02 - 35:07] Hold up a rally rate. Let's go.
[35:07 - 35:24] And then I'll be the same cause I just did.
[35:24 - 35:27] Oh no, totally different. Let's go.
[35:27 - 35:31] What colors do I have that I can use?
[35:31 - 35:33] Man, the aerial nomad. No, thank you.
[35:33 - 35:39] Don't let the aerial nomad cause the camera is like right there at the door.
[35:39 - 35:49] Oh, I'm really thinking on using.
[35:49 - 36:06] Let's see my first one favorite.
[36:06 - 36:35] No idea.
[36:35 - 37:03] No, no, no, no, no.
[37:03 - 37:32] Fuck it.
[37:32 - 37:35] Oh yeah, definitely more than you.
[37:35 - 37:38] Yeah.
[37:38 - 38:07] Well, I guess.
[38:07 - 38:16] I'll board her off which way we got here.
[38:16 - 38:18] I think about that for a minute.
[38:18 - 38:19] I was like, which way am I going here?
[38:19 - 38:25] And then I remember it.
[38:25 - 38:28] Yeah, we're into this joy isn't the ramp a doom.
[38:28 - 38:35] Thank you.
[38:35 - 38:38] That one almost didn't run for doom.
[38:38 - 39:00] They're not quite.
[39:00 - 39:04] Hold my head and check that guy's face.
[39:04 - 39:05] Can I help my kid?
[39:05 - 39:07] No, he's fine.
[39:07 - 39:08] That panel was.
[39:08 - 39:13] That'll buff out.
[39:13 - 39:18] That'll buff out about two million dollars worth of paint.
[39:18 - 39:21] Oh my god.
[39:21 - 39:33] Oh, this just got insane my heart.
[39:33 - 39:35] Is this your is this your intention game?
[39:35 - 39:38] Is this your intention to align me?
[39:38 - 39:42] Give me from where I'm going.
[39:42 - 39:54] Oh, we're good.
[39:54 - 39:59] I swear to god this game has a disdain torture for me.
[39:59 - 40:02] I swear to god this game has like a vendetta against me
[40:02 - 40:31] I guess it was this game was specifically made the torture name.
[40:31 - 41:00] Yeah, that wasn't so bad.
[41:00 - 41:07] Really, really.
[41:07 - 41:14] I don't get stopped by anything.
[41:14 - 41:18] Oh my god.
[41:18 - 41:20] Greg I'm behind the objective now.
[41:20 - 41:33] All right, though.
[41:33 - 41:39] Oh, I made it.
[41:39 - 41:46] Oh, wait, how did I not make that.
[41:46 - 41:55] Did I not make that.
[41:55 - 42:03] That's okay.
[42:03 - 42:09] That's got 98 on it for performance level 73.
[42:09 - 42:11] Yes girl, we're going there plus truck.
[42:11 - 42:28] Fuck it.
[42:28 - 42:31] Trying to stop me now sucker mom van.
[42:31 - 42:55] I don't think so.
[42:55 - 43:01] Oh dear god lucky.
[43:01 - 43:06] You're like I didn't turn you into Vince me.
[43:06 - 43:12] You're lucky you're asked that become venison just then dear.
[43:12 - 43:16] Oh we're good we're good.
[43:16 - 43:37] And we're actually quite far ahead of the objective.
[43:37 - 43:39] Oh my god.
[43:39 - 43:45] I should have bounced backwards.
[43:45 - 43:56] What the heck. I already started watching this game.
[43:56 - 44:18] That is weird. That is not supposed to do that.
[44:18 - 44:47] That was not supposed to do that actually.
[44:47 - 45:28] Oh, okay.
[45:28 - 45:47] So I threw that into a sideways jump drift is beyond me.
[45:47 - 46:07] Screw that we're going around.
[46:07 - 46:14] And I'm getting that road course on route on their relative when always be here than this.
[46:14 - 46:21] I know for real it actually is.
[46:21 - 46:25] Oh god no more. Thank God no soccer mom man.
[46:25 - 46:31] We're good.
[46:31 - 46:53] Oh shit.
[46:53 - 47:05] Oh crew.
[47:05 - 47:18] Sorry I was not trying to hit Bami's mom there for a minute.
[47:18 - 47:22] Oh dear god.
[47:22 - 47:37] Oh yes that's it there is that shit.
[47:37 - 47:49] Oh my god.
[47:49 - 48:08] Are we doing just Dominic Toretto that shit.
[48:08 - 48:12] Dude how did we not get it.
[48:12 - 48:35] Still money in our pockets though.
[48:35 - 48:39] This don't money in our pockets.
[48:39 - 48:53] Yo Carrie what's up.
[48:53 - 48:58] Yo do I actually get this car.
[48:58 - 49:27] I actually get to drive this let's go.
[49:27 - 49:31] Dude I ran this course I could do that.
[49:31 - 49:36] Let's go dude.
[49:36 - 49:41] I don't know why that just all of a sudden makes you want to take a freaking trip back down the border.
[49:41 - 49:56] Don't know why but it just makes me want to cruise the coast again.
[49:56 - 50:13] Oh yeah that really worked out well.
[50:13 - 50:42] Nothing to say to you is keep working your magic.
[50:42 - 51:01] Oh man.
[51:01 - 51:29] You can squeeze in tires in a row.
[51:29 - 51:46] Oh.
[51:46 - 52:09] Oh missed it.
[52:09 - 52:37] There's no way I'm catching these guys on the plate.
[52:37 - 53:06] Oh.
[53:06 - 53:19] Oh come on I'm catching them and I'm not catching them.
[53:19 - 53:24] Oh wait nevermind.
[53:24 - 53:27] And I'm not catching them.
[53:27 - 53:33] Damn.
[53:33 - 53:39] Wow months get rid of this IP 2 guy.
[53:39 - 53:45] Seriously get rid of that IP 2 guy y'all.
[53:45 - 54:07] And if I want to get on in this shit I do too y'all can suck my dick too bitch.
[54:07 - 54:35] Oh you're smart.
[54:36 - 54:57] Oh.
[54:57 - 55:15] That was good doesn't it.
[55:15 - 55:44] They're going straight right here.
[55:44 - 55:49] Oh really you want to play that game sir.
[55:49 - 55:58] All right then.
[55:58 - 56:27] We can play that game.
[56:27 - 56:56] They told you I could play that game.
[56:56 - 57:16] Oh shit sketchy.
[57:16 - 57:45] Where are we there for a minute.
[57:45 - 58:14] Tell me I'm being forced to race against a bunch of fucking hypercars.
[58:14 - 58:37] Got it.
[58:37 - 59:06] Yeah that was easy shit.
[59:06 - 59:30] Oh my god.
[59:30 - 59:59] Hell yeah let's go.
[59:59 - 60:25] Oh.
[60:25 - 60:38] Let's have the salt flats.
[60:38 - 60:47] Get one final race here on the salt flats and then we're going to bounce on over.
[60:47 - 61:15] Please be the librarian. Yes thank you the librarian.
[61:15 - 61:43] Oh damn we're flying.
[61:43 - 62:12] That was bad I was going a few seconds off that's not bad.
[62:12 - 62:29] This isn't that.
[62:29 - 62:32] That's times.
[62:32 - 62:35] Now speed 328 damn.
[62:35 - 62:56] That is fucking fast.
[62:56 - 63:22] And we hit a wheelie bro.
[63:22 - 63:27] That wasn't bad.
[63:27 - 63:56] Damn we got a lot from that.
[63:56 - 64:25] Let's see how fast we can push this by.
[64:25 - 64:53] Okay.
[64:53 - 65:17] Damn we told that three two damn.
[65:17 - 65:20] That is quick.
[65:20 - 65:42] Well that means that I'm about to bounce a bump here and set up for a recording session a bit so I'll catch y'all later I hope you guys are new don't forget to hit that like that subscribe button and that notification bell all down below and also don't forget to check out my shop right here in the comments.
[65:42 - 65:52] I'll catch you guys later and nope I have the way to go so peace.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1571' on August 18th, 2024