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2021-4-2 FH4 & Chill


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on January 13th, 2023
Original upload date: April 2nd, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:15] Whatt's up, y'all? It's your boy, we are back on the channel Forte.
[0:15 - 0:22] We're sun to break down now, not in a while, whatcha some boards are horizin' for, man? I'm super stoked.
[0:22 - 0:45] We are on wheel for today, man. Which I'm super stoked for, we are on wheel with the PXN 31,000 width.
[0:45 - 0:51] The Schwenn Hypergrip Racing Gloves, man. Super stoked to be here doing this, man.
[0:51 - 1:03] We're about to tear it up.
[1:03 - 1:09] Alright, so we got 50% of the spring done.
[1:09 - 1:24] I already got both of the backstage passes, which is pretty dope. Thanks, girl. What's good? How you doing?
[1:24 - 1:30] Now, I also did actually buy the LEGO Speed Champions DLC, which I'm super glad I did.
[1:30 - 1:38] Bro, if you've not checked out the LEGO Speed Champions DLC, definitely do them, man. It's definitely worth a grab.
[1:38 - 1:42] It's only like literally, like, $17.
[1:42 - 1:53] Ooh, damn, this Maserati wants to get sideways.
[1:53 - 2:00] Oh, yep. Oh, I got seven, man. This thing wants to get rowdy.
[2:00 - 2:05] So, we're about to switch it over real quick, man, because that thing wants to get too rowdy.
[2:05 - 2:10] That thing just wants to sit there and do fucking donuts all day.
[2:10 - 2:20] Shit.
[2:20 - 2:23] You know what, man? We got to go with her, baby, man.
[2:23 - 2:32] Actually not, you know what?
[2:32 - 2:36] Let's go with one of my personal affairs, man. The Golf R, man.
[2:36 - 2:39] Definitely a good car to drive it in this kind of terrain.
[2:39 - 2:45] I absolutely love the Golf R, dude. One of my favorites.
[2:45 - 2:49] Yo, got rich. What's goody, bro?
[2:49 - 2:54] How you doing, man?
[2:54 - 3:07] Yeah, see? There we go. Now we're moving properly.
[3:07 - 3:11] Ooh, hold up. We got a dread zone right here.
[3:11 - 3:20] Should I go for it?
[3:20 - 3:26] Man, why the hell not? Let's go.
[3:26 - 3:38] Might not be the best, Ron, because I'm using a rally car.
[3:38 - 3:49] Not doing too bad, though.
[3:49 - 3:52] Oh, yeah.
[3:52 - 4:05] And that's why I never use a strict rally on an off-road drift course, man.
[4:05 - 4:20] It's good for some zones, but that one, forget about it, man.
[4:20 - 4:24] Oh, shit. We got a danger sign. Let's go.
[4:24 - 4:31] Ooh, just probably missed that tree. What did we get?
[4:31 - 4:38] Yo, I wonder what the top jump that is. And we just hit the top 9%. That's dope.
[4:38 - 4:46] Let's go. Ooh, the Pagani's on the FV. Shit.
[4:46 - 4:51] All right.
[4:51 - 4:54] Let's see what races we can get into that I haven't done yet,
[4:54 - 5:00] because I know there's a few I've not done yet that I definitely need to get into.
[5:00 - 5:10] So let's see what we got. Wait, what?
[5:10 - 5:18] You know, let's take a little drive down here to the beach view cross country.
[5:18 - 5:24] But I'm like, we're not going to do it in a slow ass rally car, man.
[5:24 - 5:35] No, no, no, no, no, no. Here's only one way to go down there.
[5:35 - 5:48] And that is as fast as possible, man, with the Ferrari 599 XX Evo, man.
[5:48 - 6:05] I know we got to go down there super speed style, man. Let's go.
[6:05 - 6:16] Yeah, this thing just hauls ass. It feels good though. Oh, sorry about your car, sir.
[6:16 - 6:21] That'll buff out. I'm pretty sure that'll buff out.
[6:21 - 6:28] You know, just get some color-coded paint, some primer, maybe wash it up a bit.
[6:28 - 6:38] It should, it'll come out. You'll be fine.
[6:38 - 6:42] Oh, damn.
[6:42 - 6:49] Yeah, this thing all goes, oh, thank God. Thank God that guy was ghost.
[6:49 - 6:54] Otherwise, we would have been done.
[6:54 - 7:03] All right, now they're turning a lot.
[7:03 - 7:28] Excuse me.
[7:28 - 7:33] Kind of got away from it, but we're good. We are totally good, man.
[7:33 - 7:44] You didn't get away from this that bad.
[7:44 - 7:54] Don't mind if I do.
[7:54 - 7:59] Man, that was a gate.
[7:59 - 8:02] Yeah, why not?
[8:02 - 8:06] Still a little scenic running.
[8:06 - 8:10] Still a little scenic off road.
[8:10 - 8:12] Have a little fun, you know?
[8:12 - 8:15] Still a little scenic off road.
[8:15 - 8:25] Oh, that's a buzz.
[8:25 - 8:29] Fuck it, we're sending it.
[8:29 - 8:51] Screw it.
[8:51 - 8:58] Ooh, what car's we got here? We got the small more on one, that graph shot, Jerome and Atwood.
[8:58 - 9:03] We got the class 10 race car, another one, that graph.
[9:03 - 9:11] Ooh, what car do I want to use, man? Because all these are very good cars.
[9:11 - 9:23] Not using that, the Raptor is not a good car.
[9:23 - 9:29] I think we're going to go with the axle motive. The axle motive is definitely a favorite of mine.
[9:29 - 9:42] I actually use that in a lot of my off-road races.
[9:42 - 9:45] Yo, I heard Outriders was good.
[9:45 - 10:11] I do plan on picking that up, too, because I heard Outriders is actually very good.
[10:11 - 10:16] Shit's about to get rowdy, boys.
[10:16 - 10:30] Coming through. Yo, out of the way, man.
[10:30 - 10:39] I heard axle motive was actually ever hurt. Not axle motive. What I'm saying, broken Outriders was actually a really good game.
[10:39 - 10:49] Oh, shit. Catching some angle there in the water, but we're good.
[10:49 - 10:56] Come on. What the hell? How did we miss that, bro?
[10:56 - 11:01] Wait, how did we miss that?
[11:01 - 11:09] Oh, there we go. That's why, because I thought my rearview caught it, but my rearview didn't catch it.
[11:09 - 11:29] Also, a shot to my family over at the lion's den, man.
[11:29 - 11:35] A shot to my boy Anthony Burns in the freaking lion's den, man. I fucking love you guys.
[11:35 - 11:40] You guys are awesome, bro, for real.
[11:40 - 11:44] And we're about to go right over. And we just went over to that guy.
[11:44 - 12:12] Just straight up flew over him.
[12:12 - 12:16] Excuse me.
[12:16 - 12:26] Got somewhere to be, and that is first place, bitch.
[12:26 - 12:42] Oh, bro, it took a second by a nose, bro. By a fucking nose, man.
[12:42 - 12:47] What the hell is this doing to a fucking crane, kid?
[12:47 - 12:51] That actually wasn't that. And we got a wheel spin. All right.
[12:51 - 12:56] Let's see what we got in the wheel spin. Come on. Car cash, man. Car cash.
[12:56 - 13:02] This car has like a reseller. Okay, 90K, I'll take that.
[13:02 - 13:14] I'll actually date that. That's 90 grand, man. That's not bad.
[13:14 - 13:20] Now, I do believe that we did.
[13:20 - 13:29] All the races on Great Britain, but I'm not for sure.
[13:29 - 13:32] I always keep forgetting I have to fucking hold it.
[13:32 - 13:38] I keep forgetting that with the X and what if I have to literally hold it in fourth gear for so long
[13:38 - 14:00] and then shift up.
[14:00 - 14:21] Keep this road right here. And that was a sign.
[14:21 - 14:34] I'll park it over here in the garage for a minute and check the thing and make sure I got all the races here.
[14:34 - 14:52] Okay, we did. We got all the races for this one, which I completed all the story modes, which isn't bad, actually. That's not bad.
[14:52 - 15:21] So let's head over to Fortune Island and see what races we can throw down on over there.
[15:21 - 15:28] No, I didn't, actually. I'll have to check that out, but I do appreciate the fan art.
[15:28 - 15:35] Whether it's making fun of me or whatever, I do appreciate the fan art.
[15:35 - 15:43] Hey, how you draw me is how you draw me. I can't judge.
[15:43 - 16:01] How you see me and draw me? Well, hey, that's all on you. We all have our own interpretations of how I look.
[16:01 - 16:18] Say, "Hell, you want to draw me looking like a weird-ass salesman? Hey, that's on you. I can't stop you."
[16:18 - 16:23] That's what art is meant to be, man. It's meant to be interpretation.
[16:23 - 16:28] Whether it's of a person or whoever, it is what it is.
[16:28 - 16:43] Oh, yeah, we always know you got a road race right up ahead here. Okay.
[16:43 - 16:58] And the brakes on this axle motor were actually really good. Let's see what cars we got.
[16:58 - 17:06] All right, let's just do any car, really.
[17:06 - 17:15] Ooh, what car do I want to use for this run? Hmm, the choices, the choices.
[17:15 - 17:20] I have so many cars I can choose from, it's hard to pick.
[17:20 - 17:35] I kind of want to go with one I haven't really driven yet.
[17:35 - 17:44] Where is that hypercar? I'm looking for that certain hypercar that I have.
[17:44 - 17:51] Oh, definitely not that. Ah, here we go, the Taishion. The Taishion speed.
[17:51 - 17:59] Which, if you guys don't know, is literally the world's fastest electric hypercar.
[17:59 - 18:08] So this is going to be super fun.
[18:08 - 18:14] And trust me when I say this thing, it lives up to its name. It's really quick.
[18:14 - 18:24] I cannot lie, this car, it definitely lives up to its name. It's definitely very fast. It's a one-seater.
[18:24 - 18:30] So it's definitely quick.
[18:30 - 18:33] All right, now, I think that's better because I think it might be a two-seater.
[18:33 - 18:39] I think, yeah, it looks like, all right, yeah, so it looks like a jet. They basically threw jet seats in this thing.
[18:39 - 18:44] Because you got the front and then you got the seat right behind it. That's cool.
[18:44 - 18:48] I just now noticed that, that's it.
[18:48 - 18:54] Oh, yeah, I got a rear view right there in the center. That's dope, dude.
[18:54 - 19:04] And we got the Northern Lights going on. Hell, yeah, man. What's up?
[19:04 - 19:09] Really, bro? You're really going to...
[19:09 - 19:13] Oh, shit.
[19:13 - 19:20] I think I should have saved this for a highway drag run.
[19:20 - 19:26] Because I'm literally bouncing off the walls right here. Not good, not good, not good.
[19:26 - 19:32] All right, poof.
[19:32 - 19:38] And we got a cracked windshield. That's not good either.
[19:38 - 19:44] Dude, we are literally bouncing off the walls of this thing.
[19:44 - 19:49] This thing is like legit hard to handle.
[19:49 - 19:57] I'm used to fast cars and shit, but, dude, this thing is wild.
[19:57 - 20:01] Not even going to lie, man, this thing is wicked shit, bro.
[20:01 - 20:03] Excuse me.
[20:03 - 20:22] Yo, that Senate just helped my ass out, bro. Thank you to the McLaren Senate, bro.
[20:22 - 20:24] Yeah, you're not right. You're not wrong, dude.
[20:24 - 20:32] The Ferrari 599 Evo is quick. Oh, shit. Almost ran into, dude.
[20:32 - 20:39] Yo, why am I off-roading this thing so much, man? Shit.
[20:39 - 20:42] Let's see where I fucked up at.
[20:42 - 20:46] Ah, that's why, because that end bank went...
[20:46 - 20:52] Are you fucking serious?
[20:52 - 21:03] Hold up.
[21:03 - 21:06] There we go.
[21:06 - 21:09] Oh, shit, we're drifting it.
[21:09 - 21:21] Not going to lie, man, we just ripped that thing around that corner.
[21:21 - 21:30] All right, you know what?
[21:30 - 21:35] You know what, let's restart this, man, because, dude, this thing is...
[21:35 - 21:40] It's insane, man.
[21:40 - 21:45] People saying this car is too much to handle, they're right.
[21:45 - 21:53] It almost is too much to handle.
[21:53 - 21:57] You giving me this car on the highway? I'm good, but on a close course?
[21:57 - 22:06] Yeah, it's going to be a little bit trickier than that.
[22:06 - 22:11] I'm just hoping Von Gettin' Jr. don't pop up at some point,
[22:11 - 22:24] because probably Von pops up, and, dude, it's game over.
[22:24 - 22:28] Now, no, sir.
[22:28 - 22:33] Yo, how the fuck did that even happen?
[22:33 - 22:43] Like, what happened? I was doing good, next thing I know, some dude rear-ended me, what the fuck?
[22:43 - 22:49] Ah, that little asshole right there, okay, I got you.
[22:49 - 22:53] You ain't rear-ended me this time, sir.
[22:53 - 23:04] You are not wasn't my asshole this time, fuck that.
[23:04 - 23:18] Yeah, you didn't think I knew how to counter-steer, did you, sir?
[23:18 - 23:25] We may have to switch out the car category, man.
[23:25 - 23:31] Because these cars are wild.
[23:31 - 23:36] Like, bro, this thing literally only has one freaking gear.
[23:36 - 23:41] Like, I literally cannot change gears.
[23:41 - 23:49] Like, see, I'm literally hitting the paddle shifter, and there's, like, no other gears.
[23:49 - 24:15] That should tell you how fast this thing actually is.
[24:15 - 24:21] No shit, dude, Pagani's are dope.
[24:21 - 24:24] Dude, I actually got the Pagani, bro, it's actually a good one.
[24:24 - 24:32] Pagani's actually one of my favorite daily drivers on here.
[24:32 - 24:38] You know what?
[24:38 - 24:42] You know, we're about to switch out the category on this.
[24:42 - 24:48] Because, bro, that hypercar is meant, that's meant for, like, a speed trap.
[24:48 - 24:56] Like, for real, this thing is legit meant for a fucking speed trap, not a closed Turkey.
[24:56 - 25:08] Definitely a lot of fun, though.
[25:08 - 25:29] So, man, I literally just put my foot on the gas, and it just takes off like a rocket.
[25:29 - 25:37] That thing is absolutely bananas.
[25:37 - 25:46] I'm thinking about busting out my RX8, which is more of a track tune.
[25:46 - 25:50] Because my RX8 has more of, like, a track vibe to it.
[25:50 - 25:54] And it's definitely one of my more favorite ones to use on track.
[25:54 - 25:59] So, we're about to try to bust that out.
[25:59 - 26:01] Definitely not busting out any of my hoonigans, man.
[26:01 - 26:06] Those things are too wild.
[26:06 - 26:07] I was going to say that, man.
[26:07 - 26:24] They're too fucking wild for that track.
[26:24 - 26:25] Did I seriously pass, though?
[26:25 - 26:29] Yes, I did.
[26:29 - 26:46] I was way all over in the -- I was all over in the Nissan's, and not where I needed to be.
[26:46 - 27:15] Oh, that was my -- bro, that was my job.
[27:15 - 27:36] Oh, shit, we got the legendary Sylvie2k up in this shit.
[27:36 - 27:38] Oh, fuck.
[27:38 - 27:40] Okay.
[27:40 - 27:46] Yeah, I may have to throw traction on for this.
[27:46 - 27:51] Oh, shit, got my homie Jose up in the bitch.
[27:51 - 27:53] All right, I got you, Jose.
[27:53 - 27:54] I got you, homie.
[27:54 - 27:56] I got you, bro.
[27:56 - 28:01] Got my boy Jose, AKA Mr. J. Ha Ha up in this shit.
[28:01 - 28:06] Man, how the fucking hell did I miss that checkpoint?
[28:06 - 28:15] Oh, damn, we're right there.
[28:15 - 28:16] That was the way.
[28:16 - 28:21] No, I'm going to lie.
[28:21 - 28:29] Got a little wall scrape going.
[28:29 - 28:32] Now I see why a lot of drivers have trouble with this course.
[28:32 - 28:52] It's definitely very technical.
[28:52 - 28:58] Dude, this literally makes me want to bust down my drift, but my core bet that I built
[28:58 - 29:02] was drifting and just ripping around.
[29:02 - 29:13] Now, why the fuck am I ripping gears when I should be racing?
[29:13 - 29:20] I thought this thing wants to get fucking sideways.
[29:20 - 29:23] Oh, no, no, no, not today, sir.
[29:23 - 29:29] You ain't pulling that shit on me.
[29:29 - 29:31] Excuse you.
[29:31 - 29:33] All right, asshole.
[29:33 - 29:35] This guy wants to play dirty.
[29:35 - 29:36] How about it?
[29:36 - 29:48] We'll play dirty.
[29:48 - 30:03] This man legit wants to raise dirty right now.
[30:03 - 30:04] That's right.
[30:04 - 30:15] I'll get you.
[30:15 - 30:18] All right, you know what?
[30:18 - 30:19] Fuck this.
[30:19 - 30:23] We're about to do something fun.
[30:23 - 30:25] Fuck the whole race of shit, man.
[30:25 - 30:29] We're about to fucking do a dope ass drift adventure.
[30:29 - 30:34] This shit's about to be away.
[30:34 - 30:36] So, let's head back to the manual.
[30:36 - 30:44] Well, first off, bust down my drift core bet, which I did tune this one myself.
[30:44 - 30:48] Most of the time I use other people's tunes just because it's easier.
[30:48 - 30:59] But this one I did tune myself, and I'm glad I did because this thing is fire.
[30:59 - 31:00] Don't worry about it.
[31:00 - 31:14] I'm glad I do best, man, to fucking rip those gears, boy.
[31:14 - 31:37] And, of course, it had to be raining out.
[31:37 - 31:50] Yo, what car was that guy to drive him because that was sick?
[31:50 - 31:51] Oh, shit.
[31:51 - 31:56] I did not see that corner.
[31:56 - 32:23] Thankfully, we corrected ourselves, even though it wasn't in the fucking grass.
[32:23 - 32:25] Man, that's why I hate the rain, dude.
[32:25 - 32:30] The rain makes it so hard to see on here at night on Fortune Island.
[32:30 - 32:31] It really does, man.
[32:31 - 32:37] It makes it hella hard.
[32:37 - 32:42] So, we're about to travel to the UK, throw down on a drift front.
[32:42 - 32:43] It's about to be away.
[32:43 - 32:51] We're about to do our first-ranked adventure utilizing the wheel for the first time.
[32:51 - 32:55] And I'm not on StreamYard, bro.
[32:55 - 33:24] I'm streaming directly from YouTube, man.
[33:24 - 33:51] Yeah, as far as I know, she's from the UK, but also at the same time, I also don't know
[33:51 - 33:54] how true that is, either.
[33:54 - 34:14] So, she could be from the UK, and I just don't know.
[34:14 - 34:19] Ooh, this thing rips.
[34:19 - 34:23] I like how it holds the drift a lot longer than most, man.
[34:23 - 34:26] I love it.
[34:26 - 34:30] All day reverse entry?
[34:30 - 34:38] Or I'd say reverse entry and stop.
[34:38 - 34:52] Now it's actually away.
[34:52 - 35:12] Going through the walls.
[35:12 - 35:17] Oh, shit.
[35:17 - 35:23] Yeah, I like this view a lot better.
[35:23 - 35:27] Oh, man, that semi-truck fucked me up, dude.
[35:27 - 35:32] Motherfucker.
[35:32 - 35:38] I keep forgetting to ghost traffic vehicles on here whenever you are doing a drift zone
[35:38 - 36:07] or an adventure or whatever.
[36:07 - 36:19] Bro, oh, man, we gotta go near Mrs.
[36:19 - 36:26] Dude, this thing can slide.
[36:26 - 36:28] No, no, do not hit that man.
[36:28 - 36:36] Oh, thank God.
[36:36 - 36:51] That was wild.
[36:51 - 37:01] Excuse me.
[37:01 - 37:05] Yeah, this thing can definitely rip.
[37:05 - 37:12] I gotta get it on a proper course.
[37:12 - 37:38] Oh.
[37:38 - 37:50] Oh, you motherfucker.
[37:50 - 37:52] Hey, Gothic, what's up?
[37:52 - 38:11] Yeah, because I said fuck it. Plus, I had some editing to do for a video anyway.
[38:11 - 38:16] I keep forgetting that fourth gear is not a drift gear.
[38:16 - 38:28] That's the initiation gear.
[38:28 - 38:57] Okay.
[38:57 - 39:12] Alright, you know what, hold up.
[39:12 - 39:41] Y'all want to see quick? You're going to get quick.
[39:41 - 40:06] Alright, y'all want to see a motherfucker quick? I got you.
[40:06 - 40:23] Let's put him right there.
[40:23 - 40:48] Oh, I'll get a phone right where I needed to be actually. Okay.
[40:48 - 41:09] We've only got the slam speed zone.
[41:09 - 41:21] Holy shit, this is fast.
[41:21 - 41:42] I know where I fucked up when I took that corner way too fucking fast.
[41:42 - 41:46] Okay, I see what I need to do.
[41:46 - 42:10] I need to let off the gas right there at that last sign pass.
[42:10 - 42:17] I feel like I can get this. I got it last night.
[42:17 - 42:26] See what I mean, like I can get it. It just, you know.
[42:26 - 42:31] Now we're drifting in over 200 miles an hour. That's fucking great.
[42:31 - 42:44] That's what takes talent though, bro. Oh shit, and we rolled it.
[42:44 - 42:51] Yo guys, y'all need to be nice to strawberry bro, for real.
[42:51 - 43:07] Y'all need to chill the fuck out, for real.
[43:07 - 43:10] Oh no, let me check.
[43:10 - 43:16] Now which one of y'all motherfuckers is running your mouth.
[43:16 - 43:21] Oh wait, okay I know, never on y'all, never on.
[43:21 - 43:31] I know Marty's for all watching this though.
[43:31 - 43:36] So Marty, I'm telling you right now, you need to shut your mouth bro.
[43:36 - 43:45] I told you I don't want your community.
[43:45 - 43:49] Your community is full of fucking bullshit idiots man.
[43:49 - 44:02] Like I told you dog, grow up and get a life, fucking loser.
[44:02 - 44:12] You know, let's do a few drag runs.
[44:12 - 44:18] But why not send Marty.
[44:18 - 44:41] Forget your community man, your community is full of shit.
[44:41 - 45:09] Whoa, whoa.
[45:09 - 45:29] Damn, I was hoping I could squeeze through there.
[45:29 - 45:33] Okay, that's gonna be a tough one to squeeze through.
[45:33 - 45:38] Fuck, I'm gonna have to wall ride this shit, damn it.
[45:38 - 45:47] I was hoping I could wall ride this motherfucker.
[45:47 - 45:53] Hey, wall ride.
[45:53 - 45:57] I'm more like a wall flip.
[45:57 - 46:17] I know, that's pretty cool.
[46:17 - 46:46] Bro,
[46:46 - 46:57] that mini Cooper needs to get the fuck out of the way.
[46:57 - 47:02] So does that one, but that one I just knocked him off the road.
[47:02 - 47:23] Oh, that was sketchy.
[47:23 - 47:27] Fuck yeah, we're sending it.
[47:27 - 47:42] Okay, we got us a drag run here.
[47:42 - 47:58] Alright, so what car, oh bro, I can pretty much use any car I want, okay.
[47:58 - 48:15] Bro, what, how did I get disconnected.
[48:15 - 48:28] What the fuck, dude, I got disconnected, that's some bullshit, let's try that again.
[48:28 - 48:45] Actually, let's try the other drag strip right here.
[48:45 - 49:13] Okay.
[49:13 - 49:31] See if we can get a drag run going here.
[49:31 - 49:41] One before the light, but that's okay.
[49:41 - 49:51] Okay, 223, not bad.
[49:51 - 49:53] What's your defense cards?
[49:53 - 49:59] MC12 last day.
[49:59 - 50:10] I don't see how that's possible, but whatever, whatever bro.
[50:10 - 50:39] Damn we went flying.
[50:39 - 51:36] Okay.
[51:36 - 51:45] Oh, here we go, we got some drivers, let's get it.
[51:45 - 51:51] Let's go, we're about to get this shit.
[51:51 - 52:06] Oh, we can use some of my favorites, let's go, dude.
[52:06 - 52:11] Oh, let's go, bro.
[52:11 - 52:22] I'm gonna smoke these guys if I can get my hands on the right car that I know I have.
[52:22 - 52:24] Do I have the car, do I have the car?
[52:24 - 52:42] No, I don't, shit.
[52:42 - 53:11] Let's try the Chevelle Superstorm.
[53:11 - 53:25] Yo, how the fuck?
[53:25 - 53:32] Yo, is this seriously smoking a goddamn winter bagel?
[53:32 - 53:36] Bro, this guy's blowing me up.
[53:36 - 53:38] That's embarrassing, bro.
[53:38 - 53:42] I got blown by a fucking hippie van.
[53:42 - 53:45] A fucking hippie van, bro.
[53:45 - 53:56] That's embarrassing.
[53:56 - 54:01] Oh my god, dude.
[54:01 - 54:05] I got my ass beat by a dude in a hippie van, that's actually funny.
[54:05 - 54:09] Dude, I honestly cannot be mad at that.
[54:09 - 54:13] I want to be mad because I lost, but I can't.
[54:13 - 54:20] Bro, it's a fucking, it's a hippie van, bro.
[54:20 - 54:38] Why, how are you getting mad about getting smoked by an old school car?
[54:38 - 54:57] I'm not far behind the guy, but man, dude's quick.
[54:57 - 55:18] I cannot be, I can, I want to be mad, but I can't be mad.
[55:18 - 55:36] Especially when it's a dope old school car like that, for real.
[55:36 - 55:42] How can you be mad at getting beat by an old school car?
[55:42 - 55:59] You can't.
[55:59 - 56:25] Bro, if I had a little more time, I probably would have blown this guy.
[56:25 - 56:54] You know how fucked it is. Race clothes are coming off, man.
[56:54 - 57:15] Alright, let's grab the right car this time.
[57:15 - 58:13] One that I know that stands a shot.
[58:13 - 58:19] Bro, what the fuck is dude driving a Hot Wheels car?
[58:19 - 58:30] That man just fucking took off like a rocket.
[58:30 - 58:36] Yo, what the fuck was homie driving?
[58:36 - 58:52] Bro, I'm fucking, oh wait, that's just embarrassing.
[58:52 - 59:14] That is just straight up motherfucking embarrassing.
[59:14 - 59:26] For real, dude, that is embarrassing, bro. I got blown away by a one fucking Cedar fucking McDonald's car.
[59:26 - 59:43] Fuck, man.
[59:43 - 59:54] Yeah, you go in my head, dude. I'm just going to sit here and cruise this one out, bro.
[59:54 - 60:13] Bro, that was embarrassing. I got my ass in there.
[60:14 - 60:42] Okay.
[60:42 - 61:11] Bro, this ain't no fucking drag, right? This is a fucking cruise race.
[61:11 - 61:28] For real, bro.
[61:28 - 61:45] Oh, man. That was literally the worst race I've ever been in.
[61:45 - 62:13] And it's the same guy too.
[62:13 - 62:36] Yeah, fuck that. I'm not racing that dude again, bro. Fuck that.
[62:36 - 62:43] Oh, that is sick. Anyways, yo, I'm about to fucking bounce, man. This shit's getting crazy.
[62:43 - 62:47] I need sleep because I just got done editing a video, so I do need to rest.
[62:47 - 62:55] I'll catch you guys in the morning. Be ready for a dope ass video drop tomorrow for sure. Peace, guys.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1758' on August 18th, 2024