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2021-4-17 Late Night studio session


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on January 15th, 2023
Original upload date: April 17th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:23] Good evening, everybody. All you lovely lovely peoples of the interwebs welcome to studio
[0:23 - 0:32] session number two. I'm currently sitting now watching a music video trying to get some ideas.
[0:32 - 0:53] The end. That's all right. Got to get some ideas done here.
[0:53 - 1:23] How are the vibes of this? This is cool.
[1:23 - 1:47] I'm digging this. Oh, okay. I was not expecting that. That is fire. I was not expecting this.
[1:47 - 2:09] I like the vibe. I like the heavy notes. Oh, that's strong. How did I know that wasn't
[2:09 - 2:25] real? Yo, that face is wicked.
[2:25 - 2:53] Oh, that's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's
[2:53 - 2:55] so cool.
[2:55 - 3:23] Yeah, that's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's
[3:23 - 3:41] so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool.
[3:41 - 4:09] Oh, that's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's
[4:09 - 4:11] so cool.
[4:11 - 4:39] Oh, that's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's so cool. That's
[4:39 - 4:41] so cool.
[4:41 - 4:55] That's so cool.
[4:55 - 4:57] Oh, wow.
[4:57 - 5:19] That's so cool.
[5:19 - 5:33] That's not even a lot more. It gets more ideas.
[5:33 - 5:43] There was a video a long time ago that I remember seeing by then that was super cool. See if
[5:43 - 5:59] I can find it.
[6:00 - 6:28] I think this is it right here.
[6:28 - 13:02] Yeah, this is the one.
[13:02 - 13:04] This is really cool.
[13:04 - 13:22] So let's piano roll this.
[13:22 - 13:50] Okay, there we go.
[13:50 - 14:19] All right, so let's get rid of.
[14:19 - 14:48] So I do want this in here because I do like how that sounds.
[14:48 - 15:17] Okay.
[15:17 - 15:45] Now let's turn this to the feedback so there's a little bit.
[15:45 - 16:14] Okay, so let's put all these on for.
[16:14 - 18:34] Okay.
[18:34 - 18:43] All right, now that we got that, let's go into.
[18:43 - 18:46] Not that.
[18:46 - 18:50] Manage plugins, here we go.
[18:50 - 18:57] You know, while we're on the subject of me doing music and jumping back in again.
[18:57 - 19:02] I do want to say something that Eric Bitch ass struggle up.
[19:02 - 19:13] Like bro you think that you've been living in my shadow for 13 years motherfucker I've been living in yours for 13 years boy.
[19:13 - 19:29] Like literally I have legitimately in your motherfucking shadows and you're just pissed at the fact that I finally said fuck you and got away from your from your fucking one of the fucking Jonathan Davis.
[19:29 - 19:34] Try hard fucking to be a suicide boys bullshit.
[19:34 - 19:51] Like doing your music's fucking garbage.
[19:51 - 19:59] I'm just being fucking honest Eric like you think that everybody knows who you are but dude nobody knows you.
[19:59 - 20:03] If it wasn't for me nobody would know who you are bro.
[20:03 - 20:14] Nobody would know who the fuck you are without me so when you speak to me Eric you better be showing some motherfucking respect you little bitch.
[20:14 - 20:23] Cause if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a damn career.
[20:23 - 20:52] I'm just being fucking honest bro if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a fucking career and you know it.
[20:52 - 21:03] Ooh that sounds dope.
[21:03 - 21:32] That's doing good y'all.
[21:32 - 22:01] I like how that's sitting that's sounding so cool right now.
[22:01 - 22:29] Like that is sounding so dope like I love it.
[22:29 - 22:49] I'm sure the oscillator the oscillator is usually one of my favorite effects.
[22:49 - 23:07] I do fucks with the oscillator of it.
[23:07 - 23:26] There we go that's what I needed that was not the right one so let's get rid of the oscillator.
[23:26 - 23:37] I want to replace the oscillator with the transformer see how that sounds.
[23:37 - 23:43] Oh there we go.
[23:43 - 23:55] That's how I roll on this bitch.
[23:55 - 24:12] Like y'all can hear how the pitch shift goes up and down.
[24:12 - 24:41] That's how I roll.
[24:41 - 25:57] Oh.
[25:57 - 26:25] Here we come.
[26:25 - 26:45] Oh.
[26:45 - 27:03] Alright now let's just do one of these and then we can build off of it.
[27:03 - 28:01] Okay.
[28:01 - 28:07] And see Eric this is the thing man.
[28:07 - 28:14] I'm always doing something even if I'm not doing music I'm always thinking of shit.
[28:14 - 28:21] I'm like you man go back to being a dad here to my wife and your kid.
[28:21 - 28:31] Like for real like you want to sit there run your fucking mouth like a bad ass.
[28:31 - 28:36] But then we all know you ain't shit.
[28:36 - 28:42] So quit running your mouth like a fucking pussy.
[28:42 - 28:57] Why don't you go back to once you go back to putting guard dogs dick in your fucking mouth bitch because you ain't doing shit.
[28:57 - 29:23] So I said why don't you go back to putting a garden junkyard guard bitches dick back in your fucking mouth like a good fuck boy.
[29:23 - 29:31] Like for real and that's all you do and you suck dick and you kiss ass for money dude.
[29:31 - 29:39] And you beg and plead for people to fucking work on it because you know damn well you ain't got talent.
[29:39 - 29:49] Me I stand a shot.
[29:49 - 29:55] Alright let me drag these two stambles in and I'll show you what real music is motherfucker.
[29:55 - 30:03] Like take a listen to this sample.
[30:03 - 30:25] Wrong one.
[30:25 - 30:35] Like here's the sample I made from the ground up.
[30:35 - 31:04] Yo crud what's up, dude.
[31:04 - 31:33] Wait dude, trust me Eric I'm not the guy you want to go to war with bro.
[31:33 - 37:14] I'm not the guy you want to go to war with bro.
[37:14 - 37:24] I'm not going to lie.
[37:25 - 38:38] I'm not the guy you want to go to war with bro.
[38:38 - 38:44] You suck at it.
[38:44 - 38:51] Bro I made a fucking movie score that sounds better than your bullshit.
[38:51 - 38:54] And I half asked this too.
[38:54 - 38:58] This is literally half ass.
[38:58 - 39:02] This is literally just me fucking around.
[39:02 - 39:31] This is me half assing this shit screwing around.
[39:31 - 39:38] This is CJ coming in with them jokes huh?
[39:38 - 39:46] I see you CJ coming in with them jokes.
[39:46 - 39:50] Like bro this is just me fucking half assing this.
[39:50 - 39:55] This isn't even me going hard.
[39:55 - 40:00] This is just me being bored when I made this.
[40:00 - 40:02] I'm literally.
[40:02 - 40:05] I wasn't even trying when I made this.
[40:06 - 40:09] This is just me.
[40:09 - 40:41] This is just me being bored.
[40:41 - 40:44] The ego has landed.
[40:44 - 40:46] What up?
[40:46 - 40:48] What up Simeon?
[40:48 - 40:50] Plain being Eric.
[40:50 - 41:00] You'll never be me bro.
[41:00 - 41:01] So my thing.
[41:01 - 41:03] My advice to you Eric.
[41:03 - 41:05] My advice to you man.
[41:05 - 41:10] Get the fuck out of the music scene because you have no place in it.
[41:10 - 41:12] You really don't.
[41:12 - 41:15] You have no place in the music scene bro.
[41:35 - 41:39] Oh yeah by the way Eric tell your wife.
[41:39 - 41:42] Tell your wife AKA my bitch Dawn.
[41:42 - 41:47] That dinner is on the table over here ready for her ass man.
[41:48 - 42:38] Oh.
[42:39 - 43:08] Oh there we go.
[43:08 - 44:03] All right so let's do like this.
[44:04 - 44:26] Let's do like this.
[44:26 - 49:34] All right so let's do like this.
[49:34 - 49:58] [Music]
[49:58 - 50:02] Now take what I did with that track right there.
[50:02 - 50:06] Take that and watch what I'm about to pull.
[50:06 - 50:08] Let's get rid of that.
[50:08 - 50:13] [Music]
[50:13 - 50:15] Let's go presets.
[50:15 - 50:16] Let's go.
[50:16 - 50:18] [Music]
[50:18 - 50:20] Oh damn it's a zit zone.
[50:20 - 50:21] It's looking heavy.
[50:21 - 50:23] It's looking hurt.
[50:23 - 50:24] Son of a bitch.
[50:24 - 50:26] [Music]
[50:26 - 50:28] Let's go control A.
[50:28 - 50:29] Control C.
[50:29 - 50:31] [Music]
[50:31 - 50:38] Let's go.
[50:38 - 51:54] [Music]
[51:54 - 52:04] Ah there we are. Now all you have to do is just elongate it.
[52:04 - 52:11] Let it in a quick legato.
[52:11 - 52:16] Now.
[52:16 - 52:43] [Music]
[52:43 - 52:50] By the way Kruger I did see what you said man but honestly bro you're full of shit Kruger.
[52:50 - 52:54] You really are man.
[52:54 - 53:04] Like you think you know my story but you don't know shit.
[53:04 - 53:07] You don't know shit Kruger like for real.
[53:07 - 53:13] You don't know my story so my question is as a matter of fact Kruger I'm glad you're here.
[53:13 - 53:16] My question to you is this.
[53:16 - 53:23] What makes you think because you don't know my story you have the right to judge people like me.
[53:23 - 53:34] When you don't know my backstory you don't know what shit's like.
[53:34 - 53:43] Like bro like shit like you can at the end of the day bro you can talk all the shit you want.
[53:43 - 53:49] You can talk all the fucking bullshit you want but that doesn't mean you're right.
[53:49 - 54:07] So Kruger take your fuck shit shove it up your ass and go fuck yourself pussy.
[54:07 - 54:21] [Music]
[54:21 - 54:25] Like Kruger you ain't got this skill homeboy.
[54:25 - 55:04] [Music]
[55:04 - 55:12] Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take that I'm gonna leave that where it's at but I'm gonna do something here.
[55:12 - 55:22] I'm gonna take the citrus throw it into the string section and bring up a violin.
[55:22 - 55:29] Because I know I got one in here. I'm trying to fucking find the damn thing.
[55:29 - 55:48] Wherever it went.
[55:48 - 56:02] Dude this screen is clean like so bad.
[56:02 - 56:20] Let's try this in the last year real quick.
[56:20 - 56:45] [Music]
[56:45 - 57:10] That is not what I wanted. I wonder where these go like this.
[57:10 - 57:39] Ah here we go a violin right here.
[57:39 - 60:37] [Music]
[60:37 - 60:42] All right Ciaran you can't do shit like I do bro.
[60:42 - 60:49] Like dude you don't even know how to fucking like bro you don't even know how to play goddamn instrument.
[60:49 - 60:54] Like dude I grew up as a kid playing fucking piano.
[60:54 - 60:59] Now am I classically trained? No but I had to learn on my own.
[60:59 - 61:02] I learned from teachers when I was in school.
[61:02 - 61:08] I learned from friends family members that know how to play instruments.
[61:08 - 61:12] So I'm classically trained to a certain extent bro.
[61:12 - 61:22] Like Eric you ain't got shit.
[61:22 - 61:31] Now let's see what this pussy motherfucker had to say.
[61:31 - 61:37] Let's see what this punk ass had to say.
[61:37 - 62:06] What the fuck do you spell bitch boys name again? K-U-R-R-K-U-E-G.
[62:06 - 62:21] [Music]
[62:21 - 62:26] Oh this motherfucker.
[62:26 - 62:30] I know this motherfucker.
[62:30 - 62:39] I know this son of a bitch.
[62:39 - 62:50] This stupid motherfucker for real bro? What the fuck man?
[62:50 - 63:00] Excuse the fuck out of me? Nigga I'm 30 goddamn years old bro.
[63:00 - 63:07] Bro what the fuck?
[63:07 - 63:12] Alright so hold up hold up let me stop right here first off bro.
[63:12 - 63:15] We're around the same age homie.
[63:15 - 63:20] I'm 30 years old about to be 31 dude.
[63:20 - 63:24] Like bro.
[63:24 - 63:26] Like come on man.
[63:26 - 63:29] I call you sir because I show respect to people.
[63:29 - 63:31] I show respect to my peers.
[63:31 - 63:33] Not because you're my elder.
[63:33 - 63:36] I show you respect because you're my peer.
[63:36 - 63:39] Not because you're older motherfucker.
[63:39 - 63:42] Get it right.
[63:42 - 63:45] You're calling me sir because I am your elder.
[63:45 - 63:48] Who gives a fuck dude? We're around the same fucking age.
[63:48 - 63:50] You don't goddamn matter bro, grow up.
[63:50 - 63:52] You're just like a little bitch.
[63:52 - 63:55] Oh and I'm a little bitch am I?
[63:55 - 63:59] It says the one who's running his mouth like a coward.
[63:59 - 64:02] Like let's see what this pussy has to say.
[64:02 - 64:04] Come on let's hear his bullshit.
[64:04 - 64:07] I'll give you a couple.
[64:07 - 64:11] What pointers is that? How to be better than you bitch?
[64:11 - 64:15] Couple points for that shit.
[64:15 - 64:18] But I listen to you reek.
[64:18 - 64:20] That butt though man.
[64:20 - 64:22] Bro that butt though.
[64:22 - 64:24] We all got butts motherfucker.
[64:24 - 64:27] And most of them rinked a high fucking hill.
[64:27 - 64:29] Just saying.
[64:29 - 64:32] We all got asses motherfucker and they usually reek.
[64:32 - 64:35] He torched you nine points.
[64:35 - 64:38] And you are so fucking full of shit.
[64:38 - 64:40] How am I full of shit motherfucker?
[64:40 - 64:43] Like for real, how am I full of shit?
[64:43 - 64:46] I have anger issues while you go to the hospital for everything else.
[64:46 - 64:48] So go to the hospital for that.
[64:48 - 64:52] Well let me tell you right now motherfucker.
[64:52 - 64:56] One.
[64:56 - 64:59] Why the fuck would I go to a goddamn hospital?
[64:59 - 65:03] To go to, like bro that's what fucking counseling is for.
[65:03 - 65:06] That's what my music is fucking for.
[65:06 - 65:09] That's what my artwork is for.
[65:09 - 65:16] That's my escape from fucking moronic little bitches like you.
[65:16 - 65:19] So there's that.
[65:19 - 65:22] Just a fungal fury dick.
[65:22 - 65:24] Fungal fury dick bitch.
[65:24 - 65:26] What is this?
[65:26 - 65:28] Says the dude who's sitting in the back of a gun.
[65:28 - 65:30] Like bro look at this guy.
[65:30 - 65:34] This motherfucker's literally sitting in the back of his goddamn car.
[65:34 - 65:36] Or in his fucking vehicle.
[65:36 - 65:38] In the fucking dark.
[65:38 - 65:41] We can barely see your fucking face homie.
[65:41 - 65:48] At least with me you can actually see my fucking face.
[65:48 - 65:57] You know, I have never had a problem entering a woman.
[65:57 - 65:59] Yeah neither have I motherfucker.
[65:59 - 66:03] That's why your wife came over last night.
[66:03 - 66:07] That's why your wife was over here last night sucking on my dick bitch.
[66:07 - 66:11] That's why she was complaining about you.
[66:11 - 66:16] Cause you couldn't keep it up long enough motherfucker.
[66:16 - 66:18] That's why she came to me man.
[66:18 - 66:21] Cause you apparently couldn't keep it up long enough.
[66:21 - 66:23] And let's just face it bro.
[66:23 - 66:25] You kinda suck.
[66:25 - 66:27] Just saying.
[66:27 - 66:31] But apparently you no longer can.
[66:31 - 66:36] Yeah that's not what your wife said last night when I was fucking the living shit out of her.
[66:36 - 66:39] And she was loving it.
[66:39 - 66:44] That's not what your wife was telling me last night.
[66:44 - 66:48] Your wife was sitting there telling me that she fucking loved it homie.
[66:48 - 66:49] Just saying.
[66:49 - 66:51] In the skin and the fungus go back again.
[66:51 - 66:55] You know baby that's what it is.
[66:55 - 66:59] I don't know you tell me.
[66:59 - 67:05] You get a lot of my points you just struck hard on the job thing.
[67:05 - 67:09] No I didn't strike hard on nothing bro.
[67:09 - 67:15] See here's the difference between me and you motherfucker.
[67:15 - 67:20] Here's the difference between me and your piddly fucking ass.
[67:20 - 67:23] Let's cut the light off for a minute.
[67:23 - 67:26] Let's cut this music section for a minute.
[67:26 - 67:28] Let's have a chat about this.
[67:28 - 67:31] Let's have a little chat about this.
[67:31 - 67:35] See I didn't miss nothing.
[67:35 - 67:44] See unlike you I actually have the balls of shit that I want to do.
[67:44 - 67:50] I actually have the balls to actually follow my dreams.
[67:50 - 67:55] I actually have the balls to say fuck working a regular job.
[67:55 - 68:02] And work my way up the ladder to where I can make money off of what I want to do dumbass.
[68:02 - 68:07] Like I'm not like you or all these other mainstream fucking robots.
[68:07 - 68:10] I don't follow by mainstream rules.
[68:10 - 68:13] I don't follow the mainstream crowd.
[68:13 - 68:17] I don't follow the mainstream like a bitch ass sheep.
[68:17 - 68:19] That's you.
[68:19 - 68:20] You're the sheep.
[68:20 - 68:22] Not me motherfucker.
[68:22 - 68:32] Because see I might not be making much money right now but as I said I had reasons before that I was literally not able to do anything.
[68:32 - 68:35] And no offense to Marty but part of it was because of Marty.
[68:35 - 68:41] But now that I'm able to get back into the groove of shit I can start making money motherfucker.
[68:41 - 68:50] Like for real.
[68:50 - 68:57] So why don't you sit the fuck down and shut up.
[68:57 - 68:59] You've got to take care of mom.
[68:59 - 69:01] Well guess what.
[69:01 - 69:04] You stream on and off.
[69:04 - 69:06] You're damn right I do.
[69:06 - 69:09] Because people enjoy it.
[69:09 - 69:12] Ain't nothing wrong with that.
[69:12 - 69:15] 24 hours a day.
[69:15 - 69:19] Correct again because it's part of my job as an entertainer.
[69:19 - 69:22] That's what I fucking do motherfucker.
[69:22 - 69:24] I entertain motherfuckers.
[69:24 - 69:29] So what's your fucking point douche bag.
[69:29 - 69:35] And I haven't seen you help mommy out or be called to help mommy out at all.
[69:35 - 69:37] Yeah.
[69:37 - 69:38] Oh my God.
[69:38 - 69:40] Yeah this guy.
[69:40 - 69:47] This guy probably everybody fucking here has heard her call my name several times you fucking dipstick.
[69:47 - 69:50] Like for real.
[69:50 - 69:51] Bro.
[69:51 - 69:54] Do you not pay attention to my streams.
[69:54 - 69:58] Do you not watch them enough.
[69:58 - 70:02] Like do you not watch my streams enough to.
[70:02 - 70:04] Actually.
[70:04 - 70:09] Pay attention to where I do get called.
[70:09 - 70:15] Do you are you like are you meant like are you death bro like.
[70:15 - 70:19] Can you not hear like.
[70:19 - 70:21] Bro.
[70:21 - 70:25] Oh my God this guy.
[70:25 - 70:28] This fucking moronic idiot.
[70:28 - 70:31] I swear to God.
[70:31 - 70:35] This fucking guy this guy bro.
[70:35 - 70:39] I can't even.
[70:39 - 70:41] And while we're on the subject.
[70:41 - 70:44] Why don't we talk about your shitty ass haircut dude like.
[70:44 - 70:49] What'd you get into getting the fucking fight with a lot more and fucking lose.
[70:49 - 70:56] Or did you get into a fight with your mom's fucking bugs after and you lose all your fucking hair.
[70:56 - 70:58] Just saying bro like.
[70:58 - 71:01] I can hook you up with a barber man.
[71:01 - 71:06] For real like they're downtown I can hook you up if you need one.
[71:06 - 71:12] Other than fucking don't get your fucking.
[71:12 - 71:14] Says the dude.
[71:14 - 71:24] Bro says the dude who came to afford an actual good professional camera bro.
[71:24 - 71:28] Like for real like you like you can't even afford a pro camera.
[71:28 - 71:33] You ain't got a DSLR camera like I got niggas like what the fuck.
[71:33 - 71:37] Like bro you're lighting is shit first off.
[71:37 - 71:44] Your lighting is shitty as fuck you're sitting in your fucking car trying to act tough.
[71:44 - 71:51] When really you're not doing anything you're just talking shit.
[71:51 - 71:54] You're talking shit like every other motherfucker.
[71:54 - 71:59] Like that's all you're doing like bro.
[71:59 - 72:08] Like who even are you like who even are you dude like I've never heard of you before today like.
[72:08 - 72:27] Can somebody tell me who the fuck this moron is because I've never heard of this guy before until tonight like I've never heard of this guy until today.
[72:27 - 72:30] How do you both my heart.
[72:30 - 72:33] How fucking it up son.
[72:33 - 72:37] All right I'm gonna have to yeah I'm gonna have to turn that into a fucking shirt bro.
[72:37 - 72:41] I'm gonna have to turn that into a fucking t-shirt design how fucking it up.
[72:41 - 72:45] I'm gonna have to turn that into a t-shirt thanks for the idea.
[72:45 - 72:48] I'm fucks with that.
[72:48 - 72:56] And why the no offense to my brother Jake but why the fuck do you sound like the older version of my brother Jake right now when you say that shit.
[72:56 - 73:02] You actually sound like my older brother you literally sound like my little brother Jake but older.
[73:02 - 73:06] Well you for real it's crazy.
[73:06 - 73:09] Because it's a fucking joke.
[73:09 - 73:13] Yeah yeah the joke here is you.
[73:13 - 73:15] You're the joke.
[73:15 - 73:20] We all know this bro you're the joke here.
[73:20 - 73:23] And everyone knows it.
[73:23 - 73:30] You think if you if you had any fucking sense you say they're both elderly.
[73:30 - 73:37] Well one yes I do have more sense than obviously you apparently.
[73:37 - 73:42] Like I have way more sense than you by far.
[73:42 - 73:50] Because dude if you had any fucking common sense your ass wouldn't be sitting there making a dumbass video.
[73:50 - 73:53] Like bro grow up.
[73:53 - 73:56] You say that I need to grow up.
[73:56 - 74:03] Who's the one making a fucking video while they're talking about how shitty I am.
[74:03 - 74:11] Like come on dude you say that I need to grow up like dude.
[74:11 - 74:14] You don't see me making any videos on you.
[74:14 - 74:20] Hell I never even heard of your fucking lame ass before today man.
[74:20 - 74:25] Why wouldn't you get the job to support the family.
[74:25 - 74:35] You want to know why motherfucker because of the fucking fact which you literally spoke on earlier.
[74:35 - 74:41] You literally spoke on it fucking earlier you fucking retard.
[74:41 - 74:46] Like for real you legit fucking said it.
[74:46 - 74:51] Like come the fuck on bro you literally fucking said it.
[74:51 - 74:58] It's because I had to be here at the fucking house to help take care of my family you fucking idiot.
[74:58 - 75:01] Like are you dumb.
[75:01 - 75:08] Are you silly once.
[75:08 - 75:12] Like for real bro are you that fucking dumb.
[75:12 - 75:20] Like are you that much of a fucking retard that you can't remember what you just said 10 seconds ago prior.
[75:20 - 75:25] Like.
[75:25 - 75:32] Yo Marty can we can we hook this man up with the dumbest person on YouTube with a year award.
[75:32 - 75:38] I suddenly get this motherfucker a god damn trophy for being the biggest fucking idiot on YouTube.
[75:38 - 75:46] Like give this man a medal a trophy something.
[75:46 - 75:51] For real dude I suddenly get this guy a fucking trophy.
[75:51 - 75:57] For being the dumbest idiot of the year like please this guy needs it.
[75:57 - 76:00] Oh my god this guy.
[76:00 - 76:06] I've met some dumb people before but bro this guy literally takes a fucking cake.
[76:06 - 76:09] Literally this guy takes the cake.
[76:09 - 76:15] So Ed could retire and get some security disability whatever.
[76:15 - 76:27] Here's the thing dumbass he's having knee surgery soon so he won't be able to do shit.
[76:27 - 76:36] But yes he will be getting a form of payment.
[76:36 - 76:42] Like bro.
[76:42 - 76:48] Dude like you don't know the situation bro and this is what I was getting at earlier.
[76:48 - 76:56] If you don't know the situation you got no right to speak on it you fucking moron.
[76:56 - 77:03] That would be like me speaking on your situation when I don't know your situation.
[77:03 - 77:10] I don't know you from fucking Adam or Eve to a goddamn hole in the ground motherfucker.
[77:10 - 77:16] For real I don't know you from fucking even Adam to a goddamn hole in the ground bro.
[77:16 - 77:22] Like who the fuck even are you.
[77:22 - 77:30] If you don't know the situation don't fucking speak on it before you get the facts.
[77:30 - 77:35] Because clearly you ain't got them all.
[77:35 - 77:43] And take care of your mother that would make more sense.
[77:43 - 77:52] Yeah you're right you shutting your mouth and being a complete dick to everyone around you.
[77:52 - 78:03] Like you not being a dick and shutting your mouth and not speaking on shit that you know nothing about would make sense.
[78:03 - 78:06] Then oh well I'm going to do it myself.
[78:06 - 78:10] Now you're not fooling me with your bloods.
[78:10 - 78:14] Motherfucker one it ain't no goddamn bluff kid.
[78:14 - 78:17] It ain't no bluff.
[78:17 - 78:19] Okay.
[78:19 - 78:23] See unlike you I've actually done shit in my life.
[78:23 - 78:32] I've actually made money doing what I love to do before all the bullshit started in the past.
[78:32 - 78:41] And put my life on hold so I had to take care of that shit because it actually affected my real life.
[78:41 - 78:51] So I literally had to put what I was doing on hold to take care of that thing so that I can go back in and do what I need to motherfucking do.
[78:51 - 78:55] So dude nobody's buying your bullshit.
[78:55 - 78:58] I sure as fuck ain't.
[78:58 - 79:05] Like bro get the job to support the family.
[79:05 - 79:09] You lazy to work.
[79:09 - 79:11] Me not being.
[79:11 - 79:16] Bro.
[79:16 - 79:20] I'm too lazy to work right.
[79:20 - 79:24] I'm too lazy to work.
[79:24 - 79:29] How is this too lazy to work motherfucker.
[79:29 - 79:32] How is that too lazy to work.
[79:32 - 79:40] How are all these bags of CDs that I'm still making bank from.
[79:40 - 79:44] And what the fuck just fell.
[79:44 - 79:53] But how is me making money off of all these CDs and this too fucking lazy to work.
[79:53 - 79:59] Obviously I'm doing something you ain't.
[79:59 - 80:07] Oh that's right. I'm not sitting here running my mouth like a bitch. I forgot that's you.
[80:07 - 80:18] So sit the fuck down and shut up motherfucker.
[80:18 - 80:25] God.
[80:25 - 80:33] It don't matter if it's a gold record or not motherfucker I do this shit independently.
[80:33 - 80:37] As an independent artist.
[80:37 - 80:45] So dude.
[80:45 - 80:58] You know this guy man you think you're you know what you're just like a really fucking asshole out there man you think you're a fucking know it all but really you ain't shit.
[80:58 - 81:07] Like you're not shit like like I told you earlier man I don't know you from even though goddamn fucking hole in the ground.
[81:07 - 81:17] I never heard of you before today and just for the record dude I do actually work from time to time I do odd jobs here and there.
[81:17 - 81:34] They might not be all the time and y'all might not see it but they're still odd jobs I still make a little bit of money so try again don't fuck.
[81:34 - 81:45] Speaking on that block that's not a blog that you tell me this whole thing about chasing your dreams and this man you know how many artists work their jobs.
[81:45 - 81:52] Actually nowadays not that many.
[81:52 - 82:08] Most artists nowadays don't do that most artists nowadays actually quit their jobs to focus full time because dude now it is you don't need to fucking work to make money off of music you fucking idiot.
[82:08 - 82:26] You literally dude this is 20 bro this is what I've been saying since day fucking one bro day one you don't need to work a regular job to make money off of music anymore motherfucker you don't need money to make music.
[82:26 - 82:44] Everything is digital now everything is fucking digital literally like matter of fact let me pull up an app right here and I will show you my fucking point.
[82:44 - 82:59] Fuck that.
[82:59 - 83:23] Let me prove my motherfucking point to your ass right here you can release your fucking music digitally which means you can get your shit to major fucking platforms which means you can make a motherfucking money.
[83:23 - 83:29] Yo dude, don't come at me about the music industry dog.
[83:29 - 83:35] Don't come at me about the music industry motherfucker, you're just pissed off stop doing shit that you ain't.
[83:35 - 83:47] And you're mad. You're mad at the fact that I got the balls to do everything digitally I got the balls to do everything from fucking home motherfucker. I don't need to work a regular job to make money off my music.
[83:47 - 84:01] As soon as I'm done with this track and a couple others, yo boys gonna be fucking dropping a brand new fucking album on the Spotify, Google Play, iTunes and guess what, I'm gonna be making that motherfucking bang boy.
[84:01 - 84:05] So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up motherfucker.
[84:05 - 84:19] Like for real just shut up, because this ain't the fucking 50s or the 60s anymore, where you have to work on godly hours and on godly years, just to make your shit happen, dude.
[84:19 - 84:30] Like, you can literally do everything from home nowadays. And this is what I've been preaching since my very first fucking channel, where I started making music.
[84:30 - 84:39] You don't need to work a regular job to make money off of music.
[84:39 - 84:58] All you need is a way to post your music and a way to get your music out there, which is where United Masters comes in, or back when I first figured out how to do it. I was using the app called them use motherfucker.
[84:58 - 85:12] Dude, have you looked up my music under shadow blade? Look up shadow blade. All right. Look up my music. It's on there. I've actually made money from a dumb fuck.
[85:12 - 85:20] Just because I do cover shows don't mean I'm not working on regular shit to idiot. You just don't see it.
[85:20 - 85:24] That's all it is. You just don't see what I'm doing.
[85:24 - 85:36] Not everything I do is put on YouTube or on camera. I work on music outside of the camera. I do shit outside of YouTube, motherfucker.
[85:36 - 85:49] So don't sit there and tell me what I need to do and don't need to do. You know what you need to do? You need to sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up.
[85:49 - 86:01] Go tell your wife to get my motherfucking dinner and to bring her ass fucking over here because obviously you can't keep a woman in bed long enough to even do anything, bro.
[86:01 - 86:08] That's why you suck in bed.
[86:08 - 86:22] That's why your wife was over here last night sucking my damn dick because she fucking loved it because I pleased her way better than you ever could, motherfucker.
[86:22 - 86:37] So watch Sit Your Foreeye fucking half-ass fucking wanna-be-redneck-ass fucking weirdo-ass looking shit down, man.
[86:37 - 86:45] Like, bro, sit your ass down and shut up because here's the thing, man. You don't know shit about the music industry. I do.
[86:45 - 87:00] I've been doing this shit for fucking 13 goddamn years. Yes, I started with nothing. I literally started with a fucking cell phone. A fucking cell phone and tuning me way back in the day.
[87:00 - 87:07] Like shitty beats that I made on the fucking computer back before I actually knew how to make really good fucking music.
[87:07 - 87:26] Now, you fast-forward to today. Everything's digital, dude. Literally, everything is fucking digital. Do you know how many fucking independent artists there are out there that actually make money off of doing this shit independently through apps like United Masters every fucking day?
[87:26 - 87:43] Quite a fucking bit. So don't sit there and tell me what I need to do. You need to sit there, mind your own business, and shut the fuck up because obviously you ain't caught up to the 21st century, son. You ain't caught up to the 21st century, kid.
[87:43 - 87:54] You obviously have no business experience in music. You don't know what the fuck you're even talking about first off.
[87:54 - 88:11] Like, dude, this ain't the fucking '50s or '60s, like I said, man. It's the 21st fucking century. This is 2021, motherfucker. This ain't fucking 2010 or 2001 or 1995 or 1978.
[88:11 - 88:27] This is 2021, motherfucker. Everything's digital. Deal with the times. Stop living in the motherfucking past and catch the fuck up because obviously there's a few things that you're missing on.
[88:27 - 88:38] And then fucking made it because they had to fucking live somewhere. They had to eat, so they worked shitty jobs just to fucking get to that point.
[88:38 - 88:48] And you're right, some artists have. And those are the ones that paved the way for motherfuckers like me.
[88:48 - 89:11] So, bro, like, motherfuckers that did that shit back in the day, I show respect for, man. I show respect for those that did that shit. I show respect for those that came before me that were able to pave that way for artists like me to be able to thrive.
[89:11 - 89:27] So, dude, shut your fucking mouth.
[89:27 - 89:42] 'Cause clearly you don't know anything about the fucking music industry nowadays, dude. Let me tell you, man, I've seen the music industry go from what it was when I was a kid to what it is now.
[89:42 - 89:51] And, dude, everything's changed. Everything is fucking digital. Literally, everything is digital nowadays, dude.
[89:51 - 90:05] If you really wanted to, you could start your own fucking record label on your own or right there from home with a few fucking clicks and an app like United Masters to release your music from.
[90:05 - 90:17] It's not that fucking hard. Hell, fucking BandLab now has it to where you can release and sell your music through them.
[90:17 - 90:25] Like, dude, everything is going digital, man. This ain't the fucking old days. This ain't the fucking fifties or sixties.
[90:25 - 90:38] This ain't the early 2000s where you had to pass out CDs and cassette demos and shit. Everything is digital now. Get with the times, dude. Catch up.
[90:38 - 90:46] For real, bro.
[90:46 - 90:52] Hey, mountain biking's fun, dude. Not gonna lie. I'll fucking love mountain biking.
[90:52 - 90:58] Like, bro, I can't even, bro. This guy is such a fucking joke.
[90:58 - 91:10] Like, bro, I'm not even gonna finish this, man. This dude's such a fucking joke. Like, dude, you are literally a fucking joke.
[91:10 - 91:18] Oh, look. The video's about me. Like, fucking always. Like, no offense to you, Marty.
[91:18 - 91:30] Hey, Marty, no offense to you, bro, but I think Kruger's kind of trying to take your spot, man. Like, literally, this dude literally has videos upon videos about me.
[91:30 - 91:37] Like, I think dude's trying to take what you do, man. Just saying, bro. I think he's trying to take your spot, homie.
[91:37 - 91:51] Like, literally, this man's videos is literally... well, not all of them are, but, like, literally, a good majority of the videos are, like, legit about me.
[91:51 - 92:13] Like, let's see. We got one, two, three, four... oh, I know. That's one, two... three, four, five...
[92:13 - 92:25] Like, literally. Who even are you, bro?
[92:25 - 92:44] Hey, I'm Marty. Why is there a man about you? I'll be careful. It looks like a man trying to take your spot. And who the fuck is Brad Silver? What the fuck? Who the fuck is Brad Silver? Oh, this guy. This guy, okay.
[92:44 - 92:56] I know this clown. I've ran into this guy a few times. This dude's fucking weird. This dude is literally a fucking weirdo.
[92:56 - 93:05] Like, this guy will legit go after me and everyone that he can. And he doesn't just go after me. This guy literally goes after fucking everyone.
[93:05 - 93:15] I've actually seen this guy go after a few people that I actually watch. This dude is fucking weird as fuck.
[93:15 - 93:34] Like, for real. This dude literally is trying to take your job, Marty. Like, I'm literally scrolling through and this guy's literally got video upon video of me. Like, it's actually crazy.
[93:34 - 93:55] Like, bruh. Oh my god, this guy. This fucking guy. Alright, not gonna lie. That boy in Oracle, not a crazy one, that dumbbell. I will give you credit, dude. That was actually creative as fuck.
[93:55 - 94:06] That was actually creative. I fucked with that one. That one was good.
[94:06 - 94:17] No, John. No, it's weird, right? Hold up. Hold up. I gotta see this "No John" video, bro. Hold up. I gotta see this shit.
[94:17 - 94:42] Hold the fucking phone. I gotta see this shit. Hold up. This ought to be good.
[94:42 - 94:53] Oh my god, they threw his voice in there. That's funny.
[94:53 - 95:20] Oh my god, that's what it looks like, man. That is scary. That is actually creepy as fuck, dude.
[95:20 - 95:46] Oh my god, I will give you credit, dude. This is actually good shit.
[95:46 - 95:52] Oh my god, yo, not gonna lie, dude. That was some good shit.
[95:52 - 95:59] Not gonna lie, bro. That's some good shit, man. That's good. That was fucked with that.
[95:59 - 96:18] It's more of a "Oh, you pick the side." It is more of a "You're only that bad, but don't be around that." It's that simple.
[96:18 - 96:40] Not gonna lie, dude. That was some good shit, man. That was good stuff. I cannot lie. That was good.
[96:40 - 96:47] 'Cause let's be honest dude, Mountain John is a bit of a fucking creeper anyway. Let's be fucking honest.
[96:47 - 97:06] That dude's sick in the head and weird as shit. I think we can all agree on that one. The dude is off his fucking rocker a bit.
[97:06 - 97:11] Oh my god, dude.
[97:11 - 97:25] Yo, speaking of which, man, what ever did happen to Mountain John, bro? Did he fucking disappear on the internet or what?
[97:25 - 97:35] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. As soon as I hit the stream, I'm definitely gonna be fucking liking the living shit out of that video 'cause that was good stuff.
[97:35 - 97:44] That was real good stuff, man. How fucked was that? Oh man, that was good, dude. Good work, though. I like that.
[97:44 - 98:04] Dude, anybody that goes out for Mountain John like that, you definitely have my props for fucking sure, man. You definitely have props for me for sure for that. That was good stuff.
[98:04 - 98:23] Oh man, what is that shit? Wait, what? Are you kidding me?
[98:23 - 98:52] The dude did Mountain actually do that? Bro, what the fuck?
[98:52 - 99:21] Yeah, let's see.
[99:21 - 99:43] As a matter of fact, this one's actually going out to Kruger. Let me put a little bit of knowledge into that thick skull of yours, Kruger.
[99:43 - 100:03] This is a prong pack disc. Now these used to be all of the range before the war. And the way they work is there's a disc, and on that disc gets stored, all of the information.
[100:03 - 100:30] A little bit like a phone, except instead of 50 million songs, these CDs usually hold 12. Now you play these compact discs or CDs in a CD player. Let me demonstrate.
[100:30 - 100:51] Oh fuck, fuck the CD.
[100:51 - 101:04] Okay, I'm kidding, but anyone who's been following me for a while knows how I feel about selling music. I mean, I wrote a book about it, but in 2020, how is this selling music?
[101:04 - 101:20] Yesterday, I received a comment on my YouTube video, which was shocking. "Dang it! Can you please do a video or two on how to sell volumes of physical CDs? Nothing else pays for new artists."
[101:20 - 101:38] Thanks. Well, John, how on earth am I supposed to make a video about selling CDs when I don't even own a CD player? But I do think I can, because I do think there is still a market for CDs.
[101:38 - 101:52] Now...
[101:52 - 102:05] Let's see, where's it at here?
[102:05 - 102:19] All Music Remains, all Spotify Pro.
[102:19 - 102:40] I'm planning on a certain video I'm looking for here.
[102:40 - 102:56] Let me explain. Now, as bands and YouTubers, we have all gone down the merch route from T-shirts to hoodies to hats to bottle openers to lifers. And now, CDs do fit into that merch category because CDs are nostalgia.
[102:56 - 103:10] CDs are art. They're part of the convention. Not for the music, but for the merch. But as bands and artists, why do we find it so hard to sell our merch?
[103:10 - 103:19] Well, I can tell you that. It's because we're creatives, we're artists, and we are not usually sales people.
[103:19 - 103:33] Now, let's look up Damien Keyes real quick.
[103:33 - 104:01] No, I don't have anyone.
[104:01 - 104:19] Here we are. He actually mentions a good point in this right here.
[104:19 - 104:29] Learn of opera theme soaps.
[104:29 - 104:40] What's up guys? Damien Keyes here, welcome back to the channel. And today we are going full on geek mode. You heard of Beast Mode? Well, we are going geek mode.
[104:40 - 104:49] But as well as the obvious streaming service platform, there are other places as well. Like, for example, have you ever wondered how to get your music into Instagram?
[104:49 - 104:57] Have you ever wondered how to get your music into TikTok? Well, the aggregators will do that. They all charge different to that money.
[104:57 - 105:05] They all do slightly different things. And therefore, the question of which is the best one is actually not the right question.
[105:05 - 105:21] The right question is, which is the right music distributor for you? Now, I picked for why class as the big.
[105:21 - 105:28] My friend, the point that this dude is literally trying to make you is that everything is literally digital nowadays.
[105:28 - 105:47] Dude, I look like I can legit prove that I actually have music on here from back in 2018.
[105:47 - 106:16] Definitely not on my channel.
[106:17 - 106:35] Right here, my track, "Lock Demon." Which was a major hit with a lot of people. So there's that.
[106:35 - 107:03] And I did that all on this.
[107:03 - 107:30] Now, let's let's look at let's look at more of my music.
[107:30 - 107:37] And if you don't believe me, here's even more proof for your ass that this is my shit.
[107:37 - 107:52] And everyone knows this one. By now, all the fans know this one, obviously. It was like literally one of the first tracks that actually made its way out there.
[107:52 - 108:19] How? I don't know, but it did. And this ain't even one of my best.
[108:19 - 108:30] See, all my music. Now, let's let's play one that's not as popular.
[108:30 - 108:45] Let's do one that's not as popular than how many of that you heard. Obviously, everyone's heard this one.
[108:45 - 109:06] Let's do one of my personal favorites that I actually enjoy all this time.
[109:06 - 109:35] This right here is actually one of my personal favorites off of this album.
[109:35 - 109:45] This is one of my personal favorites off of this album.
[109:45 - 110:11] And this is one of my personal favorites off of this album.
[110:11 - 110:40] Oh, I know. Let's not forget. I actually have a new sound.
[110:40 - 110:56] Then I created the queen.
[110:56 - 111:25] Like, literally, I created a new fucking genre of music for evolution.
[111:25 - 111:43] So, yeah, who are you talking to, bro?
[111:43 - 111:51] What are you guys saying now, dude? What do you guys say now, bitch?
[111:51 - 111:57] I don't hear you saying anything, Krueger. I don't hear you saying anything, Krueger.
[111:57 - 112:04] I really don't, man.
[112:04 - 112:15] I don't, I don't hear you saying anything, Krueger. Same way you juggled 972. So, piss off, dude.
[112:15 - 112:25] Oh, and I wanted to save this announcement for later.
[112:25 - 112:32] I wanted to save this announcement for later, because I wanted to surprise you guys.
[112:32 - 112:43] But your boy ShadowBlaze coming back with some brand new fucking music and a brand new motherfucking album, bitch.
[112:43 - 113:01] So, people like Krueger and juggle 972 better watch the fuck out, because your boy's coming back.
[113:01 - 113:08] So, Krueger, you can piss off, man.
[113:08 - 113:29] And to all my OG fans, I'd say it's time for the Demon King to make a comeback and drop some brand new fucking music on you guys for your dope-ass fucking earholes to listen to.
[113:29 - 113:37] Peace. Be on the lookout for a new album. That's all I gotta say. I'm out, y'all.
[113:37 - 113:41] Hope you guys have a good night or a good morning or afternoon, wherever you guys are around the world.
[113:41 - 113:47] And I'll see you guys later, man. Be safe, be humble, be positive. Peace.
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