2021-3-19 NIce try loser

[0:00 - 0:16] Oh Marty, what am I gonna deal with you? You can't handle the truth and that's sad. That's
[0:16 - 0:22] truly sad that you can't handle the truth. You gotta have your little bitch minions do
[0:22 - 0:30] your porn dirty work for you. Grow up you fucking loser.
[0:30 - 0:51] Oh Marty, I can't fight my own battles. I gotta have my little minions do my dirty
[0:51 - 1:01] work for me because I'm a coward. I'm gonna use people to get what I want. That's how
[1:01 - 1:13] you sound. For real. That's how you fucking sound bro. Come on Marty. Why you gotta
[1:13 - 1:23] stick your trolls on me? Why can't you come get me your fucking selfie you loser ass little bitch?
[1:23 - 1:33] Come and get me yourself. I'm right here. And I'm sure it's fucking hot.
[1:38 - 1:52] All right come on. You want me so bad? Come on. Don't get me. Don't get me like you claim
[1:52 - 2:04] that you can. Because really all you are is a spineless gutless coward who can't stay
[2:04 - 2:14] in his own life. Oh poor Marty so sad you can't stay in his own life. Oh what's the
[2:14 - 2:20] matter Marty? Did me tell you the truth to you about Jamie and how she really felt hurt
[2:20 - 2:33] you? I bet it did. I bet it hurt real bad. Oh don't don't worry. We'll get you some tissues.
[2:33 - 2:40] We'll get you some tissues made out of dog shit and we'll send it to you. Don't worry.
[2:40 - 2:49] We'll give you some dog shit filled tissue and send it to you. And don't worry. We'll even get
[2:49 - 3:02] a plaque that says YouTube or no. World's biggest loser on YouTube. Marty. So if one of you guys
[3:02 - 3:13] could kindly hook Marty up with that that'd be great. Fuck your shit. You think you can hook him
[3:13 - 3:21] up or kale if you're watching this. You think maybe you can hook Marty here up with a plaque
[3:21 - 3:28] of the year for being the world's dumbest asshole. I mean he kind of deserves it.
[3:28 - 3:46] Just saying Marty. I'm just being honest with you. You wanted me to be honest with you right?
[3:46 - 3:53] I mean that's what you wanted. And here I am being honest with you and you can't handle it.
[3:53 - 4:01] And that should make up your mind. Do you want me to lie to you and tell you everything is fine?
[4:01 - 4:07] Or do you want me to tell you the fucking truth and what a piece of shit you really are?
[4:07 - 4:15] I mean you say you want me to tell the truth? Well here I am telling the truth Marty. You're
[4:15 - 4:21] a lying sack of shit. You're a piece of dog shit that deserves to be buried in the ground.
[4:21 - 4:34] You think I'm weak but really Marty? Who's the weak one? Who's the one that has people doing
[4:34 - 4:43] all this dirty work for him? I mean in case you haven't noticed I'm able to fight my own battles.
[4:43 - 5:01] I don't need people to fight my battles for me. That's you bro. Man sometimes I love being me.
[5:01 - 5:20] Yeah it says the one who's a narcissist Marty. We all know you're a narcissist and your egos
[5:20 - 5:29] the size of Mount Rushmore. So like I told you Marty why don't you cut your ego down a notch
[5:29 - 5:39] with that chainsaw that you got hidden in your ass? Come on dude. Why don't you get that stick
[5:39 - 5:48] out of your ass and come get me yourself like you claim you can do. You claim you have a car
[5:48 - 6:01] right? Well if you got a car then you must know my address. In fact I know you know my address. So
[6:01 - 6:13] with that being said why don't you get off your fat lazy fucking ass and come up here and do
[6:13 - 6:23] something. Please get off your ass and do something about it. Instead of hiding behind the computer
[6:23 - 6:44] like the spineless coward that you are and you claim you have my address or a car. So Marty get
[6:44 - 6:51] off your lazy ass and come get me and do something. If you're going to do something stop being a
[6:51 - 7:05] spineless gutless pig and fucking do something. You gutless spineless piece of dog shit coward.
[7:05 - 7:18] Like I said and honestly Marty you know how I feel about saying this but somebody needs to say
[7:18 - 7:30] it. You make Adolf Hitler look like Mother Teresa with the shit that you do. This shit you do makes
[7:30 - 7:40] Adolf Hitler look like a fucking saint. This shit you do makes him look like he's a fucking
[7:40 - 7:48] constant compared to your ass. And if Satan were here right now he'd probably jump out of his seat
[7:48 - 8:18] and fucking bitch slap you because of how stupid you are.
[8:18 - 8:26] Hell nah ain't no way I'm doing a rap song with that fucking loser. I wouldn't touch Marty if I
[8:26 - 8:33] was the last guy and he was the last guy on the face of this earth. If it were just me and him
[8:33 - 8:51] still alive I'd fucking kill myself right there and be like fuck this guy I'm out see you later.
[8:51 - 9:00] That would be me I would literally off myself just to get away from this loser. Yeah I wouldn't
[9:00 - 9:11] touch this guy if I had a fucking hazmat suit on okay. Just the mere sight of him alone would
[9:11 - 9:18] probably fucking kill me. God actually no nevermind I don't want to go blind so yeah.
[9:18 - 9:28] But just saying you know I don't want to end up blind because of an ugly ass motherfucker like
[9:28 - 9:35] Marty is staring at me like I don't want to go blind. All right. I don't want this to turn into
[9:35 - 9:48] fucking what you call it not God of War. Fucking or yeah it is God of War with Medusa. I don't
[9:48 - 9:58] want to turn this stone from looking at an ugly ass bitch like Marty just saying. I mean I know
[9:58 - 10:04] that I'm not the best looking person on the world. Oh admit that I'm not the best looking in the world
[10:04 - 10:11] but man let me tell you I'm a fucking magazine model compared to Marty's ass
[10:12 - 10:19] because at least my body's in fucking shape and I'm not afraid to show it off either. I mean hell
[10:19 - 10:32] y'all seeing how I work out y'all seeing how good of shape I'm in like bro Marty if you need a gym
[10:32 - 10:40] membership I can get you a gym membership to gold gym or planet fitness or whatever gym you need
[10:40 - 10:46] dude let me know I will hook you up you know you might want to go there you know hit the treadmill
[10:46 - 10:52] a bit maybe hit the speed bag a little bit maybe do some push-ups some pull-ups and sit-ups
[10:52 - 10:57] maybe lift some weights maybe then you'd stand the chance of beating my ass
[10:57 - 11:07] but until you do that you're just going to be exactly as you are now a sad lonely loser
[11:08 - 11:16] who's not doing anything with his life because he's a little cry baby because he can't stand
[11:16 - 11:19] the truth that Jamie left him
[11:19 - 11:29] gee Marty I wonder why she left your ass it couldn't be because you're a piece of shit
[11:29 - 11:33] and you treated her like shit
[11:36 - 11:39] I mean what's the matter Marty you can't handle the fact that Jamie was
[11:39 - 11:42] using you the whole time and playing you
[11:42 - 11:50] I mean dude she was toying with your head when she was with you she wasn't really with you
[11:50 - 11:54] she was toying with your head to get money out of you
[11:54 - 12:02] and you just can't handle the truth and I feel bad for you because you can't learn to handle
[12:02 - 12:09] the truth and you're a grown-ass adult I mean I figured common sense would be something that
[12:09 - 12:17] you would have by now Marty I mean you claim to be a grown man but you act like a fucking child
[12:17 - 12:19] when you don't get your way with something
[12:26 - 12:35] and if you don't think I'm not gonna get my way with getting a lawyer and having you thrown
[12:35 - 12:48] behind bars guess again okay because compared to you I'm a fucking godsend on this platform
[12:50 - 13:00] and you want to know why because unlike you I don't make fun of people I try to do good things
[13:00 - 13:08] and help people Marty unlike you who's a Debbie Downer and a negative Nancy 24/7 365
[13:08 - 13:16] all because of the fact that you can't handle the truth when it's told to you
[13:18 - 13:22] well it's about time somebody smacked you with a dose of reality Marty
[13:22 - 13:30] here's what you need to do I'm gonna break it down for you since you want to act like a
[13:30 - 13:38] five-year-old I'm gonna talk like this very slowly so you can understand me
[13:41 - 13:49] you need to get off of youtube click the delete channel button
[13:49 - 13:56] get off of your lazy ass and go get a job
[13:56 - 14:03] and not be on social media
[14:08 - 14:20] come on do I have to talk like this for you to understand me
[14:20 - 14:33] and come on Marty you're a grown-ass adult stop acting like a fucking child
[14:36 - 14:42] because the more you act like a child the more I'm going to treat you like a child
[14:42 - 14:47] okay
[14:47 - 14:54] so I mean if you want me to continue to treat you like the child that you
[14:54 - 15:01] are and that you act like by all means keep doing what you're doing
[15:03 - 15:08] but if you want me to treat you with respect and like a grown adult
[15:08 - 15:12] then stop what you're doing
[15:12 - 15:23] stop with the videos stop with all the lies stop with the high school drama bullshit
[15:27 - 15:40] and get a real fucking life okay because your insecurities show see you say I'm delusional
[15:40 - 15:44] but really Marty who's the delusional one
[15:44 - 15:51] and last time I checked I'm perfectly sane last time I checked I'm fine
[15:55 - 16:05] I'm not the one that needs a therapist or a shrink but you do because you obviously
[16:05 - 16:11] got some issues that you haven't worked out and you kind of need to get those taken care of
[16:11 - 16:20] I mean I can hook you up with like if you need a therapist I mean I can call around your area
[16:20 - 16:27] and try to hook you up pardon me I can try to hook you up I'm just saying like if you need a
[16:27 - 16:37] therapist call me up bro I'll hook you up with a therapist
[16:37 - 17:02] yeah here's the thing I don't need counseling okay
[17:04 - 17:12] what I need is for stupid little assholes like Marty to quit pissing me the fuck off
[17:12 - 17:15] and stay the fuck out of my way
[17:15 - 17:28] because maybe if Marty stayed out of my way I wouldn't get pissed off oh my god what a concept
[17:29 - 17:36] somebody actually not being an asshole oh my god it's a miracle
[17:36 - 17:47] fucking please man y'all trolls are just as bad as he is man y'all say I need counseling
[17:47 - 17:57] bro I don't need counseling I just need motherfuckers like Marty to stop doing dumb shit
[17:57 - 18:05] to piss me off and try to ruin my life my girlfriend's life her job and our careers
[18:05 - 18:12] and what we do for a living I mean if he could do those things if he can do all that and leave
[18:12 - 18:22] us the fuck alone I wouldn't need a counselor cuz I'd be just fine and then I wouldn't have
[18:22 - 18:29] to wake up every two hours wondering what the fuck's going on and my notifications what
[18:29 - 18:37] you need going off at 2 a.m. waking me the fuck up and keeping me up all because Marty said some
[18:37 - 18:49] shit or somebody did some shit on behalf of Marty so yeah there's that oh I guess that Marty
[18:51 - 18:58] you can keep my old coat for yourself because yeah I kind of got a new one
[18:58 - 19:07] right here and it looks honestly 10 times better than what you got bro
[19:11 - 19:23] a matter of fact I'll even throw that note that new coat on
[19:23 - 19:37] see new coat Marty
[19:37 - 19:51] like I said bro you're just mad that I'm more relevant than you are
[19:51 - 19:59] now let me tell you Marty I will always be more relevant than you
[19:59 - 20:05] okay nothing you say
[20:05 - 20:12] and nothing you do will ever make you more relevant than me
[20:12 - 20:25] see I'm way up here I'm way up here living my dreams and doing what I need to do while you're
[20:25 - 20:35] down here hanging on to the past hanging on to my old ass crusty ass half ass torn up fucking
[20:35 - 20:42] jacket from last year and like I told you Marty you can keep that old ass thing I don't fucking
[20:42 - 20:52] need it I got this I got my girl I got my family I got my friends I got my fucking career
[20:52 - 21:03] going for me so damn keep that old ass jacket bro and when you're ready to be a professional
[21:04 - 21:14] and I mean a true professional when it comes to music you call me up because you forget Marty
[21:14 - 21:22] I've actually made sales off my music I actually make a living from my music
[21:22 - 21:28] and before you go and ask know it's none of your business on how much I make
[21:28 - 21:36] just know that I do make a living from what I do hell Dana here can tell you I make a living
[21:36 - 21:47] from what I do hell Dana bought some merch from me earlier today off my official shop
[21:51 - 22:04] seriously ask her she'll tell you so Marty unlike you I actually make money okay
[22:08 - 22:25] I don't sit there and attack people thinking that I'm gonna get away with it
[22:25 - 22:51] I'll trust me Wiccan I do help pay rent okay I do help pay rent
[22:55 - 23:00] matter of fact a majority of that money that I got went towards paying rent
[23:00 - 23:11] a majority of that money that I got today and from the four CDs that are gonna be shipped out
[23:11 - 23:17] here on Monday when the store when the when the UPS place is open again
[23:19 - 23:32] yeah a majority of that money went towards paying rent okay so Wiccan go back to your little
[23:32 - 23:40] bullshit whatever fucking dark asshole from hell you crawled out of
[23:42 - 23:51] shoe shoe go back to your dark pit of hell hole Wiccan go on be a good little bitch go back go
[23:51 - 24:01] back to your little hole just saying go back to your hole go back to your master whoever
[24:06 - 24:13] you already gave her two cents time to go
[24:13 - 24:32] and Marty I find it real funny that you think that just because
[24:33 - 24:40] you do the things you do that makes you a badass when you do doesn't make you a badass
[24:40 - 24:46] you know what that makes you a spineless pussy ass coward
[24:46 - 24:56] yeah it makes you look like a fucking idiot and no one respects you because of what you do
[24:59 - 25:05] matter of fact corpse my boy my brother
[25:05 - 25:11] I'll give you the pleasure of showing our guest
[25:11 - 25:22] Wiccan here to the door to the pits of hell where she needs to go back to
[25:24 - 25:30] so of course if you'd be so kind as to show wiccan to the door
[25:30 - 25:35] please and thank you
[25:47 - 25:57] I, yo I am I am pinning that comment bro hold up I gotta fucking
[25:57 - 26:08] I am pinning that fucking message that is that is legit and I agree with that bro
[26:08 - 26:17] I agree with that corpse 100% my guy I agree with that
[26:17 - 26:27] ain't gonna lie dog I agree with that 100% bro
[26:27 - 26:39] I totally agree with that man
[26:40 - 26:56] bitch I may look like the alien awesome man in black but you look like the freaking sun
[26:56 - 27:05] from wrong turn dude actually no you look like Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees and Chucky
[27:05 - 27:08] all had sex and had a kid
[27:09 - 27:13] which is pretty damn ugly
[27:13 - 27:22] so just saying you might want to put a mask on oh wait I forgot you can't
[27:22 - 27:27] I was gonna say take your mask off because it's not even close to Halloween yet but uh
[27:27 - 27:33] I forgot you can't because it's your face that you're wearing
[27:38 - 27:45] just saying bro
[27:45 - 27:59] now with the jokes aside who's ready for some fun
[28:06 - 28:17] who's ready for some bomb ass song covers man
[28:17 - 28:34] oh what song do I want to start it off with
[28:35 - 28:43] hmm
[29:00 - 29:05] oh I know this is the one that's not that well known
[29:05 - 29:23] but it's actually very very good
[29:23 - 29:30] so
[29:30 - 29:42] let's go
[29:43 - 29:51] oh
[29:51 - 30:05] don't hang me on another problem I don't get rid of you believe me
[30:05 - 30:20] I can't you shut down the fuck up man I'm gonna leave my room really long