Original upload date: March 19th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:20] What up, y'all? I told you I'd be back. No, no, no.
[0:20 - 0:37] Let me speak the truth about Marty here for a moment. Alright, and I'm gonna be getting
[0:37 - 0:43] pretty fucking deep into this shit. So I hope you guys are ready for a long ass stream because
[0:43 - 0:50] this one's gonna be a minute. Marty, what am I gonna do with you?
[0:50 - 1:09] What am I gonna fucking do with you? I saw your stream last night Marty and quite honestly,
[1:09 - 1:16] you said there and say that I'm delusional. How am I delusional? Everything I said I
[1:16 - 1:29] was gonna do, I'm done. Everything I said I was gonna do with my life I have done with
[1:29 - 1:36] my life. I've built a successful career music to where I can come and go as I please. I'm
[1:36 - 1:46] making sales off of my merch. My artwork is getting a whole bunch of fame via Facebook
[1:46 - 1:57] as well as on here on Discord. Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, my racing career started
[1:57 - 2:05] off very, very good. I'm making money off the stuff I want to do. I've got an amazing
[2:05 - 2:13] girlfriend who has stuck by me through all of this, meaning the bullshit that you put
[2:13 - 2:24] me through. So tell me again how I'm delusional Marty. Please tell me how I'm delusional
[2:24 - 2:40] because we all know that you're a lying sack of shit bro. Like we all know you're a lying
[2:40 - 2:50] piece of shit dude. You're a lying, walking, talking fucking piece of dog shit. And you
[2:50 - 2:55] can't handle the truth so what do you do? Every time I confront you on your fucking
[2:55 - 3:22] eyes, what do you do? You sit there and first of all you try to silence me by cutting my
[3:22 - 3:49] fingers. And then what do you do when I come back? You bitch and you fucking bone. Like
[3:49 - 4:06] for real bro. Hold on, let me see. Hold on, Tripp. There's probably nothing that you'd
[4:06 - 4:22] be worried about bro. I guarantee you it ain't shit to worry about because it's not
[4:22 - 4:38] here, it's probably just talking shit. Alright, which one are you talking about? Yo Tripp,
[4:38 - 4:51] which one are you talking about? I ain't apologizing to no motherfucking body bro. The storm has
[4:51 - 5:12] arrived. Alright, let's see this shit. I'll check it out in a bit dude, no worries. Hold
[5:12 - 5:37] on here, let me verify it real quick. I guarantee you it's probably nothing. It's probably
[5:37 - 5:51] just him talking a whole bunch of fucking shit.
[5:51 - 5:54] (keyboard clicking)
[5:54 - 6:12] (chuckling)
[6:12 - 6:13] Oh, Marty.
[6:13 - 6:16] (keyboard clicking)
[6:16 - 6:24] Hold on, y'all, I'm doing the verification shit.
[6:24 - 6:30] I had so much to check this out.
[6:30 - 6:33] (keyboard clicking)
[6:33 - 6:37] (chuckling)
[6:37 - 6:40] (keyboard clicking)
[6:42 - 6:45] Bitch, please, this is funny, dude.
[6:45 - 6:51] Oh, wow, dude, for real, bro.
[6:51 - 6:53] For real, Marty?
[6:53 - 6:59] Really, dude?
[6:59 - 7:00] That's all you got, Marty?
[7:00 - 7:02] Come on, bro, that's all you got?
[7:02 - 7:05] That's all you fucking got, bro.
[7:05 - 7:07] That's all you got.
[7:09 - 7:13] (keyboard clicking)
[7:13 - 7:15] Nigga, that's all you got, dawg?
[7:15 - 7:20] Bro, that's all you fucking got, man?
[7:20 - 7:22] Come on, dude.
[7:22 - 7:24] Marty, that's so stupid, homie.
[7:24 - 7:30] Bro, that's all you fucking got.
[7:30 - 7:31] That's it.
[7:31 - 7:34] You really think that fucking scares me, bro?
[7:34 - 7:35] Come on, bro.
[7:35 - 7:38] Come on, man.
[7:38 - 7:41] That's all you got, bro.
[7:41 - 7:43] That's all you fucking got, really?
[7:43 - 7:48] Like, you've done, bro.
[7:48 - 7:51] You're so fucking dumb, it's retarded, bro.
[7:51 - 7:54] Oh my God, that is so stupid.
[7:54 - 7:57] That's not even offensive.
[7:57 - 7:58] That's just funny.
[7:58 - 8:02] Dude, my mom laughs at you, bro.
[8:02 - 8:04] My own fucking mom laughs at you
[8:04 - 8:07] because you're a fucking reject and a retard.
[8:07 - 8:10] (keyboard clicking)
[8:10 - 8:18] Oh, bro, that's all you fucking got, dawg?
[8:18 - 8:20] Like, what happened to the Marty
[8:20 - 8:23] that used to come full force?
[8:23 - 8:25] What happened to the Marty
[8:25 - 8:29] that used to come full force and attack me personally?
[8:29 - 8:33] You know, the Marty that I remember,
[8:33 - 8:37] the Marty I remember didn't drag other people
[8:37 - 8:38] into his bullshit.
[8:38 - 8:41] He confronted that person head on.
[8:41 - 8:56] I don't know.
[8:56 - 9:01] I might, I might not, but point being, Marty,
[9:02 - 9:04] you're a piece of fucking trash, dawg.
[9:04 - 9:11] Like, dude, you're a piece of fucking garbage.
[9:11 - 9:17] Like, you think that anything you do offends me, dawg?
[9:17 - 9:20] Like, you ain't shit.
[9:29 - 9:32] Yeah, that rope was the same.
[9:32 - 9:34] Let me tell you, that's a funny story about that.
[9:34 - 9:38] Funny story about that, dude.
[9:38 - 9:44] See, that rope I got sent the first time was for me.
[9:44 - 9:49] Marty broke into my bank account,
[9:49 - 9:53] stole my credit card info and ordered rope
[9:53 - 9:55] and had it sent under my name.
[9:55 - 9:57] That's the rope that he was talking about,
[9:57 - 9:59] and it was full length rope too.
[9:59 - 10:02] It was full size fucking rope.
[10:02 - 10:11] Like, dude, Marty, like I told your fucking bitch ass,
[10:11 - 10:14] get a life outside of YouTube, dawg.
[10:14 - 10:18] He's like, dude, you're a failure, bro.
[10:18 - 10:21] You're trying to be another bloated kiki,
[10:21 - 10:24] and you're trying to be another classic games Canada.
[10:24 - 10:25] That's all you're trying to do.
[10:27 - 10:29] And you're failing miserably, man.
[10:29 - 10:43] Like, bro, you're a fucking failure at life.
[10:43 - 10:47] Like, bro, like I told you yesterday
[10:47 - 10:49] and last night and the night before.
[10:53 - 10:58] Like, this is all you fucking do all day, all night, bro.
[10:58 - 11:02] Come on, dude.
[11:02 - 11:09] Like, I find it funny that you think
[11:09 - 11:10] that you're better than me.
[11:10 - 11:15] You say I'm delusional, but yet I'm not the one
[11:15 - 11:19] out here talking shit on someone,
[11:19 - 11:21] trying to ruin their life.
[11:22 - 11:24] Oh, wait, that's right.
[11:24 - 11:25] That's you that's doing it.
[11:25 - 11:27] I forgot that was you.
[11:27 - 11:31] I forgot that was you, Marty.
[11:31 - 11:33] Wait, Marty, aren't I?
[11:33 - 11:36] Wait, Marty, weren't you the one that fucked a horse?
[11:36 - 11:41] Weren't you the one that fucked a horse
[11:41 - 11:42] and went to prison for it?
[11:42 - 11:46] And also, weren't you the one that killed Jamie
[11:46 - 11:48] and got away with it?
[11:52 - 11:53] All right, come on, bro.
[11:53 - 11:55] We all know you had something to do with Jamie's death.
[11:55 - 11:56] We all know.
[11:56 - 12:02] And plus, you did go to court for murdering a prostitute
[12:02 - 12:05] and the only reason that they let you off
[12:05 - 12:07] is because they didn't have enough evidence
[12:07 - 12:09] to convict your fucking ass.
[12:09 - 12:14] That's the only reason why.
[12:14 - 12:18] That's the only reason why you didn't go to prison
[12:18 - 12:22] for murder is because of the fact that they got you
[12:22 - 12:24] on lack of evidence.
[12:24 - 12:27] That's all it was.
[12:27 - 12:30] It was lack of evidence, so they had to let you go.
[12:30 - 12:33] It is what it is.
[12:33 - 12:37] But Marty, we all know you had something to do
[12:37 - 12:38] with Jamie's death.
[12:38 - 12:39] We all know this.
[12:39 - 12:43] Everyone with a fucking half a brain
[12:43 - 12:45] can see right through your fake ass.
[12:46 - 12:49] And this is how you operate.
[12:49 - 12:52] This is how your fucking brain operates.
[12:52 - 12:55] You try to commit all these fucking crimes
[12:55 - 12:57] and get away with it.
[12:57 - 12:58] And then when somebody like me,
[12:58 - 13:02] who is more intelligent than you,
[13:02 - 13:08] calls you out on your bullshit, you get pissed
[13:08 - 13:09] and you can't handle it.
[13:09 - 13:13] So you rage out and start making all these fucking videos
[13:13 - 13:15] trying to ruin their life.
[13:15 - 13:18] But really, all you're doing is making yourself look
[13:18 - 13:19] like a fucking idiot.
[13:19 - 13:21] That's all you're doing.
[13:21 - 13:24] You're just making yourself look dumb as fuck, bro.
[13:44 - 13:46] Nah, nah, it's fucking bouncy.
[13:46 - 13:50] Sorry, I don't do it that late.
[13:50 - 13:54] And try it once, not for me.
[13:54 - 14:05] But like I was saying, Marty, like you're a piece of shit.
[14:05 - 14:13] Like your existence on this earth makes me fucking vomit.
[14:13 - 14:18] Like I told you last night, you don't deserve
[14:18 - 14:22] to even breathe in the same air that I breathe.
[14:22 - 14:25] Because you're an evil maniacal piece of fucking shit
[14:25 - 14:29] monster that wants to run my life.
[14:29 - 14:31] Try to ruin me.
[14:31 - 14:32] Truth is, you're not doing anything
[14:32 - 14:35] except making yourself look stupid.
[14:35 - 14:37] What, Marty?
[14:37 - 14:40] You can't handle the fucking truth.
[14:40 - 14:43] So you gotta go to wine and cry like a little baby
[14:43 - 14:46] to poor Schmeckle bitch and Tyler and why.
[14:46 - 14:53] Oh, and a little message for Tyler and why and Schmeckle.
[14:53 - 15:00] Bro, stop being Marty's little fucking lap dog.
[15:00 - 15:05] For real, stop being his motherfucking lap dog
[15:05 - 15:07] and use your goddamn brains.
[15:07 - 15:09] I know y'all got him.
[15:09 - 15:11] Unless Marty stole that too.
[15:12 - 15:17] Unless Marty took away your right to think for yourselves.
[15:17 - 15:21] Why dude, anyone with half a fucking brain can sit there
[15:21 - 15:25] to see that you're acting like it's fucking Pons.
[15:25 - 15:27] You're a pawn to him.
[15:27 - 15:30] He don't give a fuck about you two.
[15:30 - 15:32] He's just gonna use you and then when he's done with you,
[15:32 - 15:36] he's gonna throw you away and guarantee it.
[15:36 - 15:38] (silence)
[15:38 - 15:50] And it's true, Marty is worse than Hitler.
[15:50 - 15:52] I will admit that.
[15:52 - 15:59] Like dude, Marty makes Adolf Hitler
[15:59 - 16:01] look like a fucking godsend.
[16:01 - 16:06] Marty literally makes Adolf Hitler
[16:07 - 16:09] look like motherfucking Mother Teresa.
[16:09 - 16:16] The shit he does is fucking ridiculous.
[16:16 - 16:31] And now I don't need help.
[16:33 - 16:37] And what's funny is people sit there and say
[16:37 - 16:41] that I need counseling and this and that.
[16:41 - 16:44] I don't need counseling at all.
[16:44 - 16:47] I need motherfuckers like music biz Marty
[16:47 - 16:49] to stay the fuck out of my way.
[16:49 - 16:52] That's what I need.
[16:52 - 16:55] 'Cause if Marty would stay the fuck out of the way,
[16:55 - 17:00] I wouldn't get pissed and this kind of shit,
[17:01 - 17:06] that kind of shit, that wouldn't have happened
[17:06 - 17:09] if Marty would have told, if Marty would have done
[17:09 - 17:13] like I said, when I told him to stay out of the way,
[17:13 - 17:16] shit like that wouldn't have happened.
[17:16 - 17:19] You know, that and that right there.
[17:19 - 17:21] That wouldn't have happened
[17:21 - 17:24] if Marty would have stayed out of the way.
[17:24 - 17:25] Now would it?
[17:25 - 17:26] No.
[17:28 - 17:31] Oh, and now Marty, I hope you know that
[17:31 - 17:33] when I drag your ass score
[17:33 - 17:34] because I am gonna drag you to court
[17:34 - 17:36] for everything you've done.
[17:36 - 17:39] I am gonna haul your ass in the court.
[17:39 - 17:41] I hope you know that you're gonna be paying
[17:41 - 17:43] for all the damages done to this house.
[17:43 - 17:47] I hope you know that.
[17:47 - 17:55] I will get the courts to make you pay
[17:55 - 17:57] for damages on everything.
[17:57 - 18:02] Because, yeah, you're the one that caused all that, dude.
[18:02 - 18:09] You are the one that caused all that damage after all
[18:09 - 18:11] by you getting me pissed
[18:11 - 18:14] and me feeling like I was trapped
[18:14 - 18:15] and not having a way out.
[18:15 - 18:20] So Marty,
[18:20 - 18:24] time to pay up.
[18:26 - 18:28] And I'd say that's worth about,
[18:28 - 18:32] let's see, you got one, two, three, four.
[18:32 - 18:36] Got another one over here.
[18:36 - 18:40] So that's one, two, three,
[18:40 - 18:45] four, five, six, honey.
[18:45 - 18:46] There's about eight holes,
[18:46 - 18:50] which adds up to a little over $1,000.
[18:50 - 18:52] A little over one gram.
[18:54 - 18:57] And so, Marty, if I were you,
[18:57 - 19:00] I'd start saving up to get a damn good lawyer
[19:00 - 19:02] because you're gonna need it.
[19:02 - 19:16] For real, you're gonna fucking need it.
[19:16 - 19:19] Because I have more than enough evidence.
[19:22 - 19:24] I have more than enough evidence
[19:24 - 19:26] to have your ass locked away.
[19:26 - 19:30] Hell, your whole channel's a fucking walking,
[19:30 - 19:32] talking billboard for evidence
[19:32 - 19:36] of you bashing on me and attacking me and bullying me.
[19:36 - 19:39] Like, bro, all I gotta do is go
[19:39 - 19:42] to any of your live streams.
[19:42 - 19:44] Like, dude, your whole fucking channel
[19:44 - 19:48] is one walking case of evidence.
[19:48 - 19:52] That's one big-ass fucking walking case of evidence, bro.
[19:53 - 19:55] Like, for real, come on.
[19:55 - 20:01] Do you not realize if I can literally go to your channel,
[20:01 - 20:06] pick out any video that I want and show it to the police,
[20:06 - 20:10] show it to the lawyer, show it to the attorney,
[20:10 - 20:13] show it to the prosecutor, show it to the judge,
[20:13 - 20:18] and they will arrest you for the shit you've done?
[20:18 - 20:22] Yes, I've made death threats toward you,
[20:22 - 20:25] but those were out of pure self-defense.
[20:25 - 20:29] Pure self-defense, my guy.
[20:29 - 20:36] 'Cause see, you threaten me.
[20:36 - 20:41] You threaten my life with bomb threats
[20:41 - 20:43] and this, that, and the other.
[20:43 - 20:45] And then, when I fight back,
[20:45 - 20:48] you get pissed.
[20:51 - 20:53] Dude, you got no right being pissed
[20:53 - 20:55] because you started all this.
[20:55 - 21:02] You're the one that started this shit, Marty,
[21:02 - 21:04] and you say I'm delusional?
[21:04 - 21:09] Man, get your head out of your fucking ass.
[21:09 - 21:11] Wake the fuck up.
[21:11 - 21:17] The only narcissistic, delusional one here is you.
[21:18 - 21:21] You're a fucking narcissist
[21:21 - 21:23] that just happens to be delusional as fuck.
[21:23 - 21:27] See, this is how your brain works.
[21:27 - 21:31] Oh, I may have done this, but what about you?
[21:31 - 21:35] What about you, not me, you?
[21:35 - 21:38] You're a fucking narcissist.
[21:38 - 21:40] And you're delusional as fuck
[21:40 - 21:43] because you think that you still own bloodshot records
[21:43 - 21:45] when you don't own jack shit.
[21:47 - 21:50] You don't own a goddamn thing, bro.
[21:50 - 21:54] For real, you don't own shit.
[21:54 - 21:58] I would say the only thing you own
[21:58 - 21:59] is that dick between your legs,
[21:59 - 22:02] but we all know that you ain't got that either.
[22:02 - 22:04] We all know that you're a dickless wonder.
[22:04 - 22:12] And the reason why we all know you're a dickless wonder
[22:12 - 22:15] because you always talk about how you can beat my ass,
[22:15 - 22:19] how you can beat my ass because you're heavier than me.
[22:19 - 22:22] But yet, you're too pussy to come up here
[22:22 - 22:23] and fucking do anything.
[22:23 - 22:31] Like for real, you're too fucking pussy
[22:31 - 22:34] to get off your fat fucking lazy ass
[22:34 - 22:37] and come do anything, bro.
[22:37 - 22:38] While I'm right here ready
[22:38 - 22:41] to kick your fucking ass the hell back,
[22:41 - 22:43] you're sitting there on your fat fucking ass
[22:43 - 22:46] talking shit up on the internet.
[22:46 - 22:47] That's all you do, man.
[22:47 - 22:56] You're what people from my era call a keyboard warrior.
[22:56 - 23:04] You act tough behind screen,
[23:04 - 23:09] but dude, outside of YouTube where you try to act tough,
[23:09 - 23:12] outside of that,
[23:13 - 23:16] we all know you can't fucking win a fight
[23:16 - 23:18] even if you fucking wanted to.
[23:18 - 23:22] You wouldn't last two seconds in a fighting hands, man,
[23:22 - 23:24] Marty, we all know this.
[23:24 - 23:28] Yeah, you may be heavier, but you know what they say, Marty?
[23:28 - 23:30] The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
[23:30 - 23:35] Like, bro, you can't even walk two steps
[23:35 - 23:38] to your fucking fridge without being put out of breath.
[23:40 - 23:43] For real, dude, you can't even fucking go, dude,
[23:43 - 23:44] you're so fucking fat,
[23:44 - 23:46] you can't even see your own goddamn dick,
[23:46 - 23:52] which there's one there, 'cause like I said earlier,
[23:52 - 23:54] we all know you're the dickless fucking wonder.
[23:54 - 23:57] And it honestly astonishes me
[23:57 - 24:00] how you're even able to get out of bed.
[24:09 - 24:10] And I'm not being funny, Gigi,
[24:10 - 24:12] I'm just speaking the truth.
[24:12 - 24:16] Like, this is what I find funny.
[24:16 - 24:21] This is what I find funny about all this, man.
[24:21 - 24:26] Marty tells me to speak the truth on everything, right?
[24:26 - 24:29] Tells me to tell the truth on everything.
[24:29 - 24:33] And yet when I tell the truth about how he really is
[24:33 - 24:36] and what a piece of shit he actually is,
[24:37 - 24:40] oh, God, I get attacked.
[24:40 - 24:44] Like, nigga, what?
[24:44 - 24:52] Like, dude, come on, man.
[24:52 - 24:57] You really think that your fucking attacks phase me, bro?
[24:57 - 25:02] Like, dude, this guy will literally sit there.
[25:02 - 25:03] Like, this is how Marty is.
[25:03 - 25:05] He will legitimately sit there
[25:05 - 25:08] and contact my fucking exes
[25:08 - 25:11] and try to sit there and say that I talked to you about it.
[25:11 - 25:14] I know what you were trying to do with that, Marty.
[25:14 - 25:15] You were trying to sit there
[25:15 - 25:20] and play it off like I was talking to Tange.
[25:20 - 25:23] We see right through your bullshit.
[25:23 - 25:25] Me and Tange see right through your crap.
[25:25 - 25:28] You were gonna go to Tange,
[25:28 - 25:31] make it look like I was talking to other women
[25:31 - 25:34] by sending your screenshots
[25:34 - 25:38] that we all know you and Tyler & Schmeckle doctored up.
[25:38 - 25:40] Just trying to get us to sweat, but bro.
[25:40 - 25:44] You ain't doing that, man.
[25:44 - 25:48] Me and Tange are solid as a fucking rock, dude.
[25:48 - 25:51] You ain't breaking us up anytime soon.
[25:51 - 25:54] We know your fucking tricks.
[25:54 - 25:57] We know your tricks, dog.
[25:57 - 26:00] You're a piece of shit.
[26:00 - 26:01] You're a loser.
[26:02 - 26:05] Quite honestly, you need to get off your fucking ass
[26:05 - 26:09] and get a real fucking job outside of social media.
[26:09 - 26:17] 'Cause me?
[26:17 - 26:20] I've got a real job doing what I love.
[26:20 - 26:23] All right, I've got a real job.
[26:23 - 26:25] I get paid for my work.
[26:25 - 26:26] Why do you get paid?
[26:26 - 26:32] And pizza, tacos, what kind of food do you get paid in?
[26:32 - 26:34] Because we all know you get paid in food and not money.
[26:34 - 26:38] I mean, we all know you probably got a couple of burritos
[26:38 - 26:41] hanging up underneath that double chin of yours somewhere.
[26:41 - 26:47] Maybe a few Doritos hidden in that nasty ass fucking beard ears.
[26:47 - 26:50] Maybe some nacho cheese shoved up your ass.
[26:50 - 26:51] Who knows?
[26:51 - 26:57] Like I said, we all know you get paid in food, bro.
[26:57 - 26:59] How much food do you get paid in?
[26:59 - 27:01] (phone beeps)
[27:01 - 27:06] 'Cause me, I'm out here actually making real money, dude.
[27:06 - 27:12] (phone beeps)
[27:12 - 27:18] We all know that I'm the one out here making the bread
[27:18 - 27:20] between me and you, Marty.
[27:20 - 27:23] You and I both know I'm the one out here making the money.
[27:23 - 27:28] Okay, let's go this way.
[27:29 - 27:32] Before all this medical shit started
[27:32 - 27:34] and I had to go to the hospital
[27:34 - 27:36] and got put on a bed rest and this, that and the other.
[27:36 - 27:44] Let's see, this entire week, I've sold four albums,
[27:44 - 27:47] four copies of my album Shadowborn,
[27:47 - 27:49] which for you guys wondering,
[27:49 - 27:52] the album's will be shipped out on Monday for sure.
[27:52 - 27:56] I sold four albums, two t-shirts,
[27:56 - 27:59] and I got somebody buying a fucking tumbler cup
[27:59 - 28:03] off my fucking merch shop right off the rip here pretty soon,
[28:03 - 28:08] dude, like I'm good, I'm making bank.
[28:08 - 28:11] I'm making money, bro.
[28:11 - 28:16] I'm gonna tell you like my boy Eric
[28:16 - 28:18] told one of his fucking idiots.
[28:18 - 28:23] The guy went by the name Doc.
[28:23 - 28:28] I'm gonna tell you like my boy Eric told Doc, okay,
[28:28 - 28:37] I'm making money, you're faking money.
[28:37 - 28:43] And that's just facts.
[28:51 - 28:53] Like while I'm out here making money,
[28:53 - 28:55] you're faking like you're making money.
[28:55 - 28:59] We all know that you're living off of disability, bro,
[28:59 - 29:02] because of the fact of how fat you fucking are.
[29:02 - 29:06] And dude, you don't need no disability check.
[29:06 - 29:09] You don't need a disability check, Marty.
[29:09 - 29:13] What you need is to go to someplace called the gym.
[29:13 - 29:18] It's called the gym, Marty.
[29:18 - 29:21] That's where you need to be, not on fucking disability.
[29:21 - 29:25] It's called getting off your fat fucking lazy ass,
[29:25 - 29:29] going down to a gold's gym or a plant fitness
[29:29 - 29:32] or what you and your local gym.
[29:32 - 29:37] It's called getting on the treadmill and running,
[29:37 - 29:39] working out.
[29:39 - 29:46] That's what you need to be doing.
[29:46 - 29:49] Instead of riding Taco Bell and fucking pizza
[29:49 - 29:54] for five seconds like Big Will and following his footsteps,
[29:54 - 29:57] you need to do it like I did, man.
[29:57 - 30:00] Hit the fucking gym, run, work out.
[30:00 - 30:04] Hell, I go to the gym every fucking weekend, dude.
[30:04 - 30:06] Every weekend I go to the gym.
[30:06 - 30:11] There's one super close by and I go down there,
[30:11 - 30:13] wait a minute, whenever I'm not on here
[30:13 - 30:16] and I get the chance to, I go down there and I work out.
[30:16 - 30:18] I keep my body in good shape.
[30:18 - 30:20] I keep my body in good condition.
[30:20 - 30:28] So Marty, like I said, if you need like a membership
[30:28 - 30:33] to your gym or a choice, let me know and I can hook you up.
[30:33 - 30:38] Like I can get you that pass so you can go to the gym.
[30:38 - 30:42] Like, dude, I got a membership with Planet Fitness.
[30:42 - 30:45] I mean, I can try to talk to the guy
[30:45 - 30:49] that runs the Planet Fitness gym down there
[30:49 - 30:53] and I can talk to him and see if maybe I can't get you in.
[30:53 - 30:58] But it's pretty clear that you need to go to the gym
[30:58 - 30:59] a little bit, dude.
[30:59 - 31:01] You got a bit of a beer going on.
[31:01 - 31:11] Like for real, you got a bit of a beer going on there
[31:11 - 31:14] and you kind of need to take care of that.
[31:14 - 31:28] Just saying, yes, I do actually.
[31:28 - 31:32] I know I might not look at the last time
[31:32 - 31:37] I actually lifted was about 150, 155, somewhere in there.
[31:37 - 31:42] But honestly, I'm doing Marty will be a cakewalk.
[31:42 - 31:48] Like, dude, I can literally walk as slow as he can run.
[31:48 - 31:53] Okay, Marty takes you to the gym.
[31:53 - 31:57] He takes you to the gym.
[31:57 - 32:06] And he takes you to the gym.
[32:06 - 32:11] Marty takes maybe two steps.
[32:11 - 32:13] Maybe a step and a half.
[32:13 - 32:18] If that, and he gets tired out.
[32:18 - 32:26] Man, I'm over here fucking running a quarter mile.
[32:26 - 32:29] No fucking problem, dude.
[32:29 - 32:32] I'm over here running one, two miles a fucking day.
[32:32 - 32:37] While Marty's over here, oh, oh, I'm out of breath.
[32:37 - 32:39] I'm out of breath, that's Marty.
[32:39 - 32:43] The out of breath guy is Marty.
[32:43 - 32:48] You know that, you know, let me tell you something.
[32:48 - 32:51] I'm that guy that like, let's say it's a horror movie.
[32:51 - 32:53] You know, that fat guy that usually gets killed off
[32:53 - 32:56] in the beginning of like all the horror movies,
[32:56 - 33:01] that slow fat guy, you know, the one that's real slow,
[33:01 - 33:04] telling everybody to wait up, wait up.
[33:04 - 33:06] Yeah, that's Marty.
[33:06 - 33:08] Me, I'm the motherfucker that's out lasting
[33:08 - 33:11] all these fucking people that are getting killed off.
[33:11 - 33:16] I'm that motherfucker that's out here out lasting his ass.
[33:16 - 33:22] All right, come on, dude.
[33:27 - 33:32] All right, Marty, you need to lose the gut, my man.
[33:32 - 33:45] How is he delusional?
[33:45 - 33:48] The fact that he thinks he can stop me.
[33:48 - 33:52] The fact that he thinks that all these things
[33:52 - 33:54] that he's saying are true.
[33:56 - 33:59] Like he really believes that the stuff that he says
[33:59 - 34:02] is true and none of it is true.
[34:02 - 34:04] He's delusional.
[34:04 - 34:11] You know what the definition of insanity is?
[34:11 - 34:14] It's doing the same thing over and over and over
[34:14 - 34:16] and getting the same results.
[34:16 - 34:18] And that's Marty.
[34:18 - 34:23] He does the same thing over and over and over and over
[34:25 - 34:26] and expects me to get offended.
[34:26 - 34:29] But really, I just take what he says,
[34:29 - 34:32] but look at the background and send it back at him.
[34:32 - 34:48] Like I just, I find it funny, man.
[34:48 - 34:49] I find it real funny.
[34:49 - 34:53] 'Cause while I'm out here training for next week,
[34:54 - 34:56] getting my shit right,
[34:56 - 34:59] getting my body physically ready
[34:59 - 35:01] for my racing rig next week.
[35:01 - 35:05] 'Cause all I know, I am getting my rig next week.
[35:05 - 35:14] And so, you know, I am gonna be working on that.
[35:14 - 35:20] Which I'm super stoked about, by the way.
[35:22 - 35:25] But you know, while I'm out here getting my body in shape,
[35:25 - 35:26] getting prepared,
[35:26 - 35:31] training my body to actually be doing these long, long races
[35:31 - 35:34] for two, three, four, five, six hours at a time.
[35:34 - 35:40] You know, Marty's over here sitting on his fat fucking ass.
[35:40 - 35:48] Like while I'm out here busting my ass,
[35:48 - 35:50] using what I got to train with,
[35:52 - 35:53] until the rig gets here.
[35:53 - 35:56] What's Marty doing?
[35:56 - 35:59] Sitting on his fat fucking lazy ass,
[35:59 - 36:03] eating mother fucking tostitos or Doritos
[36:03 - 36:05] or whatever the fuck he eats all day.
[36:05 - 36:08] And sitting there talking shit up on the internet.
[36:08 - 36:12] Bro, nobody gives a fuck about what you got to say, Marty.
[36:12 - 36:15] Nobody cares.
[36:15 - 36:20] Nobody gives a fuck
[36:20 - 36:23] about what you have to say.
[36:23 - 36:25] Because everything that comes out of your mouth
[36:25 - 36:27] is a fucking lie and you know it.
[36:27 - 36:47] Like Marty, while I'm out here running with the best,
[36:48 - 36:51] doing my job as a YouTuber,
[36:51 - 36:53] gaining recognition from my art.
[36:53 - 37:00] While I'm out here building my brand up,
[37:00 - 37:02] what are you doing?
[37:02 - 37:07] Talking shit, stuffing your face,
[37:07 - 37:10] being a lazy, fat, delusional piece of shit?
[37:10 - 37:15] Like, come on, man.
[37:15 - 37:20] Why dude?
[37:20 - 37:27] I honestly have the best fucking job in the world.
[37:27 - 37:31] Already, I fucking love my life, I love my job.
[37:31 - 37:36] You know, I get to do the one thing
[37:36 - 37:38] that not many get to do with their lives.
[37:38 - 37:42] I get to live out my dreams as a pro fucking athlete,
[37:42 - 37:47] doing sim racing while you're sitting there
[37:47 - 37:50] talking all your shit.
[37:50 - 37:53] I mean, come on, I got a great job.
[37:53 - 37:56] I got a good woman who I love to the moon and back.
[37:56 - 38:00] I got a great family that's been supportive
[38:00 - 38:04] of everything that I do.
[38:04 - 38:10] I got a fucking clothing line that I'm hella proud of.
[38:12 - 38:13] And Courtney, by the way,
[38:13 - 38:15] I am going to send you the link to my clothing shop
[38:15 - 38:17] as well on Discord.
[38:17 - 38:21] Anyhow, I'm going to send it to you.
[38:21 - 38:23] Actually, no, I'll send it to you on Facebook.
[38:23 - 38:29] But I've got a book that I'm slowly working on writing,
[38:29 - 38:32] which is an autobiography about my life
[38:32 - 38:35] and how I came up and this and that and the other.
[38:35 - 38:40] And it's actually going to be a three-part series.
[38:41 - 38:43] It's going to be in decades.
[38:43 - 38:45] So it's going to be like the first one's going to be
[38:45 - 38:48] from when I was a year old to when I was 10,
[38:48 - 38:49] and then from 10 to 20,
[38:49 - 38:52] and then from 20 years old up to now.
[38:52 - 38:54] So you all get a picture.
[38:54 - 38:59] But yeah.
[38:59 - 39:05] Well, like I said, Marty,
[39:05 - 39:08] you're nothing more than a delusional, fat,
[39:08 - 39:11] overweight, sad, lonely piece of shit.
[39:11 - 39:18] You can't get over the fact that Jamie is dead.
[39:18 - 39:18] Can you?
[39:18 - 39:27] I'm going to tell you, like I told you last night, bro.
[39:27 - 39:28] Grow up.
[39:28 - 39:30] Okay.
[39:30 - 39:34] Grow the fuck up.
[39:34 - 39:37] Get the fuck over Jamie's death, dude.
[39:37 - 39:38] She's dead.
[39:38 - 39:41] Grow up and get over it.
[39:41 - 39:44] That was last year.
[39:44 - 39:46] Get over it.
[39:46 - 39:50] Stop lashing out at people like a fucking pussy.
[39:50 - 39:51] Okay?
[39:51 - 39:56] Because it doesn't look good on you.
[39:56 - 40:00] At all, it does not look good on you
[40:00 - 40:01] when you do the shit you do.
[40:01 - 40:06] So Marty, if I were you,
[40:07 - 40:12] I would take my advice and shut the fuck up,
[40:12 - 40:15] set the fuck down,
[40:15 - 40:17] and take a good, long, hard look in the mirror.
[40:17 - 40:22] Take a good, long, hard look in the fucking mirror
[40:22 - 40:25] at what you're doing.
[40:25 - 40:27] For real.
[40:27 - 40:33] Because the shit you're doing is just like you.
[40:33 - 40:36] It's retarded as fuck.
[40:36 - 40:38] And it's stupid as hell.
[40:38 - 40:54] I'm already, we all know you're a coward.
[40:54 - 40:57] And the reason why we all know you're a coward
[40:57 - 40:59] is because of the fact that you have to have everybody
[40:59 - 41:01] do your dirty work for you.
[41:01 - 41:06] We all know that you have to have everyone
[41:06 - 41:11] to do your fucking dirty work for you, bro.
[41:11 - 41:16] 'Cause if you weren't a punk-ass coward,
[41:16 - 41:20] you would be showing your face on camera all the time,
[41:20 - 41:23] like I do, or at least once in a while.
[41:23 - 41:29] And B, you wouldn't have all your little fucking friends
[41:29 - 41:33] like Tyler and Schmeckle and all your little friends
[41:33 - 41:34] like fucking Wiccan
[41:34 - 41:39] doing all your fucking dirty work for you.
[41:39 - 41:43] That right there shows how much of a punk-ass bitch
[41:43 - 41:44] you really are.
[41:44 - 41:47] You can't fight your own fights.
[41:47 - 41:50] You have to have people fight your battles for you.
[41:50 - 41:54] See, I can fight my own battles.
[41:54 - 41:55] I do it all the time.
[41:55 - 41:58] People have seen me fight my own battles and win.
[41:58 - 42:00] People have seen me fight my own battles
[42:00 - 42:02] and lose a little bit.
[42:02 - 42:05] So what?
[42:05 - 42:06] We all take losses.
[42:06 - 42:12] What's the difference between me and you, Marty?
[42:12 - 42:18] It's not just the fact that you don't have morals and I do.
[42:18 - 42:22] It's not just the fact that you like to bully people.
[42:25 - 42:30] It's the fact that you are so obsessed with what I do
[42:30 - 42:37] that you got this fucking, this big-ass ego
[42:37 - 42:39] thinking that you can't be touched.
[42:39 - 42:42] I don't have an ego.
[42:42 - 42:43] I stay humble all the time.
[42:43 - 42:47] Ask anybody that knows me, I always stay humble.
[42:47 - 42:50] I always stay positive.
[42:50 - 42:53] Ask anyone that knows me, bro.
[42:54 - 42:57] They'll tell you, humble.
[42:57 - 43:01] But you, you act like a delusional little fuck
[43:01 - 43:07] by doing the shit that you do.
[43:07 - 43:11] And like I said, dude, you make Adolf Hitler
[43:11 - 43:14] look like motherfucking Mother Teresa, man.
[43:14 - 43:19] You make Hitler look like motherfucking Teresa.
[43:22 - 43:26] Compared to the shit that he did, bro.
[43:26 - 43:29] Even Satan would jump out of his seat
[43:29 - 43:33] and fucking bitch-slap you across the fucking room.
[43:33 - 43:35] Guarantee you.
[43:35 - 43:36] Guarantee you, Satan, we're here right now
[43:36 - 43:38] and he saw what you were doing.
[43:38 - 43:41] I guarantee you, he'd jump out of his goddamn seat
[43:41 - 43:44] and bitch-slap you clear across the goddamn room.
[43:44 - 43:46] Guarantee you.
[43:50 - 43:52] 'Cause I know if I was Satan and I seen you doing that,
[43:52 - 43:54] boy, I'd be knocking you clear
[43:54 - 43:55] to the other side of fucking hell
[43:55 - 43:59] without a fucking second thought, dude.
[43:59 - 44:01] I would literally bitch-slap you
[44:01 - 44:03] across that goddamn throne room, dog.
[44:03 - 44:07] 'Cause quite honestly, you get needed.
[44:07 - 44:10] You need to be fucking smacked in the face
[44:10 - 44:11] with reality, bro.
[44:11 - 44:16] And you don't think that karma's not gonna come
[44:16 - 44:21] after your ass, karma will come after you.
[44:21 - 44:24] 'Cause guess what?
[44:24 - 44:29] Karma's my best friend and karma's a bit of a bitch.
[44:29 - 44:34] Just saying, dude, karma's a fucking bitch.
[44:34 - 44:40] Trust me, I know karma's already bit me
[44:40 - 44:42] in the ass a few times.
[44:42 - 44:46] So maybe now it's time that somebody bites you in the ass
[44:46 - 44:48] and gives you a taste in your own medicine.
[44:48 - 44:54] So Marty, give up.
[44:54 - 45:02] Give the fuck up on what you're doing
[45:02 - 45:05] because it's not working.
[45:05 - 45:13] It's like your fucking dick is non-functional.
[45:15 - 45:17] Hell, we all know you need about four or five bottles
[45:17 - 45:19] of fucking Viagra to eat.
[45:19 - 45:24] We all know that you need about four or five bottles
[45:24 - 45:27] of fucking Viagra to get your goddamn dick out.
[45:27 - 45:30] We all know that.
[45:30 - 45:33] And by the way, if you need another refill
[45:33 - 45:38] on all that Viagra, I mean, I can call the doctors
[45:38 - 45:40] or a pharmacy and get you some.
[45:40 - 45:42] All right, it's not a problem.
[45:44 - 45:46] 'Cause we all know that you got a little problem
[45:46 - 45:49] down there with a little, yeah.
[45:49 - 45:51] And we all know you can't get it up.
[45:51 - 45:54] Me, I have zero issue getting mine up.
[45:54 - 45:58] But you, yeah, you kinda need a little extra motivation
[45:58 - 46:01] in the form of the little blue pill named Viagra.
[46:01 - 46:04] So yeah, there is that.
[46:04 - 46:05] I mean, I can help you out with that.
[46:05 - 46:08] Like I said, I can call the pharmacy and hook you up, bro.
[46:08 - 46:10] That's not a problem, just let me know.
[46:10 - 46:13] (phone ringing)
[46:13 - 46:29] - Hey Marty, you say that I'm a piece of shit
[46:29 - 46:31] and that I'm a laughing stock.
[46:31 - 46:35] Really, who's the one that's the laughing stock?
[46:35 - 46:38] 'Cause while I'm out here grabbing the attention
[46:38 - 46:43] of big names that respect what I do and enjoy what I do,
[46:43 - 46:46] what are you doing?
[46:46 - 46:53] Sitting on your keyboard talking shit,
[46:53 - 46:56] acting like a pussy and a coward?
[46:56 - 47:01] All right, bro, we all know that if you can get paid
[47:01 - 47:04] to be a pussy and a coward, you'd be rich as fuck.
[47:06 - 47:09] We all know you'd get paid big bucks for that shit.
[47:09 - 47:12] For real, like if you could get paid
[47:12 - 47:15] to be a coward-ass little bitch,
[47:15 - 47:18] boy, you'd be fucking Bill Gates.
[47:18 - 47:21] You would be the Bill Gates of that job right there.
[47:21 - 47:26] Straight up, if you're getting paid to be lazy,
[47:26 - 47:29] your ass would be Bill motherfucking Gates right now.
[47:34 - 47:36] See, that's all you do, man.
[47:36 - 47:41] You're lazy as fuck.
[47:41 - 47:44] Well, yes, my job may consist of me being on the internet
[47:44 - 47:47] and this, that and the other.
[47:47 - 47:51] At least it's a job.
[47:51 - 47:56] Yeah, exactly, corpse.
[47:56 - 48:00] Dude, I'm depending that on, that is facts, bro.
[48:00 - 48:02] I agree with that wholeheartedly, dog.
[48:02 - 48:07] I like that, of course, and that's true, man.
[48:07 - 48:10] That's true.
[48:10 - 48:20] Yo, Tripp, what's good, man?
[48:20 - 48:22] Yo, depth and shout out to all the fucking
[48:22 - 48:24] Outcher fans, dude.
[48:24 - 48:26] Shout out to the motherfucking Creek squad, guys.
[48:26 - 48:28] You know I fucking love y'all, man.
[48:28 - 48:30] Shout out to fucking Ryan,
[48:30 - 48:33] Outcher Tran's new song too, man, I fucking love that shit.
[48:33 - 48:36] A new music video of "Mud and Gold" is dope.
[48:36 - 48:37] Fucking love that shit.
[48:37 - 48:44] (upbeat music)
[48:44 - 48:47] Anyway, y'all, I gotta bounce, y'all.
[48:47 - 48:49] I'm out.
[48:49 - 48:50] Peace.
[48:50 - 48:52] (piano music)
[48:52 - 48:57] [MUSIC]
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1809' on August 15th, 2024
