Original upload date: December 28th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
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[0:25 - 0:37] - What up, Marty?
[0:38 - 0:41] - I know that I'm married, but I'm pretty sure
[0:41 - 0:46] that you know I'm damn sure you're watching this right now.
[0:46 - 0:51] And it appears to me
[0:51 - 0:54] that your channel is suffering
[0:54 - 1:01] because it's lacking something.
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[1:07 - 1:14] Your channel is lacking
[1:14 - 1:18] one key element
[1:18 - 1:22] that could take you to millions
[1:22 - 1:27] of views within minutes.
[1:27 - 1:33] And that something is me.
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[1:35 - 1:37] Now, you say you don't need me,
[1:37 - 1:42] but analytics prove otherwise.
[1:42 - 1:48] Your analytics prove otherwise, my man.
[1:48 - 1:55] See, I tried making a fair business deal with you
[1:55 - 1:59] and you stupidly refused.
[2:00 - 2:04] I offered a way for you to make
[2:04 - 2:08] hundreds and thousands of dollars off my face,
[2:08 - 2:12] off my brand and off of me.
[2:12 - 2:14] Yet you refused
[2:14 - 2:20] because you are stupid when it comes to business.
[2:20 - 2:23] You clearly don't know good business when you see it.
[2:23 - 2:28] Now, the way I see it,
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[2:31 - 2:32] you need me.
[2:32 - 2:41] The way I see it, Marty, you need me.
[2:41 - 2:42] You know you need me.
[2:42 - 2:51] Because your analytics show,
[2:51 - 2:54] every time I'm on your stream,
[2:54 - 2:56] your views go up.
[2:57 - 3:00] Every time I'm not on there, they're garbage.
[3:00 - 3:07] Go back and look for yourself if you don't believe me.
[3:07 - 3:12] Seriously, go back and look for yourself.
[3:12 - 3:14] You need me.
[3:14 - 3:16] You know you need me.
[3:16 - 3:25] Ah, Andy, that's why you're wrong.
[3:26 - 3:30] See, Marty hasn't moved on.
[3:30 - 3:36] Now, Marty, you say you don't need me.
[3:36 - 3:42] But the truth is we all know you do
[3:42 - 3:46] because without me, you wouldn't have a channel.
[3:46 - 3:51] Without me, you wouldn't be making the money
[3:51 - 3:54] and the ad revenue that you make off your videos.
[3:55 - 3:59] Because of me, you have a YouTube career.
[3:59 - 4:04] You say you don't care about your money on YouTube,
[4:04 - 4:08] yet your actions prove otherwise.
[4:08 - 4:20] Your actions and the way you speak say otherwise.
[4:21 - 4:26] See, you know deep down, Marty, that you need me.
[4:26 - 4:33] And I can save your channel.
[4:33 - 4:43] I can bring your channel back to life.
[4:43 - 4:47] I can get you up to a million dollars.
[4:47 - 4:52] I can get you up to a million subs if you so chose.
[4:52 - 4:58] But it'll cost you.
[4:58 - 5:09] See, you have this tendency to run your mouth,
[5:09 - 5:14] which is quite clear.
[5:14 - 5:18] You have this tendency to run your mouth
[5:18 - 5:20] and not be able to back up anything you say.
[5:20 - 5:30] Like when you first challenged me
[5:30 - 5:34] at the beginning of the year stating
[5:34 - 5:39] that I wouldn't win the F1 2020 championship like I did,
[5:39 - 5:43] which everyone witnessed.
[5:43 - 5:44] (
[5:44 - 6:03] Everyone witnessed me taking that championship one
[6:03 - 6:05] at the beginning of the year.
[6:05 - 6:10] Now, the way I see it, Marty,
[6:11 - 6:13] this can go one of two ways.
[6:13 - 6:19] I can either A, help you make money off my face
[6:19 - 6:21] and bring your channel back to life.
[6:21 - 6:30] Or I could simply let your channel die
[6:30 - 6:33] and you'll be missing out on millions
[6:33 - 6:35] and you'll just be another failure.
[6:35 - 6:38] Caught in the algorithm.
[6:39 - 6:46] (
[6:46 - 6:49] Now, Marty, you always have this tendency
[6:49 - 6:53] to say that you can beat me in a race,
[6:53 - 6:55] no matter what the game is.
[6:55 - 6:56] You can beat me in Forza.
[6:56 - 6:59] You can beat me in Need for Speed.
[6:59 - 7:02] You say that you can do all this shit,
[7:02 - 7:04] but every time I challenge you,
[7:06 - 7:08] you back out like a bitch.
[7:08 - 7:15] Well, I'm here to settle the score.
[7:15 - 7:25] You get any driver that you want,
[7:25 - 7:33] any driver that you choose to go against me,
[7:35 - 7:37] not counting Devin
[7:37 - 7:40] because Devin don't want nothing to do with your ass.
[7:40 - 7:44] Your driver, your pick.
[7:44 - 7:48] You choose anyone you want
[7:48 - 7:56] and me and them will face down on Forza Horizon 5
[7:56 - 8:00] at the old airstrip on a drag run.
[8:00 - 8:03] Winner take all.
[8:04 - 8:07] I win.
[8:07 - 8:11] You pay me all the money you owe me from your channel.
[8:11 - 8:17] You pay me all the money that you owe me from your channel
[8:17 - 8:22] and all the merchandise that you've sold with my face.
[8:22 - 8:28] But if you and your driver win,
[8:28 - 8:32] if you and your driver win,
[8:32 - 8:36] I'll work with you full-time and we'll be in business.
[8:36 - 8:39] I'll help you make sales.
[8:39 - 8:42] And all I ask in return for working with you
[8:42 - 8:43] is 30% of the cut.
[8:43 - 8:48] That's all I ask.
[8:48 - 8:54] You beat me, I work with you and you give me 30%.
[8:54 - 8:58] I win.
[8:59 - 9:03] You give me every single ounce of money
[9:03 - 9:06] that you've ever made off of your channel
[9:06 - 9:08] and off of my face.
[9:08 - 9:13] That's about damn time.
[9:13 - 9:18] You pay me what you owe me and it's about damn time
[9:18 - 9:20] you answer the call, Marty.
[9:20 - 9:23] You always talk all this shit
[9:23 - 9:27] saying that you can do this and you can do that,
[9:27 - 9:30] but you never got the balls to face me
[9:30 - 9:32] 'cause you always think that you could talk your way
[9:32 - 9:34] out of everything.
[9:34 - 9:37] Well, sorry, Marty, talking's cheap.
[9:37 - 9:41] You know what the old saying is, Marty?
[9:41 - 9:45] And you above all should know this saying,
[9:45 - 9:49] money talks and bullshit walks.
[9:53 - 9:58] So, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
[9:58 - 10:05] If you're so good and you got such a badass driver
[10:05 - 10:07] that could apparently beat me,
[10:07 - 10:13] who just happens to be one of the top drivers
[10:13 - 10:14] of Horizon 4,
[10:14 - 10:20] one of the number one drag racers of Horizon 4
[10:20 - 10:25] and Motorsports 7 in ranked league events,
[10:25 - 10:42] if you got such a badass driver under your belt,
[10:42 - 10:45] why don't you prove it?
[10:45 - 10:48] Show me what you got.
[10:49 - 10:52] Stop running like a bitch.
[10:52 - 10:59] Why don't you finally put your fucking money
[10:59 - 11:00] where your mouth is?
[11:00 - 11:04] One drag race, that's it.
[11:04 - 11:07] One event.
[11:07 - 11:15] You send me their gamertag and I'll raise some live.
[11:15 - 11:17] You pick the time.
[11:17 - 11:22] You pick the time of the day.
[11:22 - 11:29] Why don't you stop running your mouth, Marty?
[11:29 - 11:34] You say you can beat me, then prove it.
[11:34 - 11:37] Show me what you got.
[11:37 - 11:41] I've done proved my worth.
[11:41 - 11:45] Yes, I may not have won every race.
[11:46 - 11:50] I may have spun out a time or two,
[11:50 - 11:56] but every good driver has a bad day.
[11:56 - 12:00] And those days that I fucked up
[12:00 - 12:03] just happens to be some of my bad days,
[12:03 - 12:04] but not all of them were bad.
[12:04 - 12:08] I've taken many wins in the past
[12:08 - 12:11] and even you yourself, Marty, have seen that.
[12:12 - 12:17] I have proven that I am one of the fastest in the world
[12:17 - 12:21] when it comes to Motorsports 7 and Horizon 4
[12:21 - 12:23] as well as Need for Speed.
[12:23 - 12:31] So what I don't understand
[12:31 - 12:35] is why are you running like a bitch?
[12:35 - 12:39] You claim that you're faster than me,
[12:39 - 12:43] but yet you have no proof to back up what you claim.
[12:43 - 12:46] I, on the other hand, do.
[12:46 - 12:53] I've got footage in my past channels
[12:53 - 12:59] of me going up against pro elite drivers
[12:59 - 13:01] such as Von Gittin Jr.,
[13:01 - 13:05] who is not only a pro drift champion,
[13:05 - 13:07] but a pro rally champion.
[13:07 - 13:12] I have gotten footage in my past
[13:12 - 13:15] of going up against some of the most elite YouTubers
[13:15 - 13:19] in the world such as AR12 Gaming and Slap Train.
[13:19 - 13:25] And everyone has witnessed this in the past.
[13:25 - 13:32] I even have video footage of me going up
[13:32 - 13:35] against the legendary Ken Block in winning,
[13:36 - 13:39] who is a four time rally champion.
[13:39 - 13:52] So Marty, you wanna run your mouth
[13:52 - 13:57] about how you can beat me?
[13:57 - 13:59] Why don't you prove it?
[13:59 - 14:02] Why don't you show me what you got?
[14:05 - 14:10] 'Cause all I see is a punk ass bitch
[14:10 - 14:12] that doesn't know business.
[14:12 - 14:20] All I see is a punk ass coward running his mouth
[14:20 - 14:25] like a pussy that chickens out and makes excuses
[14:25 - 14:28] and tries to talk his way out of shit.
[14:28 - 14:34] Like I said, Marty, choice is up to you.
[14:35 - 14:37] This can go one of two ways.
[14:37 - 14:42] You can either beat me and I work for you
[14:42 - 14:47] and you pay me 30% of what you make
[14:47 - 14:50] or I can beat you
[14:50 - 14:56] and you can pay me all that money
[14:56 - 14:58] that you owe me from your channel
[15:00 - 15:05] because your channel does have me all over it.
[15:05 - 15:10] And Marty, you cannot deny that you need me
[15:10 - 15:16] because without me, your channel wouldn't be anywhere
[15:16 - 15:17] and you know it.
[15:17 - 15:25] Without me, you wouldn't have a YouTube career.
[15:26 - 15:30] So honestly, regardless of the race,
[15:30 - 15:33] I personally think you owe me all the money anyway.
[15:33 - 15:39] I personally think you should rightfully pay me regardless
[15:39 - 15:44] but I'm giving you a chance to keep that money.
[15:44 - 15:48] So what's it gonna be?
[15:48 - 15:55] Are you gonna man up?
[15:55 - 15:58] And face me like you say you can
[15:58 - 16:01] or are you gonna chicken out like a bitch
[16:01 - 16:04] and I'm gonna have to haul your ass in the court?
[16:04 - 16:11] Because if you refuse this battle and this challenge,
[16:11 - 16:16] I will get a lawyer and I will haul you in the courts
[16:16 - 16:20] and I will sue you for every single penny that you owe me
[16:23 - 16:27] because let's face it, Marty, you do owe me.
[16:27 - 16:32] You're not getting out of this one, Marty.
[16:32 - 16:35] Not happening.
[16:35 - 16:40] So like I said, Marty, it can go one of two ways.
[16:40 - 16:47] You can take the challenge and face me or beat me
[16:48 - 16:53] or I can save up the money, haul your ass in the court,
[16:53 - 16:56] go through the whole legal process
[16:56 - 17:01] and sue you for every single penny that you owe me
[17:01 - 17:08] and I can have you thrown in jail for a long time
[17:08 - 17:11] for a lot of shit that you've done to me
[17:11 - 17:15] because let's face it, Marty, you've done a lot to me.
[17:15 - 17:18] You've done revenge form, doxanine,
[17:18 - 17:23] which the doxanine part doesn't really fall under the crumbs
[17:23 - 17:27] but revenge form, harassment,
[17:27 - 17:30] getting my biological father fired from his job,
[17:30 - 17:38] attacking my family the way that you have.
[17:38 - 17:41] All the different shit that you've done,
[17:41 - 17:44] I can get you arrested for if I so chose.
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[17:48 - 17:50] Plus, I can get you one blackmail.
[17:50 - 18:00] Because I say to Marty, you have blackmailed me
[18:00 - 18:03] many a times, your channel shows it.
[18:03 - 18:11] So like I said, Marty, it's your call.
[18:12 - 18:16] Either way, you could be hauled in the court
[18:16 - 18:18] and I could force you to pay me
[18:18 - 18:23] or you could take this challenge on your own free will
[18:23 - 18:30] and either beat me and I work with you
[18:30 - 18:36] and you only pay me 30% of what you make
[18:41 - 18:44] or I can beat you and you could just flat out pay me
[18:44 - 18:48] the money that you owe me already rightfully.
[18:48 - 18:53] So what's it gonna be, Marty?
[18:53 - 18:59] Take my challenge and face me or lose
[18:59 - 19:06] or win or run away like a bitch
[19:06 - 19:09] and I haul you in the court and I sue you
[19:09 - 19:12] for every fucking penny that you owe me.
[19:12 - 19:17] I mean, either way, I'm fine.
[19:17 - 19:20] Either way, either one I'm fine with, Marty.
[19:20 - 19:25] Either one, I'm fine with it but just know
[19:25 - 19:28] that when I haul your ass in the court,
[19:28 - 19:31] I'm not only gonna go after you for the shit
[19:31 - 19:35] that you made money off of but I am gonna go after you
[19:35 - 19:38] for revenge porn and all the shit
[19:38 - 19:40] that you put me and my family through,
[19:40 - 19:45] ending you up in prison for a very long time.
[19:45 - 19:50] So take your pick.
[19:50 - 19:57] Take your pick, Marty.
[19:57 - 19:59] What's it gonna be?
[19:59 - 20:05] Are you gonna face me and take the challenge
[20:06 - 20:08] or am I gonna haul you in the court?
[20:08 - 20:11] Take your money that you owe me
[20:11 - 20:14] and have you locked in prison for a very long time.
[20:14 - 20:19] You don't get a choice in this matter.
[20:19 - 20:22] There is no running this time.
[20:22 - 20:26] So what's it gonna be, Marty?
[20:26 - 20:30] Take a shot at freedom and face me
[20:30 - 20:34] or end your ass up in prison.
[20:34 - 20:39] I'm giving you a shot of freedom here, Marty.
[20:39 - 20:46] And if I were you, I'd take that shot.
[20:46 - 20:47] Just saying.
[20:47 - 20:53] If I were you, I would take that shot.
[20:53 - 21:01] Seriously, I would take that shot if I were you.
[21:01 - 21:04] I'm just saying, I mean, I'm not you.
[21:04 - 21:06] I can't speak for you.
[21:06 - 21:12] But if I were you, I'd make the smart move.
[21:12 - 21:16] I would seriously make the smart move
[21:16 - 21:19] and I would take the challenge.
[21:19 - 21:20] I mean, what do you gotta lose?
[21:20 - 21:25] Seriously, what do you have to lose?
[21:25 - 21:29] If you beat me, I work with you.
[21:29 - 21:32] No questions asked, clean and clear.
[21:32 - 21:35] And you pay me 30%, or if I beat you,
[21:35 - 21:37] you just find out, pay me the money
[21:37 - 21:38] that you can easily make back.
[21:38 - 21:43] Sorry, what have you really gotta lose?
[21:43 - 21:49] One race, that's all.
[21:49 - 21:51] One race.
[21:51 - 21:59] One race to take it all.
[22:00 - 22:02] One race, Marty, that's it.
[22:02 - 22:04] That's all it is.
[22:04 - 22:07] What do you really have to lose?
[22:07 - 22:09] It's just one race, bro.
[22:09 - 22:13] A race for your freedom.
[22:13 - 22:18] One race is all it takes, Marty.
[22:18 - 22:22] You face me, you stay out of jail.
[22:22 - 22:25] You don't face me.
[22:25 - 22:28] I save up, haul your ass into court,
[22:29 - 22:34] and sue you and then have you locked away
[22:34 - 22:35] for everything you've done to me.
[22:35 - 22:39] So, take your pick, Marty.
[22:39 - 22:41] What's it gonna be?
[22:41 - 22:48] Make your choice.
[22:48 - 22:55] I'll be waiting.
[22:56 - 23:00] Oh, and just for the record, Marty, just so you know,
[23:00 - 23:04] when this race does happen,
[23:04 - 23:08] I'm not holding back.
[23:08 - 23:16] So, I don't expect you to either.
[23:16 - 23:21] So, Marty, if I were you,
[23:21 - 23:24] I'd find the best driver you've got.
[23:24 - 23:29] So, if I were you, I'd start looking.
[23:29 - 23:35] I'm just saying.
[23:35 - 23:47] So, Marty, you better start looking
[23:47 - 23:51] 'cause I was expecting an answer from you within 48 hours.
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Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '535' on August 9th, 2024
