2021-12-23 SKULL SCRACHER COMEDY

[0:16 - 5:25] What happened?
[5:28 - 5:56] What's up y'all not wait for the party, am I?
[6:33 - 6:35] There we go
[6:35 - 6:40] Y'all took what they're really and there is about 30,000 for your water right there buggers
[6:41 - 6:43] So
[6:43 - 6:48] So you may have seen Tony
[6:52 - 6:57] Okay, the pedophile the known pedophile I should say
[7:01 - 7:04] Yeah, you say you say that you're not a pedophile
[7:05 - 7:09] All right
[7:09 - 7:18] Watch this y'all. I'm about to make a joke out of this guy. I'm gonna go Richard Nixon on this guy. Hello
[7:19 - 7:21] Can I help you Sean?
[7:21 - 7:29] Cuz you're all pushy. That's why I want to try your mother go out to shuck on my dick yo, what it all
[7:31 - 7:33] John Campbell's what do you name that girl soup?
[7:34 - 7:44] All right, what are you some soup you guys out like you name it out of some fucking Campbell's soup matter of fact watch this
[7:47 - 7:49] yellow
[7:49 - 7:51] Shut up. Why it's called your mother's a bitch
[7:56 - 8:09] Hello, what hang it up on your shawney?
[8:09 - 8:13] Well, cheers to me. You're the one that's not just from Campbell's shirt
[8:14 - 8:16] not me
[8:16 - 8:19] Like one camels really it's most hate you as a kid
[8:20 - 8:23] Like obviously your parents hate you as a kid because
[8:24 - 8:27] You being named after a can of soup like really broke
[8:27 - 8:33] Did you remember where you were your family that hungry that they needed to name you after some soup?
[8:34 - 8:41] Like were they that desperate or were they just high and stoned this fucking ones with food? I'll just say it
[8:44 - 8:46] Come on
[8:46 - 8:49] John Campbell's like bro. What is that?
[8:50 - 8:51] like
[8:52 - 8:57] Why I say where your parents really that fucking hungry that they were named after a thing of soup, bro
[8:58 - 9:09] Let's see if this is him
[9:12 - 9:14] Hello
[9:14 - 9:30] Yeah, she called you look in the mirror. There's a thing bro. My jokes ain't desperate. My jokes are funny
[9:32 - 9:36] Matter of fact, bro, you want to joke once you look in the mirror because clearly
[9:37 - 9:42] You haven't taken a good long hard look because clearly you are a joke. I'm just saying bro
[9:42 - 9:50] But no for real though in all honesty man, I love making people laugh, dude
[9:50 - 9:56] I love seeing the look on people's faces when you know, they laugh at my jokes because at least people laugh at my jokes
[9:57 - 10:02] You know, I figure if people are gonna make fun of me why not join them?
[10:03 - 10:05] Hey, I know I look weird
[10:05 - 10:08] I'm trying to look weird
[10:08 - 10:10] because
[10:10 - 10:11] at least
[10:11 - 10:13] I'm not
[10:13 - 10:21] Like a cupcake factory, although it seems like a lot of y'all are I'm just saying and
[10:22 - 10:24] What's with that Tony, dude?
[10:24 - 10:26] like
[10:26 - 10:29] What do you think religion is some sort of shield to hide beyond?
[10:30 - 10:32] like bro
[10:32 - 10:41] And what's with Marty like is he so scared of people that he has to hide his face is he that fucking scared?
[10:45 - 10:47] Yo
[10:47 - 10:50] Motel what's good?
[10:50 - 10:52] Long time no see what the fuck's up?
[10:54 - 11:05] Hello, if you're not gonna answer shiny boy, I need to pick up or hang up. What area for her?
[11:07 - 11:18] Oh, well, what a day what a day what a day another troll another joke
[11:18 - 11:27] And what what's with you trolls anyway like certain don't trolls usually live under bridges and that's what I was told
[11:28 - 11:30] Don't they usually live under bridges? I mean
[11:30 - 11:34] That's the one I mean I was told trolls always live under bridges
[11:34 - 11:36] but I
[11:36 - 11:52] Don't know when that change. Ah, here we go again another jokester
[11:57 - 11:58] yellow
[11:58 - 12:04] Huh, no answer. You're not gonna say
[12:07 - 12:09] No, oh
[12:09 - 12:18] Well, we all you got. Oh, excuse me. That's what I think about what you've got to say
[12:18 - 12:24] I can hear you and that gas is all I gotta say to you. So
[12:27 - 12:30] No
[12:30 - 12:32] Nah, not interested
[12:32 - 12:39] But that gas I just went out. That's what I think about half you trolls
[12:39 - 12:58] Half your trolls. That's what I think of you. You're shit. Really? Do I look like a bundle of twigs to you?
[12:59 - 13:04] Last time I tried to find it was a bundle of twigs and last time I said, I'm not made of wood
[13:04 - 13:11] But apparently you are so you might want to go to the witch and get that thing care of just saying I
[13:11 - 13:15] Ain't no bundle of sticks. I'm on you because you kind of look like it
[13:15 - 13:19] So, yeah, I might want to go to the witch doctor or maybe they're looking what's in the wash
[13:19 - 13:22] I don't know. Yeah, you need to go to the doctor to get that look that
[13:23 - 13:31] Just saying thank you. I know I get pushy. I get more new do every single day so anymore, so
[13:32 - 13:34] Sorry about your luck airplane
[13:34 - 13:42] That's funny. People want to call me a pushy, but yeah, I get more pushy than they do
[13:42 - 13:51] I'm just saying but no for real though. I don't want to see though, man
[13:51 - 13:59] I find these trolls so funny like I want I genuinely want to know what goes through their heads like
[14:00 - 14:03] Are they just sitting there thinking like oh, I'm even you're a bridge
[14:04 - 14:08] I'm a troll. I live in your average. Yeah
[14:09 - 14:11] Like
[14:11 - 14:14] What what goes through y'all's heads when you say this shit?
[14:15 - 14:18] Like and people say that I'm the weird mother
[14:20 - 14:22] Hey, I'm not the one that lives on their bridge
[14:23 - 14:25] Last time I tried I live in a house
[14:26 - 14:36] Trolls belong under a bridge. I'm just saying like trolls belong under a motherfucking bridge
[14:36 - 14:44] And you know, it's funny is half y'all trolls and yes, I know that Mike isn't plugged in as part of the act
[14:44 - 14:46] So just roll with it
[14:46 - 14:49] You know what I really find funny and comedic
[14:50 - 14:52] about people like
[14:53 - 14:55] Marty and Tony
[14:55 - 14:58] They think they're so bad ass or really they ain't shit
[14:59 - 15:01] Here we go another troll
[15:04 - 15:05] Hello
[15:05 - 15:16] Hey, what was your money? Hey, hey John came up. Let me ask something was your money was your mom's was your mom's
[15:17 - 15:19] Hey, let me say something about
[15:20 - 15:29] Hey, what was what was your mom made a was your was your mom or dad strong when they named you because clearly
[15:30 - 15:33] Dude John comes well, what do you mean? Oh shoot, bro?
[15:33 - 15:42] Come on. No, how would you like to eating your ass now because clearly your last name soup? So so I want you
[15:45 - 15:48] brother
[15:48 - 15:50] No, but obviously you do so why don't you go fucking?
[15:51 - 15:56] Bro, I swear to God this guy's hungry for sure
[15:56 - 16:03] Can somebody get this guy some soup the strong camels guy because I'm gonna go to the store get this guy some camel soup or something
[16:03 - 16:07] like seriously
[16:07 - 16:14] Get this guy some fucking soup or something cuz clearly this guy won't stop calling like he thinks I'm a fucking store
[16:15 - 16:17] I'm not a store, bro
[16:17 - 16:23] Do I look like a story? Do I don't look like I have a fucking sign on my forehead or anywhere all this says
[16:24 - 16:28] Welcome to the Cyrax mark home a soup in snacks
[16:30 - 16:31] Clearly I don't
[16:31 - 16:36] So somebody get this dude some fucking soup or something but again for Christmas
[16:36 - 16:42] Why don't we get this dude a whole fucking 12 pack of top Brahmin or they have me
[16:42 - 16:49] They get a couple packs of top Brahmin with some bread and so, you know your basic shit to live
[16:49 - 16:51] That's clearly this dude needs it
[16:59 - 17:10] Clearly it is dude needs it and what's with the private numbers shit, bro. Hello
[17:10 - 17:20] Hey, like I said, where was your mom and dad stone winning India cuz your last name's Campbell
[17:21 - 17:24] Obviously, you think I'm a store. I ain't no store cow
[17:27 - 17:31] Now, yeah, that's it's Campbell. It's can't I'm pretty sure you said Campbell
[17:31 - 17:37] And if you want camel soup, why don't you go to kmart because clearly you're hungry for some soup
[17:37 - 17:42] And I'm sorry to say I'm not a store shiny boy. I'm not a store shiny boy
[17:42 - 17:47] I don't know then you're you're calling the wrong store go go to somewhere else. I'm not a store
[17:49 - 17:56] just saying
[17:56 - 18:00] Like I look like I have a shine on my forehead that says
[18:01 - 18:03] Cyrax is food mark
[18:03 - 18:05] Clearly I don't
[18:06 - 18:13] Clearly it's funny
[18:21 - 18:23] Swear to God
[18:23 - 18:30] Does this guy like called what I want to know is do y'all trolls like get off on calling people?
[18:31 - 18:34] No, literally, I think I know what you trolls do. I
[18:35 - 18:41] Think half you trolls you sit there and you call somebody just so your phone can vibrate
[18:41 - 18:45] And you stick that shit up your ass. Can you like the feeling of a phone vibrating up your ass? I?
[18:46 - 18:51] Swear to God, that's what you get off on you stick the phone up your ass. You know let that shit vibrate and
[18:53 - 18:55] Every time he tries all my ears
[18:56 - 18:59] Oh
[18:59 - 19:03] That's all you fucking here going out your mouth every time you sit the phone up your ass
[19:04 - 19:10] Because y'all get off on the calls and shit that you like to hear the phone vibrate so every time you stick it up your ass
[19:10 - 19:12] I hear
[19:16 - 19:27] That's what you sound like like seriously, that's what you sound like bro like
[19:27 - 19:32] So, I mean to each their own. I'm not judging. I'm just saying that to each their own
[19:32 - 19:41] I'm seriously that that's all that's all you. That's all I wait. That's all that's why you guys sound when you try to call
[19:42 - 19:49] And sorry, I don't get off on that shit personally. I don't stick phones on my asses
[19:49 - 19:53] I'm not like that. I don't roll that way
[19:53 - 19:59] I know what y'all gonna say y'all gonna bring the stylish shit up, but uh,
[19:59 - 20:07] At least I don't think vibrating phones up my asses. Let's just say that at least I don't call people and get off
[20:07 - 20:09] on sticking phones up asses
[20:09 - 20:18] Like for real
[20:18 - 20:26] It's right guy every time you all try to call somebody you have to stick the phone up your ass just so you can fucking hear I
[20:27 - 20:30] Know what you guys do you see this is what you this is what you trolls do
[20:30 - 20:34] This is exactly what you do you run the headphones up through your ass
[20:35 - 20:39] Then out of your mouth and into your ears, and they already talk you sound like
[20:41 - 20:43] How can I help y'all
[20:44 - 20:46] Ah
[20:46 - 20:50] How can I help me out that I that's how you sound because you have to run the you know
[20:50 - 20:57] You have to run the headphones up through your asshole out your mouth and into your ear and by then you just got shitty ass headphones
[20:57 - 20:59] So
[20:59 - 21:01] Well, like I said teach their own
[21:01 - 21:07] Well, I'm not judging that to teach their own bro. You do you
[21:07 - 21:13] And no, I'm not gay
[21:19 - 21:21] Actually, no, I'm not
[21:21 - 21:31] Here we go y'all another dude trying to call in
[21:31 - 21:33] Another vibrator of the ass
[21:33 - 21:49] Another vibrant phone of the ass I guess huh? Hey, I'm just saying why sounds like to me another trolls trying to stick the phone up their ass
[21:49 - 21:50] Oh man
[21:50 - 21:55] Hey, y'all creep sounds me like another trolls trying to stick the phone up their ass again in a little bit
[21:55 - 22:17] And besides I don't know who's worse man you trolls or Trevor from GTA 5
[22:20 - 22:25] God man. I want to y'all trolls man y'all trolls must love sticking phones up your asses
[22:30 - 22:32] Exactly
[22:32 - 22:38] Man y'all trolls must really love fucking vibrate phones up your asses because y'all keep on calling bro. Like
[22:39 - 22:41] What's up with that? Like what what?
[22:42 - 22:55] The y'all really like phones up your asses that fucking bad. All right, bro. I mean, I'm not judging. I'm just saying bro
[22:55 - 23:00] Hey, if you want to do that to somebody do it to your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your significant other
[23:01 - 23:03] Do it to that person. Why you got to do it to yourself?
[23:04 - 23:10] Or hell you can always have your girlfriend or significant other boyfriend or whoever you with do it to you
[23:10 - 23:14] Like either way like it's like it's no big deal
[23:15 - 23:23] Well, I know we all have our kinks and shit, but I'm not judging. I'm just saying like if you're gonna do that shit
[23:24 - 23:26] Like at least make it entertaining
[23:27 - 23:32] Yeah
[23:35 - 23:41] Sound like a freaking alarm clock sounds like my fucking alarm clock back in high school man does
[23:42 - 23:45] Just literally man. These guys sound like my alarm. I just
[23:48 - 23:54] Then shut the fuck up I'm gonna sleep. Well, you guys ever have that alarm clock in high school
[23:54 - 23:57] That's so annoying. Oh, you're just
[23:57 - 24:01] And you're just like I'm gonna shut the fuck up. Let me sleep. I just keep going
[24:03 - 24:05] And you're like dude shut the fuck up and
[24:06 - 24:10] Just keeps going and he's like, you know what fuck this you pick it up and smash her
[24:10 - 24:19] You just fucking throw something at it. Y'all ever have that because I know I have man
[24:19 - 24:24] That's annoying, bro
[24:24 - 24:29] Bro, this ain't fucking high school. Y'all have my mom on my daddy, bro
[24:29 - 24:31] Like come on, bro. This ain't fucking high school, bro
[24:32 - 24:40] Quit waking me up. It isn't fucking high school. High school was like fucking
[24:42 - 24:47] 10 11 years ago, I ain't in high school nor a fucker. I don't need an alarm clock
[24:47 - 24:52] Wake me up. Tell me hey get your ass out of bed time for school motherfucker. Get your ass out of bed
[24:52 - 25:03] I don't need that shit. No, they were a dental alarm clock. Then I wouldn't mind so much
[25:04 - 25:07] Bro, you can give me a fucking dental alarm clock
[25:08 - 25:11] I'll wake up laughing my fucking ass off, bro
[25:11 - 25:23] Like for real, bro, you give me a fucking dead fool alarm clock with his ass talking, bro
[25:23 - 25:25] I'll be having a blast with that bitch
[25:26 - 25:38] Have his ass wake up. Tell me hey time to murder someone today. What?
[25:39 - 25:42] Oh, I cool
[25:42 - 25:45] Bro, imagine Deadpool being in a long clock though for real
[25:45 - 25:53] How bad ass would it be to have a fucking dead fool alarm clock that talks shit every time you fucking wake up
[25:54 - 25:57] That hey time to get up. Time to go murder someone
[25:59 - 26:01] Time to show a sword up someone's ass. Oh
[26:03 - 26:09] And don't don't don't pay any attention to the guy with the brown slacks cuz I tried shooting him
[26:09 - 26:14] But he got smarter more than brown pants so that when I tried to kill him the blood didn't see through
[26:16 - 26:19] Like how funny would that fucking be I
[26:22 - 26:38] Seriously, who here would not want a freaking dead fool alarm clock, man. I'm serious, bro
[26:38 - 26:43] I would I'm personally I'll go to have a freaking dead fool alarm clock. Personally. I think I'd be badass
[26:43 - 26:51] And be better than one than the one I had when I was kid shit
[26:54 - 26:58] Because dude the one I had as a kid was fucking annoying, bro
[26:58 - 27:00] like
[27:00 - 27:02] Fucking annoying shit, bro
[27:03 - 27:05] Every time I go
[27:06 - 27:09] Every five seconds, it's like bro shut the fuck up
[27:09 - 27:14] And then when I became a teenager I had to like the Lionel clock one that they were wrong
[27:14 - 27:18] I love Lionel clocks are fucking amazing. I actually have a collectible Lionel trains
[27:19 - 27:21] But dude that fucking train going off
[27:23 - 27:29] Every fucking morning, bro. It's like motherfucker. I'm not going to fucking Hogwarts. This is not fucking Harry Potter, bitch
[27:29 - 27:36] I'm not going to platform nine three quarters. I'm not going to Hogwarts. I'm not going to Hermology. I'm not going to fucking
[27:36 - 27:38] Snape's potions class
[27:38 - 27:42] All right, motherfucker. There's a Hogwarts. Shut the fuck up. Go back to sleep
[27:43 - 27:47] Fuck your motherfucking train in the train. I'll wear belongs. There's a fucking Hogwarts. This ain't Harry Potter, bitch
[27:48 - 27:56] Had some wanted to take the train out the motherfucker just throw it at the wall be like yo, fuck your train
[27:56 - 28:03] I'm sleeping bitch. I ain't trying to get over a fucking Hogwarts and be fucking late
[28:11 - 28:19] Boo, not for me. What are you a tape man? Boo. I'm you're not funny
[28:19 - 28:24] you're not funny and
[28:25 - 28:27] Scorpion didn't
[28:27 - 28:32] My best scorpion didn't the green ranger kick your ass and super power beat down
[28:34 - 28:36] Hey, last time I checked
[28:37 - 28:57] Let's go back and look at this real quick. I think I'll take a look at this
[29:13 - 29:17] Also, I think I'm back. It was the white ranger that kicked your ass
[29:18 - 29:32] Let's go back to look shall we let's take a look. Shall we? Oh
[29:34 - 29:37] Yeah, sugar started right through your face. Oh
[29:40 - 29:42] Got your ass kicked by one of
[29:43 - 29:45] my favorite ranges
[29:45 - 29:54] Well, let's take a look back at that in slow motion. Shall we?
[29:55 - 29:57] Well, let's take a look at this
[30:05 - 30:37] Let's see how the white ranger kicked scorpion's ass. Let's let's see it. Let's watch how the white ranger kicked your ass
[30:38 - 31:11] Yeah, not looking so good there's score cuz it looks to me like
[31:12 - 31:18] Jason and Frank who just happens to be a fan of our work shot the JDM in his whole family fucking love you guys
[31:19 - 31:21] but it appears to me that
[31:22 - 31:26] JDM aka Tommy Oliver the white ranger
[31:27 - 31:29] This picture ass
[31:29 - 31:32] Why bro, you got your ass beat by a fucking power ranger
[31:34 - 31:44] Dude that must suck and didn't didn't scorpion kick your ass
[31:45 - 31:57] Like five times over already. Why didn't scorpion scorpion didn't your brother sub-zero beat your ass already like oh
[31:57 - 32:03] I don't know ten times. Oh, I know I'm sorry. Sorry. That wasn't your brother. That was was it
[32:04 - 32:07] They didn't you get punched in the dick by Johnny Cage?
[32:08 - 32:13] Then Johnny Cage take a man who about kicking you in the fucking balls or did he just straight up come on
[32:13 - 32:15] Just punch you straight in the balls
[32:15 - 32:21] Why did he just like literally just like soccer kick you there or did he just straight out fucking?
[32:21 - 32:23] Tekken shot you in the fucking balls
[32:24 - 32:31] I'm pretty the last time I checked. I'm pretty sure Johnny Cage went Tekken on your ass and straight up upper
[32:31 - 32:33] Couldn't you in the fucking balls with his face?
[32:33 - 32:38] That's why you got that mask on because every time you are great
[32:39 - 32:51] Yeah, the walk around we're gonna Walmart with that mask on basically over taking it off people walk you'll walk around people talking
[32:52 - 33:07] Wait for real. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how you sound. I mean, that's why you wear the mask, right?
[33:07 - 33:09] Because you
[33:13 - 33:17] Because you got your ass kicked by not only Johnny Cage
[33:18 - 33:24] But by the way ranger as well, bro, I mean, I thought you were supposed to be a badass
[33:25 - 33:30] I mean, I saw a jet. You were supposed to be a badass, bro
[33:31 - 33:36] I come on dude. You have fucking spear with a chain attached to it
[33:36 - 33:42] I mean that that seems like that'd be a pretty badass weapon to me shit
[33:46 - 34:01] Fuck a joke motherfuckers out with that shit. I mean seriously, I mean, you're supposed to be a badass
[34:02 - 34:07] I mean, dude, you got a freaking chain
[34:08 - 34:13] With a fucking spear at the end of it, bro. You're supposed to be a badass
[34:13 - 34:16] You're supposed to be a spawn from hell
[34:20 - 34:22] but yet
[34:22 - 34:28] You got your ass beat by the white ranger and then before that
[34:29 - 34:34] You got freaking nailed in the fucking balls by Johnny Cage
[34:36 - 34:43] Fucking Johnny Cage of all people. I mean of all people I I can understand somebody like Raiden or
[34:45 - 34:50] Jade or even Katana, that's enough. Katana would just straight up cut your head off
[34:50 - 34:56] I wouldn't want to fuck with her. I'm just saying I would not want to be in the line of fire with Katana, man straight up
[34:57 - 35:00] Cuz Katana, yeah
[35:01 - 35:03] Not when you want to fuck with
[35:03 - 35:13] Alright, what's next, bro? You getting your ass kicked
[35:13 - 35:15] by the Grinch I
[35:16 - 35:21] No, no, wait, wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot next time probably gonna get your ass kicked by spider-man
[35:25 - 35:31] Actually, no, I think that actually no the one I would say is a lot of that is if you got your ass kicked by kick ass
[35:31 - 35:37] I would say it's the last if you got your ass beat by kick ass
[35:37 - 35:39] And he ain't even got a superpower
[35:52 - 35:57] Now there were somebody like Darth Maul. Fuck. Yeah, dude. I fuck with Darth Maul, man
[35:57 - 36:06] It isn't just me or I'm not the only one that would love to see a straight-up fight
[36:07 - 36:10] between Darth Maul and Jade for Mortal Kombat
[36:10 - 36:14] Am I the only dude that would love to see that fight Jade versus Darth Maul?
[36:14 - 36:20] Am I the only one that would love to see that fight? I think that'd be pretty badass, honestly
[36:20 - 36:34] I actually think that'd be bad fucking ass, bro. I mean
[36:34 - 36:40] a chick with a glow-in-vose staff versus a dude with a double-ended lightsaber, bro, that'd be sick. I
[36:41 - 36:47] Would actually watch that straight up like no joke. I would actually watch that shit for real
[36:49 - 36:53] That would actually be a match and I would actually sit down and watch all the way through
[36:59 - 37:06] Talking about yourself against Scorp. I'm sorry. It's not Scorp being a Scorpina
[37:07 - 37:13] I forgot cuz you're a chick. So you might want to add to anything in the name cuz obviously you're a chick
[37:29 - 37:33] It's called I'm making people laugh and apparently you're triggered
[37:33 - 37:39] There's so many mad at the fact that he got his ass kicked by Johnny Cage in the white ranger. Oh
[37:42 - 37:46] Poor Scorpion mad that he got his ass kicked by the white ranger of everyone
[37:48 - 37:55] I'm Scorpion. I got my ass kicked by the white ranger and I got punched by Johnny Cage
[37:56 - 38:03] Mommy, I got kicked in the mouth by Johnny Cage and it's standing in the face by the white ranger
[38:13 - 38:15] For real, that's how you sound, bro
[38:16 - 38:18] I'm just saying
[38:18 - 38:20] Obviously you're mad
[38:20 - 38:26] You're still butthurt that you got your ass kicked by the most badass ranger
[38:27 - 38:29] shout out JDS
[38:29 - 38:32] And you got your ass kicked
[38:33 - 38:35] by a fucking actor
[38:35 - 38:38] With a fucking trophy
[38:38 - 38:42] Yeah, your ass kicked by a random dude with some fucking shades on
[38:43 - 38:45] My that's pretty fucking sad, bro
[38:45 - 38:55] Like I said, I can understand getting your ass kicked by raiding or Baraka or
[38:56 - 39:03] Sindel or you know so many of that magnitude but dude really
[39:05 - 39:13] Getting your ass kicked by Johnny Cage and then getting stabbed in the face
[39:14 - 39:16] By the green by the white ranger, bro
[39:17 - 39:19] Dude that fucking sucks
[39:19 - 39:37] Like that's gotta suck, bro. Hey, man. Let's talk to you
[39:37 - 39:43] I wonder how he brushes his teeth in the morning, dude. I genuinely wonder like dude. How do you like?
[39:44 - 39:49] Put your mask or anything on in the morning. You have to like take the sword out and then
[39:50 - 39:55] Like you have to take the sword out and then put your stuff on or just or just put your helmet on
[39:55 - 40:01] Stab it straight through and how do you even brush your teeth in the morning?
[40:01 - 40:05] That's what I want to know with that sword in your mouth. I'm pretty sure you'd have a hard time doing that
[40:05 - 40:17] Yeah, the fucking work that toothbrush around the fucking sword. Like how does that? How does that work?
[40:17 - 40:19] Why do you have to?
[40:20 - 40:21] Like do you have to do that?
[40:21 - 40:27] Why do you have to you know use a toothbrush to get around your teeth around the sword or
[40:27 - 40:33] Do you just like wait until you're done and then put the sword through your face and then put the helmet
[40:33 - 40:36] How does that work? That's what I want to know. Like how does that work, bro?
[40:39 - 40:44] That's a pretty cool fucking trick, dude. Hey, that'd be cool parties though, bro
[40:47 - 40:50] Now that'd be cool fucking parties, bro. Like hey kids want to see a trick
[40:51 - 40:56] Sure. What is it? I can stick a sword through my face. Really? Let's see it. Okay. Shink
[40:57 - 40:59] See sort to the base
[41:01 - 41:02] And that'd be a cool ass party trick
[41:07 - 41:09] Bro, that'd be a dope ass party trick
[41:11 - 41:16] But you're gonna stay the sword show three chairman. Hey, go catch. I just took a short to my face
[41:18 - 41:20] And I could talk I guess with other like
[41:21 - 41:26] Ha ha ha ha my bro. That'd be a pretty badass party trick. I'm just saying bro
[41:29 - 41:34] You get sound in the face. You leave a store there, man. You know a dope ass fucking party trick
[41:38 - 41:40] Bro, you know a dope ass fucking party trick, bro
[41:44 - 41:47] Like your story would beat out any motherfuckers there
[41:50 - 41:52] Your story would beat out anybody's
[41:53 - 41:55] Then oh, dude, you should have been there
[41:56 - 42:00] We went to the bar. There was a chick. We had drinks. It was a good time
[42:01 - 42:06] What'd you do, bro? I got to see a scorpion stick a sword through his face
[42:08 - 42:14] So I topped that I got to see scorpions stick a sword through his face and live
[42:16 - 42:18] Like your story would beat out anyone else's
[42:19 - 42:21] Hands down your story would beat out anyone's
[42:22 - 42:29] straight up
[42:29 - 42:44] Your story would literally beat out anyone's hands down. I guarantee you like I guarantee man
[42:44 - 42:47] You'd have the most of that ass story hands down
[42:48 - 42:51] The only thing that could probably top that is if you got to see a fucking midget, bro
[42:55 - 42:58] Only two things could top out chicks at a bar
[43:00 - 43:04] See a scorpion stick a sword through his face and a fucking midget, bro
[43:06 - 43:11] And just for the record, no, I'm not a midget. I have five for three. I am a bubble midget
[43:12 - 43:14] Trust me. I know a midget though my fucking science teacher
[43:15 - 43:18] And no, that's my science teacher. You know, I love you girly
[43:18 - 43:21] You know, you're one of my good friends, but uh, yeah, you're still a midget
[43:22 - 43:24] And I just still kick your ass
[43:31 - 43:34] Although I probably shouldn't say that because she'll probably kick my ass for that
[43:40 - 43:44] But now for real though, man, I'm fucking a little much science teacher from high school, man
[43:45 - 43:48] My science teacher is one of my closest friends, dude. I fucking love my science teacher, bro
[43:48 - 43:50] She's fucking cool as fuck
[43:51 - 43:53] Well, I can't hate on my science teacher
[43:53 - 43:55] But it is fun to fuck with her though
[43:55 - 43:59] It is fun to crack jokes at her man because she actually is a fucking midget
[43:59 - 44:02] And she would kick my ass if I said this in front of her
[44:03 - 44:05] She would legitimately beat my ass
[44:07 - 44:12] Dude, she would straight up go motherfucking Yoda on my ass, bro
[44:13 - 44:18] Why dude she would straight up go fucking Yoda on my ass, bro
[44:18 - 44:22] She would point out a fucking lightsaber going fucking Yoda on my ass for real
[44:24 - 44:27] Me showing up the me showing up on live stream chopped up in bits
[44:28 - 44:30] Had to fucking hop up
[44:30 - 44:32] All chopped up machine. I had to fucking
[44:33 - 44:36] Do like that one dude from Naruto that has the uh
[44:37 - 44:40] That one dude from Naruto that can control puppets
[44:40 - 44:43] I'd have to do like that motherfucking doesn't reanimate myself
[44:44 - 44:46] Just to hop up on here
[44:46 - 44:52] And do shit because I got chopped up by my fucking science teacher with a fucking lightsaber
[44:52 - 44:58] That would fucking suck
[44:58 - 45:02] But no, I don't want to see that man. I'm fucking love my science teacher and she's cool as fuck
[45:03 - 45:07] Like and I hope she doesn't see this and if she does
[45:08 - 45:10] Please don't kick my ass
[45:10 - 45:12] You know, I love you. Please don't kick my ass
[45:16 - 45:19] Because you already did that once when I was in science when we were in school and
[45:19 - 45:21] I don't want to have to go through that again. So
[45:24 - 45:26] Just know that I'm joking
[45:27 - 45:32] I know it'd be pretty funny. Watch my ass and watch me give my ass beat my last midget science teacher
[45:33 - 45:37] I know you guys would probably laugh your ass off at that shit. I know
[45:41 - 45:44] I know y'all would be laughing your asses off at that shit
[45:47 - 45:50] Hell I know what are you motherfuckers and film that shit?
[45:51 - 45:58] I know one of you motherfuckers when we film and that shit and post that shit on youtube
[45:59 - 46:01] Be like I can see the title already
[46:02 - 46:05] Syrax gets ass kicked by midget
[46:06 - 46:07] Oh, no, no, no, no
[46:10 - 46:13] Music got a syrax gets ass kicked
[46:14 - 46:17] By high school midget science teacher
[46:19 - 46:21] See that shit don't go on world star
[46:23 - 46:26] See that shit don't blow up on youtube for real
[46:26 - 46:45] Do I usually eat? I'll tell you what I eat. Your mom's pussy
[46:47 - 46:49] Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's your sister. Sorry
[46:50 - 46:53] I forgot that was your sister's pussy that I was eating last night. I'm just saying
[46:54 - 47:04] My hell I'm just being honest. I mean you asked me what I eat. I'm just being honest, bro
[47:09 - 47:12] But no for real though, man. Like I love doing this shit
[47:16 - 47:17] For real though, man
[47:17 - 47:18] I love doing this shit
[47:18 - 47:24] Like I love making you guys laugh man because I get to entertain you guys and
[47:25 - 47:30] I get to you know, crack jokes at the trolls. I get to have fun with this shit
[47:32 - 47:33] bro
[47:33 - 47:37] I swear to god that goddamn alarm clock doesn't fucking stop
[47:38 - 47:43] I swear to fucking god, bro. I'm about to fucking take that thing and fucking smash it, bro
[47:43 - 47:45] This is not fucking high school
[47:50 - 47:54] Sorry god, dude. I swear to fucking god. I'm about to go Trevor on this thing
[47:59 - 48:02] I swear to god. I'm about to go Trevor on this motherfucking thing, man
[48:03 - 48:06] Hey, hey alarm clock, fuck you
[48:08 - 48:11] Yeah, you alarm clock get over here
[48:11 - 48:14] Fuck you
[48:14 - 48:18] Just put a bullet in that motherfucker pull a goddamn Trevor and go psycho on his ass, man
[48:19 - 48:32] All right, hell I could do worse
[48:33 - 48:35] I could do a lot worse
[48:42 - 48:45] I could go straight up fucking Majin Buu on the goddamn thing
[48:47 - 49:10] No, really I could go Majin Buu on that thing. That ain't the way worse
[49:13 - 49:20] By far, it'd be way worse. We want to go down route
[49:44 - 49:48] Hey, at least I'm not going Vegeta and getting all bitchy about it
[50:01 - 50:03] Ouch
[50:03 - 50:06] Wait, it isn't Tony gay, bro. I thought he liked balls, didn't he?
[50:07 - 50:19] I thought Tony liked balls, bro. I didn't Tony. Well, I thought Tony was gay. I mean, I thought he liked balls
[50:22 - 50:26] I'm not that he wouldn't know how to use him because clearly he can't
[50:29 - 50:46] for obvious reasons
[50:46 - 50:48] I mean for real though, man like
[50:49 - 50:52] Uh, you trolls really crack me up
[50:57 - 50:59] And that's kind of like that
[50:59 - 51:01] Dude, why do you trolls sound just like that angie?
[51:02 - 51:04] 490 or 420 chick?
[51:05 - 51:08] Who and get this that angie chick
[51:09 - 51:11] That angie for whatever
[51:12 - 51:16] Seems to think that my boy scully on monitor ass
[51:18 - 51:21] Well, uh, I need to tell you angie but
[51:22 - 51:30] That person that unmodded you was me. I was the dude that did that shit
[51:32 - 51:34] Yes, I was the one that unmodded your ass
[51:35 - 51:37] It wasn't scully or nobody else
[51:37 - 51:39] It was me bitch. Hi
[51:41 - 51:44] You know the funny little dude right here this guy
[51:44 - 51:58] Hi, I'm the one that unmodded your ass. It wasn't scully or anybody else. It was me. So hi
[51:58 - 52:22] Hey black cat didn't know that it ain't halloween anymore, bro. What are you doing here black cat? It's not halloween, bro
[52:23 - 52:25] I mean aren't black cats supposed to show up on halloween
[52:26 - 52:30] All right, you're about two months late for the black cat shit, bro
[52:30 - 52:32] It ain't halloween no more. So what are you doing here?
[52:33 - 52:35] You ain't supposed to show up to halloween
[52:35 - 52:57] Right, dude, clearly it's not halloween yet. What all black cats were supposed to show up on halloween
[53:02 - 53:07] Right chill correct me if I'm wrong, but don't black cats usually always show up on halloween time
[53:11 - 53:35] Or is that just me? I'm just saying dead silence crickets
[53:36 - 53:39] Man you playing with jiminy crickets balls again, bro
[53:41 - 53:45] That's scorpion. What are you doing playing with jiminy cricket, bro?
[53:46 - 53:49] What do you wait? Are you in the beastie alley now or is that a bug alley?
[53:51 - 53:53] Because it's really fucking no fatality. It's like
[53:54 - 54:00] Obviously this dude clearly has a thing for jiminy cricket, which it's kind of creepy
[54:05 - 54:07] And it's kind of weird, bro
[54:07 - 54:12] I did you have an infinity for Disney characters or some shit, bro because
[54:12 - 54:15] You fucking with jiminy cricket. That's kind of fucking weird
[54:16 - 54:19] Just saying bro that is kind of out there
[54:24 - 54:28] I mean, I've heard of dog fuckers horse fuckers calf fuckers
[54:29 - 54:31] But cricket fuckers
[54:31 - 54:35] Bro, you're on a whole other fucking level with that shit, bro
[54:37 - 54:39] I do
[54:39 - 54:42] I don't want to think about where the fuck you stick the crickets, man
[54:43 - 54:45] shit
[54:45 - 54:48] Hmm, but to each their own I guess
[54:50 - 54:55] All right, I'm not judging. I'm just saying bro. I don't I don't want to know where the fuck you stick crickets
[54:57 - 54:58] huh
[54:58 - 55:02] Makes me fucking cringe just thinking about this shit, bro. Damn
[55:03 - 55:13] Hey, I don't nobody man. I'll put I'll put myself up to this
[55:21 - 55:23] I'll put my mother fucking stuff up to this shit
[55:33 - 55:37] But you know, like I said though, man, I fucking love being able to make y'all laugh, man because
[55:38 - 55:40] I know now especially COVID dude
[55:41 - 55:44] bitch ass virus
[55:44 - 55:49] I know what this fucking bitch ass virus going around y'all don't really get to do much
[55:50 - 55:53] At all you guys are like myself. You don't really get to do too much
[55:54 - 55:58] And you know, it's cool because I get to entertain you guys
[55:58 - 56:03] Make you guys laugh and make you forget about all the crazy bullshit that's going on in the world, man
[56:05 - 56:09] And it's fun to do because I get to make y'all laugh
[56:09 - 56:11] I get the crack jokes that don't fucks all day
[56:12 - 56:14] Like I love it man. It's just fun
[56:16 - 56:17] I get to have a good time
[56:17 - 56:23] Making you guys smile making you guys laugh have a good time with y'all make y'all forget about this bitch ass virus
[56:23 - 56:25] Who needs that needs to get gone?
[56:34 - 56:37] Like at the end of the day, man, if I can make y'all feel
[56:38 - 56:40] a little bit better at least or
[56:40 - 56:46] Make you walk well the more positive attitude and a better outlook on things then I'm doing my job
[56:49 - 56:53] You know, whether that be my gaming streams, whether that be
[56:54 - 56:59] You know doing comedy whether that be doing my my music shows like I do
[57:00 - 57:02] You know at the end of the day if I can, you know
[57:03 - 57:10] Motivate you guys to be a better version of yourself or to improve your life in some way that I'm good
[57:11 - 57:13] Like I'm doing my job at the end of the day
[57:13 - 57:15] If I can help you guys walk out
[57:17 - 57:20] off my streams
[57:20 - 57:22] feeling better about yourselves
[57:23 - 57:25] in some way
[57:25 - 57:27] Or a better about a situation or help you to
[57:28 - 57:30] You know get through a situation
[57:30 - 57:33] Now I'm doing my job at the end of the day and I love doing that
[57:33 - 57:36] I love helping people whether it be through my music
[57:37 - 57:43] Comedy gaming streams that show what you guys no matter what it is. Like I love helping you guys out in any way that I can
[57:44 - 57:48] Because I said no times ain't easy right now times are very very weird
[57:49 - 57:51] Times are very very hard and difficult
[57:52 - 57:56] So like I know like how hard things can, you know be
[57:58 - 58:00] And like I said at the end of the day
[58:00 - 58:04] If I can help you guys get through whatever it is you're going through and make you
[58:05 - 58:10] Have you guys leaving with a smile on your face or feeling better about a certain situation?
[58:10 - 58:18] That's all that matters to me
[58:18 - 58:23] Anyways, y'all I'm about to bounce for now man because I keep getting messages from some of my friends
[58:24 - 58:27] So I'm going to bounce the fuck up out here chill with them
[58:28 - 58:33] And see what the fuck's going on them see why the fuck they're treating my fucking discord like an alarm clock
[58:33 - 58:39] Bitch ass alarm clock
[58:39 - 58:43] And later on here a bit. I'm actually going to be setting up to play some grid 2019
[58:44 - 58:48] For y'all might try to break some records again. Try to take my title back
[58:49 - 58:51] As king of the mountain passes on okutama pass
[58:52 - 58:54] So I might set up for that
[58:55 - 59:01] And yeah, I will catch you guys later man. Hopefully I made you guys smile. Hopefully I got made you guys laugh
[59:02 - 59:04] Um, I will be doing some brand new workshop a couple of times
[59:04 - 59:07] I'm gonna upload to the guys see what they think
[59:07 - 59:11] So I do have some brand new merch dropped in and shit very soon
[59:11 - 59:13] I haven't picked out a story yet still looking on that
[59:15 - 59:19] But as soon as I find one the merch will be up. I guarantee you that
[59:20 - 59:24] I've got the designs that you gotta find a shop to post it up in
[59:25 - 59:28] And yeah, I'm fucking love you guys. I'll catch you guys later man
[59:28 - 59:31] Hopefully I will make you guys leave with a smile on your face tonight
[59:31 - 59:36] Hopefully you guys didn't enjoy this and you did smack that like button that subscribe button and the notification bell
[59:36 - 59:43] I'll thumb down below and I'll see you guys in just a little bit for some great 2019 man
[59:43 - 59:49] I'll catch you guys on the mountain pass man. I love you guys. Stay humble. Stay positive and keep being awesome, man
[59:50 - 59:52] I'm fucking love y'all man. Peace