Original upload date: December 1st, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:05] Joke time everybody. All right. So these three guys die in there in hell and Satan goes welcome to hell
[0:05 - 0:10] They're like, please please let us go back to heaven. Let us go to heaven. Yes. I'm not gonna just let you go to heaven
[0:10 - 0:13] But I'll give you an opportunity in that room
[0:13 - 0:17] I filled it with a hundred of the hottest most sexual creatures ever
[0:18 - 0:22] Beautiful women if you can stay the night there and not do anything sexual
[0:22 - 0:23] I'll let you go to heaven
[0:23 - 0:28] But if you fail you're right in front of me again and whatever you did on earth for a living
[0:28 - 0:30] That's what I'm gonna do to your junk
[0:30 - 0:33] So obviously they failed they didn't even make it 30 minutes
[0:34 - 0:39] So they're back. He looks the first guy goes. What'd you do on earth? I was was a mechanic
[0:39 - 0:41] So he grabbed some vice grips
[0:41 - 0:45] Clips it on his junk twist it off same guy. Oh god
[0:45 - 0:51] What'd you do? I was a carpenter. So he saws his junk off third guy's laughing. He goes. Why are you laughing?
[0:51 - 0:55] What did you do for a living? Oh, I was a lollipop tester
[0:55 - 0:57] your move Satan
[0:58 - 1:00] you
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '632' on August 5th, 2024
