Original upload date: October 4th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:22] What is up what is up what is up everybody what's up all you freaks and weirdos what
[0:22 - 32:25] up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up what up what
[32:25 - 32:47] like seriously every time you dumb fucks try to get rid of me it never fucking works like
[32:47 - 32:55] seriously ask Ciznak and I know that's you Ciznak I ain't dumb I know that's you motherfucker
[32:55 - 33:02] I ain't stupid
[33:02 - 33:16] like y'all seriously try and try and try and try to get rid of me but uh it just it doesn't work
[33:16 - 33:31] so
[33:31 - 34:14] are you ready
[34:15 - 34:21] the time is called you mean
[34:21 - 34:28] um
[34:29 - 34:36] there's no nothing but a little bush rear for sure
[34:37 - 34:45] is
[34:45 - 35:06] me
[35:06 - 35:14] is
[35:14 - 35:28] me
[35:28 - 35:36] is
[35:36 - 35:43] nothing is but you
[35:43 - 36:42] is
[36:42 - 36:56] are you ready
[36:57 - 37:32] is
[37:32 - 37:37] we want to know what I find funny about you trolls
[37:38 - 37:46] you know what I find real funny about you trolls you think you live in reality
[37:46 - 38:00] you trolls think that you live in reality but the truth is you're living in my world
[38:01 - 38:09] you're playing my game you want to know how you're living in my world
[38:09 - 38:16] if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have anything to talk about
[38:16 - 38:25] it's because of me that you have something to talk about it's because of me that your
[38:25 - 38:34] channels are getting as big as they are so essentially you're living in my reality
[38:34 - 38:39] you're living in my world
[38:39 - 38:48] because if it wasn't for me your shitty little channels would go nowhere
[38:50 - 38:55] you wouldn't have anything to talk about on your channels if it wasn't for me
[38:55 - 39:06] if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a channel to begin with it was for me you wouldn't have
[39:06 - 39:16] a subject to talk about so essentially as I said you're living in my world
[39:16 - 39:20] essentially
[39:20 - 39:35] I own all of you trolls you try to get rid of me and I come back I leave and don't livestream
[39:35 - 39:42] you ask where have I gone where have I gone where have I gone
[39:42 - 39:50] but yet what you fail to realize is your perception of reality is false
[39:50 - 40:00] you think that what you say is bond but yet when I expose the truth about reality to you
[40:01 - 40:13] when I expose the truth about how you really are you get not excuse me ladies and gentlemen
[40:13 - 40:17] yes
[40:30 - 40:41] you just tell me afterwards I'll come down there and check it out to the place
[40:41 - 40:52] but that's something that you trolls obviously don't realize
[40:53 - 41:01] see every time I spill the truth of reality to every one of you sickened
[41:01 - 41:16] mind-fucked little trolls you think that your word is bond but really is it bond is your word
[41:16 - 41:30] really law like your word is not bond your word is not law I nearly preach realism okay
[41:30 - 41:42] I nearly speak in real terms I nearly speak reality and reality is something that you fear
[41:42 - 41:51] but I do not I accept death I accept fear I accept the grim reaper I accept reality for what it is
[41:51 - 42:01] but yet every time someone like me comes along it tells you how you really are
[42:01 - 42:10] you get angry you get triggered and you start attacking for no reason all because you're
[42:10 - 42:27] triggered which I find funny you get triggered at the mere thought that I see right through you
[42:27 - 42:38] you get triggered at the mere thought that I see what's real you get angry at the very thoughts
[42:38 - 42:47] that you guys are the joke you get mad at the fact that I outsmart you I outwit you
[42:47 - 42:53] every time I outsmart you and you get mad about it
[42:53 - 43:00] I thank you for the compliment
[43:02 - 43:09] I thank you for the compliment Christine you want to know why ask you ask anybody
[43:09 - 43:14] you're just saying the same thing that everyone else my whole life has said
[43:14 - 43:18] so I thank you for the compliment
[43:18 - 43:28] because at least when they do a lord of the rings remake I can play shmigul
[43:30 - 43:39] sign me up when are they doing a remake I'm down sign me up let's go I'll play the human
[43:39 - 44:00] form of shmigul before he became shmigul sign me up let's go
[44:00 - 44:09] like I said I'm proud to be a freak and I've said this many a times before
[44:09 - 44:19] okay I'm proud to be different I'm proud to be a freak because at least I'm not an insecure
[44:19 - 44:26] dead inside a little bitch like you who judges other people just to make herself feel better
[44:26 - 44:36] about herself at least I'm not insecure like you bitch I you you can say that you're not insecure
[44:36 - 44:40] but you saying that just shows how insecure you actually are
[44:40 - 44:50] so if I were you I would get my insecurities under wraps and I should get them in check
[44:50 - 44:53] just a little tip for you
[45:01 - 45:08] oh you're good Chrissy you're good but like I said that's just a little fair warning
[45:08 - 45:16] to anyone out there that thinks you're gonna make fun of me let me tell you something I have been
[45:16 - 45:22] called every name in the book my whole life I've been called the dude from wrong turn I've been
[45:22 - 45:32] called fucking um fucking what's his name Fred I've been called Freddy Krueger I've been called
[45:32 - 45:37] the dude from Hills have eyes I've been called the dude from wrong turn
[45:37 - 45:46] I've been called weather face I've been called shmigul hot it legit you name it I've been called
[45:46 - 45:54] it my entire life every single name y'all come up with I've been called already
[45:54 - 46:00] so anything you guys call me it doesn't faze me anymore
[46:00 - 46:13] it really doesn't like I'm used to this shit and anymore it's like hey you want to call me
[46:13 - 46:20] fucking Freddy Krueger or the dude from Hills have eyes or wrong turn fuck when are they doing
[46:20 - 46:27] remakes sign me up I will legitimately sign up to play the part let me know what's up
[46:27 - 46:41] oh my god dude yo the ring is my shit I fucking love the ring noise those are
[46:41 - 46:46] dude the ring is the shit yes good ass fucking movie
[46:46 - 46:57] hell when I was a little kid granted this isn't a horror themed name that I was called
[46:57 - 47:03] but when I was younger I used to get called the blonde version of Harry Potter all the time
[47:03 - 47:08] because when I was younger I looked just like the young version of Harry
[47:09 - 47:13] I actually looked like the young blonde version of Harry I had the glasses and everything
[47:13 - 47:15] only thing I was missing was the lightning bolt scar
[47:15 - 47:21] which I thought was pretty funny actually
[47:21 - 47:27] hell at one point I got called fucking Gohan from Dragon Ball Z because of the way my hair
[47:27 - 47:33] looked in high school for a short time I looked like fucking Gohan when he has this short hair
[47:33 - 47:39] and everybody kept asking me go super saiyan go super saiyan bro I'm not fucking Gohan
[47:39 - 47:46] like I wish I was because Gohan's my favorite character from Dragon Ball Z
[47:46 - 47:54] I fucking love Gohan that's my dude but I'm not him sorry wrong dude
[47:54 - 48:06] dude
[48:06 - 48:20] so I mean essentially any name that you guys call me go ahead I don't care
[48:21 - 48:31] I don't have the hair to do it anymore or I would well I mean I do have it but it's like very very
[48:31 - 48:38] thin and it's like it's like all right you know how when a baby's born how it has that
[48:38 - 48:45] that fuzz that you can't really grab that like that little peach fuzz hair that's basically
[48:45 - 48:59] what I got so yeah it sucks but hey what can you do you know
[48:59 - 49:14] all I gotta say is sometimes genetics they suck
[49:14 - 50:03] so
[50:03 - 50:07] I was at home and I get this call from reach
[50:09 - 50:18] my fire alarm
[50:18 - 50:30] you know what
[50:30 - 50:38] so
[50:56 - 51:01] all right you know what fuck I say these things off because these things are getting sweaty anyway
[51:01 - 51:17] uh why are these things right three hours man your hands will get sweaty
[51:17 - 52:06] so
[52:06 - 52:24] actually you know what hold up where's all my nightmare for christmas fans out there
[52:24 - 55:08] so
[55:28 - 55:47] hi c-e-o of hot girl enterprise making a failure here and today
[55:47 - 56:30] so
[56:31 - 56:39] but
[56:39 - 59:06] so
[59:06 - 59:24] actually know what hold up laura i got something for you
[59:24 - 62:52] so
[63:09 - 63:14] all right that is way too fucking wild hold up
[63:14 - 63:18] that is way too fucking wild
[63:19 - 63:46] there you go
[63:46 - 66:47] so
[67:08 - 67:20] yo rec what up
[67:20 - 69:13] so
[69:13 - 69:28] i know wrecking carries got a good point
[69:28 - 69:34] wrecking carries got a damn good point
[69:35 - 69:45] if any of you think that you can play better than i can please by all means make a video showing me what you got
[69:45 - 69:54] please by all means if you can honestly play better make a video you show me what you fucking got
[69:54 - 69:58] otherwise shut the fuck up
[69:59 - 70:23] this one right here this from my motherfucking danny fan fans bro
[70:23 - 73:07] so
[73:28 - 73:34] now i want to know man how many of you guys remember the animated series cuddly oco from back in the day man
[73:34 - 73:44] how many of you guys remember cuddly oco from like way back in the day as kids
[73:44 - 73:47] because if you guys do this one's for you guys
[73:47 - 74:08] guys
[74:08 - 78:22] so
[78:22 - 78:29] now this one i swear to god you guys should know
[78:29 - 78:36] i don't even think i have to say it in there this one you guys are probably already know it
[78:36 - 79:21] so
[79:21 - 79:42] we like
[79:43 - 79:51] so
[79:51 - 80:09] i know y'all remember that
[80:09 - 80:17] so
[80:17 - 80:31] yeah here we go
[80:32 - 80:40] is
[80:40 - 80:52] wow
[80:52 - 81:01] here
[81:01 - 81:13] see if they have a certain one that i'm looking for
[81:21 - 81:23] come on y'all gotta have a little bit here
[81:23 - 81:40] this one should be obvious
[81:43 - 81:56] it's
[81:56 - 82:38] so
[82:38 - 82:57] man y'all got me on old school shit now thanks a lot man you guys y'all
[82:57 - 83:07] be feeling old over here
[83:07 - 83:26] so
[83:45 - 83:55] like for everyone you guys legitimately got me feeling all this fuck over here
[83:55 - 90:24] so
[90:24 - 90:45] and because i know a lot of you guys out there are really dressing up
[90:45 - 90:46] as
[90:46 - 90:53] i know a lot of you guys out there is how we are really dressing up
[90:53 - 90:57] as all kinds of shit anime characters and all that
[90:57 - 91:03] you guys know i gotta do this song for all my anime fans out there for those of
[91:03 - 91:18] you that are dressing up as full metal documents characters this one's for you guys
[91:18 - 92:28] so
[92:28 - 92:37] that's
[92:37 - 95:10] so
[95:10 - 95:29] spectrum business called competitors to see if they could match our 200 megabit
[95:29 - 95:32] per second internet starting this is an actual response
[95:39 - 96:04] you guys ready if you don't see those subjects out man
[96:04 - 100:53] so
[100:53 - 101:11] you know we're gonna end up on a hall away now man
[101:11 - 101:27] apartments.com the most popular place
[101:27 - 101:39] to go.
[101:39 - 101:51] So
[101:51 - 102:21] so
[102:21 - 102:38] that's good man i ain't gonna end it on
[102:39 - 102:46] on that track right there we're about to go a little bit darker than that
[102:47 - 104:06] so
[104:25 - 104:31] introducing the shorter side of youtube watch and create your own short videos
[104:50 - 104:58] like so
[104:58 - 106:09] so
[106:09 - 106:25] how should i kill you
[106:27 - 106:33] let's say how shall i kill you oh yes
[106:33 - 106:34] i know
[106:37 - 106:59] how should you be dissecting you are not your own test test live your body on that choice
[107:01 - 107:09] take out your eyes
[107:09 - 107:26] i like that so so that's why i think that i'm the one that you hear your plan on riding
[107:26 - 107:43] by on so you better run
[107:43 - 107:53] so
[107:53 - 108:12] and only because i know sarin has a thing for me doing this song i gotta end it on this
[108:12 - 108:20] show me like baby but you don't be low she won't play me when you fuck me touch me with the lights off
[108:20 - 108:23] of my shiny thought and i hear me another way bloody visual way off
[108:23 - 108:29] she freaked out bad, oh yes, but don't be playing this, it'll be not my death note
[108:29 - 108:34] i'm not that she could be getting on the grass, i'm not saying that she know me and i'm here to know
[108:34 - 108:37] that i know the thing from daddy, she said i won't even bother
[108:37 - 108:43] she said i'd kill a cat like a local magna, a real bandit, she wasn't born like satan but they used to
[108:43 - 108:49] get me killing water because i feel like i'm gonna have to make the fucking boy the wrong one
[108:49 - 108:54] nobody's getting what you get, it's a wrong one but i'm trying to get good, it's not a
[108:54 - 109:22] wrong one, i guess you wouldn't take it as you want, would you?
[109:22 - 109:27] she was getting to my phone with a shimmy on the eyes, i just popped through my nose and i'm playing
[109:27 - 109:33] on the top and i'm getting through this real jam jam under my eyes, it's the polka-bash game with a
[109:33 - 109:39] cork in the back and she fucked my best friend and i'm down here today
[109:39 - 109:54] shimmy like you hate me, but you love me, love me like you hate me when you saw a face touch me, when you let the dark side, when the light shines on, when you know you're nothing like you want and you should wear it on
[109:54 - 110:08] stay wicked y'all, i'm not this bitch, stay wicked y'all, peace
[110:08 - 110:16] [silence]
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '821' on August 10th, 2024
