2021-1-6 PROVING I ACTUALLY HAVE SKILLS AS A RACER

[0:00 - 0:25] What's up you guys? It's Yerboi, a book to do a little bit of practice on some F1 2020. Now it appears that Marty wants to try to pull some shit.
[0:25 - 0:37] The man wants to try to pull some shit by trying to steer a series that me and some of my friends started a long time ago.
[0:37 - 0:44] Well, not a long time ago, we had the idea of running around for a while and we now have a way to make it happen.
[0:44 - 1:06] But that's neither here nor there. But what I find funny is that Marty seems to think that he can just waltz around and do this and do that.
[1:06 - 1:23] But the truth is, boy, you can't. You can't just run around stealing other people's ideas. And I know what you're trying to do.
[1:23 - 1:49] I know exactly what you're trying to do. You're trying to make it hard for me to do anything.
[1:49 - 2:11] You're trying to make it difficult for me. And the truth is, you're not making it difficult for me. If anything, you're making it easier for me to get around you.
[2:11 - 2:38] Okay, what I find funny is how every time somebody confronts you, you get mad. You get pissed off. Angry.
[2:38 - 2:51] Which I find pretty damn funny.
[2:51 - 3:05] They're like, for real. I really find it funny that you sit there, run your mouth.
[3:05 - 3:32] Oh, an uncommon card every night. Oh, I don't even want to purchase that. You know what?
[3:32 - 3:42] But today we're going to get through some of these challenges.
[3:42 - 3:53] If I can even find the challenges.
[3:53 - 4:14] Take the event. Now, keep in mind, I am using my makeshift gloves for this.
[4:14 - 4:25] But Devin, AKA, cam time. I've been seeing what you've been saying, bro. I've been paying attention.
[4:25 - 4:46] And let me tell you right now, kid, everything that I said that makes a real driver is true.
[4:46 - 5:07] Ask anybody who does racing.
[5:07 - 5:19] It's a great day for racing here at the Castellae and the drivers are making their final preparations on the grid. Let's hope for a thrilling contest here at the French Golfery.
[5:19 - 5:33] Ask any driver.
[5:33 - 6:00] A real driver has a spare share of length, but also has a spare share of losses.
[6:00 - 6:26] Now, keep in mind, these few old drivers are real drivers. They're not fucking 8Is like cam time seems to think.
[6:26 - 6:31] That's right.
[6:31 - 6:36] Well, why is this shit?
[6:36 - 6:38] There we go.
[6:38 - 7:07] I wonder why that was sideways.
[7:07 - 7:36] Yo, I'm warning, man. What's up?
[7:36 - 8:05] Hey, man.
[8:05 - 8:10] Shit.
[8:10 - 8:29] I dropped the spot and that's okay.
[8:29 - 8:58] We've been awarded a time penalty against our finishing time at the end of the race.
[8:58 - 9:27] Hey, man.
[9:27 - 9:50] What happened? Let me know you're okay.
[9:50 - 10:19] Oh, Ray, what's good, though?
[10:19 - 10:29] And yes, I am in full rig setup mode. Hardest was the whole fucking ninth.
[10:29 - 10:58] Because one is fucking nice for now.
[10:58 - 11:26] Hey, man.
[11:26 - 11:47] It's 34.7 seconds.
[11:47 - 11:52] If you continue to come call us, the students will give you a penalty.
[11:52 - 11:59] That was a mile down on that one, man.
[11:59 - 12:21] If I went far enough out to where I could get hurt.
[12:21 - 12:31] Okay, the get behind is 6.9 seconds.
[12:31 - 12:39] Yeah, I don't want to see this guy.
[12:39 - 12:49] I won't get you, man.
[12:49 - 13:08] That's how he is, good bro. But so is F1.
[13:08 - 13:18] For me, I'm all about that F1 one.
[13:18 - 13:23] No, he's all right about the snatch.
[13:23 - 13:47] I guess somebody can handle the heat.
[13:47 - 14:16] Yeah, it looks right.
[14:16 - 14:34] Okay, the incident has been cleared. Let's get back up to racing speed.
[14:34 - 14:49] I know you're just trying to stay the time, dog.
[14:49 - 14:52] I know what you're trying to do, man.
[14:52 - 15:10] Have a good one, bro.
[15:10 - 15:39] I'm actually not here by the way.
[15:39 - 16:08] It's definitely my best run, but still it's not bad, at least I'm not in the last.
[16:08 - 16:30] There's three laps if you're remaining.
[16:30 - 16:59] We're leading on team might by 39.4 seconds.
[16:59 - 18:16] Okay, let's get back to racing speed.
[18:16 - 18:31] I tried to, man.
[18:31 - 18:34] Yeah.
[18:34 - 18:38] Hey, hold on guys, be right back.
[18:38 - 18:46] What's up?
[18:46 - 19:09] Okay.
[19:09 - 19:28] Sorry about the y'all, that was our landlord, our landlady, as you say. Let me know that she's leaving. So yeah.
[19:28 - 19:57] Let's hop back in the rig.
[19:57 - 20:03] And yeah, John, like I said, bro, at the end of the day, racing is racing.
[20:03 - 20:12] It don't matter whether it's F1, whether it's NASCAR, no matter what it is, at the end of the day, racing is racing, dog.
[20:12 - 20:16] I just have to enjoy F1 quite a bit.
[20:16 - 20:21] Now, don't be wrong, I do love my NASCAR, man.
[20:21 - 20:39] Don't get twisted, man. I'm fucked with NASCAR, all right?
[20:39 - 20:56] But for me, I want to try my hand at F1 and see where I can deal with that, you know what I mean?
[20:56 - 21:02] Don't think so.
[21:02 - 21:12] Try it, motherfucker, try it, motherfucker.
[21:12 - 21:21] Yes, I race aggressively, but I'm all so careful about it.
[21:21 - 21:24] See if I can walk wheels with this guy.
[21:24 - 21:33] No, I didn't need to walk wheels with them, what about? I thought I was going to have to pull my wheel lock trick where I get in there.
[21:33 - 21:40] Oh, hey, I'm there, I'm still there.
[21:40 - 21:45] I locked your back wheel up, didn't I, bitch?
[21:45 - 21:47] How the fuck?
[21:47 - 22:00] I'll see if I can walk this guy's back wheel up here.
[22:00 - 22:04] I locked your back wheel up, didn't I, though?
[22:04 - 22:06] Got that wheel lock.
[22:06 - 22:11] It was good.
[22:11 - 22:28] Basically, what I did is basically got in there, put my front tire rug against his back one, which caused it to seize up, which made him brake.
[22:28 - 22:40] That made him brake and pull away.
[22:40 - 22:58] It's called the wheel lock technique.
[22:58 - 23:21] It's not hard to do with the back one because the wind is back there, but when it's done properly, it's very useful.
[23:21 - 23:29] I know others will say that, you know, it's racing dirty, but dude, sometimes you gotta get down dirty, man.
[23:29 - 23:48] Do you know what they say, man? Robin's racing.
[23:48 - 24:17] I understand that, but it'll be good.
[24:17 - 24:44] Okay, wind is 2.6 seconds.
[24:44 - 25:07] Oh, hell no.
[25:07 - 25:36] I wanna read the fucking chat here.
[25:36 - 25:47] Dude, if you need my address, let me know, bro, because I definitely wanna show you guys just what it is I can do full blown, man.
[25:47 - 25:51] Like, if you're serious about it, man, I will send you my fucking address.
[25:51 - 25:57] I will send you that shit if you're actually serious.
[25:57 - 26:13] Like, if you're not fucking joking, bro, bro, that would be sick.
[26:13 - 26:29] I hope you ain't fucking joking, man, 'cause who you are, that's a fucked up joke. But if you're deadass serious, like, I will send you my address, man.
[26:29 - 26:57] You know what?
[26:57 - 27:26] Fantastic as leading the race. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, I see that.
[27:26 - 27:38] Yo, CJ, let's get back.
[27:38 - 28:06] Okay, go ahead, it is 1.5 seconds.
[28:06 - 28:20] Yeah, I know, there's a lot of fuck in there anyway.
[28:20 - 29:08] Okay, I'm gonna go.