Original upload date: January 5th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:09] What up y'all I'm back and I can always say it feels good to be a winner. You wanna know
[0:09 - 0:19] why? Devin is a dirty ass driver. Like really Devin you think I'm gonna race something like
[0:19 - 0:28] you that races dirty? Fuck nah, I don't race somebody that races dirty bitch. So yeah thanks
[0:28 - 0:34] for the win Dev. That's an automatic win on me pal. Hope you hold that L up like a fucking
[0:34 - 0:50] chain. Cause I don't race dirty nigga I race clean. I race motherfucking clean boy. I don't
[0:50 - 0:59] race dirty like you. I don't race a dirty driver. I thought you'd have more respect
[0:59 - 1:08] than that D. You're a driver? You're a fucking racer? You should know how to respect other
[1:08 - 1:16] drivers and one of those ways of respecting drivers is racing clean bitch. I don't respect
[1:16 - 1:23] dirty drivers. Especially not alone bro. Having ass, no talent having dirty driver like you.
[1:23 - 1:37] You gotta cheat to win. I don't have to cheat to win nigga.
[1:37 - 1:56] See unlike you Dev, I don't have you know what, no you know what, let me show you y'all.
[1:56 - 2:06] Let me compare. Let's do a comparison here. I will show you. I will show you guys.
[2:07 - 2:16] Just how I fucking drive. I'll show y'all that shit. I'll show you how I know this little
[2:16 - 2:25] fucking punk ass was racing dirty. This little faggot ass no talent having Dev and Marlo
[2:25 - 2:38] is a dirty ass driver. Sorry Dev and I don't race dirty drivers bitch.
[2:38 - 2:47] You know I thought as a fellow racer like myself you'd have more fucking respect.
[2:54 - 2:59] Now as a matter of fact I'm going to use the same car, the same car,
[2:59 - 3:05] whatever Dev you know what nigga your ass is getting blocked.
[3:05 - 3:13] Matter of fact I will show you that you're a lying sack of shit nigga. As a matter of fact
[3:13 - 3:27] I'll use the same, the same exact car that I used on Suzuka Circuit.
[3:27 - 3:35] I'll use the same fucking car that I used to win that race which is a 1998 McLaren.
[3:42 - 3:49] I'll use that same fucking car the same one and we'll do comparisons.
[3:49 - 3:56] We'll compare what happened the last race compared to what I'm doing now.
[3:56 - 4:03] So let's do a comparison shall we?
[4:03 - 4:27] As you can tell perfectly smooth.
[4:27 - 4:50] So yeah thanks for the win Devan.
[4:50 - 5:06] As you guys can tell perfectly smooth driving.
[5:06 - 5:18] Look perfectly smooth driving no mistakes.
[5:18 - 5:46] Look no mistakes at all.
[5:46 - 5:56] Not going on track none of that.
[5:56 - 6:25] Yeah I know why you cheated Dev.
[6:26 - 6:37] It's because you can't handle motherfucking hell boy.
[6:55 - 6:56] Have I proven my point yet?
[6:56 - 7:05] Have I proven my motherfucking point yet?
[7:05 - 7:14] Better yet I'll even go back to the same fucking car that I used.
[7:14 - 7:18] Same fucking car.
[7:19 - 7:38] I'll go back and use the same goddamn car I used against you, the same car.
[7:38 - 8:01] Let's go back to car track selection.
[8:07 - 8:08] Multiplayer car right here.
[8:08 - 8:18] So yeah Dev thanks for the win bro.
[8:18 - 8:30] That just shows how shitty of a driver you are.
[8:30 - 8:36] Now see same car used in the race against Dev.
[8:36 - 8:53] Same exact motherfucking car.
[8:53 - 9:10] We're not going on track yet.
[9:10 - 9:16] Do y'all see me making any mistakes?
[9:21 - 9:32] Y'all see any fuck ups? Because I sure don't.
[9:32 - 9:46] Not going on track yet.
[9:46 - 9:55] Looks like we're right there, but that's alright though.
[9:55 - 9:59] Still point been.
[9:59 - 10:11] Right here is where I got fucking spun out.
[10:11 - 10:37] But as you can tell, I'm not getting spun out or going off the fucking track.
[10:37 - 11:03] Don't care, I didn't really go off the track anyway.
[11:03 - 11:16] Point been, Dev.
[11:16 - 11:31] You're not holed up.
[11:32 - 11:38] I want y'all, I want this motherfucker to look me in the face when I say this.
[11:38 - 12:00] Point being, Devan, you're a shitty driver and I know why you did what you did.
[12:00 - 12:04] You're doing what Marty fucking tells you to do,
[12:04 - 12:07] because you're his little slack jawed lackey little bitch.
[12:07 - 12:12] That's the only reason why you did what you did.
[12:12 - 12:17] Like Devan, you're better than this.
[12:17 - 12:20] What happened to the motherfucking driver that never ran his mouth?
[12:20 - 12:24] I threw it down on the track.
[12:24 - 12:27] What happened to the driver that didn't have to cheat the win?
[12:27 - 12:37] What happened to the Devan that never cheated,
[12:37 - 12:41] that raced clean, that had honor and respect?
[12:41 - 12:44] What happened to that?
[12:44 - 12:49] Because unlike you, Devan, I actually have honor.
[12:49 - 12:53] I have respect and I race clean, unlike you.
[12:55 - 13:00] So Dev, thanks for the win, you pussyass motherfucking bitch.
[13:00 - 13:03] Hope you hold that L up that you have.
[13:03 - 13:08] I hope, I hope you hold that L up like a fucking champ,
[13:08 - 13:11] because that's all you're ever going to be, is a motherfucking loser.
[13:11 - 13:16] A no talent, two-bit having, piece of shit driver.
[13:16 - 13:20] You want to talk about trash driving?
[13:20 - 13:22] Look at yourself, kid.
[13:22 - 13:25] Unlike you, I don't have to cheat the win.
[13:25 - 13:31] I don't have to spin drivers out to win.
[13:31 - 13:33] Yeah, I might tap him in the bumper or whatever,
[13:33 - 13:38] but I don't sit there and do like you did,
[13:38 - 13:41] and full force fucking spin me the fuck out.
[13:41 - 13:43] I don't do that shit.
[13:49 - 13:54] Because unlike you, I have honor and respect as a driver.
[13:54 - 13:56] I don't have to play dirty to win.
[13:56 - 14:00] And my win at Suzuka circuit last week's...
[14:00 - 14:06] My win at Suzuka circuit last week shows that.
[14:06 - 14:09] Go back and watch the footage.
[14:09 - 14:14] My win at Suzuka circuit last week shows that.
[14:14 - 14:18] And that was against real fucking drivers, real fucking people.
[14:19 - 14:22] That were actually racing in real time, boy.
[14:22 - 14:30] Like I said, Devin, I don't know what happened to you as a driver.
[14:30 - 14:36] But honestly, bro, you're a disgrace to the fucking racing community in general.
[14:36 - 14:43] You're a disgrace to the car community and the racing community as a whole,
[14:43 - 14:45] by you doing what you do.
[14:45 - 14:46] You're a disgrace.
[14:47 - 14:50] Because unlike you, I don't need to cheat the wind, pal.
[14:50 - 14:54] So yeah, thanks for the win, faggy.
[14:54 - 15:01] [phone ringing]
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2115' on August 15th, 2024