2021-1-27 ASSETO CORSA

[0:00 - 0:05] What's up you guys it's your boy we are back on the channel
[0:05 - 0:16] what's up guys I told you I was gonna do some a set of corsa and here we are on some a set
[0:16 - 0:23] of corsa now if you don't know what a set of corsa is a set of corsa is literally the
[0:23 - 0:35] leading sim for racing it's literally the top the most realistic simulator out there
[0:35 - 0:46] hands down like what I mean the most realistic like
[0:46 - 0:55] how the cars act on here is actually how they act in real life so we're gonna have
[0:55 - 1:16] a little bit of fun but do a time attack with the BMW m3 e30 step or e30 step one so yeah
[1:16 - 1:29] we are leading automatic collection traction leave that on let's put that at factory cuz
[1:29 - 1:35] traction does need to be a factory for it to work proper tire where all that stuff
[1:35 - 1:53] is where it needs to be so we are running the annual gearbox I'm excited man this is
[1:53 - 2:03] the first time ever a set of course has been on this channel man I'm hype I am fucking
[2:03 - 2:09] hype yo let's go man first time a set of course has ever been on this channel where's
[2:09 - 2:29] you and jump right into a man we don't need to change anything or any tuning get a dart
[2:29 - 2:38] no I said as you can tell I said of course there's definitely one of those games that
[2:38 - 2:48] is like I said it's the most realistic simulator out there whoa as you can tell almost lost
[2:48 - 2:54] there almost send myself sideways there for a minute I'm not trying to drift here I'm
[2:54 - 3:04] not doing a drift combo not trying to mongi down the straights here now you guys are
[3:04 - 3:07] probably wondering well dude you're good at sim racing why do you have no hands on
[3:07 - 3:31] that's because this is a whole different sim experience
[3:31 - 3:39] now time attacks on here are way different instead of like being you know you have to
[3:39 - 3:45] do the course in a certain amount of time you have to hit the checkpoints in a certain
[3:45 - 4:01] amount of time so it's definitely nerve-wracking as you can tell right there I went off track
[4:01 - 4:11] that's how real this thing is man if you ain't cared for you will go off track come
[4:11 - 4:27] on can we make that checkpoint 16 oh yeah so as you can tell it's definitely very very
[4:27 - 4:34] realistic to the T now I said if you're not careful you will go off the track if you
[4:34 - 4:56] don't have control but I got to say I'm not only using this as a game but this is definitely
[4:56 - 5:02] a good learning tool for racing in general I can honestly say I've actually been learning
[5:02 - 5:16] a lot from this like proper braking technique how to ship yeah obviously not that I'm still
[5:16 - 5:20] working on that part of it I'm not going off track but like I've been learning you
[5:20 - 5:32] know proper braking how to half brake how to brake before entering a corner like that
[5:32 - 5:40] like I'm learning quite a bit it's actually helping me a lot I'm actually becoming a
[5:40 - 6:03] lot faster and a lot better overall
[6:03 - 6:28] turning down the second ooh I almost bought that so as you can tell this sim is definitely
[6:28 - 6:45] very realistic which I like that you tell I kind of had to slam the brakes get on the
[6:45 - 6:57] gas and that feather the throttle and the gas or the gas and the brake at the same time
[6:57 - 7:23] as you can tell that doesn't always work now I don't have all the cars in this game I do
[7:23 - 7:39] find I'm buying the competition version I forgot I can't be grinding my gears cuz
[7:39 - 8:09] I can't be grinding gears here dang BMW is I'm going off the track please thank you
[8:09 - 8:22] I'm literally gonna lock to lock with this wheel it's crazy oh that was close
[8:22 - 8:47] ooh good thing I ripped that e-brake coming out of there otherwise I would have gone
[8:47 - 8:58] off track and that's what I get for ripping the e-brake
[8:58 - 9:23] on that spot not a bad rip though hey bitchmate I like y'all it's the bitchmate pinhead what
[9:23 - 9:47] the fuck boy the only birth defect I see is your sorry ass like for real dude you're
[9:47 - 9:53] the only birth defect that I see here man cool what happened did your mama drop you
[9:53 - 10:17] on your head or did you just fall out of the ugly train get hit by a whole horse on
[10:17 - 10:28] your head? well like I said pinhead did you get dropped on your head as a kid or like
[10:28 - 10:36] I said did young mama and daddy take you to the ugly forest and drop you and sorry
[10:36 - 10:41] if you did I mean I'm pretty sure you got dropped on your head on the way down and
[10:41 - 10:47] yeah I kind of feel bad for you for that man just saying I kind of feel bad for you
[10:47 - 11:17] in that regard bro I don't know like I heard he wasn't but I can't say
[11:17 - 11:37] oh great the Julia QV oh great this car is gonna be interesting
[11:37 - 11:54] like I said I'm definitely learning a lot from the sim racer to be honest with you like
[11:54 - 12:00] how to take more as hell I'm even learning new drifting techniques like I've been studying
[12:00 - 12:08] the drift Bible on YouTube a lot I've been studying how to do that and it's pretty interesting
[12:08 - 12:37] how the mechanics translate in the real life no you don't bitch think what you want loser
[12:37 - 12:44] think what you want you're just like everybody else you're a lame ass critic
[12:44 - 13:09] you're just like everybody else you're just like everybody else you're just like everybody's
[13:09 - 13:29] like everybody else you're just like everybody else you're just like everybody else you're
[13:29 - 13:45] Yo, Mac. Don't hide this guy. I want to make this guy feel embarrassed. Don't block him. I want to show this dude what I can do.
[13:49 - 14:01] Sorry about that, Pop. Well, now tell me, Pop, about again about how you supposedly own me. Please explain this to me, 'cause last time I checked, I owned me.
[14:01 - 14:14] Wait, please. Explain how it is that you supposedly own me.
[14:15 - 14:26] Oh, I'm waiting.
[14:26 - 14:37] I'm waiting to hear your answer, Fogwell.
[14:37 - 14:42] Nobody can hear you if you don't speak.
[14:42 - 14:52] So, come on, dude. What's it gonna be? You gonna tell me how you supposedly own me, or are you just gonna sit down like a bitch with his mouth shut?
[14:52 - 15:04] Come on, we're all waiting. We're all waiting here, Fogwell.
[15:08 - 15:12] We're all waiting to hear your answer about how you supposedly own me.
[15:12 - 15:21] I just put stability at 50.
[15:21 - 15:26] I don't think it's off.
[15:26 - 15:33] Fuel consumption off, automatic blip, automatic gearbox.
[15:33 - 15:35] We're good.
[15:37 - 15:45] Come on, Fogwell. Let's hear your excuse, bro. Let's hear how you supposedly own me.
[15:45 - 15:56] I'm excited to hear how I'm supposedly owned by a douchebag named Fogwell. I'm excited to hear this shit.
[15:56 - 16:02] Come on, man.
[16:05 - 16:11] If you supposedly own me, then tell me how, in what regard.
[16:11 - 16:15] 'Cause I'd really like to know, honestly.
[16:15 - 16:28] For real, I'd really like to know how it is that you supposedly own me.
[16:29 - 16:39] Wait, should I get down on my hands and knees and call you "Master"?
[16:39 - 16:42] Or, I'm sorry, is that asshole?
[16:42 - 16:43] No.
[16:43 - 17:37] [Distant screaming]
[17:38 - 17:43] Damn, it's definitely tough to drip this bitch.
[17:43 - 17:59] Ah, hash, right? Pretty sure you're not Pablo.
[17:59 - 18:03] Alright, you're just one of Marty's goonies.
[18:03 - 18:05] [Distant screaming]
[18:05 - 18:22] Damn dude, I've been finished that.
[18:22 - 18:28] But, hash, tell me again how I'm supposedly bad at gaming
[18:28 - 18:34] when I actually own the top spot on grade 2019 for the Touge.
[18:34 - 18:43] Please, tell me again how I'm so bad when I own the top spot on the Touge on grade 2019.
[18:43 - 18:47] Please, elaborate it for us.
[18:47 - 19:04] [Distant screaming]
[19:04 - 19:07] 'Cause I'd love to hear your bullshit answer.
[19:07 - 19:27] [Distant screaming]
[19:27 - 19:37] Dude, this thing is hard to throw sideways on this little spot.
[19:37 - 19:41] I'm literally having to do a breaking drip.
[19:41 - 21:15] [Distant screaming]
[21:15 - 21:27] Oh no, Shannon, I have the only birthday man.
[21:27 - 21:32] Um, not yet, but as soon as it's done, I will let you know for sure, bro.
[21:32 - 21:38] I will 110% let you know when it's out for sure, my dude.
[21:41 - 21:45] I'm like, I'm definitely excited to get that book out, bro.
[21:45 - 25:27] [Distant screaming]
[25:28 - 25:35] Dude, I totally get it, man. Like I said, don't worry. The book will release, and when it's released, I'll let you know.
[25:35 - 25:38] [Distant screaming]
[25:38 - 25:42] Don't worry, man. I got you.
[25:42 - 26:12] [Distant screaming]
[26:12 - 26:23] Ah, here it is, hey Pablo. Mind elaborating on how you supposedly owned me?
[26:24 - 26:31] Because I'd really like to know that. Why, please, elaborate on how you supposedly owned me.
[26:31 - 26:43] When do I need to be bound down, calling you master or whatever? Like, come on.
[26:43 - 26:47] Come on, Pablo.
[26:52 - 26:54] You don't trigger me. I want to know.
[26:54 - 27:12] That's actually the funniest comment ever right there, bro.
[27:12 - 27:18] Oh, I know Jimmy has a point, bro, and I get it.
[27:19 - 27:22] But dude, you can't rush production, bro.
[27:22 - 27:27] This kind of stuff takes time.
[27:27 - 27:42] But anyway, Pablo, please explain to me how you supposedly owned me, bro.
[27:42 - 27:44] I really want to know.
[27:45 - 27:47] [Distant screaming]
[27:47 - 27:56] I mean, how does everybody own me? I want to know. I'm curious.
[27:56 - 28:01] Because I don't feel like I'm owned.
[28:01 - 28:13] Like, for real, dude, I don't feel like I'm owned at all, so I don't think I am.
[28:13 - 28:31] Like, for real, bro, I don't feel like I'm owned, so I guess I must not be owned.
[28:31 - 28:38] You're just a trigger-happy little fuckboy. Well, can you get a rise out of people, bro?
[28:38 - 28:40] [Distant screaming]
[28:40 - 28:45] Like, come on, dude.
[28:45 - 28:47] [Distant screaming]
[29:14 - 29:20] My bro, why, Pablo, you are seriously the biggest idiot that I know.
[29:20 - 29:41] You know what, Jimmy? If you don't think that I care, then it is what it is.
[29:41 - 29:43] [Distant screaming]
[29:43 - 30:07] You know what? I'm going to end this stream right here, and I'm going to embarrass the fuck out of these two, man.
[30:07 - 30:20] I'm going to embarrass the fuck out of this Pablo, dude, right quick.