Original upload date: January 12th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:07] What up Audrey boy, I honestly don't know what happened the last lecture, so I do apologize for that.
[0:07 - 0:15] But uh, what are you talking about or something here man?
[0:15 - 0:19] Like something that I am very disturbed about.
[0:19 - 0:47] Like I am very fucking disturbed by Marty right now, I am for real dude.
[0:47 - 0:56] Like, Marty what the fuck bro, you gotta sit there and try to fucking rate lads, what the fuck dude.
[0:56 - 1:22] Like dude that's just sick, that's honestly disturbing as fuck.
[1:22 - 1:37] Like that's seriously disturbing man, for you to be that fucking gross, he really does, he really fucking does.
[1:37 - 1:50] Like dude Marty is sick in the fucking head, like I am not even gonna sit there and lie, like dude Marty is fucking gross.
[1:50 - 2:09] Like Marty what the fuck you thinking bitch.
[2:09 - 2:17] He basically said that he would fucking rate me if we were on a stranded island together.
[2:17 - 2:25] Like bro that's just fucking nasty, like what the fuck.
[2:25 - 2:35] Dude let me tell you when I fucking read that I fucking, I almost fucking puked, I almost fucking puked on my dinner.
[2:35 - 2:41] Like that's just nasty bro, you don't do that shit.
[2:41 - 2:54] Yeah and it's fucking sickening, I'm not gay motherfucker.
[2:54 - 3:12] Like dude I am straight you know, like I have somebody I'm talking to, not saying who out of respect for them because they wanted me to keep it private, you know I'm gonna respect that.
[3:12 - 3:33] But dude what the fuck, that's just nasty man.
[3:33 - 3:44] Like how are you gonna sit there and, oh, bro that's just gross.
[3:44 - 3:57] Like dude that shit's just sickening.
[3:57 - 4:09] Yeah but dad let me tell you bro, this man literally sat right there and said that if we were stranded on an island together that he would actually fucking rate me dude, that's just nasty.
[4:09 - 4:18] That's just fucking sickening and gross.
[4:18 - 4:36] Like bro, do you have any idea how disturbing that is? Like and that's why I'm bringing it up because that shit's disturbing, like, ugh.
[4:36 - 4:42] Nope.
[4:42 - 4:48] Facts, Marty the rapist straight the fuck up.
[4:48 - 4:57] What should we do to him? Ooh, that's a good question Dana.
[4:57 - 5:08] Well definite bro, what's your Facebook?
[5:08 - 5:16] Or if you want to, as a matter of fact bro, what I'll do is I'll paste my link in here and then you can have me up bro.
[5:16 - 5:26] You can have me the fuck up.
[5:26 - 5:36] Alright, so it looks like we're racing into Conan St. Jesko, which I don't have, I do need to get this car though for reals.
[5:36 - 5:49] Oh damn, the Jesko's quick, I forgot how fast this Conan St. Jesko is.
[5:49 - 6:00] It's definitely grippy though.
[6:00 - 6:27] Dude we're damn near hitting 300, bro 275, bro.
[6:27 - 6:34] That is insane man, that is flipping bananas.
[6:34 - 6:42] Dude we're legit doing 275 right now, down this freaking straight.
[6:42 - 6:57] That is flipping crazy.
[6:57 - 7:26] For once, I am glad I hit that thing because I needed to slow my ass down for reals.
[7:26 - 7:30] Bro that is, dude that thing is wild.
[7:30 - 7:45] I want that car, that thing is wild dude.
[7:45 - 7:57] Here's the thing though Don, it ain't all about weight nigga, when it comes down to fighting about weight or size, it's really not like I can honestly say I would fuck him up.
[7:57 - 8:01] Like I would straight knock his ass out.
[8:01 - 8:23] Yes, while I may look weak, I'm actually a lot stronger than most people take me for. I dare say I would fuck him up before he even gets a chance to land on me, his ass would be on the fucking ground bleeding.
[8:23 - 8:30] You know I'm not playing, I would fuck his ass up.
[8:30 - 8:43] Like I would probably put him in the fucking hospital because I would break his fucking arm.
[8:43 - 8:50] Like I would straight break his goddamn arm, I would not give a fuck.
[8:50 - 8:59] Honestly, I'd be willing to say that I'd put a fucking knife to his goddamn throat before he touches me, I would straight kill his ass.
[8:59 - 9:09] Like no joke, I would probably go to jail for murder because I will fucking murder him if he even thinks he's gonna lay a fucking hand on me, he's fucking stupid.
[9:09 - 9:15] I would straight fuck his little ass up.
[9:15 - 9:23] Hey Marty, we all know you're a fan, we all know you're gay bro, but come on dawg.
[9:23 - 9:38] You already know damn good and well I ain't gay you fucking freak.
[9:38 - 9:55] Dude, Jake's my little brother, like come on man, leave Jake out of this man, that's my little brother, you leave my fucking family out of this.
[9:55 - 10:04] And dude, here's the thing about me and Jake man, me and Jake are cool with each other.
[10:04 - 10:09] So I got no reason to try to fuck him up.
[10:09 - 10:14] I got no reason to try to fuck Jake up like that.
[10:14 - 10:20] Now Marty on the other hand, I will fuck his ass up three ways from Sunday.
[10:20 - 10:28] I will straight put him on the ground and something y'all don't realize is I'm gentle with Jake because Jake's my little brother.
[10:28 - 10:39] I got nothing against him, but even Jake knows that when it comes down to a fight between me and him I can still put him on his ass.
[10:39 - 10:48] Here's the thing bro, it's not about fucking weight or height, it's not about that.
[10:48 - 10:55] You can be heavy as fuck and be the strongest dude in the world and still have your weak spots.
[10:55 - 11:03] And I guarantee you, I can easily put Marty on his goddamn ass, easily.
[11:03 - 11:12] Dude, I'm taking out guys heavier than him back in fucking high school, quite easily too.
[11:12 - 11:24] So I will have zero issue putting that fat piece of fucking shit on his goddamn ass, zero fucking issue.
[11:24 - 11:30] Actually, try 5'3" and 150.
[11:30 - 11:35] Try 5'3" and 150 pounds motherfucker.
[11:35 - 11:41] You got that way backwards dog. I am 5'3" and 150.
[11:41 - 11:49] So yeah, I can fuck him up and I can hold my own.
[11:49 - 12:04] And so if you think I'm some sort of fucking pushover bitch, try me. I'll show you that I ain't a fucking pushover.
[12:13 - 12:20] I have zero issue proving that I ain't a fucking pushover.
[12:20 - 12:41] Like I said, let Marty fucking come at me, I'll fuck him up.
[12:41 - 12:48] Actually, Jake's only 6'1" bro.
[12:48 - 12:56] Jake ain't that much taller than me, dog. He's really not. He's literally like 5'1" or no.
[12:56 - 13:02] What I'm saying, 5'1", he's like 6'1".
[13:02 - 13:10] So yeah, he does tower over me, but even Jake knows not to get on my bad side, bro.
[13:10 - 13:15] Even Jake knows not to, you know, piss me off.
[13:15 - 13:20] Because Jake knows that if I really wanted to, I could fuck him up.
[13:20 - 13:24] And trust me, I've done it before. You can't even ask him.
[13:36 - 13:41] Like you can't even ask Jake. I have put Jake on his ass a few times.
[13:41 - 13:45] Like you can't even ask him and he will fucking tell you.
[13:45 - 14:02] Why did I just fucking barrel roll this thing?
[14:02 - 14:12] Still, point being though Marty is a sick and twisted individual,
[14:12 - 14:15] that needs to be put in the goddamn psych ward.
[14:15 - 14:25] Like for real, Marty needs to be put in a fucking mental hospital.
[14:25 - 14:28] Man, I'm not fucking kidding.
[14:29 - 14:53] Like Marty is a sick and twisted individual, and I can't stand the motherfucker.
[14:53 - 14:58] He's very sick and very deranged.
[14:58 - 15:13] On a side note though, man, this course is definitely trippy.
[15:13 - 15:16] I'm fucking with this course right now.
[15:19 - 15:23] Oh, dude. Yeah, we're fucked.
[15:23 - 15:28] This is definitely the coolest fucking Hot Wheels course I think I've ever driven.
[15:28 - 15:42] Oh, dude, they're gonna make me stop on a dime. Okay, okay, I got you now.
[15:42 - 15:58] Oh, damn, we're going quiet.
[15:58 - 16:16] That was definitely the coolest thing.
[16:16 - 16:19] Bro, that was actually a cool track.
[16:19 - 16:48] Oh, damn, man, Marty is a sick individual who needs to be in a fucking mental hospital.
[16:48 - 16:51] I mean, a fucking mental room.
[16:51 - 17:05] Like, I'm not fucking playing. The dude's a fucking sick freak.
[17:16 - 17:20] Yo, I knew this spider had a lot of power in behind him. God damn.
[17:20 - 17:57] You know what? This nigga's gotta go.
[17:57 - 18:03] This nigga's gotta go.
[18:12 - 18:30] Well, definitely stop here in a minute, dawg.
[18:30 - 18:48] Oh, hey, that's weird. It's not showing that you had any, man. What the fuck?
[18:52 - 19:15] Let me resend you my Facebook. Actually, what I'll do is I'll resend you my Facebook and then you can go in and send me a message on there and then I'll add you, man.
[19:15 - 19:22] It was good, dude. It was good.
[19:22 - 19:45] It was actually real good, man. I've been raised to solvers in like six days, I think.
[19:45 - 19:47] Yo, what's good, man?
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