Original upload date: September 20th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:16] Oh dear, I know it's ready. I don't give a shit. What's going on guys? It's your boy.
[0:16 - 0:22] You know who it is. I'm here with my boy, Mr. J. Haha. What's going on, man? How you
[0:22 - 0:32] doing? I'm doing good, man. Ready to burn some rubber. Hell yeah, man. Let's go. Let's see if I can
[0:32 - 0:38] find you on this freaking map, dude. Are you even in the same game as me, man?
[0:38 - 1:04] Uh, dude, I'm trying to figure that out right now, but fuck. I don't think so, dude. You gotta send me in, buddy. Don't mind that sound. It's just me hitting up my finger.
[1:04 - 1:22] Hell yeah. Let's see if I can... Bro, I'm gonna get a shot at that. That is wild. That is freaking wild, dude.
[1:22 - 1:50] You see me hit me? You hit me up? Hell yeah. The screenshot of this rainbow, man. That is fire. I've never seen that on here. That must be something new.
[1:50 - 2:09] Yo, where'd it go in the rainbow, man? I'm actually taking a couple pics of rainbow in my shit, so you should check it out sometime. Yeah, it does, man, dude.
[2:09 - 2:29] Yeah, I see you back here. I'm coming, dude.
[2:29 - 2:46] Don't even say you're the bad ass, dude.
[2:46 - 2:56] Oh my god. You get it, man?
[2:56 - 3:09] Oh, yeah. That was a good dick. That sounds like it, bro. Shit, a lot of fucking...
[3:09 - 3:14] This thing right here is so much fucking fun, dude. I can't even lie.
[3:14 - 3:24] Yo, Kyle looks like the freaking Batmobile. Oh, shit, that's nice. Looks like the freaking Batmobile.
[3:24 - 3:31] Oh, yeah, it does, right?
[3:31 - 3:50] Ooh, that is sick.
[3:50 - 3:58] Where are you at? Oh, there you are.
[3:58 - 4:11] Yo, I'm freaking signed. Dude, I'm freaking backwards, ran your ass. That was cool. I was like, whatever, I was just like, "Oh, fuck."
[4:11 - 4:22] Yeah, they didn't really do anything. Just like, boom, done. Yo, I'm about to do the craziest shit ever, man.
[4:22 - 4:32] Y'all are about to witness me drifting a fucking... Y'all are about to witness me drifting a goddamn tractor.
[4:32 - 4:42] And I do literally mean a freaking tractor.
[4:42 - 5:01] Oh, yo, that is fire.
[5:01 - 5:10] How's this for a monster? Dude, yo, that's Rachel's Street, then he's even from Underground 2.
[5:10 - 5:14] Hell, yeah, that's what's up.
[5:14 - 5:19] Oh, shit, my car is straight fucking off-roaded.
[5:19 - 5:25] Bro, this thing is funny as hell. It's a fucking tractor. How can you beat a tractor drip thing?
[5:25 - 5:32] What? Holy crap. It's a fucking tractor. Did you get a tractor, dude?
[5:32 - 5:40] You know the top secret race storyline? Yeah.
[5:40 - 5:47] That one, yeah. Dude, that is... Yo, I got that same car. Hold up.
[5:47 - 5:52] Oh, dude, that is lit. Hold up.
[5:52 - 6:02] It's the... Yeah, you know that... Dude, the thing's fucking quick. I can't even fucking lie, bro.
[6:02 - 6:16] But yeah, you know the Top Gear series? On there, the storyline for Top Gear?
[6:16 - 6:22] Yeah, yeah, now I remember, yeah. Yeah, that.
[6:22 - 6:31] She says the blind man to his deaf wife. Where you at? Oh, there you are.
[6:31 - 6:36] Somebody come here. She's fucking... That might be her.
[6:36 - 6:44] One of them. Nice. Hold up. I think I got one for you. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[6:44 - 6:48] This is my... See, this is my Fortune Island drip zone.
[6:48 - 7:02] Whenever I want to get serious about a drip zone or whatever, on Fortune Island, this is the one I'll use.
[7:02 - 7:10] Four-wheel drip?
[7:10 - 7:23] And this thing is nuts. Oh, yo. That truck just had to get in the way.
[7:23 - 7:27] Get out of the way, sir.
[7:27 - 7:33] That truck just had to get in the way, didn't it?
[7:33 - 7:44] I literally went to hit a slide, and I drifted around the bus, but then I ran right into a fucking truck.
[7:44 - 7:51] Look at this shit, man.
[7:51 - 7:58] And yeah, you ready to hit some slides, man?
[7:58 - 8:07] Bro, I have that car. Let's see if I can find it.
[8:07 - 8:16] Mine's working. Dude, the one I have though is straight fucking nuts. It's literally the fucking Jetsons' car.
[8:16 - 8:21] Yeah, they have the Jetsons' paint job.
[8:21 - 8:31] Right? Who doesn't love that?
[8:31 - 8:47] I'm guessing you bought the Baron Jackson car pack.
[8:47 - 8:59] No, not yet. I think this one I want is late next year, but, man, I cannot wait for part four hours in five runs.
[8:59 - 9:02] All right, though.
[9:02 - 9:10] Yeah, man. Dude, I can't wait for the new fours of motors. Dude, the new fours of motors for it looks good.
[9:10 - 9:16] Does it? I haven't seen anything for that yet. Reminds me of, like, the Munsters.
[9:16 - 9:24] Right? Dude, I have. Dude, I fucking grew up watching the Munsters as a kid.
[9:24 - 9:25] Me too.
[9:25 - 9:35] Damn, fucking Adam. I was just about to say Adam's family, fucking Garfield.
[9:35 - 9:40] I don't know. He literally just spawned out of nowhere, bro.
[9:40 - 9:45] Dude, for real, I was like literally looking that way and I looked again and he's just right there.
[9:45 - 9:49] It's a power I'm spinning over here.
[9:49 - 9:52] Right. Let's go, dude.
[9:52 - 9:54] Hey, there you go.
[9:54 - 9:56] Oh, yeah.
[9:56 - 9:59] This shit's fun.
[9:59 - 10:01] Fuck, yeah.
[10:01 - 10:05] Dude, do you have the drift Ferrari?
[10:05 - 10:07] I don't. Do you have it?
[10:07 - 10:09] Yeah.
[10:09 - 10:14] Get into it and show it to me so I can see if I have it.
[10:14 - 10:16] And then I'll pick it too.
[10:16 - 10:20] Don't buddy, don't get her. She's fucking out of my demon.
[10:20 - 10:23] Oh, what the fuck?
[10:23 - 10:26] Oh, shit. We should have taken a picture together, too.
[10:26 - 10:29] Yeah, hold up. I can do that. Hold up.
[10:43 - 10:46] All right, stay in that car.
[10:46 - 10:47] Oh, I am.
[10:47 - 10:53] Yeah, it's just about to be a y'all may just fucking make this a wallpaper or something.
[10:53 - 11:09] I just took a picture. I'm gonna call it me and the homie.
[11:09 - 11:11] Hell, yeah.
[11:11 - 11:14] I like that, you know.
[11:14 - 11:20] The screen shots saved.
[11:20 - 11:27] I just wanted to say that it has a screenshot and I got the photo of it.
[11:27 - 11:35] Yeah, dude, this is the Jetsons wrapped on it.
[11:35 - 11:41] Dude, this thing literally allows the fucking spin tires.
[11:41 - 11:50] Dude, I think it's way too much fun.
[11:50 - 11:53] Yo, Anonymous. What's good, man? How you doing?
[11:53 - 11:57] What's up, Anonymous?
[11:57 - 12:02] What's good, bro?
[12:02 - 12:11] That's a CyRash automobile. I fucking love it.
[12:11 - 12:18] That's cool as fuck.
[12:18 - 12:22] Yo, you heard that, right?
[12:22 - 12:28] Dude's like, yo, that ain't the freaking Jetsons car. That's the CyRash pitmobile.
[12:28 - 12:30] Oh, hell yeah.
[12:30 - 12:34] No, dude, I got a fucking one. No, I got the Bugatti Veyron.
[12:34 - 12:41] I don't know. The Bugatti Chiron for that one.
[12:41 - 12:52] Hold up. This is probably one of my favorite cars to cruise in.
[12:52 - 12:55] Look at that.
[12:55 - 12:57] Oh, shit.
[12:57 - 13:00] Fuck, bro.
[13:00 - 13:02] God, it's nice.
[13:02 - 13:09] Bugatti Chiron.
[13:09 - 13:10] Hold on. I got it.
[13:10 - 13:16] I'm just going to be myself. I'm just going to be myself. I'm going to give you this chocolate.
[13:16 - 13:21] Dude, this thing is catching angle and I'm not even trying to.
[13:21 - 13:25] I'm just sitting there spinning tires in circles, man.
[13:25 - 13:31] But, yo, I'm going to bust out that Ferrari right quick.
[13:31 - 13:36] Damn, Paul. Super smart. I fucking love that thing, dude.
[13:36 - 13:42] Dude, I don't know if you remember, but do you remember that freaking post I made on my old Facebook where it had the,
[13:42 - 13:51] where I did the cops set up for the M. Paul? I didn't set who says cops can't drift.
[13:51 - 13:55] That shit was cool as fuck. I had fun with that, dude.
[13:55 - 13:58] Like, literally, I was just saying they're just fucking ripping around and I'm like, you know what,
[13:58 - 14:06] fuck it was. It's like a meme out of this shit. Here we go.
[14:06 - 14:12] Here's the drift for all shit. You had the iron night.
[14:12 - 14:18] Yo, that's the joke. Yo, that is fucking cool, dude.
[14:18 - 14:26] But this is the this is the drift car. I was saying, damn, damn, dude.
[14:26 - 14:29] All eyes, why don't you?
[14:29 - 14:34] God damn, what the fuck?
[14:34 - 14:43] Those guys are gone. But do you have this one?
[14:47 - 14:57] Yo, the as far as the drift sets, the Ferrari drift car.
[14:57 - 15:01] Yo, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do the same thing as you.
[15:01 - 15:05] I'm going to pull out a fucking truck type car.
[15:05 - 15:13] See if I can find the one that I really have not driven yet that I actually kind of need to drive a little bit more often.
[15:14 - 15:17] What's up? Drive this one. This one's fun to drive.
[15:17 - 15:21] Which one are you about to drive? The metal militia.
[15:21 - 15:26] Oh, yeah, that one is fun. I think I might have that one.
[15:26 - 15:34] That's in the Nissan's, right? I think so. It looks like a Baja type.
[15:34 - 15:40] Yeah, of course. So that's why I can see that shit.
[15:42 - 15:46] Oh, yeah, I don't know if I have that one.
[15:46 - 15:52] The one of Alicia.
[15:52 - 16:04] Ha, my G Wagon. Fucking trippy ass fucking G Wagon extended cab.
[16:04 - 16:08] What? Yeah, I don't want to see.
[16:08 - 16:12] Boom. Why? Is that really what that is?
[16:12 - 16:19] Pretty much, yeah. Oh, yo, I think I've got that car, I think.
[16:19 - 16:23] I like your car, dude. Dude, this thing comes in handy for the snow, bro.
[16:23 - 16:28] Like, no joke. And I also got out of the driving system.
[16:28 - 16:31] Hold on, I want to see which one that is.
[16:31 - 16:38] Yo, I think I have that car. This one's great to boy everywhere, bro.
[16:38 - 16:44] Hey, let me get in the photo and see. Yeah, dude, that way.
[16:44 - 16:45] That means you got Fortune Island, fucker.
[16:45 - 16:51] Oh, yo, yo, you know we got to do it.
[16:51 - 16:55] You know we got to head over to Fortune. Hold on.
[16:55 - 16:57] Let me break out that ride right quick.
[16:57 - 17:00] But yeah, I did that pain drive on that one myself.
[17:00 - 17:03] That one I was just in. Actually, it's fun.
[17:03 - 17:10] Ah, where the fuck did it go?
[17:10 - 17:15] Dude, I love the XO and off-road, and that shit's fucking wild.
[17:15 - 17:29] Yo, JR, what's good, man?
[17:29 - 17:38] What are you at, man?
[17:38 - 17:41] Yo, you there, man?
[17:41 - 17:48] Yo, Jose.
[17:48 - 18:14] Yo, you there, man?
[18:14 - 18:22] All right, hold on, guys. I am going to have to end this call.
[18:22 - 18:30] End this live stream right quick.
[18:30 - 18:32] I'm thinking back in just a few minutes. Hold on.
[18:32 - 18:35] We have some technical difficulties on this one.
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Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2361' on August 16th, 2024