Original upload date: September 20th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:22] Ooh. What up, y'all? It's your boy Cyraxx. So, I'm not even going to hold that and punch
[0:22 - 0:39] the fucking point. So darling, you talk about how you're such a badass, right? You talk
[0:39 - 0:44] about how you could beat anybody at any fighting game and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[0:44 - 0:51] You always tell me how you can beat my ass at any fighting game that, you know, you get
[0:51 - 0:58] thrown into. Here's the thing though, kid, you ain't stepping in my world. See, you may
[0:58 - 1:06] be good with those little kids fighting games or with Marvel versus Capcom, whatever, blah,
[1:06 - 1:13] blah, blah. Dude, that's kid shit. All right, you see the, you see the fucking thumbnail
[1:13 - 1:27] on this video, boy? You see that shit? That title is my title. See what you, you say you're
[1:27 - 1:31] a badass, I'm funny. That's what the truth is. You're just not. You see that title that
[1:31 - 1:40] my character is holding right now? Oh, EA Sports UFC 3. I've held that title since the
[1:40 - 1:53] last year and I've not lost it yet. See, I won that little UFC 3 tournament online. I
[1:53 - 2:06] won that little online tournament that they did. I won and have held that EA Sports undisputed
[2:06 - 2:16] title for over a year, my dude. So here's my challenge to you, man. I'm putting my EA
[2:16 - 2:31] Sports UFC 3 world championship title on the line. Here's the thing, I will put that championship
[2:31 - 2:45] on the fucking line and here's my deal for you. You can beat me in a three round match
[2:45 - 2:50] of UFC 3. I'll leave you alone and I'll let you fucking say whatever you want about me
[2:50 - 3:02] and I won't say a goddamn word. I'll let you run your mouth about me and say whatever the
[3:02 - 3:09] fuck you want. Make whatever videos you want about me. I won't say a goddamn word, boy.
[3:09 - 3:23] If I whip your ass, if I destroy you, it's game on, sonny. If I win, you're going to
[3:23 - 3:35] back the fuck off and quit running your mouth like a bitch. See, that's your problem right
[3:35 - 3:44] there, Tyler. That right there is your exact problem. You claim to be a fighter. You claim
[3:44 - 3:56] to be one of the best fighting game players in the world. But the truth is, you're not.
[3:56 - 4:02] Unlike you, I've actually won tournaments. I've actually won competitions. And that
[4:02 - 4:10] photo, that's the cover fucking proves it. I will even upload a photo to, I'll upload
[4:10 - 4:15] that same photo to a fucking YouTube video. Or better yet, I'll post it on Facebook and
[4:15 - 4:33] let everybody fucking see that shit. Like, come on, Tyler.
[4:33 - 4:55] Like, you claim that you're a champ, yet you never fought in EA Sports UFC 3. You
[4:55 - 5:09] never won any tournaments in UFC 3 like I have. I've held the UFC 3 Undisputed Championship
[5:09 - 5:21] for over a year, going on two by the end of this year. I earned that title. I won that
[5:21 - 5:31] tournament hands fucking down. One thing you gotta learn, Tyler, there's always, always
[5:31 - 5:39] gonna be somebody out there just a little bit better than you. And guess what? I'm
[5:39 - 5:46] that guy that's better than you. Fuck Marvel versus Capcom. Fuck these little childish
[5:46 - 5:56] fucking games, boy. You want a real fight? Step in the octagon with me on UFC 3. And
[5:56 - 6:00] see if you don't get your ass handed to you like a little bitch. Because the minute you
[6:00 - 6:08] step in that octagon and that bell rings, little boy, guess what? It's game over for
[6:08 - 6:17] you, pal. Soon as that bell rings, I'm on your ass. I've got you. Because soon as that
[6:17 - 6:24] bell rings, that octagon, little boy, yeah. All right. Soon as that bell rings, I'm making
[6:24 - 6:42] you my bitch. Yeah. Now, if you were a country that put up a knife, you'd feel that kind of
[6:42 - 7:04] thing. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it
[7:04 - 7:20] easy. Thank you. Sorry about that, y'all. But Tyler, I've fucking had it with you running
[7:20 - 7:36] your fucking mouth like a pussy. Yo, smoke 169 was good, bro. Like Tyler, I've not fucking
[7:36 - 7:42] had it with you running your mouth, little boy. Like I said, the minute that bell rings,
[7:42 - 7:55] my dude, I'm making you my fucking bitch. Agreed, Small Will. Fucking agreed 100% and
[7:55 - 8:04] I'm going to. So Tyler, step up your game, pussy. Step to a real fighter. Step to a
[8:04 - 8:13] real competitor. I'm not just good behind the wheel. I'm getting the fucking octagon
[8:13 - 8:24] too, boy. Can I guarantee you the minute that bell rings, your ass is done. You don't
[8:24 - 8:39] stand a chance against me. I will personally destroy you. I will pick you apart. Like
[8:39 - 8:47] I said, I've held that EA Sports title for over a year. Every competitor that's faced
[8:47 - 9:01] me online, guess what? I've knocked them the fuck out. You think you got me beat? Bring
[9:01 - 9:12] it. I've got them against some of the best competitors in the world for EA Sports. I've
[9:12 - 9:17] got them against some of the toughest fighters in the world within the gaming community.
[9:17 - 9:28] And guess what? I came out on top because I practiced every day. I busted my ass getting
[9:28 - 9:39] good. How do you think I made it into the Forza Underground magazine that just dropped?
[9:39 - 9:46] Which as soon as I can get a link for that, I'm going to be posting that link. But why
[9:46 - 9:51] do you think I got in that magazine, huh? For the Forza Underground. Why do you think
[9:51 - 9:59] I got in that shit? And don't go bother looking for it either, little boy, because it's actually
[9:59 - 10:07] an exclusive magazine that somebody on Facebook has been working on. So it's not on an actual
[10:07 - 10:12] site. But once they actually post the link to the site and have it up, I will be posting
[10:12 - 10:23] that magazine up for sure. But Tyler, why do you think I got as good as I am? Why I
[10:23 - 10:30] gained the respect and the notoriety that I have? Because I'm actually good at what
[10:30 - 10:37] I do. I don't just sit there and run my mouth like a bitch. I don't sit there and say something
[10:37 - 10:50] and don't back it up. I let my actions speak for me, Tyler, unlike you. So like I said,
[10:50 - 10:57] boy, if you want a real challenge, step into the Octagon with me on EA Sports UFC 3. Or
[10:57 - 11:10] better yet, make that EA Sports UFC 4, boy. Step up to me on any on any UFC game, I'll
[11:10 - 11:22] whoop that ass. I'll whoop your ass like your daddy should have. I'll make you my bitch.
[11:22 - 11:28] I have no problem bending that ass over and whooping that ass boy. Talk is cheap, little
[11:28 - 11:48] boy. Time to put those words to good use. Oh, no worries, smoke. I got this kid on lock.
[11:48 - 11:59] I got this little bitch on lockdown and not trying to rip from the Samoan dynasty or the
[11:59 - 12:15] Usos or the legendary Roman Reigns. Not trying to rip from these guys. But in a famous words
[12:15 - 12:23] of Jimmy and Jay Uso, the cousins of the legendary Roman Reigns. Welcome to the Uso penitentiary.
[12:23 - 12:41] It's time for you to get put on lockdown, boy. Get done. Fanito finish, son. Once that
[12:41 - 12:50] cage closes, and that bell rings, you best believe it straight lights out knockout punch
[12:50 - 13:03] for you, son. Because you ain't stopping shit. So if I were you, I'd fucking train, I'd practice
[13:03 - 13:16] and I'd get ready because the minute that bell rings, yeah, this is dumb, boy. Oh, absolutely
[13:16 - 13:40] man. Absolutely, Tim. So like I said, Tyler and why you want to step up your game? Welcome
[13:40 - 13:49] to the big leagues, kid, because you're talking to a fucking real ass motherfucking champion.
[13:49 - 14:00] I'm here, and I'm ready. Bring your egg game. Oh, and make sure you bring some paper towel
[14:00 - 14:05] or towel or rag or something because once I left the floor, you're gonna need to clean
[14:05 - 14:11] up all that blood on the Arcegon mat. And by the way, you might want to bring a baggy
[14:11 - 14:20] too because by the time I'm done knocking your jaw loose, once I'm done knocking your
[14:20 - 14:24] jaw loose, yeah, you're gonna need a plastic baggy for all those teeth that are gonna go
[14:24 - 14:33] missing out your cactus face. Just saying, you might want to have one on hand, bro.
[14:33 - 14:47] Knock is cheap, kid. So just be ready to have your ass handed to you, boy. Well, with that
[14:47 - 14:53] being said, y'all, I'm about to sit down, kick in and show my crew on some horizon four,
[14:53 - 14:59] cruise around, have some fun, have a good time, and I'll catch you guys later, man.
[14:59 - 15:06] Peace and sour. Be ready to get that ass whooped, little boy. I hope you're ready.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2358' on August 18th, 2024