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2020-9-19 WERE ALL FUCKED


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on December 19th, 2022
Original upload date: September 19th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:16] What up y'all? As you guys know normally I don't get involved with this kind of shit.
[0:16 - 0:24] Y'all know me, normally I stay out of politics and crap, but I was sitting down
[0:24 - 0:29] watching one of my favorite YouTubers and actually one of my favorite music
[0:29 - 0:36] artists Up Church. Shout out to the motherfucking Creek Squad. Fucking love you guys.
[0:36 - 0:45] Shout out to all the fucking creatures out there man. Fucking love you guys but I'm
[0:45 - 0:50] sitting down watching Up Church's latest video while I sit here and work on a
[0:50 - 0:59] video from my little brother Bratwick. You know, I'm sitting here chilling and bro, like I
[0:59 - 1:03] said, normally I don't get involved in politics but dude seeing the video about
[1:03 - 1:11] Joe Biden that he just did a few hours ago like bro oh my god like I swear to
[1:11 - 1:18] god this guy becomes president we are fucked. Like this man can't even form a
[1:18 - 1:25] fucking sentence let alone like how the fuck like who put this guy out of the
[1:25 - 1:31] fucking nursing home first off who the fuck let Joe Biden out of the goddamn
[1:31 - 1:38] gnome like dude I'm not even on politics and I can run the country better than
[1:38 - 1:46] this guy and I'm not even a fucking politician and I can run the country
[1:46 - 2:02] better than this guy would like oh my fucking god like bro like oh my god
[2:02 - 2:07] like for real someone put this guy back in the fucking nursing home please oh
[2:07 - 2:26] my god honestly I'd rather deal with Trump for four more years like
[2:26 - 2:36] literally and and you're right you're right scum cab like you're right scum cab
[2:36 - 2:40] like and this is what I'm talking about like if this guy becomes president this
[2:40 - 2:48] old man who got out of a fucking nursing home becomes president like dude our
[2:48 - 3:02] country is fucked I mean really fucked like dude
[3:02 - 3:12] oh my god yes and but I swear to god dude if Biden becomes president we're
[3:12 - 3:24] fucked Joe by friend from president dude a cup of jello would make I would
[3:24 - 3:36] rather have a fucking five-year-old for fucking president oh my god dude I can't
[3:36 - 3:46] even like oh my god just seeing some of this shit this guy has said not only in
[3:46 - 3:59] fucking debates but on national fucking television like bro like oh my god
[3:59 - 4:08] seriously who let this guy the fucking nursing home like for real like dude I'm
[4:08 - 4:12] not even a politician and I can run the country better than this fucking idiot
[4:12 - 4:22] cuz at least I have a general like a general grasp on what's been going on
[4:22 - 4:28] like at least I have a general grasp on things this man can't even form a
[4:28 - 4:36] fucking sentence he gets his shit mixed up when he's trying to talk this dude
[4:36 - 4:43] literally said Blafferkin on live television fucking Blafferkin what the
[4:43 - 4:48] fuck so Blafferkin like it's not like some fucking weird-ass alien or a
[4:48 - 4:57] fucking like oh dude it sounds like some fucking weird-ass animal like bro
[4:57 - 5:11] oh my god this country is legit gonna go to hell in a fucking hand basket if
[5:11 - 5:17] this guy becomes president yeah we're in a bad spot already but I would rather
[5:17 - 5:25] stay in this bad spot and deal with this bullshit than to let this fucking
[5:25 - 5:32] old-ass man who can't even form a proper sentence become fucking president like
[5:32 - 5:44] bro oh my god dude and this is the motherfucker y'all want for president
[5:44 - 5:50] like this dude can't even form a fucking sentence properly let's be fucking
[5:50 - 6:06] honest here for a minute like bro come on like don't this guy can't even like
[6:06 - 6:16] I'm just I'm dumbfounded like what can you say to an old man who can't even
[6:16 - 6:26] form a sentence who doesn't even know like dude do you even know how money
[6:26 - 6:36] functions do you even know about supply and demand do you even know how our
[6:36 - 6:43] country even functions or the situations I need to be dealt with that
[6:43 - 6:49] are very serious dude in this guy becomes president I guarantee you
[6:49 - 6:55] within a month no give it a week a week of vibing president I guarantee you
[6:55 - 7:01] there's gonna be mass riots there's gonna be killings all over the United
[7:01 - 7:05] States more than what there is now
[7:06 - 7:22] companies are gonna go fucking bankrupt like bro come on oh my god right exit I
[7:22 - 7:32] agree I fucking agree small like literally who let this guy out of the
[7:32 - 7:41] fucking nursing home bro somebody take this guy put him back in the nursing
[7:41 - 7:47] home and get somebody in there that will give Trump a good run how bring
[7:47 - 7:55] Obama back in let Obama take another shot at this shit I think it got at
[7:55 - 8:04] least Obama actually did something Obama actually fucking found Osama bin Laden
[8:04 - 8:10] who is the world's most known terrorists in the world he found the guy and had
[8:10 - 8:15] him killed like bro
[8:20 - 8:25] oh yeah Trump might not be the best president in the world but he's doing a
[8:25 - 8:34] better job than Biden ever could by far like bro always shows actually trying
[8:34 - 8:40] keyword trying to do something he might not be doing very good but it's a better
[8:40 - 8:46] attempt at what this old-ass man could do like bro I can honestly say at this
[8:46 - 8:52] man I swear to fucking God if this man becomes president I will personally leave
[8:52 - 8:58] the United States and say fuck it and move with my friends to Japan fuck it I
[8:58 - 9:03] will fucking pack my shit move to goddamn Japan cuz at least Japan they
[9:03 - 9:06] actually know what they're doing
[9:06 - 9:15] or hell I may just move to Scotland or Ireland with my friends or hell I may
[9:15 - 9:29] even move up to fucking Canada where my boy could gaze at fuck no we're not the
[9:29 - 9:34] friends that I actually had that live over in Japan they actually live it's
[9:34 - 9:41] not Okinawa I think it's either Tokyo or Shinjuku it's one of the two a lot to
[9:41 - 9:46] ask him next time I talk to him but bro I swear to God if Biden becomes president
[9:46 - 9:51] I'm packing my shit I am relearning Japanese and I am moving the fuck to
[9:51 - 10:00] Japan I swear to fucking God like bro this dude is on another level of fucking
[10:00 - 10:16] whack oh my god like I said normally normally I don't get involved in
[10:16 - 10:22] politics at all like y'all know me I don't get involved in politics but bro
[10:22 - 10:29] seeing this kind of embarrassment like how can I not talk about this like bro
[10:29 - 10:52] like oh my god dude I am so far beyond just oh just I have no words I am
[10:52 - 11:06] legitimately dumbfounded like this dude literally literally said a black frickin
[11:06 - 11:16] on live fucking television and then started stumbling over his fucking
[11:16 - 11:23] words during the debate like and this is a motherfucker y'all one for president
[11:23 - 11:42] dude oh my god oh my fucking god wait dude what oh dude I can't even dude oh
[11:42 - 12:00] my god we're fucked we are straight fucked oh my gosh bro like I can't even
[12:00 - 12:25] right now man like I am so just oh my god I seriously want to whoever made
[12:25 - 12:32] this guy want to run for president whoever nominated this guy for
[12:32 - 12:38] president I swear to god if I see you on the streets or anywhere in public I
[12:38 - 12:42] swear to god I'm walking up to you and I'm fucking bitch laughing your ass I
[12:42 - 12:47] swear to fucking god I'll fucking take a goddamn 2x4 and smack you across the
[12:47 - 12:59] face with it like bro I swear to god I will cuz whoever nominated this guy needs
[12:59 - 13:14] smacked across the back to goddamn head like bro oh my fucking god
[13:14 - 13:29] like hell to be honest with you I know it's gonna be a bit of a shock but honestly I
[13:29 - 13:33] would rather have fucking Hillary Clinton I would rather have Hillary
[13:33 - 13:41] Hillary Clinton as a fucking president than this guy cuz always Hillary would
[13:41 - 13:44] actually fucking do something
[13:52 - 13:58] oh my god I would rather deal with Trump for another four fucking years I
[13:58 - 14:03] would rather deal with Trump's idiocy and his attempts to actually try to do
[14:03 - 14:13] something then to deal with this oh god hmm I swear to god if Biden becomes
[14:13 - 14:16] president I swear to god I'm fucking packing up but I'm leaving the goddamn
[14:16 - 14:24] country I swear to fucking god like this dude is this dude needs to be put in a
[14:24 - 14:30] fucking nursing home and not let out period this dudes over 80 fucking years
[14:30 - 14:37] old 80 fucking years old this man can't even form a proper sentence anymore the
[14:37 - 14:41] dude probably has a fucking catheter
[14:41 - 15:09] hey when it comes to business dude that's actually a good mindset to have
[15:10 - 15:15] all right even though I can't stand Trump look at where he's gotten to the
[15:15 - 15:20] man actually became successful at a lot of shit there's a reason he's a fucking
[15:20 - 15:28] multi-millionaire oh my god
[15:35 - 15:43] that is true he actually did I actually seen that I actually fucking saw that
[15:43 - 15:48] clip and that's why I'm like bro this is the guy that people want for fucking
[15:48 - 15:54] president are you serious like bro he thought the guy running against him was
[15:54 - 16:02] a fucking pro wrestler like what
[16:02 - 16:16] oh my god dude hell to be honest the Arnold Schwarzenegger would make a
[16:16 - 16:24] better president than this guy I would rather have Arnold Schwarzenegger as a
[16:24 - 16:33] fucking president I'd rather have Dwayne the Rock Johnson as a president but this
[16:33 - 16:51] guy I can't even I can't I can't I can't even bro like I'm just
[16:51 - 17:18] fucking hell oh my god oh my fucking god
[17:18 - 17:27] I am what's really like I don't even know what to say like I literally don't
[17:27 - 17:34] know what to say except we're fucked if this guy becomes president we are
[17:34 - 17:43] screwed and I'm not a son of a little screw I mean fucking royally hands down
[17:43 - 18:03] screwed oh my fucking god bro
[18:11 - 18:15] that right there Sam man that's where you're wrong but dude we all have a
[18:15 - 18:21] voice whether we pay taxes or not we do have a voice because let me tell you
[18:21 - 18:26] bruh if this guy becomes president it's not just gonna affect those that pay
[18:26 - 18:37] taxes and it's gonna affect all of us as a fucking whole like bruh I feel bad
[18:37 - 18:45] for the future generation that would have to deal with this guy like I feel
[18:45 - 18:57] bad for them oh my god I said what new who's the new who's the nursery somebody
[18:57 - 19:00] get ahold of the nurse responsible for letting Biden out of the goddamn nurse
[19:00 - 19:16] now I seriously who let this guy out of the fucking nursing home and told this
[19:16 - 19:20] guy to run for president cuz honestly smack the living fuck out of that
[19:20 - 19:27] person right now oh my god I literally want to take a fucking 2x4 with a
[19:27 - 19:33] fucking bunch of nails in it and bitch slap them with it right across the
[19:33 - 19:39] fucking face straight the fuck up
[19:39 - 19:52] and as much as I hate to admit a Tim G star for once you're right you're
[19:52 - 20:17] actually correct from once dude oh my god I can't even bro and I can't even
[20:17 - 20:31] like bro like I can't even like I've heard of dumb shit before like I've
[20:31 - 20:40] seen in her dumb shit in my life but this is by far next level fucking just
[20:40 - 21:00] don't like oh my god I know I'm repeating myself but bro I'm just I
[21:00 - 21:08] can't even like wrap my head around this like oh god just thinking about
[21:08 - 21:14] what this guy is gonna do if he becomes president is just oh god and they don't
[21:14 - 21:21] fucking brain hurt literally it's making my fucking brain hurt thinking about
[21:21 - 21:36] what this guy could do oh my god oh shit I can't even do like I literally am
[21:36 - 21:41] just like oh my god
[21:41 - 22:02] like I'm just so far beyond words is like oh shit I swear to fucking god if
[22:02 - 22:07] this guy becomes president I will legitimately personally pack up all my
[22:07 - 22:13] belongings all my studio equipment all my clothes all my shit and I will move
[22:13 - 22:27] the fuck out of this country I swear to god I will oh my god
[22:27 - 22:44] like I said Sony get this guy back in the fucking nursing home don't let him
[22:44 - 22:49] out give him his meds
[22:49 - 23:08] hey master and master the house what's up man and dude I know that's kind of a
[23:08 - 23:13] dig at me but bro I live in my mom's basement too but there's a reason I do
[23:13 - 23:20] it's cuz I actually have to help her out cuz her and her boyfriend are not doing
[23:20 - 23:25] the best and I hope to take care of them so that's why I still live here so I can
[23:25 - 23:34] help take care of them because unlike most of these people I actually give a
[23:34 - 23:52] fuck about my family no the men of the house is actually you know my mom's boy
[23:52 - 23:57] branch shit but I do still do what I can to help out because I respect my
[23:57 - 24:05] elders I actually have respect for them I respect enough to actually help them
[24:05 - 24:23] out whenever they need it yeah alright I'm about to hop off here and try to wrap
[24:23 - 24:31] my head around this shit I'm literally gonna sit here work on this music video
[24:31 - 24:38] for my little brother and just chill and yeah I'm gonna try to fucking process
[24:38 - 24:46] this cuz literally my fucking brain hurts thinking about this idiot oh my
[24:46 - 25:02] god I'll catch you guys later oh we're fucked we're really fucked
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