Original upload date: December 24th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:18] What up y'all, it's ya boy. So I noticed that Tyler and Marty and their goons like to run
[0:18 - 0:27] their mouths. So Marty, you keep on going about, you keep on going on and on and on
[0:27 - 0:40] about this race war shit. Well I got a solution for you and we're not doing it
[0:40 - 0:49] your way or Tyler's way, we're doing it my way bitch. Me and you or me and Tyler
[0:49 - 0:58] or any of your goons versus me on a motorsport 7 in the real race wars.
[0:58 - 1:06] Old school one-on-one drag race winner-take-all.
[1:11 - 1:23] That's right you heard me. I'm flat-out sitting winner-take-all bitch. You know
[1:23 - 1:29] I've not had it with y'all motherfuckers running your mouths. You want to sit there
[1:29 - 1:35] and talk shit about how you're faster than me and blah blah blah. Well now's
[1:35 - 1:49] your chance to prove it son. Now is your motherfucking chance to prove that
[1:49 - 1:52] you're faster.
[1:52 - 2:20] You know let's raise the stakes a bit. Let's raise the stakes Marty. You or any
[2:20 - 2:31] of your goons wins against me. Now there are rules. There are some rules but
[2:31 - 2:41] first let me make this challenge to you. You win against me using any normal car,
[2:41 - 2:49] any non DLC car which includes like the Fast and Furious series or anything
[2:49 - 2:56] like that you can't buy to play with GT X FF or any of those. You and Tyler and
[2:56 - 3:08] Y or one of y'all's goons faces me. Straight up man-to-man. Alright on here
[3:08 - 3:15] man-to-man straight up winner-take-all match. Now you may be asking what is in
[3:15 - 3:21] it for me. I'll tell you what's in it for you. I will tell you what's in it for
[3:21 - 3:35] you. You win. Now keep in mind it's a three, it's a three, it's a three heat
[3:35 - 3:46] run, three heats in a drag race. Best two out of three wins to make it fair. You
[3:46 - 3:51] win against me. I'll leave the music industry for good and I'll
[3:51 - 3:56] let you talk shit about me all you want. I'll let you do whatever the fuck you
[3:56 - 4:01] want, say whatever you want about me. I don't give a fuck. Just the ones you
[4:01 - 4:05] don't go over the boundaries of like you know doing like you did last time by
[4:05 - 4:12] posting my videos up on Pornhub and shout out you can't do that. But I will
[4:12 - 4:18] let you have bragging rights against me. I will let you talk shit on me and I
[4:18 - 4:25] won't say a damn word about it. Which we all know that you're gonna lose that's
[4:25 - 4:28] why you're a chicken shit.
[4:28 - 4:58] I do not realize that I'm one of the top
[4:58 - 5:04] five drivers for drag races on Forza Motorsports 7 bro. Do you not realize
[5:04 - 5:08] that I'm one of the fastest in the world on here? There's very few that can beat
[5:08 - 5:18] me. One of those people being my boy Devin aka Cam Time Racing. You can ask him
[5:18 - 5:30] he'll tell you firsthand bro.
[5:30 - 5:55] Hey just cuz I'm having an off day don't mean shit bro. At least I'm in the
[5:55 - 6:02] top five that's all that fucking matters bro. Hey Marty you talk a big game but
[6:02 - 6:05] yet you can never back it up.
[6:05 - 6:41] [Music]
[6:41 - 6:47] You want to talk a big game bro but yet you ain't got the motherfucking balls.
[6:47 - 6:57] To back any of your talk up kid. You want to talk to a race wars let's take it back
[6:57 - 7:09] old school son. Let's take that shit back to the old school days. Fuck the street
[7:09 - 7:33] racing shit. Fuck all that noise. We throwing down old school man.
[7:33 - 7:45] Well you want to talk all this hot shit but yet. Well you want to sit there and
[7:45 - 7:50] talk all this mad shit bro but yet you can never back it up. You ain't got the
[7:50 - 7:56] balls to back up a goddamn word that you say little bitch. Cuz you're afraid to
[7:56 - 8:02] face me old school. Cuz you know damn good and well if you face me I'll smoke
[8:02 - 8:28] your ass. I'll smoke your goons and I'll fucking leave your ass in the dust.
[8:28 - 8:42] Busted out my murder Nova here.
[8:42 - 9:08] This is Forza Motorsport 7 bro. Where real drivers throw down and amateurs
[9:08 - 9:14] are made into professional drivers. And yes it is true there are some guys that
[9:14 - 9:30] do sim racing that have gone on to do professional legit in real life racing.
[9:30 - 9:41] So like I said you want to take me on Marty you want to shut me up so badly.
[9:41 - 9:50] Why don't you do it old school me and you or me and Tyler Forza Motorsport 7
[9:50 - 9:59] old school drag race. Old school race towards not this new school bullshit.
[10:04 - 10:15] Corners are for fast cars straightaways drag strips are for fast drivers.
[10:15 - 10:44] Now like I said the rules are very simple.
[10:44 - 10:54] If you have to buy the car pack then you can't use it it was a car that you can
[10:54 - 11:00] get for free or is in the list of cars that you can get for free look it up
[11:00 - 11:11] you can use it. All the cars I got I didn't have to pay for I got them all
[11:11 - 11:20] for free. What you mean is they're illegal. If you got to buy the car pack
[11:20 - 11:24] you ain't running it.
[11:24 - 12:34] [Silence]
[12:34 - 12:40] Man what is it like doing using that damn Subaru of the Bison Grigas bro. I'm always
[12:40 - 12:50] tempted to grab my drift car my drift Subaru and run that bitch. Like I'm
[12:50 - 13:13] almost tempted. See Marty you can't shift that quick you ain't got that kind of
[13:13 - 13:21] gear you ain't got that kind of gear runnage like come on man.
[13:21 - 13:35] [Silence]
[13:35 - 13:39] I'm maybe running low end right now Marty but let me tell you bro come race
[13:39 - 13:49] worse your ass is fucked.
[13:49 - 13:51] [Silence]
[13:51 - 13:59] Like I said Marty you want to race me we're doing it on my terms bitch not yours.
[13:59 - 14:11] I don't race by your rules and I know why you're doing it. You're doing it because
[14:11 - 14:20] you think that it gives you an advantage but really it don't do shit.
[14:20 - 14:34] It don't do nothing but make you fucking look like trash.
[14:34 - 16:26] [Silence]
[16:26 - 16:33] Nah Skeletor that listen bro you ain't part of this deal boy. You ain't part of
[16:33 - 16:38] this fucking race worse challenge little boy so fuck off and sit your puppy ass
[16:38 - 16:46] dog on the porch. Sit your puppy dog ass. Sit your puppy dog looking ass on the
[16:46 - 17:02] fucking porch kid.
[17:02 - 17:08] I don't want to talk a big game Skeletor but yeah you ain't even got the balls to
[17:08 - 17:14] face me. Bro didn't I already destroy you in a video like fucking two months ago
[17:14 - 17:19] back when I had a cell phone didn't I already fucking destroy your ass once kid.
[17:19 - 17:24] Like come on man I done destroyed you like what four months ago get the fuck
[17:24 - 17:34] here.
[17:34 - 18:07] [Silence]
[18:07 - 18:11] Like I just found a bunny Skeletor like why are you sticking up for that little
[18:11 - 18:21] pussy Marty.
[18:21 - 18:25] He doesn't tell you bro Marty ain't nothing but a coward ass little bitch.
[18:25 - 18:36] He has other people like you do his fucking dirty work for him.
[18:36 - 18:43] Which I honestly find hysterical because Marty ain't got the balls to challenge
[18:43 - 18:48] me in a real race like a real man so he's got to hide like a little faggot ass
[18:48 - 18:57] pussy talking shit and has other people race and do his shit for him like bro
[18:57 - 19:04] that's a bitch move.
[19:04 - 19:15] Only cowards do that shit.
[19:15 - 19:44] All right you know what let's run the dots.
[19:44 - 20:05] Let's run the big boy.
[20:05 - 20:16] Dude I don't even have a phone right now bro like if us I'm not on I'm not on
[20:16 - 20:20] StreamYard dude I'm on YouTube itself.
[20:20 - 20:25] I'm streaming directly from YouTube man so why don't you why you talk to me
[20:25 - 20:54] through chat all right we can sit down and talk all right we can talk this way man.
[20:54 - 21:17] And dude because of Marty I don't have PayPal right now bro my PayPal
[21:17 - 21:21] literally got shut down because of Marty so now I have legit have to make a
[21:21 - 21:27] brand new one though so as much I appreciate the offer bro I can't accept
[21:27 - 21:39] any money right now even if I wanted to bro.
[21:39 - 21:47] Like they really put a whole detriment in a lot of shit like they literally
[21:47 - 22:01] put a detriment in a lot of my stuff dude.
[22:01 - 22:05] So I'm not really able to do anything right now man like I said I appreciate
[22:05 - 22:11] the fact that you want to pay me and shit I appreciate that dude for real.
[22:11 - 22:15] But like I said right now I can't accept that views because Marty and Tyler and
[22:15 - 22:44] why I fucked my shit up along with Skull Kid.
[22:44 - 22:55] So I guess that man I can't really do much right now but I do appreciate it
[22:55 - 23:02] though man like I get that you don't like Marty either man I'm in the same
[23:02 - 23:07] boat you're in bro for real I'm in the same boat you're in when it comes to
[23:07 - 23:15] Marty he's a fucking coward and quite honestly he needs to fucking go.
[23:15 - 23:24] But first let me back out of this and collect my prize real quick.
[23:24 - 23:51] And now I'm going to sell a couple of my cars to get some shit going here.
[23:51 - 23:58] Alright so I got some cash.
[23:58 - 24:04] I'm definitely not selling my dots man that's a keeper right there.
[24:04 - 24:12] Can I sell those? Nope, dang.
[24:12 - 24:22] How much does the California Tea go for? 100 that's it.
[24:22 - 24:30] Seriously I think it only goes for 100 what the fuck I forget what he got for more than that dude.
[24:30 - 24:33] I know this thing's got to go for a lot nope.
[24:33 - 24:39] Damn man come on give me a car I can sell dude.
[24:39 - 24:46] Ooh 200k yeah that'll work.
[24:46 - 24:56] That'll definitely work.
[24:56 - 25:12] That's my drift count car.
[25:12 - 25:27] Can I sell it for one second? No, I wanted to sell that I can't stand out there.
[25:27 - 25:37] Can I sell my GT-R block? Actually I want to keep that one I want to sell the Nismo.
[25:37 - 25:54] Damn dude I got a lot of dough off this man, shit.
[25:54 - 26:12] Got a lot of drift cars. There we go it's having this beast.
[26:12 - 26:33] Like I said Marty knows the rules.
[26:33 - 26:36] He wants to fucking race me.
[26:36 - 26:41] We're doing it old school we're not doing this fucking new school street race shit.
[26:41 - 26:51] I always street race at night when it comes to daytime racing. This is what I do.
[26:51 - 26:59] I throw down the fucking track I throw down the fast time possible.
[26:59 - 27:11] Plain and simple.
[27:11 - 27:23] Oh man y'all gotta have a...
[27:23 - 27:30] I'm getting tired of Marty fucking running his goddamn mouth.
[27:30 - 27:34] If we're going to race we're going to do it my way not his way.
[27:34 - 27:37] Because his way he's going to try to fuck things up.
[27:37 - 27:41] See I'm actually fair with my shit.
[27:41 - 28:04] I don't sit there and try to fuck people over I'm fair when it comes to races.
[28:04 - 28:10] See I like Marty. All this shit I talk I'm actually able to back up.
[28:10 - 28:20] When I said I was the top driver or one of the top drivers on grade 2019 I was able to back it up.
[28:20 - 28:29] When me and my boy Devin said we were two of the fastest drivers on here and we showed it I was able to back it up.
[28:29 - 28:40] But Marty he likes to fabricate shit.
[28:40 - 28:45] Me I don't fabricate jack shit.
[28:45 - 28:56] So Marty you want to face me at race wars we're throwing down old school race wars not some bullshit fucking half ass street race.
[28:56 - 29:01] We're using real cars real physics.
[29:01 - 29:09] Forza Motorsports 7 me and you bitch once and for all.
[29:09 - 29:11] Winner take all.
[29:11 - 29:13] Hell I don't even raise the stakes.
[29:13 - 29:18] You or Tyler when y'all can have my fucking channel.
[29:18 - 29:24] I'll put my goddamn YouTube channel on the goddamn line.
[29:24 - 29:37] And you want to know why because I know damn well I ain't gonna lose.
[29:37 - 29:41] I'll put my channel on the line.
[29:41 - 29:47] You win I'll give you this stuff to my channel.
[29:47 - 29:52] I'll send you the banner and everything.
[29:52 - 29:58] I win you back fuck off and you leave me the fuck on quit talking shit.
[29:58 - 30:07] And keep my name out your goddamn mouth quit making videos about me plain and simple.
[30:07 - 30:23] You win you get my channel and you get to talk shit.
[30:23 - 30:35] I'm sorry I'm sorry Marty I forgot you're too much of a coward to race me.
[30:35 - 30:39] And don't worry Gigi I have other channels on backup.
[30:39 - 30:46] Don't worry I have a gaming channel that I can keep on going on.
[30:46 - 30:49] I'll put this channel on the fucking line.
[30:49 - 30:52] I have no problem with it.
[30:52 - 30:58] Yes this is my main channel.
[30:58 - 31:09] I have no issue putting my channel on the fucking line.
[31:10 - 33:06] I'm sorry I'm not putting my channel on the fucking line.
[33:06 - 33:10] Might have a little bit of trouble with the Bugatti Chiron.
[33:10 - 33:16] Really dude I totally trophy, really a trophy truck.
[33:16 - 33:18] Bro I'm gonna blow by.
[33:18 - 33:20] Someone give me the trophy truck guy man.
[33:20 - 33:22] I wanna blow by that dude.
[33:22 - 33:24] Give me the trophy truck guy.
[33:24 - 33:32] I wanna blow the doors off that dude.
[33:32 - 40:44] I'm sorry I'm not putting my channel on the fucking line.
[40:44 - 40:50] Like I said bro, one of the top drivers on here.
[40:50 - 40:52] I told you.
[40:52 - 48:28] I'm sorry I'm not putting my channel on the fucking line.
[48:28 - 48:32] Can you see this formula e-card right here?
[48:32 - 48:34] Watch this.
[48:34 - 49:54] I'm sorry I'm not putting my channel on the fucking line.
[49:54 - 50:00] Now that I have a good feel for how it handles, I can take a pitch this thing.
[50:00 - 50:25] [no audio]
[50:25 - 50:27] Y'all ready to see a smoke show?
[50:27 - 50:29] [no audio]
[50:29 - 50:33] Y'all ready to see a Formula E car fucking rip it?
[50:33 - 50:42] [no audio]
[50:42 - 50:46] Y'all haven't ever seen anybody drift a Formula E car, have you?
[50:46 - 52:54] [no audio]
[52:54 - 52:57] Oh damn, dude over here fucking killing it.
[52:57 - 53:02] [no audio]
[53:02 - 53:05] Y'all need to chill with that thousand laughs stuff, y'all.
[53:05 - 53:09] Like I said, I ain't taking a break from that for now.
[53:09 - 53:24] [no audio]
[53:24 - 53:33] Oh man, y'all keep this up, I may not even do it, you know what I'm saying? Y'all keep this shit up.
[53:33 - 53:51] [no audio]
[53:51 - 53:55] There are some things that are a little more important than doing a thousand laughs.
[53:55 - 54:43] [no audio]
[54:43 - 54:48] I'm gonna put on a smoke show for you Marty and show you what a real driver can do.
[54:48 - 55:42] [no audio]
[55:42 - 55:46] Ah, I came off of that corner. Too rough.
[55:46 - 56:08] [no audio]
[56:08 - 56:17] Look at that. Here's skill, I bet you can't do that Marty. You like that, don't you Marty?
[56:17 - 56:19] You like that skill, huh?
[56:19 - 56:28] [no audio]
[56:28 - 56:39] Reverse through there.
[56:39 - 57:15] [no audio]
[57:15 - 57:18] Yo, I can't put that through the door, don't you Marty?
[57:18 - 57:23] [no audio]
[57:23 - 57:27] Look at that, here's skill Marty.
[57:27 - 58:37] [no audio]
[58:37 - 58:40] Whatcha know about that June Connor life Marty?
[58:40 - 60:08] [no audio]
[60:08 - 60:14] Oh yeah, I'm driving sideways Marty. You can't do that can you kid?
[60:14 - 60:17] [no audio]
[60:17 - 60:20] No, you don't know how to drive sideways.
[60:20 - 61:16] [no audio]
[61:16 - 61:22] You don't know how to hit a wall and bang on a slide coming off the wall, do you?
[61:22 - 61:26] Look at that, slides for days Marty.
[61:26 - 61:31] I'm banging this thing on the wall and I'm still sliding son.
[61:31 - 61:53] [no audio]
[61:53 - 61:57] Hey son Marty, you'll never be as talented as I.
[61:57 - 63:21] [no audio]
[63:21 - 63:25] Oh, whatcha know about doing that?
[63:25 - 63:27] [no audio]
[63:27 - 63:31] Whatcha know about pulling that off Marty?
[63:31 - 64:11] [no audio]
[64:11 - 64:16] You know what this ain't Marty, if you ain't out of control you ain't in control boy.
[64:16 - 64:19] [no audio]
[64:19 - 64:21] Hashtag 20.
[64:21 - 64:25] [no audio]
[64:25 - 64:30] Damn, y'all don't know that line. Oh, I don't know what to tell ya.
[64:30 - 65:26] [no audio]
[65:26 - 65:30] See Marty, that's the thing man, you ain't got the skills that I got.
[65:30 - 65:34] You don't know how to kill a car in a controlled race man boy.
[65:34 - 65:49] [no audio]
[65:49 - 65:54] Yeah, I know everyone wants to do it. Like I said, I have to fucking wait though.
[65:54 - 65:58] [no audio]
[65:58 - 66:05] There are some things that are more important than doing a thousand laughs on some fucking video game.
[66:05 - 66:09] [no audio]
[66:09 - 66:12] Not trying to be a dick, but dude, come on.
[66:12 - 66:15] [no audio]
[66:15 - 66:19] There are some things that are a little more important.
[66:19 - 66:22] [no audio]
[66:22 - 66:24] Like lice.
[66:24 - 66:59] [no audio]
[66:59 - 67:03] Oh yeah, Marty, I have no hand in drift.
[67:03 - 67:12] [no audio]
[67:12 - 67:16] What you know I have no hand in drift like son.
[67:16 - 67:20] [no audio]
[67:20 - 67:24] Son, look, no hand in drift, kid.
[67:24 - 67:53] [no audio]
[67:53 - 67:57] Oh yeah, no hand in 360.
[67:57 - 68:54] [no audio]
[68:54 - 68:57] Oh yeah, no hand in burnouts.
[68:57 - 68:59] Donuts for days.
[69:00 - 70:43] [no audio]
[70:43 - 70:47] See, Marty, you can't do any of that, bro.
[70:47 - 70:58] You wanna know why? 'Cause you suck.
[70:58 - 76:29] [no audio]
[76:29 - 76:33] Alright, so hold on. Let me...
[76:33 - 76:40] ...do it here in the controller. I wanna see where the clutch is at.
[76:40 - 76:50] Alright, so that is the clutch. Okay.
[76:50 - 77:18] [no audio]
[77:18 - 77:36] You know, I'm gonna smack right into this guy.
[77:36 - 77:53] [no audio]
[77:53 - 78:07] With no other smoke show.
[78:07 - 79:37] [no audio]
[79:37 - 79:51] Oh, you can't tell me that was not a clean, man.
[79:51 - 81:29] [no audio]
[81:29 - 81:43] Like I said, Marty, you ain't got the control that I got, kid. So, either face me or get the stuffing.
[81:43 - 81:47] Plain and simple.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2220' on August 16th, 2024
