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2020-12-17 GTA 5 ONLINE


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on December 22nd, 2022
Original upload date: December 17th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:25] A week ago i was actually playing Fortnite with the homie but i don't know how but i wound up getting f*cking banned for like a week
[0:27 - 0:31] which is f*cking bullshit but it is what it is
[0:31 - 0:41] but uh we're gonna be playing some GTA 5 online man something i ain't done in a long ass time
[0:41 - 0:47] so yeah now where's this dude that you need to f*cking talk to
[0:47 - 0:57] you
[0:57 - 0:59] yo satan i got you dog
[0:59 - 1:11] now i know i am late on the gta 5 sh*t bro i know i'm stupid late but i do apologize guys
[1:11 - 1:32] but dude if those get his act on gta 5 online bro it really does man it's been
[1:32 - 1:54] some minutes i've been on here my dude wouldn't do that armor
[1:54 - 2:06] the matcha sold 0.0 but um also got to be a problem right this one one strip
[2:06 - 2:15] but somehow this f*ckers managed to get pulled with like decades worth of intel
[2:15 - 2:20] and this is his borders right he takes some of that sh*t out of context and the optics can look
[2:20 - 2:25] like that and this is the threat thing that we can all see with GTA if people wish for the
[2:25 - 2:31] prices basically he's trying to play me for a f*cking pool mom just chill i don't want to
[2:31 - 2:38] undo if anything happens okay maybe that's the good thing that's become the baby six figure check
[2:38 - 2:46] everyone let's make it happen okay so yeah there's no way i'm gonna let that piece of sh*t
[2:46 - 2:51] bring down my family i need to get my hands on those files by any means
[2:51 - 2:55] nope i'm just going to lay it all out there
[2:55 - 3:10] something you think you could do we're talking a very big payday
[3:11 - 3:18] good good yes excellent i agree but with it and that's very important i need a f*cking baby team
[3:30 - 3:44] uh let's talk about an English dude this is the one i was telling you about
[3:45 - 3:50] ah yeah we know it's done mate all right we're talking about the island
[3:50 - 3:55] oh yeah but i've been over there like four times now massive quiet the proper match
[3:55 - 4:01] something about our reveal is he likes to serve nice oh yeah the blonde man loves to go dodge
[4:01 - 4:07] no expense for the hostage girls the biggest names i'm his coach who's named the rave the
[4:07 - 4:15] three maker you know me i mean i've seen him three days in gurney larker trout bottom of
[4:15 - 4:21] bubbling water and ak in the upper chasing some f*cking supermodel down the beach on a pantry mate
[4:33 - 4:41] somebody's high as f*ck somebody's high as f*ck
[4:41 - 4:59] god damn man how long is this cutscene bro
[5:00 - 5:04] i've just been up here getting into this bag 6g state-of-the-art sh*t operated by this
[5:04 - 5:11] guy called kabble recently he was all about the job he'll be running tech for you guys on the sub
[5:11 - 5:15] we need to go full counter ask him how to do it on the top do you feel me
[5:15 - 5:23] okay good good yes make this happen you look very very well looked after my friend
[5:25 - 5:30] thank you god damn
[5:30 - 5:37] thank you
[5:37 - 5:42] so
[6:07 - 6:13] they got went to the crowd here you get the f*ck out of here
[6:13 - 6:23] all right where's the freaking out oh there's the exit right there
[6:23 - 6:30] get the hell about it here man
[6:30 - 6:50] there we go now where's the exit to this place dude like i need a way out so i can start f*cking
[6:50 - 7:07] sh*t up ah here's the exit right here
[7:14 - 7:29] oh that's the bathroom yo where's the f*cking exit
[7:29 - 7:43] oh
[7:43 - 7:55] maybe the exit's back as well
[7:56 - 8:03] i hope that's the money f*cking lost here man sh*t
[8:03 - 8:15] ah here we go tell me this is the exit
[8:21 - 8:26] huh found the exit god dang
[8:26 - 8:29] wait is this the f*cking locker room
[8:29 - 8:42] i know i'm like way behind on sh*t on here i've
[8:42 - 8:45] now i've been keeping up like i should but we're back though man
[8:45 - 8:48] oh good we made it all right good we're at the exit
[8:48 - 9:06] i don't know i love going first person but i don't know why
[9:06 - 9:15] oh yeah
[9:15 - 9:26] oh yeah kind of oh yo let's go there's a diamond casino
[9:26 - 9:33] we get our asses in there and get that wheel spin bitch but first
[9:33 - 9:39] take the dude out
[9:39 - 9:57] casino man it feels good to be back on gta 5 online bro it really does man it feels great
[9:57 - 10:10] to be back like it really does feel good to be back just freaking killing it having fun on gta
[10:10 - 10:19] online man like i'm glad they fixed the bug to where oh hello i want that car
[10:22 - 10:30] that is a either a pagani or mcclaren i believe that's mcclaren though
[10:30 - 10:34] correct me if i'm wrong but i think that's based off the mcclaren
[10:34 - 10:38] there's a bonus
[10:38 - 10:47] trading chips thank you
[10:48 - 10:55] here we go guys more on the trends let's see if we can get it let's see what we get this time around
[10:55 - 11:10] that's how we get something good with the spin either car or discount i don't care which
[11:12 - 11:21] way yo dude we really went away from the cars that was sick oh we got ranko though i'll take it
[11:21 - 11:33] i'll take that ranko shit
[11:33 - 11:39] now let's get my penthouse garage here
[11:39 - 11:53] okay so apparently the music locker is actually part of my stuff now dude that's fucking dope
[11:53 - 11:58] hell yeah let's go dude let's get it in
[11:58 - 12:16] let's see what dope ass cars i got because it's been a while since i've been on here so i kind of
[12:16 - 12:19] have been out of the loop about what cars i do and don't have
[12:25 - 12:29] not really much more driving shit
[12:40 - 12:56] let's just exit the penthouse garage for now
[12:56 - 13:18] i know it's probably committing suicide here but uh at this point
[13:18 - 13:22] i really don't care
[13:22 - 13:43] I didn't and i just killed my own security
[13:43 - 14:33] so
[14:33 - 14:47] i know it's probably a stupid move but we're going for it
[14:47 - 15:00] i had to do it even though i didn't want the way i do
[15:00 - 15:12] oh shit we got a person up over here see if we can snipe him with this coal
[15:12 - 15:33] get out of that car bitch
[15:38 - 15:43] oh it's a beamer too fuck yeah i will take this beamer sir thank you
[15:43 - 15:49] this is nice yo can i keep this
[15:49 - 15:59] oh that bitch
[16:04 - 16:09] i'm the one that should be saying r.i.p man my ass just got fucking rocked
[16:09 - 16:11] shit dude
[16:11 - 16:17] let's see if i can rob a dude for this car here
[16:17 - 16:19] oh shit
[16:19 - 16:24] oh hello dude
[16:24 - 16:30] hand over this hand over this not not get on get out of the camera bitch
[16:30 - 16:31] hey where the camera
[16:34 - 16:41] thank you for the camera i'm gone thanks for the calero and it's black too
[16:41 - 16:52] i would hear fucking ripping it what's good
[17:04 - 17:05] all right that was clean
[17:05 - 17:09] what was that was like
[17:09 - 17:16] fucking watch this thing
[17:21 - 17:35] and that's what i get for not paying attention
[17:35 - 17:35] whoa
[17:35 - 17:44] oh shit i'm getting out of here before i get fucked up
[17:44 - 17:49] i'm not trying to get screwed up by those guys fuck that
[17:49 - 18:04] i would hear this fucking ripping it damn it's been a minute
[18:14 - 18:21] you got the inzoian borrow car
[18:21 - 18:35] excuse me
[18:35 - 18:42] uh
[18:42 - 18:56] going there to the elven scrudge
[18:56 - 19:05] see if i can sell some on my sheet if not
[19:05 - 19:07] i knew something cool
[19:07 - 19:26] right here's my baby right here dude i fucking love that chart this is my show truck
[19:26 - 19:27] fucking love that thing
[19:27 - 19:32] and yes i got
[19:32 - 19:37] uh and yes i got the calero from neighbor speed
[19:37 - 19:41] oh from neighbor speed heat man i absolutely love this thing
[19:41 - 19:46] i know what you guys are thinking are you gonna sell it
[19:46 - 19:50] answer that fuck no i ain't selling that i think it's a beast
[19:50 - 20:01] got some of my other cars up in this bitch
[20:02 - 20:04] hmm
[20:04 - 20:12] you're going hellcat my outie i fucking love my outie man i think it's fun
[20:12 - 20:18] and yes i got a fucking pickup truck whatever
[20:18 - 20:24] i'm seriously you can't go wrong with a black pickup you just can't
[20:24 - 20:30] see what other cars i got here it's been a minute since i've been on so like i'm
[20:30 - 20:32] kind of just going through and see what i have
[20:32 - 20:43] this i believe is definitely not a Mustang i forget what that one is
[20:43 - 20:49] got my g wagon my hummer got my Mustang right here
[20:49 - 20:52] fucking love this Mustang bro can't lie
[20:52 - 20:59] i'm keeping that g wagon though man i'm fucking love that g wagon
[20:59 - 21:01] so i'm just going to take that one and then i'm going to take that one
[21:01 - 21:05] and then i'm going to take that one
[21:05 - 33:37] and then i'm going to take the other one
[33:37 - 33:39] and i'm going to take the other one
[33:39 - 35:27] and then i'm going to take the other one
[35:27 - 35:29] out the way sir
[35:29 - 35:35] bro i bet you got a lot of control over this
[35:35 - 35:39] this is fire dude i like this
[35:39 - 35:41] holy shit
[35:41 - 36:24] [Music]
[36:24 - 36:30] hey look fuck you bitch
[36:30 - 36:42] dude this is fire i did not know that i could do this
[36:42 - 36:44] how did i not know this
[36:44 - 36:46] how
[36:50 - 36:54] yeah ain't going that way
[36:54 - 37:08] oh fuck you sir i'm not giving this truck up for jack shit
[37:08 - 38:04] [Music]
[38:04 - 38:06] let me know honestly though how did i not know
[38:06 - 38:08] that i could do this on a fucking wheel man
[38:08 - 38:10] this is sick
[38:10 - 38:34] [Music]
[38:34 - 38:52] not trying to get a copyright strike here
[39:01 - 39:13] woah, what up guys
[39:13 - 39:35] [Music]
[39:35 - 39:39] but in all honesty though how did i not know that you could play this game on a fucking wheel
[39:39 - 39:45] this is cool as shit
[39:45 - 40:07] now actually i find i have a lot more control over this thing man this is sick
[40:07 - 40:33] [Music]
[40:33 - 40:37] ooh almost didn't make that
[40:37 - 40:46] yeah this is like freaking mud runners dude this is sketchy
[40:46 - 40:48] no
[40:48 - 40:50] thank you
[40:50 - 40:54] oh this is sketchy
[40:54 - 40:58] this is way sketchy
[40:58 - 41:12] [Music]
[41:12 - 41:32] brother man this shit is wild
[41:32 - 41:41] [Music]
[41:41 - 41:55] oh yeah we can get another truck
[41:55 - 42:07] this is definitely scary dude
[42:07 - 42:17] it's constantly a lot of just breaking and trying not to go off the cliff here
[42:17 - 42:46] [Music]
[42:46 - 43:09] now see i feel more control doing this on a wheel as weird as it is
[43:09 - 43:23] oh man that sucks dude
[43:23 - 43:27] all right so let's head out to my facility which is just right up here
[43:27 - 43:40] fuck yeah let's go excuse me
[43:40 - 44:07] don't drink
[44:07 - 44:11] yeah there's no way i'm making that
[44:11 - 44:39] yo i almost made it
[44:39 - 44:49] [Music]
[44:49 - 44:58] hey thanks toast
[44:58 - 45:02] tell me i can keep this
[45:02 - 45:17] oh are you serious man
[45:17 - 45:35] you know what i wonder how this will work
[45:35 - 46:00] [Music]
[46:00 - 46:04] all right what i'm going to do is i'm going to actually connect
[46:04 - 46:21] both of these
[46:21 - 46:48] bro that was actually a lot of fun
[46:48 - 47:12] [Music]
[47:12 - 47:20] to be honest i wish there was a way that i can like attach a freaking
[47:20 - 47:30] oh shit that didn't sound good
[47:30 - 47:44] that did not sound good
[47:44 - 48:02] [Music]
[48:02 - 48:26] oh damn ouch
[48:26 - 48:30] yo this is the new guy you know what
[48:30 - 48:44] this is really getting irritating so what i'm going to do is this
[48:44 - 48:50] watch this i'm about to be slick
[48:50 - 49:03] i'm about to be a slick little shit watch this y'all just so i don't get fucked with
[49:03 - 49:29] going to settings and switching this shit up hold up
[49:29 - 49:37] hey thanks man
[49:37 - 49:41] i'm going to do want to get some custom stickers for the steering wheel
[49:41 - 49:45] like to lay along the back here and shit
[49:45 - 49:51] like i would like to get some like jdm stickers or like racing stickers for
[49:51 - 50:05] you know the side right here and shit
[50:05 - 50:30] wait a minute if i can go along with this that makes me wonder something here
[50:30 - 50:42] that actually makes me wonder if i can go online with motorsport 7
[50:42 - 51:05] because i can do online with gta hold up hold up hold up that literally just like
[51:05 - 51:14] hey koala what's good
[51:14 - 51:21] yo trinzit what up i'll add you all his mods because i see y'all have been here all the
[51:21 - 51:30] damn time same with you siphon what's good bro
[51:30 - 51:40] let's see if we can get some gameplay up in this bitch
[51:40 - 52:00] you guys are wondering what we'll run into the pxn 3100 or is the pxn 1300 and something
[52:00 - 52:28] like that i will fuck boys see ya
[52:28 - 52:40] let's see what we can do here
[52:40 - 53:09] let's see what we got per day bro i didn't think that i was going to be able to do that
[53:09 - 53:16] so i can get some league drag racing going here
[53:16 - 53:38] oh hell yeah we gotta do it we're doing the trip to them baby let's go
[53:38 - 53:48] y'all know this is what i do best but first let me let me do some real quick guys i'm
[53:48 - 54:17] actually going to move the setup i'm actually going to move the camera setup here
[54:17 - 54:31] there now y'all can see a little bit better
[54:31 - 54:39] let's go baby are you serious man failed to find session what
[54:39 - 54:44] that's all right though you know what i've got an even better idea man what about the
[54:44 - 54:49] drag on these fools who's ready to see me fucking slay it on the fucking drag strip
[54:49 - 54:50] strip
[54:51 - 55:02] you
[55:02 - 55:27] let's go all the way over to not over
[55:27 - 55:42] there field and i opened your meetup i'm gonna drag this let's go baby hopefully we
[55:42 - 55:49] can join a lobby that'll be sick if we can because man it's been a minute since i'm
[55:49 - 55:54] doing a drag event now if y'all don't know besides from drift drag racing is another
[55:54 - 56:20] thing that i'm very very big on absolutely oh yes select car let's go
[56:20 - 56:40] the fuck man are you serious right now alright fool use my main dragster oh damn everybody's
[56:40 - 56:52] on a wheel tonight let's go boy everybody up on here using a fucking wheel let's get
[56:52 - 57:10] on y'all so many the fucking jack says you gotta fan like a boss 66 what's good really
[57:10 - 57:28] you you're you're really gonna use any car am i really the only one that's getting smart
[57:28 - 57:36] with this shit life real am i the only one that's keeping it frickin smart on here by
[57:36 - 58:00] using a pro drag car which is the number 23 portion 9 17 like braille come on dude
[58:00 - 58:06] go away for the next track to load y'all let's see what i really do best up in this
[58:06 - 58:24] bitch and while that's loading up i gotta look for a way to load in here while the
[58:24 - 58:39] drivers are loading in or again oh i know my fuck i wasn't gonna grab some coffee but
[58:39 - 58:44] looks like we're waiting even though there's snow gloves let's go i know there's snow
[58:44 - 58:50] gloves and all but they do work for drag events very very well take my rings off so
[58:50 - 59:04] i don't fucking get my hands caught i know there's snow gloves these aren't really actual
[59:04 - 59:14] racing gloves but they do work for drag events and i do like it for drifting too it's not
[59:14 - 59:19] as good for wheel as it is for drag because with drag i can literally grip the wheel
[59:19 - 59:47] like to the max oh that one fucking rest oh yeah that's good. I'm gonna go for the
[59:47 - 60:16] other one. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
[60:16 - 60:44] Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
[60:44 - 60:58] dude what the fuck man i know i'm better than that hold up i need to go in and change
[60:58 - 61:03] a few settings on here i do need to throw traction oh wait yeah i think traction is
[61:03 - 61:25] on dude that was so shit usually i'm never in last what the fuck oh man that was my
[61:25 - 61:32] worst run ever like hands on i've never even when i first started on motorsports i've
[61:32 - 61:52] never been at last that was like literally my worst run ever let's see if we can pull
[61:52 - 62:10] on this guy oh we're pulling him see you sir we're down all right we beat that guy just
[62:10 - 62:23] barely just barely beat the guy but we got him and how the hell is this dude in the Nissan
[62:23 - 62:44] gt i'm fucking killing it so good
[62:44 - 63:03] oh yeah i'm fucking killing it so good
[63:03 - 63:31] damn 256 man
[63:31 - 63:44] bro 256 miles an hour goddamn that is quick
[63:44 - 63:49] favorite for his hotbox not gonna lie man i do like some hot pockets but my favorite
[63:49 - 63:56] food would have to be my mom's homemade pizza no no no i got you no no nothing
[63:56 - 64:14] i can only say my favorite food it has to be my mom's homemade pizza for sure
[64:14 - 64:17] fucking love homemade pizza bro that shit's good if you haven't had it man try that shit
[64:17 - 64:30] it's good i don't fuck yeah dude i love this moment pepperoni pizza fuck yeah dude
[64:30 - 64:51] you ain't you can you can never go wrong with homemade pepperoni pizza
[64:51 - 65:09] oh that's doing that guys i'll be right back i'm gonna grab me some coffee right quick
[65:09 - 65:24] okay
[65:24 - 65:39] um
[65:39 - 66:08] oh just in time
[66:08 - 66:26] too just in freaking time dude
[66:26 - 66:33] that was legit perfect timing i couldn't time that any better honestly
[66:33 - 66:46] dude that was legit like honestly that was
[66:46 - 67:03] perfect timing
[67:12 - 67:16] dude how are these guys breaking the fucking sound barrier
[67:16 - 67:22] like for real dude these guys are fucking slaying it what
[67:27 - 67:43] yeah it is cold here dude like literally it's fucking snowing out
[67:55 - 67:57] yeah do it straight out of drag race bro
[67:57 - 68:05] it's been a minute since i've been behind a little dog in drag race so
[68:05 - 68:08] i gotta get used to it you know i gotta get used to it
[68:08 - 68:17] yeah i'm talking like a new yorker so what
[68:17 - 68:37] oh damn wheelie that bitch
[68:44 - 68:52] oh absolutely bro all right top ten not bad made in six not bad not bad at all
[68:52 - 68:56] not bad at all and it looks pretty good
[68:56 - 69:04] that's pretty good
[69:08 - 69:13] but man it feels good to be back on track ripping it and doing what i fucking do best
[69:13 - 69:22] man having fun ah feels good to be back behind the wheel man doing what i do best man ah yes
[69:22 - 69:30] i can honestly say i've missed being behind the wheel i really have
[69:32 - 69:38] now the only thing i won't be able to be behind the wheel is actually on sunday coming out
[69:38 - 69:43] because i do have a family event coming up on sunday so i won't be doing anything that day
[69:43 - 70:00] so that's really the only thing i'm not really streaming so
[70:00 - 70:12] i mean other than that dude it's you know other than that i will be streaming a lot
[70:12 - 70:18] oh i like that dog viper that's fun dude
[70:23 - 70:33] let's throw traction on and all these
[70:33 - 70:40] things
[70:40 - 71:26] so
[71:26 - 71:48] i know what happens i launched way too freaking late
[71:49 - 71:52] so
[71:52 - 71:59] damn delay los esto bro that's insane
[71:59 - 72:09] back on that league race yo feels good man feels good to be back doing the drag league again man
[72:09 - 72:12] just tearing her up on the drag strip
[72:12 - 72:21] oh pause that wheelie boy
[72:21 - 72:31] yo that wheelie dude how did they not have a fucking wheelie contest for this shit
[72:31 - 72:51] bro they had a fucking wheelie contest i'd be fucking owning that shit right now
[72:51 - 73:06] you know i'm about to see how long i can do a wheelie for on the airstrip man
[73:06 - 73:10] just not fun i want to see if i can do it
[73:11 - 73:13] yeah
[73:13 - 73:33] yeah that's gonna cost me some time
[73:35 - 73:41] yeah that is definitely costing me some time right there that just fucked me over
[73:41 - 73:45] dude getting up against bro
[73:45 - 73:53] oh bro that was the worst oh
[73:53 - 73:58] damn
[74:02 - 74:05] fucking took that hit right into the wall ah
[74:07 - 74:23] that was brutal that was fucking brutal dude
[74:23 - 74:36] oh my god that was the most brutal thing ever
[74:36 - 74:40] yeah it hurt so many threads though
[74:40 - 74:49] all right let's back out of here and let's see how well let's let's see if we can do the
[74:49 - 74:57] world's longest wheelie but first we're gonna do the open air strip meetup let's see if anybody's
[74:57 - 75:06] up in there open track meetup open airfield meetup here we go
[75:06 - 75:20] dude that was oh my god
[75:20 - 75:25] oh damn everybody's on fucking wheels up in here okay
[75:25 - 75:31] okay
[75:31 - 76:22] uh
[76:22 - 76:43] oh damn dude straight throwing it
[76:43 - 76:49] uh
[76:49 - 77:05] dude i'm fucking dripping backwards here what
[77:07 - 77:14] skill bitch not gonna lie that was skill
[77:14 - 77:19] i just fucking drifted this thing backwards
[77:19 - 77:35] that was skill bro
[77:35 - 77:55] uh
[77:55 - 78:14] not even gonna lie that was backwards or anything was fire
[78:14 - 78:29] you know that's what they have cars up on here
[78:29 - 78:42] not gonna lie man that backwards drift that was sick
[78:42 - 78:44] uh
[78:44 - 78:46] let's go in here to options
[78:46 - 78:58] which one is the hay away
[78:58 - 79:14] uh
[79:35 - 79:41] let's grab one of my drift cars here
[79:41 - 79:55] move that right there
[79:55 - 80:18] uh
[80:18 - 80:36] hey sendio it's good
[80:36 - 80:52] uh
[81:12 - 81:20] you know where the hell is everybody man
[81:20 - 82:46] uh
[82:46 - 83:04] why is that actually is interesting
[83:06 - 83:10] not even a lot like doing racing games like doing these that aren't
[83:10 - 83:36] racing games on the wheel that is interesting not even alive
[83:36 - 83:43] um
[83:43 - 83:59] uh
[84:19 - 84:23] what the hell is in here
[84:23 - 84:24] oh okay
[84:24 - 84:39] all right now this is cool how did i not know about this area
[84:39 - 85:03] uh
[85:03 - 85:24] yo this is fun man i don't know these wheels i'm back here
[85:24 - 86:12] uh
[86:12 - 86:21] not even a lot that one was skilled that was cool
[86:21 - 86:26] let's head back to the pit ceiling and get into some leading drifting man
[86:28 - 86:31] if we can that'll be fire
[86:31 - 86:37] now why the hell these people aren't doing
[86:37 - 86:45] drifting i don't know they're all just sitting around i'm the only one throwing the car around
[86:45 - 87:04] i'm so fucking let's do some leisure oh we can win it up warzathon oh okay i like that
[87:04 - 87:20] approximately probably showing where it's an s-class car easy
[87:20 - 87:43] uh
[88:01 - 88:13] yes uh oh so i car what do we got here
[88:15 - 88:27] all right you'll see the ball won't turn around
[88:27 - 88:38] uh
[88:55 - 89:02] here we go guys first ever league drift of the season boy let's go
[89:02 - 89:07] winter season back at it
[89:07 - 89:14] you see i didn't think the drift league would start till next month but uh looks like i was
[89:14 - 89:26] wrong
[89:26 - 90:01] uh
[90:01 - 90:19] yeah i'm not doing so hot
[90:19 - 90:31] but i'm a second though it's not that you know i'm fucking up all these strips right now
[90:31 - 90:45] you know what let's try something there
[90:45 - 90:52] uh
[90:52 - 91:08] dude shit i'm controller
[91:12 - 91:17] i now like how long
[91:18 - 91:25] uh
[91:26 - 91:33] oh
[91:33 - 92:50] uh
[93:07 - 93:15] this is
[93:15 - 93:22] um
[93:22 - 94:16] uh
[94:16 - 94:24] um
[94:24 - 94:39] uh
[94:39 - 96:27] um
[96:43 - 96:50] oh
[96:51 - 96:58] um
[97:18 - 97:25] damn dude that's all right though we took second not bad
[97:33 - 97:41] that actually was not bad we took second
[97:41 - 97:55] look at that boy second son that's actually not bad
[97:55 - 98:49] uh
[99:10 - 99:21] now we're talking
[99:27 - 99:37] now
[99:37 - 100:23] uh
[100:40 - 101:10] i don't know if you'll try to see my breath going on with you yeah i'm just gonna back out
[101:10 - 101:21] of this and do some regular rage raising before i fuck the car up even more
[101:21 - 101:33] but first let's get a proper drift tune on this thing
[101:33 - 101:41] the same
[101:41 - 102:27] uh
[102:44 - 102:52] there's a bitch
[102:52 - 104:09] uh
[104:09 - 104:27] sorry i'll get tired of fucking waiting
[104:27 - 104:35] uh
[104:35 - 104:48] fuck out let's jump back into the lobby
[104:48 - 104:54] this is really on one fucking out but i was hoping i could do a regular league race but i guess not
[104:54 - 105:14] i have to fucking wait for another two minutes and ten seconds
[105:14 - 105:22] uh
[105:22 - 105:36] we got something to groove here
[105:36 - 105:43] uh
[105:44 - 105:51] um
[105:51 - 112:24] uh
[112:24 - 112:42] this is so where you fly
[112:42 - 112:57] uh
[113:14 - 113:24] all right
[113:24 - 113:59] really
[113:59 - 114:06] uh
[114:07 - 114:16] yeah i don't think it's worth my day though
[114:16 - 114:53] uh
[114:53 - 115:11] why is this thing actually up so bad man
[115:11 - 115:15] you know what let's see back guys and see if we can do the same proper
[115:15 - 115:19] either that or just fucking do a straight out regular race
[115:19 - 115:33] and that thing i do not like sliding that thing that thing is way too out of control
[115:38 - 115:45] i think it's way too fucking out of control
[116:01 - 116:13] okay
[116:17 - 116:29] this is the shame
[116:29 - 116:48] so
[116:48 - 117:04] you know it's let's do an endurance race here
[117:04 - 117:12] here
[117:12 - 117:22] so
[117:38 - 117:41] all right here we go guys first endurance race
[117:41 - 117:46] of the year in multiplayer lobby mode let's go
[117:46 - 117:55] it's 12 laps can we take you
[118:00 - 118:13] am i nervous just a little bit just a little bit
[118:13 - 118:18] i don't know man these guys are top-notch drivers man
[118:21 - 118:32] especially chromatius chromatius chromatius 8166 man is a hell of a driver not gonna lie
[118:33 - 118:40] so
[118:56 - 119:02] shit
[119:02 - 119:08] and i'm not good
[119:08 - 119:20] oh
[119:20 - 119:27] crap
[119:27 - 119:41] am i right where he's out
[119:41 - 119:51] watch out
[119:51 - 120:03] great my right axle is fucked that shit's great man
[120:04 - 120:18] um
[120:18 - 120:38] this thing literally wanted to turn and pull
[120:39 - 120:43] this thing literally wants to pull to the right because i fucked it up
[120:47 - 121:10] not good i'm gonna have to make one pit stop
[121:10 - 121:14] damn
[121:14 - 121:21] bro that thing was trying so hard to pull to the right
[121:21 - 121:28] now if this is NASCAR this would be a done fucking deal bro
[121:28 - 121:36] oh shit there we go
[121:36 - 122:59] um
[122:59 - 123:17] i'm not looking good but i'm not looking bad
[123:17 - 123:25] there
[123:25 - 124:03] um
[124:03 - 124:23] i'm not looking good but i'm not looking bad here
[124:23 - 124:28] um
[124:28 - 124:36] i just crashed the front end that was it
[124:36 - 125:29] um
[125:46 - 125:50] china feels good to be competing in a day
[125:50 - 125:54] like for real it feels really good to be here
[125:54 - 126:24] um
[126:24 - 126:42] oh it's steady oh it's steady
[126:43 - 126:50] um
[126:50 - 127:04] i am seriously not getting loud right now
[127:04 - 127:27] um
[127:49 - 127:51] this would be way easier if i had to mess one car
[127:51 - 127:56] because man i'm getting with a four-wheel-on-one car
[128:08 - 128:18] oh great my freaking brakes are out
[128:18 - 128:25] um
[128:25 - 128:47] dude i took a lot of damage i'm in seventh though that's not
[128:47 - 128:53] bad
[128:53 - 128:57] at least i'm midfield
[128:57 - 129:03] that seems one reason i'm midfield
[129:03 - 129:07] really right under the fucking hand
[129:07 - 131:24] um
[131:24 - 131:44] i'm just over here getting time at this point
[131:44 - 132:22] um
[132:22 - 132:41] i just really hope you make good time at this point y'all
[132:43 - 132:48] because if i can make good time then i'm just sad
[133:07 - 133:26] great it's like what else is spiritual damage the whole time
[133:27 - 133:34] um
[133:50 - 133:59] yo michael what's good bro
[133:59 - 134:12] why is i'm not dead last i got on it at least i'm not dead last place
[134:16 - 134:28] shit wait so we can have fun that's all i care about
[134:28 - 136:07] um
[136:24 - 136:29] shit
[136:29 - 137:20] um
[137:20 - 137:34] i think my picture coming up soon because i'm doing shit
[137:34 - 137:43] i don't wanna be fighting this thing right now
[137:43 - 137:58] i'm like literally fighting this damn thing
[138:07 - 138:14] wait why am i going backwards
[138:14 - 138:19] i was gonna put me behind a lot
[138:19 - 138:28] but for real though i'm literally fighting this damn thing right now
[138:28 - 138:35] um
[138:35 - 138:51] dude i am literally fucking fighting this car right now and i did not like it
[138:51 - 138:59] um
[138:59 - 139:20] oh damn i'm on third let's go not that i'm actually in third man we're doing good
[139:20 - 139:44] are you serious right now
[139:44 - 139:58] make sure i don't have to fight this thing
[140:06 - 140:15] i don't know we are good i stick a little sequential
[140:15 - 140:27] all i tell you is the one in the gearbox and that's it
[140:27 - 141:10] um
[141:22 - 141:31] it's stage three
[141:31 - 141:48] um
[141:48 - 142:05] yeah this dude's gotta go i know it's been a real
[142:05 - 142:14] Michael Tucker
[142:14 - 142:22] um
[142:43 - 142:51] it is long as part of the kid
[142:51 - 143:02] ah i got dnf but i placed third that's not bad
[143:02 - 143:05] that is not that i placed third that is good
[143:09 - 143:21] even though i got dnf i still placed third which i'm happy about
[143:27 - 143:40] i'm very happy about that one
[143:40 - 143:48] um
[143:48 - 144:07] oh i got the club sport i want to go with one that i know very well
[144:07 - 144:13] which is the
[144:13 - 144:29] which is the chevy corvette i know this car very very well absolutely love it
[144:29 - 144:37] um
[144:37 - 144:55] yeah you're right man that was a pretty good comeback
[144:56 - 145:04] really good get out of this f*cking way if you get out of their way
[145:23 - 145:34] not good not good not good thank you
[145:34 - 145:42] dude that corner
[145:42 - 145:52] car
[145:52 - 146:04] what's anybody doing a lot of hands breaking out a lot of trail breaking on this one
[146:04 - 146:09] yeah i'm gonna have a train on this track a little bit
[146:09 - 146:22] oh
[146:22 - 146:30] yeah let's just back out of that for now and claymore for the
[146:31 - 146:47] points yeah not the best ron
[146:47 - 146:54] oh yeah for the regulation
[146:57 - 147:10] hell yeah let's go
[147:10 - 147:24] all right so we're all running the same car okay
[147:24 - 147:35] okay
[147:35 - 147:47] so we're all running the mv 300 so over
[147:52 - 147:58] what the f*ck this is literally my name is fart snap game seven what the f*ck
[147:58 - 148:04] wow dude what does that come off of these names man
[148:04 - 148:13] he has a total troll i like that one and chasing goes boom i like that
[148:21 - 148:25] cookie o two seven oh i like that one that was cool but for real the lamp
[148:25 - 148:30] farts nine eighty seven and chasing goes boom like what
[148:30 - 148:44] and then the total troll all nine like i can't even bro i can't even the f*ck man
[148:47 - 148:55] oh shit i can't even what do you want to come up with these ridiculous names for your f*cking
[148:55 - 149:02] gamer tags that's what i want to know like how do you all come up with these weird ass f*cking names bro
[149:06 - 149:20] oh there's more gurgly x now how nice
[149:20 - 149:28] but for real though man where do y'all come up with these f*cking names
[149:28 - 149:34] that's what i want to know like what possesses y'all that come up with these weirdo names
[149:35 - 149:37] why the f*ck
[149:37 - 150:07] so
[150:07 - 150:25] like that shit's just odd man how long until this f*cking interview ends bro
[150:25 - 150:27] so
[150:27 - 150:31] like i'm literally setting here
[150:31 - 150:37] i'm like yo i can test drive this sh*t you know what let's test drive this track and get used to it
[150:37 - 150:45] oh let's car handle it's nice
[150:46 - 150:48] so
[150:48 - 150:58] really really
[150:58 - 151:11] what track we're running
[151:11 - 151:29] alright so that's gonna waste there's no advantages here
[151:29 - 151:35] what the f*ck
[151:35 - 151:49] do i even want to know the f*ck y'all are missing out on the mic right
[151:49 - 151:54] i like that not dead yet
[151:57 - 152:04] i like that pep the triblax pep the triblax is nice
[152:04 - 152:16] what the f*ck is this dude doing he sounds like his f*cking spray tanning something bro
[152:18 - 152:30] oh what we doing sazooka okay i like sazooka circuit okay are you f*cking serious
[152:30 - 152:45] oh man nah that's that's bullsh*t bro oh well looks like we're using the formula board
[152:46 - 152:55] let's see if i can
[152:55 - 153:07] how many laps are we doing we need the name how many laps
[153:15 - 153:18] all right so we're doing five laps okay that's not bad
[153:18 - 153:25] and thankfully it's a track i know which is sazooka circuit i know this track quite well
[153:25 - 153:39] because when we had to do um f*cking what was it it was for formula one 2019
[153:40 - 153:46] we had to run the sazooka circuit as a qualifier which where i qualified for the final spot
[153:46 - 153:51] for f1 2020 for this next season coming up so
[153:51 - 153:59] thankfully it's a track i know it's not like freaking nurburgring or anything like that or
[153:59 - 154:06] anything it's nothing too crazy to me i do like nurburgring but i do like sazooka circuit a lot
[154:07 - 154:15] i actually raced this track a lot with f1 cars you know all that sh*t so thankfully it's a track
[154:15 - 154:32] i know pretty well i know my way around this track fairly well so it shouldn't be too hard
[154:32 - 154:56] here we go guys
[154:56 - 155:21] oh god i forgot how to take the suit off
[155:22 - 155:31] so
[155:45 - 155:58] sh*t i went off track twice in a row
[155:58 - 156:06] i'm not sure i grabbed their away so with this
[156:06 - 156:10] i can't forget how crazy these little things are
[156:13 - 156:20] i actually forget how fast and wicked these little f*cking cars are and sh*t
[156:20 - 157:34] so
[157:50 - 157:54] these these are way more wicked than your normal cars
[157:54 - 158:01] they're not as the nimble as like say your f1 cars
[158:01 - 158:15] now those f1 cars dude this would be no f*cking problem
[158:18 - 158:30] but there's all thing no f*cking chance
[158:30 - 159:12] so
[159:29 - 159:35] dude i'm going off track a lot dude that's why i hate this car
[159:35 - 159:39] that's why you do have stick to like s1 cars or e2 cars
[159:39 - 159:54] because this thing is not made for this kind of track this is like a f*cking go car
[159:55 - 161:40] so
[161:54 - 162:04] why did you not wait for this race to be over
[162:16 - 162:26] yeah
[162:26 - 162:42] shit i wanna play state
[162:43 - 162:48] so now i'm gonna run
[162:50 - 163:13] i don't know whatsoever that was trash
[163:19 - 163:24] oh finally a car set that i know let's go boy
[163:24 - 163:42] finally a car i'm actually familiar with
[163:42 - 163:51] so
[164:10 - 164:19] you know i'll just do automatic see how that goes
[164:19 - 164:28] so
[164:43 - 164:52] let me allow something to do in here more or less all right
[164:52 - 165:06] you need a quick chow down in while we're waiting here
[165:06 - 166:29] so
[166:29 - 166:49] this is a literal when i was a guy
[166:49 - 167:44] so
[167:59 - 168:04] yeah
[168:04 - 168:18] this is not my best driving
[168:18 - 168:25] so
[168:25 - 168:37] you know exactly how to do this
[168:38 - 168:53] as soon as we can't throw down some good runs
[169:07 - 169:10] you know let's try an e-class race see what we can do for e-class because i've
[169:10 - 169:14] never raced these before this is brand new to me
[169:14 - 169:20] so let's see what we can do with e-class here we can get some doves
[169:31 - 169:38] don't choose my car
[169:38 - 169:50] oh that's a shabby core right not gonna lie
[169:50 - 170:04] so
[170:21 - 170:40] man i love those i'm freaking love those jalapeno pretzel bikes man those things are good
[170:40 - 171:16] so
[171:16 - 171:37] all right seriously need to get back in the practice
[171:37 - 171:44] so
[171:44 - 171:56] the job rosie is so small man
[171:56 - 172:03] so
[172:03 - 172:14] hey bro this is the kind of car that would use for like a cruisin show on horizon four
[172:14 - 172:15] not racing
[172:19 - 172:26] let's see
[172:26 - 173:31] so
[173:52 - 173:59] yeah i'm not just working
[173:59 - 174:42] so
[175:01 - 175:08] now
[175:08 - 175:37] so
[175:37 - 175:58] so i've seen only got two gears are you serious
[175:58 - 177:10] so
[177:29 - 177:33] oh yeah
[177:33 - 177:52] maybe not
[177:52 - 177:55] can go so
[177:55 - 178:36] so
[178:36 - 178:50] oh sure
[178:50 - 179:19] so
[179:40 - 179:49] hopefully this will be my first victory of the night
[180:04 - 180:14] now like that ain't gonna be
[180:14 - 180:26] oh i'll take it first let's go dude i'm fucked up and i'm still in the lead what's good
[180:26 - 180:54] so
[181:12 - 181:19] i don't know where it fits
[181:20 - 182:45] so
[182:45 - 183:04] oh you saved your ass
[183:04 - 183:47] so
[184:05 - 184:20] man this is a NASCAR setup dude i would be fucking sad right now
[184:25 - 184:40] that's why they need to have a fucking NASCAR link bro
[184:40 - 184:54] so
[185:14 - 185:21] you'll see that
[185:21 - 186:04] so
[186:20 - 186:27] dude i am so tend to go
[186:27 - 186:39] i am so tend to fucking throw this thing right now like you have no idea how i just want to throw it
[186:39 - 187:01] so
[187:23 - 187:30] watch me pass dude
[187:30 - 187:42] see you kid
[187:42 - 188:09] so
[188:09 - 188:30] there's the finish line right up there come on let's go
[188:33 - 188:44] go go go go go go go and one second to spare oh that was close
[188:44 - 188:52] dude one fucking second to spare that was nuts
[188:58 - 189:07] i almost got the dnf oh last second oh shit
[189:07 - 189:17] dude that was close not even gonna lie that was fucking insane
[189:19 - 189:34] bro oh my fair tracks
[189:34 - 189:59] so
[189:59 - 190:11] you know let's go with the escort
[190:16 - 190:23] bro that last fucking second though man that was crazy
[190:23 - 190:37] i love me a 40 score now
[190:37 - 192:11] so
[192:29 - 192:36] and where are you going
[192:36 - 192:51] why do i should just sputter out and fucking stall
[192:51 - 192:58] like legit my shit just freaking stalled out what the fuck
[192:58 - 193:19] what
[193:19 - 193:25] you all saw that shit man like it was you just stalled out
[193:25 - 194:37] so
[194:37 - 194:57] welcome to the life of racio ladies and gentlemen
[194:57 - 195:04] welcome
[195:05 - 195:12] um
[195:32 - 195:38] yeah
[195:38 - 195:58] that's a fun little lobby i actually like that
[195:58 - 196:05] so
[196:05 - 196:19] let's do rear wheel drive
[196:24 - 196:28] see what we can do in this lobby for one final round man because we're hitting the three hour mark
[196:28 - 196:32] and i do need to get some rest because i gotta be up early tomorrow
[196:32 - 196:47] so yeah that's gonna be fun now
[196:47 - 196:54] so
[196:54 - 197:10] is there anybody in there
[197:14 - 197:34] nope apparently not so let's go i'm limited drag hold on
[197:44 - 198:03] wait who's the house
[198:03 - 198:53] so
[198:53 - 199:11] you know what
[199:11 - 200:52] so
[201:14 - 201:33] hey there we go that's what i was looking for
[201:33 - 201:52] so
[201:52 - 202:00] i'm maintaining that third spot man this is good this is good
[202:01 - 202:07] so
[202:07 - 202:21] hey real robbie go fuck yourself bitch
[202:21 - 202:34] hey robbie instead of fucking running your mouth like a bitch why don't you get up on
[202:34 - 202:41] your fucking basement punk ass or are you afraid that i'm gonna kick your little whiny ass
[202:41 - 202:44] fucking pussy
[202:44 - 203:04] and by the way what do you mean your new album don't you mean my new album bitch
[203:06 - 203:16] the fuck outta here fucking punk-ass loser
[203:16 - 203:30] got the album remaino 3 3 3 s which is actually one of the fastest drag cars in the game
[203:33 - 203:44] hey mrs thank you and i like that
[203:44 - 203:54] so
[203:54 - 204:11] and roger why don't you go fuck yourself you fucking faggot
[204:12 - 204:35] i know what y'all are trying to do y'all are trying to piss me off well guess what not working bitch
[204:36 - 204:42] so
[204:42 - 205:00] if anybody deserves drunk y'all fucking faggot someone run their mouth
[205:00 - 205:07] damn
[205:07 - 205:28] yo this thing's so fucking fast that it literally is glitching the fucking game right now that is
[205:28 - 205:38] insane that is absolutely nuts
[205:38 - 206:00] so
[206:20 - 206:30] dude this thing is so quick that it's actually making the damn game lag that is nuts
[206:30 - 207:43] so
[207:43 - 208:12] alright y'all that being said i am not the house off here for the night i will catch you
[208:12 - 208:18] guys in the morning because i'm getting worn the fuck out
[208:18 - 208:30] like i'm really getting worn the fuck out y'all i need to get some rest plus
[208:30 - 208:40] you know i need to get my mind off of everything that's going on and like i said i'm definitely
[208:42 - 208:52] you know obviously i'm stressed out um definitely worried hopefully everything's okay and yeah i do
[208:52 - 208:58] think you guys are dropping in for this session having fun you know i enjoy gaming out with you
[208:58 - 209:04] guys a lot of times it's a good time but with that being said i will catch you guys later on
[209:04 - 209:08] guys if you are new do not forget to hit that like that subscribe button and the notification
[209:08 - 209:16] bell down below and i'll catch you guys the next lunch you guys peace
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