Original upload date: December 13th, 2020 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:42] (Music)
[0:42 - 0:48] What's going on guys, yo boi.
[0:48 - 0:56] What the hell did that turn.
[0:56 - 1:00] We're about to get in on some challenges today.
[1:00 - 1:08] Yes, I have my old school 90s race clothes.
[1:08 - 1:13] What? Some old school race clothes from the 90s.
[1:13 - 1:26] So yes, I did break out the race clothes today for some great 2019 challenges.
[1:26 - 1:50] You know, these boots do need to be cleaned. They work, they're good.
[1:50 - 1:56] As much as I love these rings, they gotta come off.
[1:56 - 2:00] Don't need these to get in the way.
[2:00 - 2:09] As much as I love these rings, they gotta go around.
[2:09 - 2:16] Don't need those to get in the way of us.
[2:16 - 2:26] You know what I need to do.
[2:26 - 2:29] Oh, what the fuck.
[2:29 - 2:56] Oh my gosh.
[2:56 - 2:59] Hold on, there's one more one, guys.
[2:59 - 3:12] Let me do some more, thank you.
[3:12 - 3:17] Oh, Christ.
[3:17 - 3:27] Oh, my God, where are the elbows.
[3:27 - 3:54] Fuckin' hate that man, how fuckin' are you now.
[3:54 - 3:57] Shit hurt, man.
[3:57 - 4:14] Fuckin' hate hangin' out with the fuckin' herd.
[4:14 - 4:30] Alright, now that I got the gloves on.
[4:30 - 4:44] It's tear 'em up time.
[4:44 - 4:55] Oh, we got Barcelona.
[4:55 - 5:02] I thought you would jump in today and do some career vlogs if we haven't done that yet.
[5:02 - 5:15] But first, take a sip of some nice hot coffee while we're at it, boys.
[5:15 - 5:23] And we're not that coffee is actually very different because I actually mixed in a little bit of monster energy, it is so good.
[5:23 - 5:29] We haven't even got that 4GT, boy, let's get it.
[5:29 - 5:58] Second wave.
[5:58 - 6:14] Shit, little chat, little chat.
[6:14 - 6:40] I need to change this up a bit. I see it moving from the head, too.
[6:40 - 7:02] Alright, now let's restart that because something ain't sittin' right.
[7:02 - 7:12] Let's go here to options. Let's back it down, then.
[7:12 - 7:30] You know, let's give ourselves a bigger challenge and not too big of a challenge.
[7:30 - 7:34] Yo, this is me right there, boy.
[7:34 - 7:38] I like that old school 4GT.
[7:38 - 8:07] I like that viper. There he is, man.
[8:07 - 8:36] Alright, speed viper. What do you think you got, boy?
[8:36 - 8:40] Do you think you're going somewhere?
[8:40 - 8:52] I don't think so. Oh, shit.
[8:52 - 9:02] Let's see if I can get around this, man. Sorry, I'm getting the outside here.
[9:02 - 9:10] We're all to 13.
[9:10 - 9:38] That's okay.
[9:38 - 9:50] Bro, sir, you're trying to play public, aren't you, man?
[9:50 - 10:08] I guess we're on pitch. I can play that, too.
[10:08 - 10:37] I'm going to play that.
[10:37 - 10:59] I'm not going to be surprised that they're going to come along, bro.
[10:59 - 11:03] I don't think you should get up or you're not. I'm about to play.
[11:03 - 11:31] I'm here to play, bitch.
[11:31 - 11:36] Oh, hell no.
[11:36 - 12:04] And there's no gloves, but hey, they work like racing gloves.
[12:04 - 12:09] Bro, sir, you're really trying to help me on the track. I'll meet somebody.
[12:09 - 12:15] Not today, boys.
[12:15 - 12:44] This is the final area. It's made out of midnight.
[12:44 - 13:02] I'm doing this, actually, getting used to regular racing gloves, bro.
[13:02 - 13:09] So can I help you, boys, man?
[13:09 - 13:22] Fuck, my engine stalled out. Damn it.
[13:22 - 13:26] Why I said, dude, they work all the same, man.
[13:26 - 13:51] Plus, I guess we're used to regular racing gloves, dude.
[13:51 - 14:20] I don't know why, bitch. I'm coming, bro.
[14:20 - 14:30] Just stay out of the way.
[14:30 - 14:38] Yeah, fuck's sake. I'm here to get in the way. I'm here to win, bitch.
[14:38 - 14:41] I think they've hit there a lot too many times.
[14:41 - 14:44] That's it, my dude.
[14:44 - 14:49] I'm here to win, motherfuckers. I'm not here to make friends.
[14:49 - 15:07] I'm here to win this shit.
[15:07 - 15:18] I'm out of the way, bitch. Can we go? Shit.
[15:18 - 15:43] I've been going for a real life race in here.
[15:43 - 15:48] Oh, shit. Oh, out the way, bro. Out of the way.
[15:48 - 15:56] Yeah, we're on the fifth. Let's go, bitch.
[15:56 - 16:25] I'm not even off of the pace.
[16:25 - 16:53] Oh, shit.
[16:53 - 17:17] Last lap, can we take the dog?
[17:17 - 18:10] Oh, shit.
[18:10 - 18:25] What the fuck? Why the fuck do I wear a Gavin KFC button?
[18:25 - 18:32] I just don't. What the fuck?
[18:32 - 18:42] I see you back there, bitch.
[18:42 - 19:11] Yes, I know I see you back there. I don't give a shit.
[19:11 - 19:42] Oh, come on.
[19:42 - 19:49] Go through.
[19:49 - 19:55] Oh, man, I was right there. Two-thirds, not bad.
[19:55 - 20:01] That's not bad at all.
[20:01 - 20:27] I'm happy with that. That was actually a good run.
[20:27 - 20:35] Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, did I hate Brands Hatch?
[20:35 - 20:41] Go me now.
[20:41 - 20:52] And in case you guys are wondering, yes, this is online.
[20:52 - 21:00] This is actually an event, so...
[21:00 - 21:07] For the exact, what the fuck?
[21:07 - 21:10] Oh, I like that purple piper.
[21:10 - 21:39] Old school, old school, old school, old school, old school, old school, old school, old school.
[21:39 - 21:45] The homie Cody's arm. Fuck.
[21:45 - 21:48] And that dude don't play nice.
[21:48 - 22:04] Sorry, Cody. Gotta go, though.
[22:04 - 22:33] Let's try it.
[22:33 - 22:43] See if I can make a tight squeeze here.
[22:43 - 22:50] Oh, come on, baby.
[22:50 - 23:10] I don't hear a shit.
[23:10 - 23:17] Shit.
[23:17 - 23:34] Okay, I'm back on track.
[23:34 - 23:40] Come on, Cody. Try to catch me, boy.
[23:40 - 23:48] Out of the way, dog.
[23:48 - 23:58] All right, we're on the fourth. Let's take it.
[23:59 - 24:06] Shit.
[24:06 - 24:12] That's what I feel. I really don't care about the penalty right now.
[24:12 - 24:16] I care about catching that first spot.
[24:16 - 24:24] I'm really aurora. I really speak up fucking brain chicken right there.
[24:24 - 24:30] You're really trying to put a great checker right now, really?
[24:30 - 24:35] Really, bitch, you're really trying to break checker.
[24:35 - 24:38] Man, fuck your brick check, bitch.
[24:38 - 24:42] All right, there's first just ahead, guys.
[24:42 - 24:52] Let's go.
[24:52 - 24:56] All right, baby.
[24:56 - 25:21] Ah, shit.
[25:21 - 25:36] That's where I would still catch up.
[25:36 - 25:54] Come on, bitch. All right, we got first. Let's go.
[25:54 - 26:06] Dude, that's good.
[26:06 - 26:08] Oh, shit.
[26:08 - 26:10] Man, holy shit.
[26:10 - 26:13] Yeah.
[26:13 - 26:20] Yeah, I know I wrecked a lot, but that's for the racing, dude.
[26:20 - 26:22] You know what they say, man.
[26:22 - 26:33] Robin's racing, bro.
[26:33 - 26:36] That's just facts, man. Robin's racing, man.
[26:36 - 26:41] You got to be willing to train a little pain and get down and dirty when it comes to racing, bro.
[26:41 - 26:47] I try to race clean, but I also like to get dirty every once in a while, too.
[26:47 - 26:55] Taffy wants to let you know you're there.
[26:55 - 26:59] Hey, you got the Group One UK Challenge done.
[26:59 - 27:07] And the Team Third bus, ensure your team finishes in the third place near that. Easy.
[27:07 - 27:19] That's good.
[27:19 - 27:26] Let's see what other events we got that we can now.
[27:26 - 27:45] Ooh, yo, can I do the World Tourist?
[27:45 - 27:58] Do you really like stock cars?
[27:58 - 28:14] Oh, yes. Pro truck racing, bitch.
[28:14 - 28:16] Ooh, which one do I want to go for?
[28:16 - 28:20] They got the Challenger, the Corvette Camaro.
[28:20 - 28:25] Oh, dude, some of these are fire.
[28:25 - 28:31] Oh, they got a Pontiac Firebird. Hell, yeah.
[28:31 - 28:43] Oh, I'm thinking about that Chevy Camaro.
[28:43 - 28:47] That Chevy Camaro SX concept.
[28:47 - 28:51] Thing looks sick.
[28:51 - 28:56] Or do I want to go Dodge Challenger SRT?
[28:56 - 29:06] Ooh, it's a toss-up between the Camaro SSX or this.
[29:06 - 29:12] Fuck. It's hard to choose, I think, because they're all good.
[29:12 - 29:16] They got a nice little deep dish on it. Fuck, yeah.
[29:16 - 29:21] You know what, fuck it, man. Let's go with the Camaro Z28, man.
[29:21 - 29:26] You can never go wrong with the Z28, man.
[29:26 - 29:30] Let's put a nice little livery on this beast.
[29:30 - 29:55] Okay, I loaded it, though.
[29:55 - 30:03] Dude, we unlocked all those. Let's see what we got for new trainers.
[30:03 - 30:06] I know we got some new trainer raps.
[30:06 - 30:13] Oh, bro, we got a lot of new ones. Holy shit.
[30:13 - 30:20] Not gonna lie, that one looks cool.
[30:20 - 30:25] So, let's go.
[30:25 - 30:40] That's just fucking worth it.
[30:40 - 30:47] Ooh.
[30:47 - 31:03] Dang, man, they got some nice ones up on here. Shit.
[31:03 - 31:29] Let's go for a motorsport one and see what we got here.
[31:29 - 31:36] Let's go.
[31:36 - 31:41] Damn.
[31:41 - 31:45] Yo, they actually got some really fucking good ones on here.
[31:45 - 31:49] I actually like that, but I also like this.
[31:49 - 31:56] I'm really thinking that blue and silver, man.
[31:56 - 32:09] Wait, what? I was cool.
[32:09 - 32:22] Fuck, dude, we're going for the orange and silver. I know it's sick.
[32:22 - 32:34] And it's a fuck, a time attack. I hate time attacks.
[32:34 - 32:39] Dude, you know what oversteer is called? It's called drifting, bitch.
[32:39 - 32:43] Which is what I do best, motherfucker.
[32:43 - 33:12] So, let me show you what I can do on a fucking map.
[33:12 - 33:32] It's not called oversteer. It's called drifting, bitch.
[33:32 - 33:34] You know what? Hold up, hold up.
[33:34 - 33:37] Let me show you what I can really do, motherfucker.
[33:37 - 34:06] Hold up, let's hold up on this, man. I'm not to show this motherfucker what's really up.
[34:06 - 34:26] It's on now, motherfucker.
[34:26 - 34:43] You know what?
[34:43 - 34:55] Let's go here, turn the grip and everything off.
[34:55 - 34:58] This is just an annual sequential.
[34:58 - 35:13] Y'all already seen and ripped some gears, man.
[35:13 - 35:15] You know what?
[35:15 - 35:25] I'm going street style, bitch.
[35:25 - 35:31] I'd say it's time to go street style on this guy.
[35:31 - 35:45] And I'll talk to you. Prepare to get a lesson in drifting, bitch.
[35:45 - 36:14] You'll get on a fucking journey, bitch.
[36:14 - 36:23] You've got to fuck the reins.
[36:23 - 36:52] Fuck.
[36:52 - 37:14] Hey, y'all, how many of y'all want to see me fucking rip this shit?
[37:14 - 37:17] You know what? Hold up, hold up.
[37:17 - 37:22] Let's do like we did the other night with the initial day, boy.
[37:22 - 37:27] You've got to do it, man. You know I've got to do it initial day style, baby.
[37:27 - 37:34] Let's go. Throw in some fucking initial day on Spotify, man. Let's go.
[37:34 - 37:36] Let's go down here.
[37:36 - 37:50] Your chair didn't do it. What the fuck is it?
[37:51 - 38:19] Fuck.
[38:19 - 38:27] Let's do this, bitch, boy.
[38:27 - 38:56] Finish it off, baby.
[38:56 - 39:25] [music]
[39:25 - 39:48] We've got to get to the next phase, boy.
[39:48 - 39:54] We've got to get to the next phase, baby.
[39:54 - 40:04] [music]
[40:04 - 42:44] We've got to get to the next phase, boy.
[42:53 - 42:55] Oh, I got a bad idea. Hold on.
[42:55 - 42:57] I got a bad idea.
[42:57 - 43:00] I got something.
[43:00 - 43:06] If y'all don't know Initially, you guys will know this.
[43:06 - 43:09] Well, this song, anyway.
[43:10 - 43:13] (keyboard clicking)
[43:13 - 43:32] See if they have Initialized on here.
[43:33 - 43:36] (keyboard clicking)
[44:00 - 44:03] Are you serious? Y'all ain't got--
[44:03 - 44:05] Wow, that's stupid.
[44:05 - 44:19] That's literally the dumbest thing ever.
[44:28 - 44:30] Shh.
[44:30 - 44:38] Wow, y'all, that track's on.
[44:38 - 44:45] Uh-huh.
[44:57 - 45:03] (audience applauding)
[45:04 - 45:06] (keyboard clicking)
[45:07 - 45:09] (audience applauding)
[45:35 - 45:38] This is where our greatest race is on, boy.
[45:38 - 45:56] Hey, eat shit, and don't fuck yourself, boy.
[45:56 - 45:59] And on to your job.
[46:00 - 46:02] (keyboard clicking)
[46:27 - 46:29] Hey, y'all, Ma, do your job.
[46:29 - 46:37] Carry that eat shit, baby.
[46:37 - 46:40] (keyboard clicking)
[46:40 - 47:03] You know what, I got it.
[47:04 - 47:06] (keyboard clicking)
[47:32 - 47:35] I'll actually type in my guarantee tag right now.
[47:36 - 59:19] (keyboard clicking)
[59:19 - 59:23] - I don't give a fuck if I didn't finish.
[59:23 - 59:27] Me drifting in the rain, not a good idea.
[59:27 - 59:48] (keyboard clicking)
[59:48 - 59:51] Definitely not a good idea.
[59:51 - 59:59] (keyboard clicking)
[59:59 - 60:02] Not nighttime, I can do.
[60:02 - 60:06] (keyboard clicking)
[60:06 - 60:10] But in the rain at night, no fucking chance.
[60:10 - 60:14] (keyboard clicking)
[60:14 - 60:17] No sketchy as fuck, dude.
[60:17 - 60:56] (keyboard clicking)
[60:56 - 60:59] See this ain't so bad, it's like you took the road easier,
[60:59 - 61:03] but dude, at night in the rain, fuck that.
[61:03 - 61:27] (keyboard clicking)
[61:27 - 61:36] Xbox One, man, all the way.
[61:37 - 61:41] Don't get wrong, though, I do like, I do like here.
[61:41 - 61:49] (keyboard clicking)
[61:49 - 61:55] I'm fucking trying to trick you up, man.
[61:55 - 61:59] (keyboard clicking)
[61:59 - 62:01] Oh, shit.
[62:01 - 62:04] (keyboard clicking)
[62:04 - 62:06] Yeah, that was a fuck out.
[62:07 - 62:08] (keyboard clicking)
[62:08 - 62:11] But yes, I do play Gran Turismo, too.
[62:11 - 62:15] I'll fuck some Gran Turismo on PlayStation, man, for sure.
[62:15 - 62:26] (keyboard clicking)
[62:26 - 62:31] You know what, hold up, hold up.
[62:31 - 62:35] I'm about to do a fucking toe game battle for y'all, man.
[62:35 - 62:38] (keyboard clicking)
[62:38 - 62:43] 'Cause I know y'all been dying to see a toe game battle,
[62:43 - 62:46] so I'm gonna give it to ya.
[62:46 - 62:50] (keyboard clicking)
[62:50 - 63:00] Now, this will be the final run for the next.
[63:00 - 63:02] I do have to make some phone calls.
[63:03 - 63:06] So hopefully we can take the tug on this,
[63:06 - 63:10] and we will get it, hopefully.
[63:10 - 63:46] (keyboard clicking)
[63:46 - 63:47] Oh, shit!
[63:47 - 63:50] Didn't feel like I was right on the side right there.
[63:50 - 63:53] (keyboard clicking)
[63:53 - 63:57] How did I not see Holy right beside you there?
[63:57 - 64:12] (keyboard clicking)
[64:12 - 64:19] How the hell did I not see Dude right fucking back there?
[64:19 - 64:58] (keyboard clicking)
[64:59 - 65:01] Well, guys, I haven't gotten to any right here,
[65:01 - 65:03] and I don't want to, I do have to take this call,
[65:03 - 65:06] so I'll catch you guys later. Peace.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2256' on August 18th, 2024