2019-1-3 Arguing Clones

[0:00 - 0:27] Hey, what's up? Who the hell are you? I don't know, who are you? I don't know, I asked you first. No, I asked you first. No, I asked you first. Whatever, you didn't ask first, I asked you first. Whatever.
[0:29 - 0:31] Who the hell are you anyway?
[0:31 - 0:54] What the hell am I? Who the hell are you? I don't know, I asked you first. No, I asked you first. No, I asked you first. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Whatever. Kiss my ass. Go to hell. Fuck you. Fuck you too.
[0:54 - 1:10] Sorry, not gay. So, yeah, I'm not gonna fuck you. I ain't never know, you might be. This is the first time for everything. Wait, are you gay? No, just saying, this is the first time for everything.
[1:11 - 1:35] Okay. So, who are you? I don't know, who are you? I'm you. Wait, you're me? No, I mean, you're me. Wait, what? So, you're me and I'm you.
[1:36 - 2:01] Yeah, you're me. No, you're me. No, you're me. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. How am I you? You just are. Get over it. Wait, is there only I'm a clone? Yeah, you're a clone of me. I'm the original. No, I'm not.
[2:02 - 2:23] Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. You're my clone. I'm not your clone. Whatever. Who are you anyway? Like I said, you're my clone. I am the original. No, you're not. I'm the original.
[2:24 - 2:49] No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. And you are not. And whatever, just shut up and go on somewhere. Like where am I supposed to go? We're both stuck in this weird three-dimensional world. Yeah, well, hey, you're the one that brought us here. Whatever.
[2:50 - 3:12] Yeah, you and this guy over here, this guy. He seems to think that he's me or that I'm him. He seems to think I'm his clone. You guys hearing this right now?
[3:13 - 3:41] Who the hell are you talking to? Talking to the person watching. Can you see him? No. Well, look, you idiot. They're right there. Huh? You see him now? Oh, yeah, I see him now. Hi, random person. What's up? This guy over here doesn't know. He's kind of,
[3:42 - 4:10] you know, out there. And why now? That's right. You are crazy. Says the one with a fucked up haircut. Yeah, well, I may have a fucked up haircut. But at least I'm not a midget. Call me a midget one more time.
[4:11 - 4:39] Midget? Or should I say small fry? Oh, that's it. You are so dead when we get home. Wait, when we get home? Yeah, when we get home, your ass is mine. Try it short shit. You really think you can kick my ass and hold me back, don't you? I know I can.
[4:39 - 5:08] Bring it? Oh, I will. I'll bring every inch of it and I'll punch you across the room like a football. Really now? Damn right? Whatever. You're nothing. No, you're nothing. No, you're nothing. No, you're nothing.
[5:08 - 5:24] This guy is so weird. What do you call him weird? You. Whatever. You are weird. Just shut up, don't leave me alone.
[5:29 - 5:48] And why would I do that? Because I said to. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Mm hmm. Whatever.
[5:56 - 6:17] That's why you are so fucking weird for a clone. A clone? Yeah, clone. How am I a clone? That makes no sense. Just get used to it. You're a clone. They know it. I know it. Just face it. You're a clone.
[6:18 - 6:19] I'm a clone.
[6:19 - 6:22] Thank you.