Original upload date: December 23rd, 2018 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:02] How are you doing?
[0:02 - 0:04] Hey Boi, what are you doing?
[0:04 - 0:06] Nuna you're down business, that's what I'm doing.
[0:06 - 0:10] And don't, what are you always going to be feeling in me?
[0:10 - 0:13] That shit's getting annoying, for real.
[0:13 - 0:15] Good sound.
[0:15 - 0:20] Freaking humans, they don't know when to stop feeling in their own dog.
[0:20 - 0:29] Unless we see things or are hearing things.
[0:29 - 0:34] You're a dog, you're not supposed to talk.
[0:34 - 0:40] Oh yeah, well Nuna was that rich, but you don't see me complaining about Anduja?
[0:40 - 0:43] Did you know everything talks?
[0:43 - 0:47] Oh yeah, turn that camera off, it's getting annoying, for real.
[0:47 - 0:49] Turn it off.
[0:49 - 0:51] Where are you going?
[0:51 - 0:54] I'm going to lay down, that's where I'm going.
[0:54 - 0:58] And don't, I thought I told you to turn that camera off.
[0:58 - 1:02] I swear to God, if you don't turn that camera off right now,
[1:02 - 1:06] I have turned it around and I'm going to bite you in the fucking ass.
[1:06 - 1:09] If you do not stop feeling in me.
[1:09 - 1:18] At first you go and you head to the kitchen and then you go over here.
[1:18 - 1:20] What the?
[1:20 - 1:22] Okay.
[1:22 - 1:26] First you confuse me by going everywhere and then you talk.
[1:26 - 1:28] What the?
[1:28 - 1:32] I need to see a shrink.
[1:32 - 1:36] Straight up, like I need to see a fucking shrink, like bad.
[1:36 - 1:40] Oh hey look, I found my bone.
[1:40 - 1:42] This is going to be good.
[1:42 - 1:47] Time to sit down, relax, chill out, sleep and eat on my bone.
[1:48 - 1:54] Alright, let's call up the psych order and call up maybe one of my family members.
[1:54 - 1:57] So let's do this.
[1:57 - 1:59] Hello?
[1:59 - 2:01] Yeah.
[2:01 - 2:05] Hey it's me, I got something weird to tell you.
[2:05 - 2:13] You're not going to believe this but my dog just talked.
[2:14 - 2:19] Yes you heard me right, my dog just talked.
[2:19 - 2:22] No I'm not fucking kidding.
[2:22 - 2:27] For real, he sat down and talked to me.
[2:27 - 2:33] Like, I don't know if I'm going crazy or what.
[2:33 - 2:36] I don't know.
[2:36 - 2:40] Do you think you can make it over here?
[2:41 - 2:44] Why not?
[2:44 - 2:50] Alright, I'll see what I can do.
[2:50 - 2:58] Trust me, I'm planning on checking into a psych order and I'm going to need one out for this.
[2:58 - 3:01] Alright, bye.
[3:01 - 3:08] Oh!
[3:08 - 3:16] I need a fucking shrink, so bad.
[3:16 - 3:24] If he thinks this is bad, just wait till he finds out what else talks.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2478' on August 16th, 2024
